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Spiders
he didn't do nuthin
Spiders
Spiders
*;3
Spiders
this will be me
Spiders
soon
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fingers crossed
anon
>>563721
I think the funniest part of this is that instead of cutting the match, they painted over it in photoshop
>>563730
Spiders
lmao they did i never noticed
Spiders
how did the original image look then what
Spiders
why are my hands so sweaty ew
Spiders
i hate it when my body does that
shrimpe
>>563725
well you see you cannot cut the match as it is in image format
>>563731
anon
Cutting the match IRL
shrimpe
you cannot cut the match irl its a photograph they did not originally take the picture they edited the picture to have the text you goober
anon
In the original pic
shrimpe
stupid twink
shrimpe
why dont you stop thinking and just pose for me
anon
The original pic would... okay :3
shrimpe
good boy
shrimpe
back to our regularly scheduled programming
0.6848% booger!boymodewng
ur 4'11
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shut up NERD
shrimpe
im 10'10
anon
shrimp is 4'11
shrimpe
im ben 10
shrimpe
no im 5'10.6
anon
Cute height
shrimpe
literally average
shrimpe
all my life. i have to contend with simply being average. besides my incredible personlity
anon
Cute
anon
Height
shrimpe
any height is cute to u i think
anon
Maybe....
shrimpe
smirks
shrimpe
when everything is special. nothing is special
>>563757
shrimpe
smirks with a shit eating grin
anon
>>563755
That doesn't make any sense at all actually
anon
Everyone can be a specialist in a different thing, they would all be special while also being special
shrimpe
there are specialists because not everyone is specialized in things. if everyone is specialized in the same thing it is not special. it is the common thing. they are commonized
anon
Yeah, so everyone is specialized in different things. ie they can all be special
shrimpe
commonists
anon
Everyone can be a different height and therefor special
shrimpe
ive had enough
shrimpe
cease
shrimpe
you fell for my ruse
shrimpe
i made statements i did not believe
Spiders
not sure what these heights actually translate to but if twinkanon says they're cute heights then they must be
shrimpe
im like the Average North American Male Height
Spiders
i literally have average height..... for a boy that is
>>563795
shrimpe
splits in half as the answer
shrimpe
itll work fine ya
shrimpe
its just resistive heating
shrimpe
the only sucky thing will be bad temp control
shrimpe
but it will melt solder
shrimpe
yeeee
shrimpe
uhh the smoke isnt too bad in my experience doing it in a small shop rarely but its probably good to at least have a window open or a fan yk
>>563784
shrimpe
dont think it actually smells much
Spiders
FUCK
Spiders
::basilsmonk
Spiders
i swear that's what it was called
shrimpe
::basil smonk
Spiders
::basilsmonk
shrimpe
::basilsmoke
Spiders
THEY DELETD IT
shrimpe
chuffin a fat soldering iron
Spiders
uhhuuu fuck
Spiders
rune speak time
Spiders
um
anon
No Shrimp will watch my horrible no good very bad runespeak
Spiders
oh
shrimpe
no i can read that
shrimpe
me2
Spiders
i'm slendytubby! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spiders
i am going to make FOOD
Spiders
blt or da scrambled egg for spiders tonight
shrimpe
blt sounds yummy
Spiders
alternatively,
shrimpe
grilled cheesy
Spiders
>>563816
orchiectomy
shrimpe
sldjghdfkj
Spiders
i'd probably go "ouchie!"
Spiders
:(
Spiders
okay
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BLT for me then
Spiders
the council has spoken
Spiders
i'm such a lazy bitch
Spiders
i can barely do anything now it feels like
anon
Spiders important question
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yes daddy
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i mean
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yes twinkanon?
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omg?
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LMAOO
Spiders
i thought i was getting a boot question
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oh I AM
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LMAOOOO
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woah
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uh fuck
Spiders
i always forget which order it is for runes
Spiders
you know what fuck it
Spiders
yeah heels are hot af
Spiders
i wish someone would step on me in those boots :33
Spiders
and honestly both are sexy af
Spiders
depends on the rest of the fit
Spiders
both are equally good tbh
Spiders
white ones are probably more universal....
anon
I already have white python skins
anon
But those are Presley Exotics so I could show off at the function
Spiders
python skin.
anon
I already have two blacks, a white, and a green
>>563864
anon
One black is ostrich, the other is just like normal leather, the green is snake, and white is white python
>>563867
Spiders
ok
anon
But the Presley Exotics are uh.... about uh.... almost 2k dollars
>>563868
Spiders
i exclusively wear garbage that costs no more than the equivalent of 5 dollar
anon
>>563868
My green ones are lucchese's too, they were a deal though. Well I say that, but they were still 1k, but they were fancy customs that would have normally been like 5k
Spiders
you're rich and weird ehehe
anon
I got them for a graduation gift
Spiders
ooh
Spiders
like
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college?
anon
Nah high school, because I am also a bit wealthy
>>563886
Spiders
oh
Spiders
i've graduated high school too
anon
Do you want a pair of lucchese's?
Spiders
somehow.
Spiders
um!
Spiders
i like combat shoes
anon
They have girly pairs
Spiders
/boots you know the ones
anon
You like combat boots then
anon
I only have one pair of combat boots
anon
Oh and I guess I do have like... actual sort of combat boots
0.6850% booger!boymodewng
FUCKS SAKE
0.6851% booger!boymodewng
I CAN'T PLAY THE F BARRE CORD
>>563913
Spiders
hii
0.6852% booger!boymodewng
why is it so hard
Spiders
i am fashion illiterate :(
shrimpe
cute
shrimpe
and im saying that as someone scared of spiders
0.6853% booger!boymodewng
>>563904
it's so impossible
0.6854% booger!boymodewng
it's literaly just A minor but with having to barre
shrimpe
>>563898
i remember that one being really hard
Spiders
that was my guess :3
0.6855% booger!boymodewng
i need it to play big iron
0.6856% booger!boymodewng
cuz they already had me capo on 4 to avoid the other barre chord
Spiders
wow instruments
Spiders
i wish i could play
Spiders
but i'm too lazy and worthless
shrimpe
boober do you like put the tip/end of ur thumb on the back of the neck or do you wrap your thumb around it
>>563924
0.6857% booger!boymodewng
>>563922
i wrap i think
shrimpe
ok yeah
shrimpe
i remember using the tip of ur thumb was bad
shrimpe
but wrapping the like curve between ur index and thumb around the neck helps
shrimpe
you might just have to experiment with adjusting it or get a guitar with a smaller neck
shrimpe
acoustics are usually bigger on their neck too
anon
The boot from all angles
anon
It's Prada bitch
Spiders
do they cost like 2000000 dollars a pair
>>563939
Spiders
eeeyikes
Spiders
holy shit YIKES
Spiders
can you dress me up in more affordable things
>>563946
shrimpe
i should run for prime minister
shrimpe
or be like an ambassador
shrimpe
it seems fun to talk as elected officials with other countrie's electred officials
anon
I am looking at like 200 dollar boots right now
shrimpe
id probably prank them and act silly
anon
instead of 2k dollar boots
Spiders
that's still expensive for me lmao
Spiders
more affordable definitely
anon
100 dollars?
Spiders
it's okay
Spiders
whatever dollar is fine
Spiders
it's all theoretical ;3
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okay
Spiders
food time
Spiders
cya later
Spiders
maybe..
anon
You can always go with Doc Martins
anon
He went to medical school for years just for you to call him "martin", it's DOC martin to you
>>563965
0.6858% booger!boymodewng
>>563964
woow ok make fun of the shoe doctor wowwww ur so originally he literally has a doctorate in mamking soes and ur making fun of him
anon
mammking soes
0.6859% booger!boymodewng
>>563963
sorry april i will have to execute you i liked re:fantazio better than order 33
shrimpe
ill dodge
0.6860% booger!boymodewng
>>563969
#slap
0.6861% booger!boymodewng
u mean parry
anon
*deflects*
0.6862% booger!boymodewng
i feel like such a boomer looking at an analog watch
anon
Why
0.6863% booger!boymodewng
because it makes me f eel old
0.6864% booger!boymodewng
because it's like damn i actually have to think about it
anon
You got a Seiko
0.6865% booger!boymodewng
yeah a 25 year old one
0.6866% booger!boymodewng
it was litearlly made before i was born
0.6867% booger!boymodewng
>>563980
isn't that like 10k
anon
No, it's 140 bucks
0.6868% booger!boymodewng
idk i don't like metal that much
0.6869% booger!boymodewng
it doesn't feel as comfortable as murdering a cow and then wearing it on ur wrist yano
0.6872% booger!boymodewng
your local school board is the ruling class and needs to be overthrown
anon
>>563985
This is my second favorite xeet ever behind elon saying "I love Trump as much as any straight man could love another man"
>>563991>>564007
shrimpe
>>563990
the remarks they made about eachother were quite homoerotic and i could smell the sexual tension
anon
It's so sad that this happened during Pride Month, now everybody is going to assume that gay couples are bound to fall apart no matter how much they love each other
>>563994
shrimpe
no im so happy its happening
>>563995
shrimpe
>>563992
oh wait this is so true.....
0.6873% booger!boymodewng
>>563993
of course your happy you hate yaoi
shrimpe
i actually read yaoi
0.6874% booger!boymodewng
then you shouldn't be happy their breaking up
shrimpe
i dont read old disgusting men yaoi
0.6875% booger!boymodewng
they're a real life yaoi couple
0.6876% booger!boymodewng
i already bought a watch now i'm poor
anon
It's like 60 bucks
0.6877% booger!boymodewng
mine was an... embarassing amount
anon
It was a seiko so I am guessing 200 bucks?
>>564008
0.6879% booger!boymodewng
but it looks cool
anon
Yeah, you should get a nice watch for yourself
anon
I however have no reason to ever buy a watch because I am going to get like a gorillion stupid gay rolexes
anon
So there is never a reason to invest in a nice one for myself
anon
.skip
anon
.play young sheldon best moments
anon
.play it insists upon itself lois
anon
i feel like fancy watches exist so that men can have fun buying pretty jewelry without feeling gay
>>564019
anon
>>564018
I would buy pretty jewelry and still be confident in my straightness
>>564020
anon
>>564019
exception that proves the rule, you'd probably also wear a bit of makeup for fun, no?
>>564021
anon
>>564021
yeah so you're based and ignore gendered stereotypes, most men refuse to ever do that on pain of death
anon
I encourage my fellow highly straight men to also wear jewelry from time to time
anon
By complimenting their outfits and encouraging their metrosexualit
Spiders
so true
Spiders
most men are soooo insecure
Spiders
brother you care way too much what society thinks of you
Spiders
must be a sad life
Spiders
made blts btw
Spiders
i'd take a photo but my phone is ultra retarded
anon
Zamn
anon
Spiders
Spiders
whaaaat
Spiders
hello beautiful :3
anon
Can I bench press you
Spiders
YES?!
Spiders
omg
Spiders
how much can you press
anon
Actually idk I haven't bench pressed in a while
Spiders
i'm a little more than 60 kilos not the lightest ;(
Spiders
i'm sure a big boy like you could handle it easy peasy though ;33
anon
what's that in America units?
Spiders
UM
anon
Oh yea
anon
I could do that easily
Spiders
a little more than 130 pound
anon
I was like thinking like
anon
I used to be able to do I think around 200
Spiders
omg
Spiders
manhandle me.
anon
Will do!
anon
I am also getting back into Muay Thai hopefully
>>564061
anon
So I can get mogged by the pros
anon
anybody has that image where a girl is telling her mom ad hominem and shit
anon
yeah
anon
whoops
Spiders
>>564062
cool :3 what's it about?
Spiders
like, what's the technique
>>564068
Spiders
that's not how you spell that
anon
>>564065
Heavy focus on kicks and knees and elbows and also clinch work
>>564073
Spiders
hold on
Spiders
OH it is
Spiders
you kick them in the knees
Spiders
or use your knees
anon
>>564073
Clinch work like you have your arms wrapped around their neck and they have theirs on you, so it's trying to break out or get underhooks while trying to do some lil kicks and knees here and there
Spiders
omg can we do that
Spiders
daddy
Spiders
:3
Spiders
meanie
Spiders
i'd like to know why though
>>564085
anon
>>564079
I do not like tomatoes, idk. I heard that like you know how some people think cilantro tastes like soap? Apparently there are people that think tomatoes taste like bleach and fresh tomatoes taste like bleach to me.
>>564092>>564098>>564088
0.6881% booger!boymodewng
>>564083
why what?
Spiders
why he doesn't like em
0.6882% booger!boymodewng
oh fair
0.6883% booger!boymodewng
>>564084
the cilantro thing is a gentic thing apparently
anon
Cook tomatoes are fine tho
anon
So whatever it is that I don't like
anon
get's broken down when cooked
anon
too watery/
anon
?
anon
schizo
Spiders
>>564084
weird. they're so good and juicy (when they're fresh at least)
Spiders
that's a shame also how do you know how bleach tastes like
anon
Tomatoes taste like how bleach smells
>>564104
0.6885% booger!boymodewng
>>564101
but you can't taste it
0.6886% booger!boymodewng
>>564102
source?
anon
I mean you can taste a little bit
0.6887% booger!boymodewng
ok fine if i have your permission then i will drink some bleach with my tomatoes and get back to you
0.6888% booger!boymodewng
>>564107
#change remove not
anon
I wouldn't say that!
0.6889% booger!boymodewng
>>564107
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MOMDS MOMDS OMDS MODS ODS MODS MODS MODS
anon
#say moderation team
anon
#say cows
anon
i like cows
anon
how many of your ancestors do you think were reppers
anon
.play erdem 2025
anon
MOO
anon
::basilsmok
anon
FUKC
anon
::basilsmonk
anon
bullshit
anon
.play erdem resort 2026
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
Admittedly, topslop is also like that but in reverse and with more emojis and keysmashing
anon
i can't topslop.
anon
when did /lgbt/ add flags
anon
wait why am i anon again
anon
what
anon
hello????
anon
I am
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