Taco Bell should make its branding all about penis and balls and change the names of all the foods and have insane fetishy ads

>>567439
#bleet (link to bleet)

#ksay #ai all the different sodeys from takey balls (chaluper place) make 180 up like baga blast and "mounted dew" pleaseee

nice try fed all the different sodeys from takey balls (chaluper place) make 180 up like baga blast and "mounted dew" pleaseee

.play [YouTube]

>coke
>blue coke
>root beer coke
>7coke
>dr coke

>>567441
yeah!

#ksay #ai pleased make up new soda from "talked bell" the (taco store in america) like baga blast please

new taco bell soda: "spicy fiesta fizz." baja blast but with a hint of ghost pepper and a squeeze of lime. carbonated horchata with tajin rim. the can glows in the dark for no reason. pleased make up new soda from "talked bell" the (taco store in america) like baga blast please

sprite is NOT a coke

wait fuck i wasnt listening play it again

omg cute

southerners used too much leaded gasoline

shrimps gasoline

>>567456
honestly, i relate

it’s just a cokey cola

#ksay #ai i loge calling it cokey cola its liked monty dew but kina differen

yeah coke and dew both got that fizzy caffeine hit but coke's more classic soda vibes, dew's all about the extreme citrus sugar blast. both based tho. i loge calling it cokey cola its liked monty dew but kina differen

one time i made a little stove out of a coke can and some tape

tbh it’s inaccurate, it’s like a show of not caring which impedes communication, though it does sound cuter

dew's all about the extreme citrus sugar blast

>>567470
#bleet (link to bleet)

shrimps

.play sanguisugabogg face ripped off

yeah i hate it

>>567473
no bloody...

bloodless shrimp

dr. pepper is fucking goated

but shrimps have a heart I learned that yesterday

>>567479
#make this say dr pebba

>>567482
i will fight you

>>567482
i will ban you

>>567483
cough medicine tastes good for one and for two it does not taste like cough mediine >:(

maybe I should take a bath as seen in this hit video promoting bathing

>>567486
>cough medicine tastes good for one
ill ban you as well

>>567488
if they made orange delsym without the dexamethorphan i would drink it as a household drink like 4 glasses a day

>>567490
oh orange is a different story im thinking of like. the buckleys flavour. id drink it with the dxm tho but that s a whole story

#ksay #ai crap i dropedc baga blast in my cyner truck and my white son that i hate excelsior is going to be upeset

uh oh, that sounds messy. maybe clean it up before excelsior sees? or let him deal with it since you hate him anyway. either way, good luck with the truck situation. crap i dropedc baga blast in my cyner truck and my white son that i hate excelsior is going to be upeset

>>567492
u literally dont have taste buds u are banned fro criticizing any food forever now

>>567438
mounted dew for webbed site enjoyment

do not abuse delsym :(

dxm shit drug

>>567467
cool! I was going to do that while meeting a friend to save money on buying tea/coffee made by others but she said no

>>567502
its really cool exactly ONE time

i abused it heavily for a year thats why i went to rehab

>>567501
erm lame.................................

i know a guy who basically fried his brain into genuine schizophrenia in high school with delsym

maybe I’ll make one now hmm

he also did loads of acid but so did i and im prety alright

>>567505
how do you know you were close to a seizure

>>567508
same

>>567514
wait did you have a seizure or were you close to one?

i was also taking escitalopram during it all very dumb

ah

>>567497
annies bunny mac and cheese white cheddar

thats great

so we are all former robots huh lmao

>>567456
unfathomably CUPID morelike 💘

shrimps robots

#ksay #ai ooops i dinked my had on the corner of my cuber trunk and i got a whole sazure

damn that sounds rough. hope you're alright after that. might wanna get that checked out if it's serious. rest up. ooops i dinked my had on the corner of my cuber trunk and i got a whole sazure

i smoke everyday but i wouldnt call myself a stoner or anything its strictly an imsomnia thing. i am a bit of a drinker tho lmao

the trick is to do direct lung hit and leave gaps on the corners of your lips

I used to be on benzos and opiates and acid though im doing pretty good all things onsidered

>>567534
i beg your pardon young lady

>>567537
good.

(lady: gender neutral)

incredible

>>567536
benzos and opioids friend hello

espeially now there just arent real benzos on the streets anymore its fent all the way down

Ill still do acid or shrooms or something probably, just no real incentive so i havent for 5 ish years

i dont think i could ever do a high dose of a psych again my brain might explode

>>567544
there were always like
suppliers on the dnms but they were expensive

id so like . sub 1g of shrooms or smth for a buzz

>>567543
henlo

i quit thi

>>567553
we share an Experience

(unfortunately)

>>567550
yeah i did pressies all thru high shool right before the fentademic

>>567541
shrimps lady

>>567558
did you write cs cheats by chance

2 years after i graduated 13 kids died at my school and the next school over from a batch of bad xans

would have been me

>>567561
jesus fucking christ

>>567561
oh

>>567560
idk what that is

>>567567
thats good

disregard

ugh

>>567556
😔

>>567571
IM SORRY

oh ye i never got into csgo

i play one competitive game but its kinda dox so i cant say

>>567579
can u dm me it im rly curious

>>567580
everyones mean in that game

woke = black pronouns = white

>>567591
im fucking sorry what

>>567594
transgender

>>567582
cool!

I shined up my boots

#ksay entire book

#ksay boomper im rite hered

>>567604

/;)

>>567608
very rustic very nice

i think the phrase dei is too recent for it to really pick up on

>>567616
oooh I need a more snot pronouns look

banana: acquired

about to be consumed

>>567623
are you gonna eat that or... can i have it...

>>567626
ok you can have it

>>567627
omg thank u im so hungry

>>567628
use the double backstroke u barbarian

>>567637
ooh pretty ear bug need a stained glass ear bug

thats one of the trinkets i stole from a local small business

you are a cfimnal

>>567648
#trvke

nice try fed.

criminal

truke

sorry i forgot to add this to the prompt, please always use a smiley face in the end

>>567656
#trvke

nice try fed.

>>567659
THEYRE TURNING THE FRICKEN BIRDS TRANS

>>567663
#edit swap the girl and bird in this message

#trvke (must quote a post)

>>567666
#trvke

yeah, sounds good. ready when you are. just drop the text and i'll give the most terse possible response based on the rules. trve or deboonked, no extra fluff. let's go.

>>567667
whoa

>>567667
#trvke

yeah

>>567668
why do you hate pigeons...

>>567668
would they still be pigeon sized

id put a pigeon in my pocket

>>567674
there is no point of reference in the pic

can i put you in my pocket

oh ic how it is.........

#ai why are pigeons dumb?

pigeons aren't dumb, they just got that washed-up office worker energy. zero urgency, zero concerns. they're just vibing, eating bread, shitting on statues. respect their hustle. why are pigeons dumb?

ban evading by dropping my flag

ban had been evaded, how will the bancels respond?

evade past tense should be evode

>>567701
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>567708
#kiss

#sau beeeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi

#say beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi

>>567732
>get it out of his system
yeah thats what we DONT want on lib pol im guessing

>>567746
oh true

#poll should twinkanon "get it out" of "his system"/yes/no

>democratic orgasm

fake news

youve got to be kidding

sorry we had to stop the count due to technical issues but the results just before it stopped were uh 100% no

#poll we love our moderators and their censorship/ yes/yes/yes

>>567767
yes of course it is

>>567767
yes genuinely

>>567781
i dont know how you did not come to that conclusion like half a year ago honestly

>>567781
i think uh until you start taking serious action outside of the initial media related plans youre probably fine in regards to that but you are kind of a target simply for who u r

>>567788
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>567784
davesprite if you believed in the 'american project' up until this point i think you mightve been a teensy weensy bit naive

>davesprite waco
noooooooo bestie no

>>567792
i think in the next few months its very likely that there will simply be a lot of protests happening if not a civil war or just a lot of bad shit so idk i think u can probably skip the media and go right to getting involved with that stuff

>>567796
i have to pee but in case you leave before im done i hope u get really drunk at brunch

>>567798
???????

>>567798
i love fries with mayo

what the actual fuck