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kate
takes aaaages its so agonizing
anon
>>568441
#reply what is a main deck fusion ?????? get sober

verte stops extra deck summons banishing from hand, but main deck fusions like albaz or necro can still drop mirrorjade by tributing material on field. snake eyes splashing branded doesn't care about verte since their fusions all summon from deck anyway. stop fetching lubellion off branded fusion if verte's up, grab a chimera or something instead. deck already plays grindy with bystials just pivot to that.
what is a main deck fusion ?????? get sober
>>568453
kate
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question is: how do i even take that
crushed up smaller amts earlier (40 n 20 separately)
and i just licked them up and chased with a lot of water
tasted like shit and sucks having powder in my mouth so id rather not do that with 60 at once
>>568464
globber
>>568440
Randy do u wanna do this then get a red haired bf u can dress up as randal there???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HE'S NOOOOT CANADIAAANNN I'M GONNNNAAAA KILLLLL MYSELLLLLFF
anon
>>568447
#reply u are just saying words. this is nonsense

main deck fusion is exactly what it sounds like - fusing directly from main deck instead of extra. stuff like albaz or necro bypass verte anaconda's restriction since they don't summon from extra. branded fusion grabs lubellion but if verte's active you're locked out of mirrorjade, so grab chimera to stay flexible. snake eyes branded doesn't even need verte cause their fusions already work from deck. play around the lock instead of tunnel visioning on mirrorjade. grindy bystial lines exist.
u are just saying words. this is nonsense
kate
>>568449
feeding the twink in my basement kisses until he becomes illiterate
globber
>>568443
I tried that once w my moms pills because I was trying to mix them w binder to give her smaller doses cuz her doses are too big for her but I ended up just using a credit card to move it and putting it into capsules
>>568458>>568462
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I tried making my mom coffee once and tried it but it was so bitter I added 10 sugar spoons to it and then gave it to jher ( as a prank) and she didn't seem to care
>>568459
kate
>>568455
issue is the capsules are tiny and im jittery from the stims
(you can kinda see the capsules in the top right of the pic)
globber
I removed a dead snake that strangled itself in netting for my mom maybe I’ll put some rocks in her pond today
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My mom is just depressed at this point brah, because of me and my dad
>>568465>>568468
kate
>>568462
which if it was just like put half of the beads in one capsule and half in anotha
globber
>>568448
maybe get another hobby pllsssss idk anything good tho
globber
>>568461
take her on a play date or whatever the fuck your call a fun outing in a non childish/incestuous manner
>>568467
kate
ill be doing all the hobbies at once after this dont worry
>>568484
kate
>>568461
also sorry for that that sucks, but yeah maybe go do something fun with her
>>568467
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like ofc I want to make my parents proud but I just can't I'm not build for this
>>568471
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss Saeki
>>568750
globber
me 2 me 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She probably coding
straw bury
yea saekis gone again huh
>>568491
globber
only like 2 days
globber
but I showed her how and she halves them into new capsules now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play living ironically in europe serbians love russians
>>568486
kate
>>568479
oh hmm i see i see
i might just like lick it up again but fuck that was pretty bad last time
esp the feeling of having a shitton of loose powder in your mouth
straw bury
is serbia even real? is it like a bit or something?
>>568487
globber
>>568482
I watched this his character is cute looking af frfr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Serbia is uhh I made it up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry guys
>>568490
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568490
Fish when I come close to the aquarium
globber
idk I get tired helping mine
straw bury
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>>568491
i havent seen her in a whole 2 days :((((( coincidentally ive been gone for 2 days but uhhhhg i mis here :(((
::cry
>>568507
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568493
To her just calling her daily is enough actually just reminding her I care about her and don't ignore her
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568494
Fish when I tap on the screen
globber
>>568481
I would take the trash to th
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would eat the trash
0.7134% booger!boymodewng
>>568495
why did you throw stuff at me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568503
#throw
straw bury
>>568508
i lean in real close to ur ear............... i dont give a frick.......... what u think........... im fuckign CRAZY......
kate
oh hi fujo
0.7140% booger!boymodewng
shork
0.7141% booger!boymodewng
fhuck
0.7142% booger!boymodewng
i'mm not short
>>568525
fujo
ugh,,, uh huh?
fujo
how tall!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOW BIG ARE THE FUCKING CHIPMUNKS
straw bury
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tall girls eheheheeee
::blush
kate
i can tower over all of you no one got anything on me
>>568529
fujo
>>568528
arent we approximately the same height
kate
im 190cm
fujo
oh nvm
kate
LMFAO
straw bury
whats that in american
>>568537
kate
6'3
kate
(yeah ikr)
straw bury
lordy
0.7143% booger!boymodewng
>>568533
ur american LOSER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Breastfeeding :3
fujo
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my hair is getting tangled up and i misplaced my favorite hairbrush
::sob
>>568550
shrimpe
look at them go
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love food plushies
shrimpe
food plushies r cute
kate
>>568543
oh no
i hate having tangled up hair
mine is pretty short (grew it out a lot since you last saw me tho) but it still does :C
shrimpe
i want a burger plushie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want a shrimpe plush
>>568554
straw bury
no boys wanna listen to sanuisugabogg with me ;-;
shrimpe
>>568552
well.......... im not covered in soft fabric but................
>>568555
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568554
No problemo I'll just stuff you with stuffing
>>568558
straw bury
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no boys can tell me their favorite track off prowler in the yard
::sob
kate
ok im not that far gone to do meth
shrimpe
i will explode
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568558
Time to make you 50 lbs heavier
shrimpe
thats really not necessary
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes it is
shrimpe
im drying to drop at least 50 rn
>>568566
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568564
You should be fat af so I can be your caretaker
>>568569
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And wash you
shrimpe
>>568566
can you just be my caretaker while im slightly chubby
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah not fat enough
shrimpe
i cant handle being fat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes you can
shrimpe
no i really hate it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll change your mind :)
shrimpe
unlikely!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Likely!
shrimpe
i want to be fit again i want to be able to bike 100km and bench 200lbs
>>568581>>568579
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yung goat rosie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568577
Well I want to feed you 40 big macs
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats up ghoulies
shrimpe
yes
shrimpe
i used to bike everywhere
shrimpe
one time i biked 100km in the middle of the summer it was awful
>>568586
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
TIme to throw the bike away and grab that mcflutty
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello hello hiiii hello
>>568595
shrimpe
we have a lot of hills it was probably like 10km of elevation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you not heard about the ozempic epidemic
>>568597
fujo
oh shiet
shrimpe
between going up and down
shrimpe
i was manic
kate
>>568586
yeah literally how tho
im out of shape but i biked for like ~1h recently and did 20kms pretty spot on
no way you can do that for 5h straight with no breaks
>>568600
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568587
why no one saying hi back to me huh :/
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're taking our fat women away
shrimpe
>>568590
id rather just lose weight naturally i dont trust medication
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will not let it happen
>>568629
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay say hello to rose orlando please
fujo
>>568594
yea but you also live in flatland
kate
eh not really, i mean yeah once im off the hill that i live on its pretty flat but it sucks cause omw home i always gotta go back uphill :C
>>568602>>568604
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568601
Kate will you help me
fujo
>>568601
come down here and you'll see what true hills look like :pp
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568603
thank you i was feeling very ignored
kate
i mean yeah ok those are like fucking mountains tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568603
Gay font gay font
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What if all mods are cishets
straw bury
om,g hi rorse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rawrse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568617
Wtfff
straw bury
trve love
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Panic at the disco sucks so badly how do they even have fans
>>568625
straw bury
what is panic at the disco anyway
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The friends we made along the way :)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568621
first two albums r p great and their thirds pretty good tooo tbh
>>568627
straw bury
man it sucks that i dont know any mainstream musicians because i only listen to blackened death doom
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568625
Ofc you know this
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568627yeah im emo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cuddled with an emo boy a little last night
>>568633
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568629
I just want to fix you
shrimpe
we have different definitons of fixed....
0.7144% booger!boymodewng
no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah it's the same
shrimpe
oh ok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
EAT THE CABBAGE
>>568640
straw bury
>>568639
i liked being hit in the face. i am a masochist my boyfriend is scared of me
>>568646
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was funny cos i had spoken to her in a good while, we had flirted a bunch earlier this year n she kinda broke my heart after
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but it was cool seeing her irl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DREAMS OF AN ABSOLUTION LESSS GOOOOO
fujo
>>568641
>my boyfriend
another one lost to the big straight propaganda :((
straw bury
im just using him for sex dont worry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm I wonder who queued this peak of wait it was me hehe l=silly me
>>568650
fujo
>>568649
are you typing these words because he is taking a glimpse over your shoulder... you don't have to answer with 'yes'
>>568654
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568650
Let me feed you queen
shrimpe
i mean sure but i wont let u overfeed me
>>568655
straw bury
>>568651
wdym i love him with all of my heart
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568653
Not if I do some things to prevent that ;)
shrimpe
im also not a queen rly
>>568658
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568649
heheheh awwww so cute <3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cuddled a boy this morning :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gayyyy
straw bury
baaaaazed
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk if he likes me as much as his bf does but it was still very nice :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh shit cuckoldy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
his boyfriend was away tho so i didnt get to sleep wtih him this time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568665
You are now
shrimpe
nope! im just a creature
>>568671
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but also boy i was with has suuuuch pretty eyes like they made me melt
kate
ok got like 95% in the capsules just gonna lick the rest
alr kinda wanna throw up at that thought but like just gonna do it and wash with a lot of water
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568668
I'll make my woman
shrimpe
twinkanon??????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I changed identites
>>568675
fujo
nvm....
kate
oh huh
fujo
i was almost delighted to see
kate
see me licking up crushed ritalin?
>>568682
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiii twink anon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm clearly finch wdym
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
any sweatfriends in chat tonight btw
shrimpe
god id kill for some ritalin rn
fujo
o rrather delighted to not see
>>568689
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos i sweated liek a mfer this weekend oh my god
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hey guys it's Rose Orlando from roseorlandobandicampcom
anon
>>568677
You will do no such thing. I believe you will go and get me a sandwich right now and then we will –
>>568695>>568699
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>568689
mdma tastes rlly crazy when u snort it omg
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do pills n crytstals taste so waky
0.7146% booger!boymodewng
>>568692
#halt
anon
(redacted for hornypiosting)
>>568703
0.7147% booger!boymodewng
haha
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mdma residue kept hittign the back of my throat n making me go bwehhh
shrimpe
i love the taste of most stims honestly i think its like coffee u just get used to it and positive association
>>568711
0.7148% booger!boymodewng
>>568696
#change redacted to retracted
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568702
Shrimp doesn't want to help me fight the ozempic epidemic, will you let me become your caretaker?
>>568717
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i snorted a tiny lil line it was like a lil pick me up omg
kate
>>568701
this is some crushed up hcl bead bullshit
its probably the coating that makes it XR thats so bitter
anon
>>568712
you would like that if it were true, wouldnt me? but unfortunately, the huntered has become the hunted. the concubiner has become the concubinee.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Netherlands
shrimpe
>>568714
nyo ive only done uh ritalin and 4 me tmp which is a ritalin analogue and mdma and meth
>>568719
kate
>>568707
uhhh sure why not
what does that have to do with ozempic tho
>>568718
fujo
its kinda funni cause its sort of like an in-between of mdma and lsd but less on the psych side of things
shrimpe
maybe addy too
shrimpe
ohhhhh ya ive heard of that i did almost try that i thnk but the plug fell thru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a girl now :D
>>568726
kate
should try more stuff tbh
got a friend that has a lot of codeine and tilidine
>>568728>>568729
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568726
*shoves a mcfish in your mouth* Why won't you love me
kate
>>568728
heard stims + codeine go hard tho
0.7149% booger!boymodewng
>>568728
sez u
shrimpe
well yeah opiates are literally just pleasure feel good drugs theyre not really interesting tho
>>568734
0.7150% booger!boymodewng
>>568733
sez u
0.7151% booger!boymodewng
>>568736
sez u
shrimpe
i generally advise against recreational opiates
>>568739
kate
>>568718
i keep trying to gain weight but also the thought of eating makes me nauseous most of the time
>>568747
fujo
>>568740
no the gnome flag is a foot
fujo
>>568718
we shall have a cooking competition
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Let's go lesbians
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568742
No worries, I'll just blend it all and feed you through an IV
>>568752
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568743
More mouse bites
fujo
why does firefox have vertical tabs but they're not tree style, why do they do this.,...
>>568751
globber
>>568472
what if we all wrote I miss you saeki and copy them all together and send it to her as a card or smth digitally
>>568795
kate
>>568747
ehhh i shouldnt get comfortable with needles probably, bad idea
>>568755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mickey usa raceway ludwig
straw bury
i wonder what i should do with him........... he looks tasty......
>>568760>>568761
globber
shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568756
More mouse bites
shrimpe
bloogger
shrimpe
oops
globber
>>568760
#ksay would you like a sprite cranberry?
shrimpe
there is too much waste built up between my neurons
>>568810
0.7154% booger!boymodewng
wait yeh i want a sprite cranberry
globber
I had cranberry jelly from a can and thought of u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now I know why Randal likes DKR, this looks painful af
0.7155% booger!boymodewng
frick
>>568774
0.7157% booger!boymodewng
no i want it to happen when ur typing so yoiu have to type upside down
>>568782
fujo
>>568772
this bread looks rather suspicious
anon## global mod
>>568758
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)
>>568786
straw bury
>>568776
ok lets test it booger turn me upside down if u secretly love me
>>568783
anon## global mod
bullshit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha
kate
>>568781
ehh
tbh i hate the feeling of not starving so idk how im even gonna do that
like fat transplant maybe LMFAO
tea
chat im feeling kinda sick of the grind with math, what subject could i pursue that would help people
>>568803>>568799>>568802
globber
>>568797
can you take today off and just go for a swim and learn about hair care? you could have questions and stuff to talk to the stylist about if u learn about it now and theory of hair style generally
>>568801
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sleepy and I need to take shower
tea
>>568799
i haven't been doing math for a while. couple weeks.
straw bury
i used to go somewhere there were these little pillbugs everywhere and i would catch them and look at them
globber
>>568768
u need to open them up and let the shrimps swim around in ur brain by eeping
tea
>>568802
it's too hard. u can be like the 0.1% and still make it nowhere in the field because its just that competitive.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568806
Poop with a side of shit is insane
shrimpe
i was gonna eat
straw bury
bites ur hand of
shrimpe
owieeeee
straw bury
awh :(
kisses ur hand back on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*bites shrimp* Rude
>>568822
shrimpe
oeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwech
straw bury
>>568819
hey...... leave shrimp alone.......... unless u wanna deal with me........................
bites the air at u........that was a worning shot......
>>568825>>568830
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568822
*bites you*
0.7163% booger!boymodewng
>>568823
#change scramble
anon
#ai the text of verte anaconda reads "2 Effect Monsters
You can target 1 face-up monster on the field; it becomes DARK until the end of this turn. You can pay 2000 LP and send 1 "Fusion" or "Polymerization" Normal or Quick-Play Spell from your Deck to the GY; this effect becomes that Spell's effect when that card is activated, also, you cannot Special Summon monsters for the rest of this turn. You can only use each effect of "Predaplant Verte Anaconda" once per turn."
i summon it off of aluber (who was ashed) and bystial druiswurm. I target branded fusion with verte's effect. I have one albaz in deck. What will i summon with verte?

you'll summon "albion the branded dragon" by sending albaz and the bystial druisworm from your hand/field to the gy. since verte copies branded fusion exactly and branded fusion locks you into fusions for the turn, you'll dump those two to make albion the branded dragon.
the text of verte anaconda reads "2 Effect Monsters
0.7164% booger!boymodewng
>>568823
>>568831
anon
>>568828
so switchin to bio then? I will say, I have no clue tbh. But you seem to be enthusiastic about math and your current trajectory
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to eat Shrimpe
shrimpe
#ai make a cool new fun to say name for globber to use

how about "gloobinator" or "flobbernicus"? both kinda roll off the tongue and sound fun to yell for no reason.
make a cool new fun to say name for globber to use
globber
shrimp2 lmao
fujo
>>568804
>>568807
seems funni too, but idk..
despite being called good by peers of mine, i sometimes feel like nothing i do really changes the course of anything, and it doesn't even feed me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568838
*takes a big scrumpsous bite of you*
shrimpe
一═デ︻ тнє gнσѕт σƒ кιєν ︻デ═一
kate
>>568804
i feel like the issues lies more with getting people for those studies
like try getting 100 trannies in person anywhere oh wait chaos events
we should just measure everyone at the entrances of those tbh
fujo
>>568840
manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>568841
*gnaws on your bone*
SadChan🍉🍉
>>568845
way too thin to be hayabusa, i learned that based on ur video

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