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SPIDERS
i'd jump off a bridge for twinkanon
kate
im just in a yappy mood
shrimpe
>>569266
ok just making sure im more concerned abt him taking it seriously tbh
anon
>>569264
We'd take it to lichess chat
SPIDERS
whyyy
SPIDERS
who wouldn't want to see his abs :#
SPIDERS
:3
shrimpe
i dont
shrimpe
>>569275
actually i make the rules so its too good
SPIDERS
aw :( okay sorry
anon
literally 1984 or something
SPIDERS
literally animal farm
shrimpe
you are all my farm animals yes
>>569284
shrimpe
i will take very good care of u all and feed u all lots of hay and stuff
>>569286
kate
>>569282
id be the shepherd dog that would get put down day 0 of my job cause id be too lazy
>>569290
SPIDERS
noooo :(
shrimpe
>>569289
he was my grandpa actually
tea
ur a fuckin shrimp
shrimpe
so was jorjor well
tea
hm
tea
i cannot disprove this
SPIDERS
pleasure to meat you Shrimp Wel
anon
>>569276
I'd pump those numbers up!
finch
hi gay people in my phone
>>569303
SPIDERS
hello, uh! *hovers over flag* uh! CIS
>>569312
SPIDERS
teehee ;33
anon
>>569304
True... this logic has defeated me actually
SPIDERS
.play happy pills weathers
anon
I should have never let you know tjay I like it when yoi call me that
tea
>>569312
you are a transgender repper get real
SPIDERS
happy for you!
SPIDERS
i wish i was happy with my body too
anon
simple as
finch
srg is horny today
finch
mod can we get a gigahon flag
tea
WHAT
tea
mod can we get a woman flag
>>569337
anon## global mod
>>569331
#hug u will be ok spiders
tea
thats my lgbtqw+ identity
SPIDERS
mod yell at me
SPIDERS
i will not recover
fujo
tea do u wanna go into hiding together
>>569341
anon## global mod
me2
tea
>>569338
ya sure. hiding from what tho
anon## global mod
>>569343
we already removed the hon flag we're not adding a more self deriding one.
tea
what did the hon flag look like
anon## global mod
iunno its on 4ch i think
fujo
it's like 40 minutes till i uhmmm
anon
>>569320
I am definitely vibes straight gay
kate
sleep?
fujo
no complete another 365 days of.. uhmm
anon
Like I master both ends of the spectrum
kate
yeah i dont get it
fujo
honestly having a twinkflag is sorta weird just like amab/afab.
ig amab/afab is weird for different reasons to me
>>569372>>569379>>569363
SPIDERS
can we have a POLAND FLAG
>>569359
SPIDERS
for PATRIOTS
SPIDERS
god i hate shaving. it's been 2 days why is it so rough.
>>569362
anon## global mod
real pollack patriots know
tea
couldnt find the hon flag
fujo
>>569355
like why have a flag for being assigned a certain body type, that's not something you wave a flag for
>>569383
kate
>>569364
i read that as starving...for some reason?!
SPIDERS
oh
SPIDERS
nvm then
SPIDERS
guess i'll do too. i'm just not in the routine
>>569375
finch
i found the most accurate flag for me
>>569377
kate
>>569373
i just do it in the shower
SPIDERS
it's so tiresome
SPIDERS
guess that works! the light kind of sucks in my shower though
anon
I need to wax!
tea
someday we iwll wax philosophically together
anon
I have a happy trail going again
fujo
>>569379
>>569363
i dont get the appeal of like celebrating the bodytype you've been assigned
it's trying to assign certain valuations to things that shouldn't be valued
>>569390>>569388
tea
>>569384
YEHAHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOO GIELLED CHEESE YEAHHHHHHHH NAH NOT BLT FUCKIN GRILLED . CHEESE!~!!! WOOOOOOO
>>569393
finch
i need to shave everything guh
kate
>>569383
get that but displaying and celebrating are dif things idk
tea
#glesay YEHAHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOO GIELLED CHEESE YEAHHHHHHHH NAH NOT BLT FUCKIN GRILLED . CHEESE!~!!! WOOOOOOO
anon
>>569383
i dont look at it like a value its just a type of lgbt identity like bear i guess. plus i think nowadays twink is more about how u take care of urself than just being young and skinny altho im sure lots of poeple still think that way
>>569401
finch
grilled dot cheese
tea
my new website
finch
yum dot com
tea
alrright gotta go >_< but enjoy ur fucking GRILLED CHEESE WOOOOOOOO
SPIDERS
awr
fujo
>>569390
>twink is more about how u take care of urself
i dont see it
>>569405
SPIDERS
see ya tea
SPIDERS
grilled cheese it is.
SPIDERS
:3
finch
>>569405
one of the many thjngs that contributes to my self hatred
>>569411
anon
>>569405
Eh, somewhat true, but it's like er... I think that you can pull it if you watch what you eat and stuff and dress like an uwu cute boy, you can be twinky
>>569415
SPIDERS
i think being a twink is about being twink-brained :3 since the body reflects the mind
anon
>>569410
im going to go insane if i have to keep wrangling these horny mfers
kate
why do i have headaches now...never had that before as a side effect or sth
anon
>>569408
hmmm.... I will do grilled cheese and tomato basil soup for you!
>>569421
SPIDERS
>>569416
it was HILARIOUS im dying of laughter here
finch
i could never be a twink ever bc my body is just too big and hulking
>>569423
SPIDERS
>>569418
tomato basil soup? like the faggot kind that's not based on meat?
>>569424
finch
even if i somehow had the discipline to lose all the weight id still have a linebacker build
>>569428
anon
>>569420
you should try to think more positively in general i think abd be less self deriding you are just harming yourself with your thinking it does you no good
fujo
i need to goth mommy mode to have a realistic chance at looking fashionable
>>569427>>569438
SPIDERS
>>569424
i'd love that! i've never really had that kind of tomato soup :3
>>569440
fujo
>>569422
losing weight is possible, like you can track that and so on, but yea, it's not easy
SPIDERS
eh i manged
SPIDERS
pro tip from me: starve yourself (JOKE)
finch
i have been
SPIDERS
don't girl
SPIDERS
eat less. not "eat nothing"
finch
i starve myself then treat myself to like a 1500cal meal and then starve myself again
kate
eh starving yourself works to an extent as long as youre like not yk in the habit of eating ALL THE TIME
cause stomach shrinks -> less appetite
finch
still a deficit!
SPIDERS
doesn't work because your body goes into "oh fucking shit!"-mode and makes you put on weight either way
anon
>>569443
not flirting btw, just a statement of fact
fujo
>>569452
i know like one person that sorta looks like the original pic of the person in the speechbubble
minus all the facial/bodyhair i guess
she's actually super sweet and i feel kinda like she's pulling off what she's doing so well for the preconditions she's been subjected to, i rlly look up to her tbh..
>>569455>>569458
globber
>>569443
#smooch
we should all feel attractive and make each other feel that way
>>569461
anon
>>569454
Oh I am just saying that because Mugler would look good on her
kate
>>569460
are you driving yourself to cardiac arrest for me?
globber
getting a nap soon too
anon
>>569460
take deep breaths!!! breath!!!! ur heart is toooo fastttt!!!!!!
>>569470
globber
I just ran :) I’m taking a cool bath in a few seconds then nap then I’ll do things ways from puter/phone
>>569471
kate
>>569466
oh i see
yeah get some rest
also where you not the other stim person?
are you running on stims? uhh dont?
>>569476
anon
>>569470
I don't wanna make it speed up so I won't hornypost at you
>>569484
globber
>>569471
#trvke
nah I’m the whiny anon u said get sum rest and u don’t mind me and I appreciated it

yeah
>>569491
globber
I hope ur heart isn’t 160 rn btw idk
>>569485
kate
>>569477
i literally dont
its idk what it is
finch
i might hang out with my only "real" friend tonight
kate
language processing part of my brain gotta be utterly fucked tbh
kate
>>569478
nah i wish my meds would kick that hard
maxed out at 140 or sth
>>569488
fujo
>>569482
the current zeitgeist does not allow for german thinking
globber
>>569485
I’m glad u don’t kate u have a really nice heart :)
kate
>>569476
oh
dont remember you as being whiny but whatevs youre chill go get that nap in
globber
then I won’t say I am
globber
ok :7
fujo
>>569489
i read this in my mind using the voice of schwab
globber
fujo
its huuuuuuge...
0.7185% booger!boymodewng
>>569500
vorboten is a german word
anon
>>569497
is that what Fujo looks like damn why she gotta be lesbian
>>569506
globber
>>569498
:0 would be cool. saeki likes these huge gaming laptops they make that are really big and decorated. I kno not good value but they did have a cool aesthetic
>>569507
fujo
>>569505
>gaming laptops
oh nononononono
anon
>>569506
Bitch I will pick you up and kiss you while calling you a bad girl, I have SEEN how cute you look
>>569517
globber
I got da think pad
kate
>>569506
but i should stop talking abt her like this? sorry fujo for spreading random info
fujo
any prodct thats dubbed 'gaming' or 'rgb' belongs right in the trashcan
>>569518
finch
my Super Gaming Houde
anon
Fujo it is too late for you, Kate already told me the truth, youbare sexy as fuck
finch
house
globber
but shrimp is gaming 🥲
>>569520
finch
im nowhere near as pretty as everyone here :( mogs me
0.7186% booger!boymodewng
>>569521
shut up NERD
shrimp
i dont evne play videogames anymore
>>569529
globber
>>569521
o yeh u kicked it ok we can throw all gaming in the trash
kate
>>569527
same for the most part
i dont really do anything
but i also do a lot at the same time
but nothing enough to get good at it or invested
>>569532>>569534
finch
did this guy make the video about gta v's electrical poles
globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
0.7187% booger!boymodewng
.jump 5:04
finch
that masculine urge to Football Sports Beer
anon
>>569533
No!!! Do not eat my flesh I will cry!
globber
waow…
kate
>>569542
if i could choose like any cyberpunk type body mod it would def be those sick ass arm mantis blades
SPIDERS
shinji from hit anime um lain
kate
close enough
kate
shinji post hrt
SPIDERS
i want TWO
anon
Spiders
SPIDERS
heyyyy ~
anon
Cutie
anon
Would you ride on tje back of a Hayabusa while I drive it
SPIDERS
CAREFUL
SPIDERS
is that a type of car ? :3
>>569564
anon
is motorcycle
SPIDERS
omgg
anon
you get to wrap your arms aroubd me
>>569571
SPIDERS
real sexy
SPIDERS
was a motorcycle like it featured in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) perhaps
0.7188% booger!boymodewng
trash game 0/10
SPIDERS
:3
anon
>>569575
you should do the injection
finch
>>569577
bc ill never pass and id rather look like a normal man than a freak woman man thing
SPIDERS
*recommend
shrimp
maybe we should just make a board for erp and ban twink from every other board
>>569585>>569587
SPIDERS
i'm retarded
anon
>>569586
I am too secure in my cis straightness. Except when tea calls me her wife that's cute and does make me a bit er
>>569606
shrimp
>>569585
yeah but at least i would have some peace and quiet
shrimp
and could start grilling
>>569598
shrimp
i just want to grill
0.7190% booger!boymodewng
TRASH FUCKING GAME
0.7191% booger!boymodewng
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
0.7192% booger!boymodewng
0/10
0.7193% booger!boymodewng
rockstar should go bankrupt
finch
>>569590
you wont believe who fried this rice....
shrimp
shrimp grilledrice
globber
I would visit shrimps grill
finch
shimp
shrimp
i suppose i could host a barbeque ur all invited yes
>>569607
SPIDERS
>>569588
hehe :3 (((((she doesn't know yet))))
SPIDERS
>>569605
hell yeah where are you from
shrimp
CANADIA
shrimp
oops caps
SPIDERS
that's a nice country
SPIDERS
too bad there's an ocean between it and me!
0.7194% booger!boymodewng
i mean you can just swim lol
kate
>>569610
huhh what???
same
i was like "cunny" :D
anon## global mod
can we not bring up such vile things jesus christ
SPIDERS
just like in the hit novel animal farm.
anon## global mod
yes
anon## global mod
there is no free speecch here
0.7195% booger!boymodewng
wait i still don't get it can someone explain
0.7196% booger!boymodewng
or dm me to epxlain
anon## global mod
you really dont wanna know lmao
0.7197% booger!boymodewng
i literally do wanna know
anon## global mod
oh my god you really dont
0.7198% booger!boymodewng
just dm me
anon## global mod
im not going too its disgusting
>>569629
finch
isnt it a term that some very bad people use to describe something that should not be described
0.7199% booger!boymodewng
>>569627
just stop being dramatic and say it
fujo
pedophiles don't suffer enough, i want to see them suffer
>>569633
finch
i saw an absolute truthnvke the other day and it was a cis lady saying that if a guy needs women to be hairless to be attracted to them he's probably a pedophile
>>569635>>569636>>569637
anon
I am a walking trvke dispenser
anon
they call me DMT Morpheus
anon
>>569631
I don't mind hair tbh. But I hold to roughly similar standards as myself which is try to stay well groomed. I wax so that I am not a hypocrite
shrimp
>>569631
thats not really true they might just be a porn addict
shrimp
thats just not true tho
kate
eh ok fair enough maybe i dont have the best view on that topic
finch
twinkanon we're the good ones right
kate
having a dad like uhh my dad kinda twisted it maybe
>>569645
kate
men are still disgusting 90% of the time tho
shrimp
i understand im not exactly fond of men in general
>>569650
shrimp
but being reasonable its a harmful minority
shrimp
altho theres lots of toxic masculinity and other such problems
anon
I am toxically masculine I literally ask people thot daughter or gay son and start wars over tbis shit I literally watch FOOTBALL and drink BEER and mow lawns while insulting and deriding my wife but never doing anythinf about it so that her mental health goes into decline as she notices a lack of affection
>>569653
shrimp
>>569650
you seem to try which i can appreciate
finch
>>569651
youre One Of The Good Ones
SPIDERS
>>569648
as you wish. it's very alienating to people who wish you no harm though
>>569656
SPIDERS
i'd be really mad with you a year ago
kate
>>569654
can you blame me tho
i have to strategically position myself between my dads eyes and 14 yr olds asses when im in public with him
>>569660
anon
Actually I HATE dudes that stay in relationships which they don't wanna be in tbh.
anon
>>569658
You are going to be my woman and I am going to make you wear a cute apron and bake cookies for me
kate
>>569660
trying
doing that as much as possible tbh but sometimes kinda not avoidable
SPIDERS
i meant like, to stop living with him? is your mom on board with this?
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