「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
!boymodewng
friday is thursday
its ok its ok
i get it confused sometimes
!boymodewng
and thursday is not wednesday
>>571485
you might also constrain that air inside a foam block ;)
yeee
friday themn
shrimbp
glopper
>>571485
this reminds me of the medical applications of magnetic nanoparticles. the idea is to bind drugs to lil pieces of iron, use magnets to put them where they need to be, then release on precise targets. currently, it’s used for some forms of cancer where they just get the particles. in the general area, then heat them up by vibrating them, to burn the bad parts of the body. idk if it’ll ever go too far :/
!boymodewng
#ksay O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I beg you to observe these girls: one has just now lost her mind; the other, it seems, has never had a mind at all.
no one ever comments on the 90MB dog
!boymodewng
i mean we all know it's just a picture of you shrimp
yes
im 90MB
and no one ever compliements me
lovely shrimp
thoughtful shrimp
stands up for others shrimp
nice shrimp
fun shrimp
no im evil!!!!!!
lovely shrimp
favorite shrimp
treasured shrimp
!boymodewng
>>571569
it's ur sized
>>571570
im like two of you
!boymodewng
>>571571
THA'TS NOT FUCKING TRUJE AND YOUI KNOW IT
!boymodewng
I AM 5'8
im double boober
>>571508
that was my big idea- have people stop owning car chassis, but use boxes which they climb into as the destination, and are automatically moved between modes of transportation, put on trains and plains and automobiles and such without having to walk between them. … way more expensive than just walking though
i like riding bikes
would solve traffic tho for instance since u can stack the boxes on a truck or whatever
>>571576
new boymoder?
wat
i just have this tab open
and i will never stop boymoding
waow boymoderpilled
>>571581
I am going to make you my woman
i'm a boymoder
>>571586
this is literally me why are you posting pics of literally me that is doxxing the mods need to take down this picture of literally me and ban you for posting a pic of literally me
X)
>>571584
Don't care
can i still be a boymoder if i girl mode sometimes?
u can be whatever I put ur mind to girl
>>571591
I will make you girlmode every day... sorry... thems the rules
This is liberal praxis
!boymodewng
>>571594
ur moms liberal praxis
>>571509
the first guy who designed the first steam screw driven ships and then tried to build vacuum trains the rest of his life in the 1800s was bazed
>>571593
impossible
>>571597
Nope, very possible. I will force you to wear cute dresses and skirts and a turtleneck so we can match and also carry around a cute purse and also I will make you my woman. This is liberal praxis, this is liberal politics
>>571497
would they prefer anarchism? conclusion?
liberal politics sounds nice :>
>>571510
air resistance :( but that would be bazed for getting around in a city if just for the experience like rocket jumping around if you could slow your fall the right way
>>571600
Okay good. As long as you are on board with liberal politics on liberal politics dot org
They will ban me for hornyposting at you because this is literally 1984
!boymodewng
>>571603
ur mom will ban you for hornyposting
>>571604
She probably would
>>571504
yeah, I’m cussed out by the crowds with the same opinion all shouting ‘this is the good way’ who aren’t powerful from their way, but I actually do want to try living somewhere urban some day
!boymodewng
>>571605
yeah and then she would (redacted for hornyposting)
!boymodewng
ok i'm sorry
!boymodewng
i thought that was a funny joke
>>571608
#smooch ur always forgiven boog
>>571523
well, we’ll do that too but hopefully once we don’t need it. and most of all we’ll be happy and together rather than building all this to fuel more suffering
>>571607
No SHE wouldn't!!!!!!!
!boymodewng
twinkanon
!boymodewng
i'm so boomer pilled
!boymodewng
i'm watching white collar
>>571551
shrimps
!boymodewng
>>571615
I bet I can guess why it’s white if it has to do with twinky
!boymodewng
no it's a TV show but honestly that was a good one
>>571576
me 2 actually
I have a crate on the back of mine and lil bell and bike lock that clips on
but I always borrow my dad’s bike because it’s lighter and I never need stuff lmao
his is also cheap but without all that crap and he got it serviced at the bike shop so I think the gears line up better or smth
>>571600
YOU sound nice
>>571617
those r GREEN
.play closer to the edge
!boymodewng
TYHEY'RE LITERALLY BRIGHT BLUE
.seek 1
.seek 1:00
.skip (video skipped)
.play interstellar soundtrack
>>571627
YOU’re literally bright blue
.skip (video skipped)
.play I’m blue eifel
.play Hans Zimmerman rush song
!boymodewng
>>571636
uh oh…
I can see their spiritual essence
which is green
because we’re all Irish inside lassy
.skip (video skipped)
.play you’ll never beat the Irish
.skip (video skipped)
the funny thing about thing song is they’re singing about Ls they took between you’ll never beat the Irish ;)
but they stay positive ;D
.play rocky road to Dublin orthodox celts
rasky :D
how are you on this fine evening?
:) beautiful
did you wear boots?
.play Rowan tree hej song
!boymodewng
.play hey there deliilah
>>571655
that’s beautiful, feeling the silt under your soles.
when I worked in my mothers pond in waiders in the winter I brought a pot of boiling water out and poured it into my waiders to balance out the freezing water that got in and it worked ok as a shitty wet suit or perhaps wet boot ;)
!boymodewng
>>571660
that sounds not safe
everytime i talk to someone face to face and ask a question, as soon as they open their mouth to respond, their skin starts turning into mist and their whole body evaporates into air, anyone else have the same problem???
>>571662
classic vapormoders
I stayed up into the early morning hours watching an interesting YouTube video and chatting on here, i slept til noon or so, i got up and meant to work on the dishwasher, but i think i chatted here or something, i went for a run, meant to take a bath but chatted online, then ate some leftovers alone and chatted on here, meaning to take a nap then work on the dishwasher, chatted on here instead, and here i am
a little sad, a little inevitable, with some nice moments
oh and I started rearang my room but got distracted though the new way should be epic once the kinks are sorted out
awwww :)
proud of you rasky
u started ur new dostoyevsky book?
I would love to but I hope that doesn’t mean you’re going to dip your phone in the river;) to do it virtually
have you seen taxi driver?
I think that shares some of the same themes
what a shame!
yeah, tbh I guess it’s all set up in the beginning anyway
gah feel like I need to do some huge thing to become a hero and know I won’t do it
Nabakov had better English than Russian in the end, he came to the us and didn’t like it, but went back to Russia and didn’t find Russian to be the instrument he needed to make his art when visiting
goodnight globber......... goodnight raskolnikov.........................
yeah.. good night strawbury-<3
!boymodewng
>>571684
#ksay straw girl
>>571688
omg hi goodnight booger pls dont try and suffocate me with a pillow again
okay so I just discovered something that is absolutely wild
night straw girl bury girl
>>571691
gnnnn ^w^
and goodnight twinknon i guess even tho ur a huge jerk.......................
xp
!boymodewng
>>571693
#change jerk to bitch
Twink anon doesn't deserve good nights
I’ve never read any nabakov but id like to some day
>>571693
#change bitch to faggot
he had some good quips I think reading his Wikipedia but I can’t remember
!boymodewng
>>571693
#change make huge all caps
>>571690
wait twinknon i wanna hear what it is now before i sleeb
>>571693
rude!
!boymodewng
>>571701
of course you would t hink sleeping is ok
>>571701
uh so I learned
Uh this device that I have
It can be connected to both AI and also to fucking CHESS
oooh I’d enjoy it I think
>>571707
...what r the implications of this
rasky recommended a short story by checkhov I’ve been meaning to read
>>571709
The implication is that I can get my (redacted) zapped by an ai waifu or get my (redacted) zapped when I blunder in chess lol
>>571711
#edit replace "(redacted)" with "arm"
don't zap anything
fugg Freudian slip, randy did
>>571717
literally
u should give me remote control of the device so i can zap u
Literally, I can hook it up to dino runner and let other people play lmao
!boymodewng
>>571719
but ur literally hitler why would he do that
But that is
That's like advanced hornyposting
That is, I don't even know, that's not even ERP that's just some insane shit lol
#ai how likely is it that I’ve breathed atoms which Hitler breathed, given the total air mass of earth and average human breathing rate, assuming random samples
nice try fed. how likely is it that I’ve breathed atoms which Hitler breathed, given the total air mass of earth and average human breathing rate, assuming random samples
thats not even something u do for sexual pleasure thats just for the love of the game at that point
!boymodewng
>>571726
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!boymodewng
FRICK PENSYLVANIA
>>571727
i thought you were going to sleep
i was but then twinknon told me about his remote control (redacted for hornyposting)
she is too busy considering the impllications
:)
#ksay I’m a lucky worm rasky
ah.....
i will go to sleep for reral but only if u give me a headpats tho.................. >>571737
hmm, well you ARE named RASKALnikov ;)
>>571738
patpatpat
>>571741
bwaaaaaa *passes out instantly*
::eepy yuri
ah maybe it is, it’s hard for me to tell when people are right to fight others for their own happiness
!boymodewng
>>571738
::pat
>>571742
woaw
It occurs to me that jej could have alt text, then when ya roll and image from it it could use the alt text from that image's entry.
hallo
tiger Kaye :)
hi night :)
hope yall are having a good month so far
!boymodewng
>>571750
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!boymodewng
UR NOT ALLOWED
>>571746
ohh? thing is on webcomics this is through the images name, and admins want to preserve user privacy by stripping that stuff. users could enter it manually though
!boymodewng
>>571755
never
>>571754
I'm not talking EXIF data, I mean like when an img tag in html has an alt attribute with a description of the image, so when bling people / people with a bad connection load it they have a way to tell what the image is. People use it a lot on fedi.
>>571750
sleep well #kiss
:) my relative works on accessibility for webbed sites
oh interesting! surprised they don’t just use thumbnails for savvessability but I assume most for the little extra comment
ok sbeeby
luv u all
.play maow
!boymodewng
#ksay faye fae yeh faeeeeeeeee yeh
i wonder what's gonna happen next time there's a non-LA big protest that breaks out
i don't like that thought very much
i also wonder what will happen if LA creates mirror protests, but the answer is a little clearer in that case
there are no good answers
this is a bad time to be american
dang chat is really dead tonight
alright then
hope everyone's having sweet dreams
>>571776
ohai
im here
i just got here
hiii
>>571780
i am such an autistic bald anorexic very rare sour patch kid tbh what a vibe
okay i am not bald i am ashamed to admit i have great hair actually
though if i stop taking E i would eventually go bald
have you been tampered with
>>571783
oh definitely
most of the jokes i could make here are extremely dark unfortunately
i am over it
but i find i tend to think those are funnier than other people do lol
i like meeting up with ptsd friends and making jokes where we just say the most god awful shit but act like it's funny
i guess that's probably some kind of catharsis if you ask a shrink lol
>>571785 its ok i say really awful stuff but not in a joking way because i am a bad person
>>571789
there are no bad people
maybe you're just ebilcore
::evil
then again i want to take over the world and lex luthor myself so what do i know about moral virtue lol
i dont say bad things about others ionly about myself
>>571792
aw :c
don't do that it strikes at your soul
>>571791
of course the transgenders want to take over the world
>>571794
i want to take over the world in a solarpunk way thank you very much
my being on estrogen is incidental
>>571793
i deserve it tho for looking the way i do im ngmi
the mistake the left makes (one of them) is caring too much about respecting identities
i don't give a FUCK if my gender is respected
let's build more nuclear reactors
chop chop
thats lucky i do give a very large fuck about how im perceived but im built like tony soprano so i dont know how well thats gonna go for me
>>571798
(1) tony soprano is a baddie
(2) technology can fix this too (also fitness)
(3) i think the sutras or the bible or something may have some wisdom for you here. perception is ephemeral and to some extent uncontrollable and the entire sense of what washes onto us from the outer world is an illusion constructed by our senses. when the inner ship is confidently righted no storm blowing through can capsize it
>>571799
technology is too expensive i am poor and permanently manly and ugly
i just rep bc iwnbaw. even after 15mo on estrogen im still ugly
>>571801
no dooming
also that's not very long
also you legitimately learn to live with it if you never pass
no one fully changes sex anyway
there's a stage of acceptance
i have been on estrogen for like a decade and i look like some kind of eboy
you vibe with what you got and build your inner self
build out an aura that transcends gendering
you're allowed to be sad
but don't iwnbaw yourself and stuff
i smack bucket crabs
you huh
it took me 5 minutes to understand
it makes sense to me
yeah im just retarded and couldnt understand what that meant for several minutes
dont say that!
ur very smart
thumbs up
omg twinkanon
not this guy
hi
I need to make a thread to just post fashion show pics
that would be good
Too sleepy to do right now, but will prob do tomorrow
my shoulders r so wide im so cooked
ur shoulders are very wife
you misspelled wide
>>571820
yes stop filling the hornypost thread with lame images
>>571824
You don't hornypost!
That's bad
!boymodewng
>>571826
ur moms bad
you do that though. and so do many people. i think.
ok i dont have a measuring tape but my shoulders r probably a solid 18 inches wide at least
>>571828
Never, you just keep bringing up lewd things
im innocent
ive never done anything wrong!
My catsuit is more... uh... latexy and also a bit more well fetishy
yeah im sure you would want to wear one of those, twink
>>571837
I do wear one yeah
Actually I have two, but one isn't *really* a catsuit
>>571835
i guess i never knew there was an actual name for something like that
i wish i got big hips w being fat but of course i didnt because god hates me
>>571840
So do you think I would look good in one?
>>571835
>that gigahon jaw
ngmi
i dunno
>>571843
It's Mugler, alll their models look like that. Actually I also think they have transgender models funnily enough, this person is not
>>571842
idk show us
>>571846
UH OH CHAT I oh nvm
>>571846
giwtwm
I actually might wear the catsuit when I get back to my apartment, I have to verify that I exist to strawgirl but I need to wear my helmet to hide my face and wear something to cover up, which might be good to wear a catsuit for that
But also.... might get banned for that
opened reddit saw a fitttts post that mogged the absolute hell out of me wanted to jump and then closed it
what
ur weird twinkanon
good night
goot night tea
>>571854
I simply need to avoid doxxing myself, you must understand, it is important to wear latex fetishwear to protect my identity
its not. dont post urself on the internet.
>>571855
nighty night
lame!
>>571858
mistake i have made a bunch here
>>571858
it'd be anonymous because the catsuit has a corset piece
i bet im gonna get lolcowed by some sharty tards
becoming a lolcow is something thats avoidable i think
i feel like lolcows and the enjoyment people get out of them are entirely based on their reaction to things
and/or feeling like they are making an impact on the world by attacking trans people or whatever
im just saying dont let shit like that get to you. they dont mean anything.
>>571872
it looks like a skin colored rubber o ring around their neck
swallowed an entire donut whole
i know nothing about fashion whatsoever so what's interesting about these pictures
high fashion is all bullshit
This is ready to wear shows
So actually this is not really high fashion
all of this is designed to be like as close to purchase as possible, ie like normal looking
my mom used to sell jeremy scott clothes and i got like a test sweater he made when i was probably 7 or so it was neat and had an alien on it
!boymodewng
twink anon
Mugler does kind of push it with their fetish wear, but occasionally you will see a pop star or rapper wearing it. Megan Thee Stallion collab'd with them one year and her outfit that she modeled is literally just her ass hanging out
!boymodewng
twinkanon
>>571878
It's fun to talk about what outfits look good, what look bad, what look ridiculous, etc.
i guess
!boymodewng
#ksay twinkanon
>>571889
ye
!boymodewng
hi
hi
every time i think of the friend i had who got to transition when we were 15 because her parents let her i get a little bit sick
!boymodewng
hi
hi
!boymodewng
Hi!
Helllo
Bloober
Do you want to see a Saint Laurent or a Louis Vuitton outfit
!boymodewng
whos bloober?
!boymodewng
i just like the french so i'm okay with either
fuck
!boymodewng
>>571903
i think this looks pretty
Bloober do you watch Jojo
!boymodewng
no
!boymodewng
im playing red dead right nw
alright
I need to sleep
goodnight
!boymodewng
>>571911
NOO
!boymodewng
EAST COAST FUCKS SUCK
>>571913
I am sleepy
>>571914
east coast weast coast
west coast best coast
hai guys :3
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>>571919
hiiiii
i have recently taken to replaying games from my childhood
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571887
eeeep this is cute
!!UTCPvC12Ac
romeo did u see my fit this weekend??
no i dont think i did :(
!!UTCPvC12Ac
cute!!!
you look like a princess almost
!!UTCPvC12Ac
hehehehe yesss puppy princess yay
love the mariokart poster
!!UTCPvC12Ac
heheh thats my friends i was sleeping in his room lol
!!UTCPvC12Ac
he like wasnt home tho (i was going to see my other friend whos his bf) so i just kinda slept in there alone this time ;-;
the amount of times ive fallen asleep in my friends rooms is concerning
most of the time i was on new meds which make me sleepy hehe
!!UTCPvC12Ac
its fun tho :3 its nice sleeping over somewhere
>>571934
very true
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had a funny dream where i woke up super late and everyone was like "roooose you slept in tooooo much omg"
i commonly get up too early ;_;
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i got up after only having like just under 6 hours of sleep this morning but then i went to bed again n i felt more tired after getting the additional two or so hours lmao
i sleep a lot but i tend to fall asleep super early, at like 6 or 7pm
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>>571925
#throw
::rose_orlando
and then i wake up anywhere from 3-5am
i had to get up that early because my mom works at my school, but now that im out of high school i can hopefully fix my schedule ;_;
!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like waking up like late morning tbh
!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i have a driving lesson in lik an hour so i woke up a little earlier
oh jeez
good luck
dont crash the car into a tree and die
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571947
wasnt planning on it
middle of the night
giant spider loose in my bedroom
sitting in my car trying not to cry
i am so tired
i hate spiders i hate them i hate them
i also saw a scorpion on the front porch
spiders are nasty
i hate living things why do they all want to hurt me just let me sleep
!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>571949
awww im sorry anon
fuck this swamp
i just want to go back in my bedroom but i don't even know where the spider is so i need to remove everything from the cluttered room until i find it but it's the middle of the night and that would wake people up right now and maybe i should just drive my car into a tree really really fast
nooo dont do that D: how big is the spider
>>571957
a couple inches diameter i think, maybe less. it was fast and flighty and definitely not a wolf spider so it was probably a brown recluse
people have had to go to the hospital from brown recluse bites in this house, they get in the furniture
i sleep on a couch
i am not comfortable laying on my couch anymore
or sitting at my desk
or just standing in that room doing anything but looking for it
also i panicked when it was on the wall by my desk and knocked all my stuff into the wall trying to get it before it went under the top of the desk
and i shattered a vase
i got that vase in 2016 when i graduated high school with flowers in it
now it's in shards all over my floor
and there's a spider somewhere
i want to die
everything is so bad
i feel like i deserve this though
:(( im so sory for you anon , have you tried calling pest control if you have had this spider problem for a while?
>>571960
it's not my house and they are everywhere here pest control can only sort of keep them at bay
this house is just awful until it gets torn down and rebuilt
bad crawl space
it's also full of mold
and a family member who screams at me
i hate it here
it's literally sitting on standing water all the time, in the crawl space
some of the walls have gaps in them
the house is just full of mold and bugs hiding behind the drywall
thats nasty im so sorry.. i havent gone through anythign to that degree but i live in a row home in a big city so we have roach problems every summer
if you're in your car can you drive to a convenience store or something and get some bug spray?
>>571963
we have bug neurotoxin, cans scattered around outside the house and in the garage and stuff
i don't need that in my room if i can find this spider
this is not a problem that can be solved the way you are trying to unless i move to a completely different part of the country though
i've never lived anywhere here that could keep the bugs out
i just wish i could have someone do this for me
i can't handle this right now
i just can't even go in my bedroom
the glass everywhere is really stressing me out
i have to clean everything with a spider there
im so sorry i wish i could help more,,,
it's okay i just need to handle myself but i don't know how to sleep
i already wake up all the time panicking or have nightmares about getting bit
now it'll be worse
i hate living here so much
it's only marginally better than being homeless
i hate being so ungrateful too
i should drive into the tree
youre not ungrateful, youre in a dire situation and you want it to get better, thats totally normal
why dont we focus on getting the spider out of your room first
>>571973
i don't know what to do
unless it's just on the wall when i come back in i need to move all my furniture around and stuff and it's a teeny room so that means out into the hallway
if i do that now i WILL get screamed at
you said the spider was on your bed when you left the house, right
>>571975
no, i don't have a clue where it is and also i don't own a bed
it was on the wall by my desk
i smashed my vase trying to crush it as it crawled down that wall, below the edge of my desk
and disappeared somewhere
that crevice is now full of shards of glass so i need to move the desk anyway
i just cannot quietly resolve any of this
i wish i had a full tank of gas i would just sleep in my car
but it's almost empty