lol

>>57173
sure anon, i believe u

>>57173
chaser or what, why r u here :P

why is fully half of trader joes ramen just fucking air its RAMEN its cheaper than good quality dirt

and only slightly more expensive than bad dirt

i think cause theres space between things

and air fills it

>>57178
i said yep what a concept

the noodle block is like 1/3 the height of the cup ;_;

oh those cup noodles are always a scam

idk nissan cup noodles are still full

i propose we create our own cup noodles with glas jars

tru

sorry i feel like im bringing rly negative energy i just had such a shitty day today

i should probably just head to bed

>>57197
of course you did

>>57201
https://www.reddit.com/prefs/delete

>>57176
i really am

>>57177
yes i am

>>57201
happy belated birthday

oh

whens ur real birthday

ok well happy belated birthday for whatever day it is

how whh

why

oh

>>57225
#describe (unsupported image format: "images/src/d907bdf7648d6c33.gif")

>>57228
#describe (A drawing of a boy with a green rocket in his hand.)

it cant do gifs

shift 3

oh

alt 3

if you want a trans gf just be normal interact with people talk to people and itll happen naturally constnatly spouting "i want a trans gf" is the most ick thing you can do

>>57239
#give

>>57239
#give

>>57244
This is not my real post. I copied this text from 4chan.

it cant be that hard to find

>>57246
That fucking album sucked

if its what you truly desire the risk is worth it

>>57254
Your mother

#fish🐟

watcha pondering

>>57257
are you !U4Afe4rs4Q

are you mexican

there's another mexican trip here

im never dating another chaser again

they are evil

correct

ye

theres no such thing as a good cop and theres no such thing as a good chaser

i dont think it works like math

i'm not actually a chaser

most chasers are eggs

reddit alert

>>57274
i mean multiplying two negatives dont make a positive

if im an egg im a hardboiled egg

>>57278
im a century egg dw

sunny side up are the best

>>57273
you will forever be known as a chaser now

>>57282
you think you know who i am but you don't

i dont even think i know who you are

i know what you are >>57286

what am i

you are APRIL

thats who not what

it's all machine generated

>>57283
deutsch... eigentliche brutalisch

im proud of him

>>57300
the dog saw the truth, 911 was an ai generated masterpiece

>>57303
so true

i woke up with such a bad tummy ache this morning that i deleted my browser history

stop eating the web

in case i was dying

so no one would see the weird porn i watch

>>57284
omg literally me, now just waiting to rot into oblivion so i can reincarnate as a woman next round

>>57310
real and smart

if it wasnt for the fact that my little brother would take my pc and use it after i died i would

is your tummy feeling better now :[

>>57316
ya its better now thanku anon

>>57318
oh good im glad c:

>>57311
you are not escaping samsara

>>57304
.play [YouTube]

>>57320
i dont think that happens if you die anyways isnt that like the whole point

>>57320
dammit, i guess i'm gonna repress in my next life too, must be karma

>>57322
samsara is the endless cycle of rebirth and death and the goal is to not be endlessly reborn and attain the end

mmhm so how would dying help

moksha ye

i wanna be endlessly reborn

me too

i like being alive

why are people glorifying the ddr, it was shit

i think fear of immortality is one of the dumbest sci fi concepts ever like i think they are really underestimating the ability of an austistic to just keep processing info for fun forever

i have mixed feelings but its pretty cool overall

idk i'm not a buddhist

Transgender people aren't religious anyways

And people make info faster than you can ever possibly understand it so like what is the issue its like saying i have a cookie machine that makes 30 cookies a second and oh no maybe i will run out one day but no i just wont

At least for conventional ones

i cant eat cookies that fast

and im happy to eat them forever

i could just play videogames FOREVER

>>57340
yeah literally

and wikipedia binge forever

.play [YouTube]

>>57341
videogames!

>>57341
and narwhals too am i right fellow redditor

>>57341
can i have fake tofu bacob

bacon is fattening, videogames every time

>>57348
nuh uh protien and fat are not fattening its carbs whats the problem

>>57349
infiteniten videogames

bacon is also greasy and icky, maybe as bits theyre alright

.play [YouTube]

i already queued that oops

saying tofu is bad just means u have never cooked tofu properly

tofu is based!!!

i love fried tofu

fried tofu is the best

i love silken tofu desert

tofu can be very yummy when made right yeah

it tastes like litealrally anythig u want and the texture is any textsure you want. its like saying a blank canvas is ugly

tofu is flexible light protein and a gift from the gods

in and of itself though its pretty bland

you just need lots of sauce and time to marinate or like a way to cook it in, and u have to cook it right, and then its amazing

tofu is like bread, eating is alone is kinda bland

what tofu have you had

tofu dessert like the anon had above

.play ernst thalmann lied

>>57372
take some tofu and slice it really thin and batter it in 100% corn starch water 1:1 ratio and then fry it until its crispy and then make a sauce and reduce it a little bit and then when its still hot add the breadded tofu to the pan and then stir and coat it for like idk a little bit longer do it reduces onto the breading

fried tofu with cheese

.play [YouTube]

What is your fucking problem you fucking spanish

and it always comes out crispy and perfect texture and if it tastes bad then choose a different sauce

:??? how its possible to not like starch

it also tastes like nothing

its just structure n calories u gotta season yr food!!!

.skip

.skip

i eat raw corn starch

>>57393
thats corn SYRUp we actually dont use much corn starch in our cooking compared to like china

>>57383
it's ok :3 more for me

>>57400
You can't hear anything you're 95 years old

u are missing out so bad ;-;

Dementia

Are you like that girl on twitter

The one who only eats meat and butter

jordan petersons daughter

What food don't you eat picky ass motherfucker

:???

what do you even eat

do u have scurvy

>>57414
do not eat shrimps

Do you drink anything

youre a monster.

shrimps is maybe okay for eating but i think theres still more better seafood out there

shrimps are friends not food

Your diet sounds nasty as fuck

You must take hours to fucking shit

I like bread, butter with seasoned salt

do tomatos have enouch vitamin c to not get scurvy

Knew it.

There's now way you eat like that and not take supplements

u literally are a pirate

only modern medicine saves u from scurvy

It's just so funny imagining a spanish lady eating like a pirate

street cat yay!!

i think squid is both one of my favorite animals all time and also one of my favorite foods of all time

I usually just eat pasta

Shrimp are like medium tier

i think pretty much all seafood is gross except fish

Are you a Jehovahs Witness

yeah

i was borb for the ocean i love seafood i would eat rawfish everyday if i could

im like the opposite, i hate seafood except fish

i love raw fish i just think things like shrimp and clams/mussels and squid/octopus is gross

i think octopus is gross too its like squid but more mealy and weird and also i feel really bad because octopuses are realt smart and friends but squid are kind of just dumb idiots they attack anything they see even if its way too big and they will die

oh crab is pretty ok but i hate lobster

i like octopus and squid and shrimp and crab and lobster and fish

that's really the only thing keeping me from being a vegetarian

i don't really like chicken that much

i love lobster

i think chicken is my favourite protein

i like salmon more than chicken

sushi is one of those things where like. if the fish was caught 8 hours ago it will only be half as good as if the fish was caught 4 hours ago. its incredibly time sensitive you need to get it FRESH FRESH FRESH to really have it be good

u gotta deworm the fish first

raw salmon that was hitting the bottom of the boat 2 minutes ago is like fucking ambrosia

>>57459
idk, fish in nyc is caught daily i get it in the afternoon is still pretty good

>>57462
ok have fun being a worm mommy

nope and i dont wanna

>>57466
wtf wooow

>>57461
nuh uh you can just eat the bugs >:3

i remember a copypasta u daw

>>57471
i refuse

>>57472
i remember a copypasta about a women who had maggots DOWN THERE it was horrible

ok more for me

some of them taste rly rly bad tho its a pretty common defense compared to mammals or reptiles or things like that

not on purpose thats hust because they are predators

>>57476
there are lots of tasty bugs, like crab

ants are like 20% formic acid by weight they are genuinely disgusting if u ever actually bite one of the wrong species ur mouth tastes bitter and chemicaly and formic acidey for like 6 hours from one ant

lots of bugs have gross chemicals in them is all im saying and mammals are usually too complicated and fragile to do that on purpose. but we just dont eat predator meat because it's too much cartiladge and also because we are evolved to because they are parasite collectors due to being top of the food chain so we dont prefer the taste of their meat also its dangerous to hunt them

>>57489
when i was in Scotland i saw seagulls swallow starfish whole it was really really interesting

>>57488
very good points

>>57489
like irl or

whats with so many gamedev videos in my feed lately

making gamedev videos is free marketing basically

plus ur a nerd so

shut up omg

#ai whats a starfish:

A starfish, also known as a sea star, is a marine invertebrate that has a distinct shape resembling a star. It typically has five arms radiating from its central body and can come in various colors and sizes. Starfish are found in oceans all over the world and feed on small organisms such as mollusks, crustaceans, and other tiny animals. They have tube feet on their underside which they use for movement and to capture prey. Some species of starfish are capable of regenerating lost or damaged limbs. whats a starfish:

did u know slow lorises poison each other with cat histamine

Touch grass

god i feel awful

u okay reci?

>>57508
my arm hurts from some shots, im sleepy, i've had to wake up to go to the bathroom like 4 times, and i'm cold

owie :(

i hope it feels better romorrow

go to bed recima so your body heals

idk if i can sleep more

When slow lorises fight each other, they raise their arms and lick venom-producing brachial glands on their upper arms. In doing this, they mix the venom with saliva, and if the opportunity arises, they use their incisors to inject this cocktail into their enemy. Surprisingly, [researchers] found that [the slow loris venom] is “virtually identical to the allergenic protein on cats.”

weird af

so im allergic to slow lorises

yes but only the venom from their brachial glands or whatever and rhey dont put it on their fur they just like rup it on their teeth and so their fur probably wouldnt have much so u prob wouldnt be as allergic to like their shed hair and sruff

ill just make sure not to fight them

yeah

they are pretty slow tho i think u could probably just briskly walk away

ya

which is even weirder that one of the vanishingly few venemous mammals is so closely related to humans

Like platipuses and echidnas and stuff it kinda makes sense cause theyre so weird and lay eggs and stuff

we couldve had the arm pit venom

but monkeys is basically people

yeah exactly

but for the grace of god there go we

huh

its basically just blind random luck that we werent part of the armit venom line

ohh ya

.play [YouTube]

.play dr octagon real raw

this is my fav from the album

>another altchan

>another anon

they're called imageboards anon

is this vid only unavailable for me

do you have youtube music in your country

idk

.skip

.play [YouTube]

can you see this one

yea i can now

#ai whats the average lifespan of an altchan

It is difficult to determine an average lifespan for an altchan as they vary greatly in popularity, content, and community engagement. Some may fade away quickly while others may sustain a dedicated user base for years. It ultimately depends on the specific altchan and its ability to attract and retain users over time. whats the average lifespan of an altchan

this one is the successor to another live imageboard that existed until very recently

the glegle one?

basically yes

>>57552
#give

>>57537
welcome to another altchan anon

>>57555
yeah we got rid of captchas entirely

.play yes owner of a lonely heart

.play liturgy harmonia

#poke

>>57560
#poke

.play venetian snares frictional nirvana

welcome to all new users

is that you opworm

nah

that's how he types

>>57563
we'll never know

f

.skip

.play neil cicierega piss

.play merzbow woodpecker no 1

oh damn light theme is v nice n cool

>>57572
beta theme? yeah we're still working on it