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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575050
Means you're encouraging me to refuse to put you in my dick
>>575060
booger
>>575053
don't discuss it then send a video of you doing it
booger
there's nothing in the rules that says you can't do that
>>575063
booger
and they only specifically said that you can't hornypost they never said that you couldn't send descriptivve educational videos
shrimp
>no nsfw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575060
You think? Lmao
anon
>>575058
there's no rule about sending videos of me with an electrode in my dickhole TRUE
>>575066
nama
staph
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Y O U A I N T S E E N N O T H I N G D A R L I N G
>>575074
shrimp
yes booger everyone KNOWS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They deleted my tasteful latex dominatrix photo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So no
tea
#poll choose the least common option/1/don't choose me/shark
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575074
Anime girl strategy? Really grasping at straws here
>>575077
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Once again, I am NOT putting you in my dick
nama
>>575075
the only thing i would suck of you is the straw of your milkshake i robbed
>>575080
tea
we all suck
tea
nobody chose the least common option
nama
>>575080
of course, you prefer sissy soy milk
nama
latte
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Implying I go to Starbucks to get overpriced coffee
nama
i thought starbucks were banned in russia
shrimp
its worth the price
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
None of this is worth the price
shrimp
thats so real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MAKEEEE IT STOOOOOPPPP
shrimp
im listening to DUBSTEP
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm listening to my fridge making noise
shrimp
well you better go catch it!
anon
I'm watching Aeon Flux
tea
0% of people got it right
shrimp
i got it right on my phone but it glitched
>>575103
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Libpol arg when
booger
vote for me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575100
I would only let him hornypost on specific days in the year
anon
Trevor Goodchilld killed Bargeld, what a fucking DICK
shrimp
we let twinkanon hornypost but only on posts that end in prime numbers
>>575113
anon
i would let twinkanon hornypost but only between specific but unclarified hours of the day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would let him hornypost if he also attached screenshots from his HOI4 playthroughs
raskolnikov
i sounded
tea
>>575102
i don think so. you'd expect it to be approx evenly distributed
anon
>>575115
So like, I can hornypost at you then? Because your post ends in a prime number
>>575120
shrimp
no you cant actually
shrimp
>>575118
no if you get a post with a prime is the idea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinkanon should only be allowed to cornypost
tea
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) stupid_wormies
anon
Oh so I can talk about sounding in this post and mention putting an electrode inside my.... nevermind
>>575126
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Electriiic chaaaair
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
>>575123
maybe only if the whole post number is a primse so you have to do some math
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi shrimp
shrimp
#ksay hi nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
he loves u btw
shrimp
omg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Monky :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575144
The one where you can have sex with pokemon
>>575153
shrimp
she has lots of cool fancy coloured ones
anon
>>575149
hell yeah i wanna start keeping them
shrimp
theyre a super neat lil pet to have and really really easy to care for go for it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575153
I don't know any pokemon
shrimp
plus its fun to like decorate their lil places with debris n stuff or any plants u wanna put in
nama
>>575152
ur racist everyone knows black is the better version because it's harder
>>575160
anon
yeah i got some really cool philoscia muscorum in my backyard and i wanna give them a tank w trinkets and hideouts
>>575164>>575163
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play justinrpg i love reshiram
anon
i also wanna keep some more tropical species but then i have to set up heating and i dont feel like that rn
>>575170
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wtf this was real? God damn it
anon
>>575164
i just gotta acquire a tank somewhere and them im gonna go for it
>>575172
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Madou Momogatari for Sega Saturn
shrimp
>>575165
you can probably get away with a heat mat and a temp sensor that it plugs into
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man I wish I had more time these days I would play with Yume-kun for once
shrimp
>>575168
depending where u r you can probably get som really cheap ones from resale websites that are just fish/reptile tanks
anon
my dad's supposed to have one on his terrain somewhere but i havent heard back abt it yet
shrimp
oo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I saw someone's Sonic oc in the wild one time
>>575177
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I keep forgetting Randal is an actual name and not the name of the 17 year old lovecraftian deity
anon
when i set up a isopod tank ill post pics
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its sad i cant do "rose the hedgehog" cos she already exists
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::gle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol bro doesn't evem have an original oc attached to his name
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
chat is this real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not Finno-Korean hyperwar so I doubt it
>>575195
booger
>>575194
why were the finnish and koreans at war
booger
tf they fighting f or they're so far away
>>575200
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>she doesn't know
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>clueless
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>gleless
#itsover (422) #ksay its over
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575196
.play finno korean hyperwar
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
WAT IS GOING ON
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Always good to see sharty lose
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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booger
>>575206
#change lol into NOOOOOO (falls to knees and starts pounding fist on the ground)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575206
#invert
booger
#c time in bejing (10:05:09 a.m. china standard time, tuesday, june 10, 2025)
nama
#c time in fuck (cannot compute)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#c time in canada (10:06:09 p.m. eastern daylight time, monday, june 9, 2025)
nama
#wiki (no wikipedia results found) fuck village
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#c time in hell, michigan (cannot compute)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
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booger
ew
booger
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
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>>575219
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
3 likes and I will make a video of me burning a photo of Olaf Scholz
booger
so like imagine if that reason wasn't a thing and i was able to let twink anon cook
>>575227
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinkanon burned my kitched down
anon
Actually I am gonna play Halo CE real quick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575226
NOOOOO
anon
>>575227
Like a wonderful meal, it is designed to be shared with those around you
>>575234
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can promise you all I do not have Putin's face tattooed on my inner thigj
shrimp
>>575231
im not even anti horny but u took it to such a level it had to be moderated
>>575236
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trust me
shrimp
i am saying it!
anon
Says u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LUBBY CHUDDER IS ON LUBBY CHUDDER IS ON
>>575241
anon
>>575240
#edit change this whole post to "says u"
shrimp
who
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LUUBY CHUDDER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imma make a similiar thing but me and Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis is pure musical kino
shrimp
oh im still listening to dubstep
>>575253
anon
finally some real music
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Finally someone who understands peak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play justinrpg trapped in lugia stomach
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play justinrpg windows vista
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Simp
booger
>>575246
#change dubstep to videos of twinkanon sounding
globber
shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Crust
globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
anon
Shrimp that is insane
shrimp
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SYKE IM 3D MODELLING #OWNED (423)
globber
shrimp modeling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This shit hits just right when you're sleep depraved
shrimp
>>575266
with with an e on the end
globber
globber
I don’t know buge
shrimp
does not know buge...
anon
hell yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575277
Bed buge
globber
shrimp
shrimp
globber
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::bed buge
globber
shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::bed_buge
shrimp
::buge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAKKKK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAKKKK IS ONNNN
globber
me 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Saeki went to programmer heaven
globber
I guess I should have gotten like her phone number or some crazy shit
globber
idk
globber
just talked to her on discy a lil
>>575303
anon
Is she alright?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why did everyone disable video player the peak is on
globber
I hope beans is ok too. probably is but would be nice to see
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>575299
is she doing oki?? i msged her earlier but didnt get a reply
globber
gah I use the worst word choice. I merely talked to her on discy a lil. my last message from her was 2025/06/04
>>575312
booger
#ksay shrimp
globber
spiders is amazing fr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STUUUCK IN LUGIA'S STOOOMACH ALOOOOOONNNEEEE
globber
shrimp
globber
>>575304
someone on here taught me about that way of doing time. it’s a standard and it’s the best way
>>575315
globber
big to smol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cum on feel the noize
globber
>>575305
friends Slovenian femboy transitioned with her but I don’t think she is my friend anymore cause of political disagreements, they were both cool ppl though
globber
#ai what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?

the iso 8601 standard uses year-month-day (yyyy-mm-dd) for dates and then hours:minutes:seconds (hh:mm:ss) for time. for example, 2023-10-05 14:30:45.

some places (like japan) use year/month/day but usually it's the other way around outside the us. just depends on who you're working with. never seen seconds first though.
what is the standard for time that goes year/month/day/hours/seconds ?
>>575329
tea
@
booger
#ksay shrimp
tea
#ksay that evil twink must pay
>>575326
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will trap Twinknon in my phone and force him to look at my 9k heavy Ranfren fanart collection all life
>>575325
globber
shrimp
tea
omg hiii twinkanon
anon
chess?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575325
#invert
tea
yes of course
tea
my darling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This song is so peak
globber
cute couple
tea
whiplash going from beethoven to the pink floyd vista parody
tea
we already know ur gay
tea
and trans
shrimp
booker is straight actually i think
booger
>>575344
youi're going to paris tomorrow
booger
just letting you know
booger
the flight is booked
booger
YOU will be there
shrimp
THATS TOMORROW
shrimp
but
shrimp
i was plannig to crash out all week
booger
yeah it's tomorrow
booger
no it doesn't matter
booger
you will be on the plane
shrimp
can i crash out in paris
booger
yeah sure
shrimp
ok yay
shrimp
the second i get my tax money im buying 20 disposable vapes
booger
#itsover (424)
shrimp
oiler vs oiled
booger
you're laughing
booger
they're lsosing and you're laughing
booger
#itsover (425)
anon
>>575365
#describe (a list of questions for a job application)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caracol
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caballo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay praise glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>575416
#ksay oiler
anon
#say cows
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God gave me a second chance
hamad
God ran out of patience with me
lain from a nap
you;ll never guess where i went
>>575449
straw bury
carried it all the way to new orleans so i could hit twinknon with it
straw bury
>>575433
;, because he never played project zomboid with me;-;
straw bury
straw bury
oh nevermind just fuck me i guess
shrimp
when you use the ;-; face in runes it will break them
straw bury
;-;
anon
lol
anon
I will play Zomboid with YOU
anon
I am just on my laptop
shrimp
maybe they meant 81
shrimp
#c 81 f to c (27.22 °c (degrees celsius))
globber
shrimp
globber
just finished my run
globber
ok! I was really tired today, but run itself was ok. did you interact with more bodies of water?
globber
yeah there’s a reason j went late but still got sweaty
globber
are there any women in ur job straw? it would bed sad if u get further in transition and are too weak to do it
>>575455
straw bury
>>575454
yea i went to the ironworkers union hall a while ago and there was at least one woman there
>>575457
globber
>>575456
that’s lovely! did you have a nice game?
globber
maybe I’ll read that story rasky recommended before bed tonight
globber
:) it’s nice to see you
straw bury
>>575464
pictured here: me, thuggin
globber
waow live strawgirl reporting
straw bury
live strawgirl facecam
shrimp
globber
globber
shrimp
globber
:):):)
shrimp
guess what
globber
guess! shrimp!
shrimp
chicken butt
globber
:0
shrimp
gotcha
globber
u got me!
globber
shrimps are good at getting many lil legs
globber
the ones in the back are I think called swimmerettes and Tyler
globber
those in the front I idk
globber
or at least that they are on lobsters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cried aboit David Lynch's death again :/
globber
#ai what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?

yeah, shrimp legs are called pereopods for walking and swimmerets (pleopods) for swimming. they serve diff purposes, like how they move and handle food.
what are shrimp legs called are they swimmerettes?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe I should go to sleep but I still have so much to do god dang it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm running out of words to call this situatiob
globber
gah poor thing
globber
I would give you lots of pats and play w u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How did you type that with your hooves
>>575507
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575486
Don't feel sorry for me, I shouldn't have procrastinated until the deadline
globber
I feel sorry you’ve been infected with the procrastination diseases then
globber
the question is are u getting things done now? and otherwise how to change. also the question for me I’ve addicted to social media lately and done no Job searching the last 2 weeks
>>575501
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575499
I'm almost done, actually. It's just that the work is so tedious and I've been up all night
straw bury
im stacking dollar bills
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And I refuse to use AI out of spite for the ai bros
globber
>>575494
paws is the better word. hooves on horses
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Borzois are just horses but dogs
globber
X)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
let me do it for u
globber
>>575496
:ad
globber
:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But gen. I miss Lynch so much
globber
>>575506
please, please do.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only watched 2 of his movies (so far) and I'm already a fan
globber
I’ll try to do the same of course
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The baby thing from Eraserhead actually freaked me out, because I was watching in late evening at cinema so imagine seeing this thing on full screen
>>575522
straw bury
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>>575519
yeah but im her. im the one im that bitch
::straw boymoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>575518
But Lost Highway was so good, esp. the opening with David Bowie

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