tofu dessert like the anon had above

.play ernst thalmann lied

>>57372
take some tofu and slice it really thin and batter it in 100% corn starch water 1:1 ratio and then fry it until its crispy and then make a sauce and reduce it a little bit and then when its still hot add the breadded tofu to the pan and then stir and coat it for like idk a little bit longer do it reduces onto the breading

fried tofu with cheese

.play [YouTube]

What is your fucking problem you fucking spanish

and it always comes out crispy and perfect texture and if it tastes bad then choose a different sauce

:??? how its possible to not like starch

it also tastes like nothing

its just structure n calories u gotta season yr food!!!

.skip

.skip

i eat raw corn starch

>>57393
thats corn SYRUp we actually dont use much corn starch in our cooking compared to like china

>>57383
it's ok :3 more for me

>>57400
You can't hear anything you're 95 years old

u are missing out so bad ;-;

Dementia

Are you like that girl on twitter

The one who only eats meat and butter

jordan petersons daughter

What food don't you eat picky ass motherfucker

:???

what do you even eat

do u have scurvy

>>57414
do not eat shrimps

Do you drink anything

youre a monster.

shrimps is maybe okay for eating but i think theres still more better seafood out there

shrimps are friends not food

Your diet sounds nasty as fuck

You must take hours to fucking shit

I like bread, butter with seasoned salt

do tomatos have enouch vitamin c to not get scurvy

Knew it.

There's now way you eat like that and not take supplements

u literally are a pirate

only modern medicine saves u from scurvy

It's just so funny imagining a spanish lady eating like a pirate

street cat yay!!

i think squid is both one of my favorite animals all time and also one of my favorite foods of all time

I usually just eat pasta

Shrimp are like medium tier

i think pretty much all seafood is gross except fish

Are you a Jehovahs Witness

yeah

i was borb for the ocean i love seafood i would eat rawfish everyday if i could

im like the opposite, i hate seafood except fish

i love raw fish i just think things like shrimp and clams/mussels and squid/octopus is gross

i think octopus is gross too its like squid but more mealy and weird and also i feel really bad because octopuses are realt smart and friends but squid are kind of just dumb idiots they attack anything they see even if its way too big and they will die

oh crab is pretty ok but i hate lobster

i like octopus and squid and shrimp and crab and lobster and fish

that's really the only thing keeping me from being a vegetarian

i don't really like chicken that much

i love lobster

i think chicken is my favourite protein

i like salmon more than chicken

sushi is one of those things where like. if the fish was caught 8 hours ago it will only be half as good as if the fish was caught 4 hours ago. its incredibly time sensitive you need to get it FRESH FRESH FRESH to really have it be good

u gotta deworm the fish first

raw salmon that was hitting the bottom of the boat 2 minutes ago is like fucking ambrosia

>>57459
idk, fish in nyc is caught daily i get it in the afternoon is still pretty good

>>57462
ok have fun being a worm mommy

nope and i dont wanna

>>57466
wtf wooow

>>57461
nuh uh you can just eat the bugs >:3

i remember a copypasta u daw

>>57471
i refuse

>>57472
i remember a copypasta about a women who had maggots DOWN THERE it was horrible

ok more for me

some of them taste rly rly bad tho its a pretty common defense compared to mammals or reptiles or things like that

not on purpose thats hust because they are predators

>>57476
there are lots of tasty bugs, like crab

ants are like 20% formic acid by weight they are genuinely disgusting if u ever actually bite one of the wrong species ur mouth tastes bitter and chemicaly and formic acidey for like 6 hours from one ant

lots of bugs have gross chemicals in them is all im saying and mammals are usually too complicated and fragile to do that on purpose. but we just dont eat predator meat because it's too much cartiladge and also because we are evolved to because they are parasite collectors due to being top of the food chain so we dont prefer the taste of their meat also its dangerous to hunt them

>>57489
when i was in Scotland i saw seagulls swallow starfish whole it was really really interesting

>>57488
very good points

>>57489
like irl or

whats with so many gamedev videos in my feed lately

making gamedev videos is free marketing basically

plus ur a nerd so

shut up omg

#ai whats a starfish:

A starfish, also known as a sea star, is a marine invertebrate that has a distinct shape resembling a star. It typically has five arms radiating from its central body and can come in various colors and sizes. Starfish are found in oceans all over the world and feed on small organisms such as mollusks, crustaceans, and other tiny animals. They have tube feet on their underside which they use for movement and to capture prey. Some species of starfish are capable of regenerating lost or damaged limbs. whats a starfish:

did u know slow lorises poison each other with cat histamine

Touch grass

god i feel awful

u okay reci?

>>57508
my arm hurts from some shots, im sleepy, i've had to wake up to go to the bathroom like 4 times, and i'm cold

owie :(

i hope it feels better romorrow

go to bed recima so your body heals

idk if i can sleep more

When slow lorises fight each other, they raise their arms and lick venom-producing brachial glands on their upper arms. In doing this, they mix the venom with saliva, and if the opportunity arises, they use their incisors to inject this cocktail into their enemy. Surprisingly, [researchers] found that [the slow loris venom] is “virtually identical to the allergenic protein on cats.”

weird af

so im allergic to slow lorises

yes but only the venom from their brachial glands or whatever and rhey dont put it on their fur they just like rup it on their teeth and so their fur probably wouldnt have much so u prob wouldnt be as allergic to like their shed hair and sruff

ill just make sure not to fight them

yeah

they are pretty slow tho i think u could probably just briskly walk away

ya

which is even weirder that one of the vanishingly few venemous mammals is so closely related to humans

Like platipuses and echidnas and stuff it kinda makes sense cause theyre so weird and lay eggs and stuff

we couldve had the arm pit venom

but monkeys is basically people

yeah exactly

but for the grace of god there go we

huh

its basically just blind random luck that we werent part of the armit venom line

ohh ya

.play [YouTube]

.play dr octagon real raw

this is my fav from the album

>another altchan

>another anon

they're called imageboards anon

is this vid only unavailable for me

do you have youtube music in your country

idk

.skip

.play [YouTube]

can you see this one

yea i can now

#ai whats the average lifespan of an altchan

It is difficult to determine an average lifespan for an altchan as they vary greatly in popularity, content, and community engagement. Some may fade away quickly while others may sustain a dedicated user base for years. It ultimately depends on the specific altchan and its ability to attract and retain users over time. whats the average lifespan of an altchan

this one is the successor to another live imageboard that existed until very recently

the glegle one?

basically yes

>>57552
#give

>>57537
welcome to another altchan anon

>>57555
yeah we got rid of captchas entirely

.play yes owner of a lonely heart

.play liturgy harmonia

#poke

>>57560
#poke

.play venetian snares frictional nirvana

welcome to all new users

is that you opworm

nah

that's how he types

>>57563
we'll never know

f

.skip

.play neil cicierega piss

.play merzbow woodpecker no 1

oh damn light theme is v nice n cool

>>57572
beta theme? yeah we're still working on it

>>57576
yep that's the one

we might make it the default at some point, but not sure

>>57579
you should, dark theme is for soydevs

that looks cool

cool

>>57588
no but you can use the theme command

>>57591
#halt

>plebs filtered

kek

.skip

classic merzbow

i'm partial to listening to cat /dev/urandom | aplay instead

patrician taste

.play tim hecker chimeras

is this a cisf

she does seem cool yes

i love listening to my hard drive

cat /dev/sda1 | aplay

>>57615
i was listening to ambient music on the tram recently and i though "damn this track is really minimal" but it turned out that the music had stopped like ten minutes ago and it was just the noise of the train

>>57618
like that one world in yume nikki

>>57626
lol its that photo

#cleartheme

>>57628
switch to nicotine pouches they don't cause cancer

>>57635
true but

if you split your files into 291 mb parts and convert them into lossless audio you could get infinite storage for free on bandcamp

>>57639
woa galaxybrained

>There is no limit on the size of albums.
https://get.bandcamp.help/hc/en-us/articles/23020650320023-What-s-the-maximum-upload-size

i got so much sunlight i feel like a healthy and well adjusted person

>>57652
#give

h-hot

>>57663
i look like this and i say this

>>57663
ok

>>57652
deal. im coming to your house

>>57667
you haven't showered in a year wtf

>wasting money on literal water

>water-stealing whore

noo don't squash the doggo

heckin pupperino noo

.play foxygen san Francisco

.play foxygen shuggie

>>57685

.play floating points last bloom

>>57690
bait

>>57690
#b8ball (gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8)

.play the most boring video ever made

process deez instead :D

do you guys think this program will take off

computers arent for individuals so no

>>57697
is this real

>>57698
yes

i think in 2025 instead of treating others how i want to be treated, i will treat others how they treat me

in 2025 i will stay inside and never meet anyone

what is he talking about?

>>57704
word 4.0 from the 90s

i know..

ok then better listen yes

>>57705
exactly

i am so sick ofbeing a people pleaser

this guy hates apple

and stephen

buy my program and you wont need another program! no buy MY program! nono MINE buy MY PROGRAM no nono no my program no buy my program!

>>57715
amazing... so much smaller than my butthole...

ai is the anti christ

#ai explain why ai is the antichrist

AI (Artificial Intelligence) is not a being or entity, it is a technology created and controlled by humans. Therefore, it cannot be the antichrist as described in religious beliefs. explain why ai is the antichrist

>>57722
>imagine falling for this

>>57722
dubs of truth

>>57727
>t. antichrist

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOooOooOooOooOoOoooOoOOoOoOOOOOoO I'm gonna cast a tranny spell on u

\!girl acting gross out, repulsed, anime style, pastel color scheme

april run the exclamation point ai gen

>>57733
why do people like sonic so much

>>57734
i dont like sonic and i dont like pikachu but i like sonichu

>>57736
this post caused me psychic damage

i like bomberman

i need to shower now i am stinky

but i dont wanna

instead u should shower

i love this white guy who b talkin

I'm gonna go to sleep I'm eeepy

>>57746
is it really?

.play cut my life into pizza

.skip

this is my plastic fork

>>57746
big market ......

.play bring me to life bev & bob

>>57754
one of these things is not like the other

oh

i mustve missed that one..

>>57754
furries are kind of a normie thing now

i wouldnt call furries a normie thing

but anthro characters are popular

no

fortnite isn't even on steam

counter strike

wait those numbers are small

relative to csgo or fortnite

honestly i have 0 clue

>>57764
the likelihood of my smashed body being found below a bridge (suicide)

yes thats right fucking autocorrect

>>57764
hoi4