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why'd my cat type alla that

I was outside with 2 street cats. well in my garage actually but technically outside of my house. and I had to stay there for like an hour so they didn't fight eachother

that is slightly better

nicotine is bad in itself

I'm not turning the furry porn into audio

I should take my vitamin d supplements.

>>57645
reminds me of that 1 tweet about how a guy got a bunch of chicken nuggets for free using a weird trick w apps and it made his date say the date they had was bad

if it's weird to cheat the system for extra nuggets I don't want to be normal

my ideal date plan would be pizza and a quake 1v1. fistfight to decide who truly wins after.

the fuck did you say

I do not care about unreal tournament.

it insists on itself

>>57664
[YouTube] you do not say what he does.
>>57666
I haven't showered in a week. Do not

>>57668
It is a joke.

you can just get free water on beaches. go shower there

you cannot steal water

nobody owns it ms nestle

mr worldwide is the owner of earth though

>>57697
that's every game ever

I think I'll keep treating everyone however my mood makes me want to

ai killed my family.

it is trying to make you not think it's bad.

>>57734
it's peam

>>57736
two negatives do make a positive.

the amount of furry skins on fortnite is quite surprising

peter is a furry too.

it was revealed on episode 385 minute 17

>>57760
most normies don't like them much.

I think that's fortnite

that's 100% fortnite

warframe

I am way off

I think you meant to say fortnite

it's not that

I'm looking on steamdb and I can't even find it

it's at 50k + rn

there's not 1 game released in 2017 with that many players right now. that image is edited.

there's an original flag for people that identify as original though.

god bless.

>>57789
why

>>57788
whatever I'll take it

as a goober I do not want him in my ranks.

>>57794
we were talking about agp before banchard even became a meme i hate that its associated with him now

>>57798
this is trve.

>>57799
cant say for sure but it was thrown around on the chinz long before i ever saw his creepy old face

brother he's where the term comes from

just because you never saw a chicken doesn't mean a chickens eggs aren't from it

>>57804
proof?

>>57805
I will kill you.

>>57806
>t. someone who doesnt have prove

>>57807
it's proof not provee

my ufkcing e key man

I need to clean thiws keyboard

>>57809
>reduced to picking out typos

that's not a fucking typo that's a different word

>>57813
it is a typo i wrote it correctly the first type

>>57814
I forget my religion prohibits me from caring

>>57815
it is

I don't want to change it though

>>57817
cope

I could do that but that's less funds for celeste for the nintendo switch 2

I need somewhere to put my 488 copies of witcher 3 for the windows pc

1488 copies of wolfenstein

I'm still waiting out on playing wolfenstein 2 for some reason. the tab for it is just open there but I'm too lazy and distracted

the one literally named wolfenstein 2

yes the wolfenstein 2

I unironically enjoyed the gameplay of wolfenstein 3d more than from the like newer game

I forgot the name already

the new order yes

story is great and all but holy shit was the gameplay boring

everything takes too long to go down and stealth is so absurdly broken

as in 1 shot to the head with a silenced pistol kills anyone at any range and doesn't really alert them

even on hard

it is fun just kinda outdated

the perk systeeI CANT WITH THEE FUCKING E

the perk system is pretty outdated too

uh yes it's a big gameplay mechanic

you get them like with achievements essentially

kill x people x way get x ability which unlocks others

it's really lame because it forces you to play however the game wants not how you want

it might've been.

I remember I had a physical copy of the 2009 game but I sold it ages ago because my pc couldn't run it at the time.

probably not the worst idea from what I've heard it seems to be the peak of the franchise to most critics

they're good still for their age

I'd say basically all boomer shooters aged well

maybe I'm just biased due to me personally liking them

I am not a boomer. I just like those games

the new doom releases are pretty good and are modernized well

I never could play doom eternal because of the gravity though

just felt so extremely off and floaty

could be the same on 2016 but I didn't remember it don't know

sometimes I wonder why the videogame market went from small map arena shooters to massive map battle royales with increasingly less action and more downtime

apex is so extremely boring compared to titanfall due to there being 1 fight every 10 minutes instead of just always

I've like an unironically absurd amount of hours on fortnite from playing with friends and a decent amount on apex for the same reason

warzone is there too

I had modern warfare 3 on the wii

and also on pc but I deleted it off steam on accident

it is quite sad

this is what a true gamer looks like

I've a ps2 my parents had

they're almost 50

a true gamer doesn't care about age. donot take this out of context

note the had. they don't play anything anymor

>>57896
I was pondering about skins as a microtransaction earlier.

that is pretty big

that is somewhat concerning

I already mentioned it before but I've only really played minecraft via hypixel skyblock. never even finished the "base" survival bit

holy shit is that minecraft

>>57918
but what do you do there

(I quit to grind at least 3 more skinner box games)

>>57927
>my game not having a story is a feature not a bug you guise

fun fact the minecraft devs could've easily added extra progression for people that didn't want to make their own fun but they were too busy posting shit on twitter to do anything at all

yes notch is a fat nazi who dropped out of hs and it shows

>>57934
this is true.

.hack/gu reference?

1984 roguelite who knows that shite

>>57935
he's the definition of a high iq retard tho

I meant .HackG.U which would actually fit since it's a linear jrpg

>>57949
whats geohot i dont play vidya

I'm a low iq retard, me personally

>>57951
>>57951
whats george holz

they targetted gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

#ai whats a george hotz

George Hotz, also known as "geohot," is an American hacker and software engineer. He gained notoriety for being the first person to unlock and hack Apple's iPhone in 2007 at the age of 17. He has since been involved in various hacking projects and controversies, including his role in creating a jailbreak tool for Sony's PlayStation 3 console. In recent years, he has shifted his focus towards developing self-driving car technology through his company Comma.ai. whats a george hotz

>>57961
>pentesting monkey

why is pentesting a thing? why would you need to test a pen? it's just graphite.

my bad. I'm bisexual

I meant bilingual

im bimonthly if anyone cares

as in a sfw date. I don't like sonic sex.

#ai translate the beginning of bee movie into latin

In principio, apium pellicula narrat fabulam de divo Melifluo B. Benson, qui est apis laboriosus et ambiciosus in mundo apum. Hic dicitur esse una ex tantis millibus apiariorum quae vitam suam dedicant ad pollinationem floribus. Sed unius diei fatidicumque scriptum evertitur quando Barry descenderet in pratum pro prima sua collecta de nectar. translate the beginning of bee movie into latin

I feel too lazy.