idk

i'm not good at dating

ya i think u have some emotional things u need to sort out

nuh uh

ur stuck in a downward spiral its like a feedback loop

oh

u need to escape it and have healthy relationships

i want someone to take care of me so i don't die

generally speaking other people arent good solutions to ur problems

unreliable

consider the following

i'm not very good at existing

ya ik how it is im speaking from experience

you are real april

no im fake

me too

i'm gay

im bi

woah

pan even

that's so cool

its pretty neat

i remember when i was a fresh teen i was reading some webcomic and the main char was bi and im like wow thats cool u can just date whoever u want i wish i were then i thought about it and realized i was

woahhh

the internet made me gay

are you going to i mean ummm uhhh

no i woke up like 5 hours ago

oh
wait me too wtf

why are you awake at 5am

its 8am rn

oh

i just like

dont have a sleep schedule

so cool

oh

no its awful

woah

wha

oh are you redacted anon

no im sitll april

oh

april don't tell anon this but i have a crush on them

who is it

u should tell me so i know who to not tell

anon

they're an anon

redacted anon tho

whats redacted

who they are

who are they

anon

no

wait snap one monent

.skip

.play blind conerto mr oizo

yeah fair enough

okay uhhh

u know the last group chat we were in and how someone joined

that's the person who i have a crush on

oh ok

don't tell them though

i wont!!

>>5635
wait this is still u right april

no that wasnt me

oh no

>>5635
also sry i thought u were gone and it was 2 hours long

oh snap

april help

with what

>>5645
no it was stupid chanting i queued for a meme

idk who the anon is

april who's the anon help

>>5649
oh ok i was worried u were like deep in mediation and i just sanpped u out of it or smth

>>5652
i will never achieve nirvana. i will forever wander this scorned world of samsara. it is all your fault

i did once

>>5651
idk

>>5653
im sorry pls forgive me...

anon are you the anon who i put a hat on

#itsover (6)

to be fair recima everyone u have a crush on probably already knows

no im subtle

ur not

anon did i put a hat on you

>>5661
then name the thre people j have a crush on not including the one i just talked about

u act like u have a crush on every anon u meet so

oh

i also dk who u talk to so i wouldnt be able to name them

>>5666
are you april

ya

okay

are you alril

beeveeeeee

that wasnt me

OH NO

.play mr oizo postif

are ypu the person i put a hat on

um!!

OH NO

APRIL DONT SNITCH

my lips r sealed

oke good

ANON I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU IM SORRY

ah young love

>>5682

april help what do i do

idk

oh

usually if id want to date someone id just tell them

okay ummm

anon i would like to know more about you as a person and possibly spend time and talk about cool things like furniture or hobbies but only if you're comfortable with it

>>5694

>>5694

woah

>>5693
usually you would do this privately

doing it in a public area is safer

or else you might get kidnapped or something

thats only for irl

>>5701
.....oh....

.play mr oizo charlixcx hands

>>5702
ya ppl cant kidnap u from dms

its over

also anon i don't want to put pressure on you but can you just say no at this point so i don't have to question deeply whether or not you're just afraid to say anything i mean its fine to say nothing but it makes me nervous

sorry i shouldn't ask that of you

what kind of things do you want to talk about

hobbies and sending eachother little kissy face emoticons

my hobbies is reading textbooks

.play charli xcx sophie vroom vroom

thats a good hobby

knowledge is power

powerful anon >~<

.....

i'm going to roll into a ball and hide now bai bai

i'm going to roll you like a katamari and fling you into space

>>5717
are you april

nope thats not me

.play charli xcx trophy

>>5717
is this a good thing or a bad thing

woah are you calling me rice now >~<

no its just a funny picture

oh

my first ex used to call me rice

ricema

and then she hit me

and threatened my friends

thats not good

so i broke up with her

that sounds bad

and she leaked intimate photos

thats a crime

and told me that she wanted me to run over a small child while driving and be sent to life in prison and get raped daily

she was a bit strange

sounds psychotic

that may be possible

good riddance

probably yeah

she also tried to get me to smoke weed but i was like hell nah

.play american wasteland nascar aloe

i love weed

are you april

ya

hmm

ok ill put my name on to make things less confusing

hi april

anon can you reject me pls

>>5749

>>5749

>>5749

woah

yea that's a good one

ya

april i think its over

nah ur fine

are you sure

i think its over i haven't heard anything yet

they told u their hobbies thats something

i already knew those hobbies

idk usually u do this stuff privately cause it kinda puts ppl on the spot when u do it in public

oh

should i just like
cut my losses and like
run tf away

up 2 u

umm
no u decide pls

if i were u i would meditate on what ur looking for out of a relationship

and what ur values r and why ur doing it

>>5769
saying goodmorning and goodnight and being kind to eachother and also getting made fun of

thats not meditating

idk how to meditate

focus on ur breathing and try to breathe in a rythym

i usually do that

that reminds me

my first ex wanted to breathe slower than me when we were laying in a bed together but she was pissed off thay i just generally have a really slow breathing rythmn so she kept fucking it up

sdgl;ksjfgldkfjgldkfjg

>>5779

>>5777
thats weird

yea

>>5778

.play aesop rock bmx

its over

there are plenty of fish in the sea

yeah but also i'm gay

theres a lot of gay fish

am i a fish

ya

a gay fish

how can i get someone to eat me

pan fry urself

oke

text

woah

idk

hi anon are you the anon i scared away or a different person who i don't have to be embarassed around

.play hail mary malon money

burynice

.play fbz death

one spike please

organ trafficking

oh

.play metal pipe falling

camel

one spike

can i have two now

no

>:(

umm
what are you going to do about it, huh? are you going to ummmm uhhhhh ummmmmmm uhhhhh ummmmmmm uhhhhh pin me down ummmmmmmm ummm ummm and ummm umm uhhh ummm ummm uhh ummmmmmmm ummmmm uhhh tie me up ummmm until i ummmm ummmm can pay off my spike debt ummmmmmmm

.play [YouTube]

>>5820
oh nothing

i wont do anything about it

hehehe

i wish i was a rythmn

you could be

idk how

me neither

.play rhythm heaven

wait shoot we just did rhythm

awa

WOOOOOOOOOOO

again

i hope that they make a rythmn heaven game for the switch

dog and cat on plane playing badminton,

it looks like afun game

lots of animation work

.play [YouTube]

they r so strong

i wish i could interview them >~<

look at themm sweat

slurp

o.o

~

.play wormrave

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

beeveeeeeeeeeeeee

i should do something but idk what to do

same

do you want to do crimes together

sure

what crime

making out illegally

.play help_urself ezekiel

>>5856
its legal tho

not if we make it illegal *smug face*

i dont think we have the legislative powers to do that

yeah tbh i actually don't really like making out
i prefer just lil pecky kisses y'know

ya i get u

i only like making out if its like

lewd time yk

i prefer pecky kisses during lewd time

ahh

but i will seductively suck a finger any timek

finger sucking is amusing to me

i always found it weird

well i mean its hot when its two different people and like one person sticks their fingers into the other's mouth

i get why ppl like it or whatever but to me its like idk

its like
a display of ownership or whatevs which is hot

oh ok that is hot ya

in that context

i wonder......

what do u wonder

yep lol

still got my "gift" from my client

still never used (outside of mild suckery)

can you regift something like that or is that like uhhhhhhhhhh

what

a dildo?

https://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug

oh

i have no clue if ppl would buy it used i certainly wouldnt

its like worth 100 bucks (200 actually on 50 off sale rn)

so like
people might still value it? idk how afraid people are of my mouth germs

but also i mean cmon who the frik buys that sort of thing second hand

yeah i mean u can technically steralize it and its safe but still

u might get $50 for it

yeah

hey april this is fucked but like
uhhh

or u can just keep it for the future

alright so no snitching please but y'know opna

i kinda dislike her for some things but like, do you think i can squeeze money out of her for relationship services or nah

u know theyre prolly gonna read that right

nah she goes more on BW and not lp

>>5399
not sure who it is specifically but the point stands that some people are more BWers than LPers

anyways april do you think i should go for it

no i dont think u should do that sort of things its generally narcissistic and if you ever want real meaningful relationships with healthy people that behaviour will absolutely prevent it

that's fair

i'm just hungry for money tbh; saving up for srs is hard without a job

ur best bet is getting a job

sucks but its the case

haven't been able to get one of those yet

looking for works sucks even more than working tbh

nvm i have no morals ima give it a shot

i also dont think she has any interest in you in that way

idk she seems to get a lot of joy out of seeing me act like a desperate bottom in need of a top or whatevs

fhdyhethdfghfhergdh

naked snail

idk this feels weird i dont want to talk behind her back and i think that type of behaviour is gross so i dont really wanna talk abt it

ur chill

im kinda being... not a whore or even a bitch just like
evil or smth idk

i wont talk abt it here anymore

its called being a gold digger

>>5918
my old client's last three gfs were gold diggers

(his ex and then me and then his ex before me again)

fucking weird shit

he sounds like the kind of person that thinks he can use his money to get control over ppl so

yeah

i control ppl using my swag

is that a euphemism for business assets

no

business assets is what i call my boobs

my mom does not approve

i dont have boobs

>>5928
yes you do

no i dont

april don't lie to me

i dont take hrt

oh

why not

i dont wanna

wat

do you want boobs?

im fine without them

okay

ur still a she her modd oh sorry

no im non binary

themmoder

themometer

ya

so cool >~<

idk i use any pronouns gender is a spook

i like gender

i present more female online cause its a nice change of pace

beevee!

beevees nuts

7 a m !

10am

aprilll

ya

>>5955
#kiss

how dare u

sorry....

im MARRIED

my wife is gonna KILL me

can your wife kill me too

she prolly will yeah

woahhh

i miss my wife tails

i'm sorry :(

its ok i dont actually have a wife or miss her

oh

why not

idk relationships r suffocating

yeah

unfortunately u kind of have to be in one if you want to convince someone to smalltalk with you daily and convince them that they should help care for you so you don't accidentally die or whatever

the smalltalk is just friendship u only needs friends for that

but if you do kissy faces in the smalltalk then it falls apart

idk i tend to flirt with my friends and it goes fine

hard to find ppl like that tho

im a very clingy person usually it doesnt work for me

ah fair