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recima
that reminds me
recima
my first ex wanted to breathe slower than me when we were laying in a bed together but she was pissed off thay i just generally have a really slow breathing rythmn so she kept fucking it up
>>5781
april
sdgl;ksjfgldkfjgldkfjg
>>5780
april
>>5777
thats weird
recima
yea
april
.play aesop rock bmx
recima
its over
april
there are plenty of fish in the sea
recima
yeah but also i'm gay
april
theres a lot of gay fish
recima
am i a fish
april
ya
april
a gay fish
recima
how can i get someone to eat me
april
pan fry urself
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oke
april
text
recima
april
woah
anon
idk
recima
hi anon are you the anon i scared away or a different person who i don't have to be embarassed around
april
.play hail mary malon money
april
burynice
april
.play fbz death
april
one spike please
recima
organ trafficking
april
oh
april
.play metal pipe falling
april
camel
recima
one spike
april
can i have two now
recima
no
april
>:(
recima
umm
what are you going to do about it, huh? are you going to ummmm uhhhhh ummmmmmm uhhhhh ummmmmmm uhhhhh pin me down ummmmmmmm ummm ummm and ummm umm uhhh ummm ummm uhh ummmmmmmm ummmmm uhhh tie me up ummmm until i ummmm ummmm can pay off my spike debt ummmmmmmm
>>5823
april
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i said fuck you to chat gpt lmao
april
>>5820
oh nothing
april
i wont do anything about it
recima
hehehe
recima
i wish i was a rythmn
april
you could be
recima
idk how
april
me neither
anon
.play rhythm heaven
anon
wait shoot we just did rhythm
anon
awa
recima
WOOOOOOOOOOO
recima
again
recima
i hope that they make a rythmn heaven game for the switch
anon
dog and cat on plane playing badminton,
april
it looks like afun game
anon
lots of animation work
april
they r so strong
recima
i wish i could interview them >~<
april
look at themm sweat
recima
slurp
april
o.o
april
~
april
.play wormrave
april
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april
beeveeeeeeeeeeeee
recima
i should do something but idk what to do
april
same
recima
do you want to do crimes together
april
sure
april
what crime
recima
making out illegally
>>5858
april
.play help_urself ezekiel
april
>>5856
its legal tho
recima
not if we make it illegal *smug face*
april
i dont think we have the legislative powers to do that
recima
yeah tbh i actually don't really like making out
i prefer just lil pecky kisses y'know
april
ya i get u
april
i only like making out if its like
april
lewd time yk
recima
i prefer pecky kisses during lewd time
april
ahh
recima
but i will seductively suck a finger any timek
april
finger sucking is amusing to me
april
i always found it weird
recima
well i mean its hot when its two different people and like one person sticks their fingers into the other's mouth
april
i get why ppl like it or whatever but to me its like idk
recima
its like
a display of ownership or whatevs which is hot
april
oh ok that is hot ya
april
in that context
recima
i wonder......
april
what do u wonder
recima
yep lol
recima
still got my "gift" from my client
recima
still never used (outside of mild suckery)
recima
can you regift something like that or is that like uhhhhhhhhhh
april
what
april
a dildo?
april
oh
april
i have no clue if ppl would buy it used i certainly wouldnt
recima
its like worth 100 bucks (200 actually on 50 off sale rn)
recima
so like
people might still value it? idk how afraid people are of my mouth germs
recima
but also i mean cmon who the frik buys that sort of thing second hand
april
yeah i mean u can technically steralize it and its safe but still
april
u might get $50 for it
recima
yeah
recima
hey april this is fucked but like
uhhh
april
or u can just keep it for the future
recima
alright so no snitching please but y'know opna
recima
i kinda dislike her for some things but like, do you think i can squeeze money out of her for relationship services or nah
april
u know theyre prolly gonna read that right
recima
nah she goes more on BW and not lp
recima
>>5399
not sure who it is specifically but the point stands that some people are more BWers than LPers
recima
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more context because sorting thru old posts kinda sucks
recima
anyways april do you think i should go for it
april
no i dont think u should do that sort of things its generally narcissistic and if you ever want real meaningful relationships with healthy people that behaviour will absolutely prevent it
recima
that's fair

i'm just hungry for money tbh; saving up for srs is hard without a job
april
ur best bet is getting a job
april
sucks but its the case
recima
haven't been able to get one of those yet
april
looking for works sucks even more than working tbh
recima
nvm i have no morals ima give it a shot
april
i also dont think she has any interest in you in that way
recima
idk she seems to get a lot of joy out of seeing me act like a desperate bottom in need of a top or whatevs
recima
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don't ask me why she called a slug a naked snail idk what goes on in her mind
april
fhdyhethdfghfhergdh
april
naked snail
april
idk this feels weird i dont want to talk behind her back and i think that type of behaviour is gross so i dont really wanna talk abt it
recima
ur chill
recima
im kinda being... not a whore or even a bitch just like
evil or smth idk
recima
i wont talk abt it here anymore
april
its called being a gold digger
>>5919
recima
>>5918
my old client's last three gfs were gold diggers

(his ex and then me and then his ex before me again)
recima
fucking weird shit
april
he sounds like the kind of person that thinks he can use his money to get control over ppl so
recima
yeah
april
i control ppl using my swag
recima
is that a euphemism for business assets
april
no
recima
business assets is what i call my boobs
recima
my mom does not approve
april
i dont have boobs
>>5929
recima
>>5928
yes you do
april
no i dont
recima
april don't lie to me
april
i dont take hrt
recima
oh
recima
why not
april
i dont wanna
recima
wat
recima
do you want boobs?
april
im fine without them
recima
okay
recima
ur still a she her modd oh sorry
april
no im non binary
recima
themmoder
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themometer
april
ya
recima
so cool >~<
april
idk i use any pronouns gender is a spook
recima
i like gender
april
i present more female online cause its a nice change of pace
recima
beevee!
april
beevees nuts
recima
7 a m !
april
10am
recima
aprilll
april
how dare u
recima
sorry....
april
im MARRIED
april
my wife is gonna KILL me
recima
can your wife kill me too
april
she prolly will yeah
recima
woahhh
april
i miss my wife tails
recima
i'm sorry :(
april
its ok i dont actually have a wife or miss her
recima
oh
recima
why not
april
idk relationships r suffocating
recima
yeah
recima
unfortunately u kind of have to be in one if you want to convince someone to smalltalk with you daily and convince them that they should help care for you so you don't accidentally die or whatever
april
the smalltalk is just friendship u only needs friends for that
recima
but if you do kissy faces in the smalltalk then it falls apart
april
idk i tend to flirt with my friends and it goes fine
april
hard to find ppl like that tho
recima
im a very clingy person usually it doesnt work for me
april
ah fair
april
im v detached
april
even when ive dated its just like a best friend i talk to every day
>>5980
recima
>>5979
that's what i do but also while sometimes ummm
recima
uhhh
recima
boob shenanegins
april
ya sex
recima
sex is bad
april
its alright
recima
no
april
thats just ur opinion
recima
yeah....
april
and its WRONG
recima
it might be
recima
i've never really had sex
recima
and i probably won't end up having it for.... well idk tbh
recima
i'm just hoping that someone can be assertive enough and take advantage of me so i don't need to make the decision about anything
april
thats not healthy
recima
yeah...
recima
but it would be nice
recima
it would mean i wouldn't have to think anymore
and i could just properly leech off of someone else the way i want to
recima
basically me
recima
but im less into surgical alterations and more so getting frequently drugged
april
see thats what i did
april
i just drugged myself a shit ton and now my brain works less good
recima
but how do you sustain yourself
april
welfare
april
i am gonna get a job tho.... eventually......
recima
oh
i need someone to take care of me before i get too messed up so i don't die
april
i used to want someone to take care of me but its just too unreliable
april
either gonna end up a hostage or abandoned and helpless again
april
gotta learn to take care of urself
recima
i dont want to though
april
oh well
recima
i want a wife to call me her little pogchamp and tease me and give me kisses and we'd eat food together and i'd welcome her back home from work and she'd brush my hair and we'd cuddle under a blanket and clean the house together and hold hands and talk about her social life and i can vicariously live through it and then she can take me to a party with her friends and she can show me off as her little bitch and then she'd let her friends use my body however they wanted and then when they were done my owner would take me home and either use me herself some more or treat me and make sure that i'm doing okay after all of her friends' use
april
thats quite the fantasy
recima
yeah i'm pretty pathetic
april
nah i mean i sorta relate theres lots of appealing bits but itd be something really hard to get most people that are willing to take care of helpless people are insidious in their intentions and probably abusive and u usually get those sort of things between functioning ppl at least with a healthy outcome
recima
i want to be with someone irl and then they say that we're going to have sex and i say okay and then we go into the bedroom together and get undressed and then i grab their hand and use it to slap me across the face and then we get dressed again and i say "thank you foe the sex" and then we go do separate things for the rest of the day until we start cooking dinner together
april
what do u cook for dinner
recima
raw tortillas
april
not vry nutritious
recima
i'll replace the image when the timer's done
recima
ignore that small experiment
recima
ehhh
recima
oh that reminds me
recima
i was planning to take a picture of myself and then surround if with bury pink and other characters and post it on s4s and say that im glad to have friends or smth dumb like that
april
thats a good idea
april
oh not that part
april
real
april
is that a mahjong piece
recima
yea
recima
wikipedia has a page with detailed pngs like this for every piece including subvariants
april
idk anything about mahjognngisdfjkf
recima
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i know how many pieces there are but that's about it
april
i watched an anime abt it once
april
the dude like bet his own blood
recima
i would let somebody drink my blood
recima
but also i kind of already drink my own blood
april
no it was like they were both hooked up into a machine and instead of using moeny they used blood and if u lose u lose enough blood to die
recima
that's like that one guy who did a dark souls run where he lost blood every time he died and then he died
april
that cant be real
recima
i looked if up and couldn't find anything, so i may have just been misremembering
april
wait u didnt just say that as a joke
recima
it may have just been some joke someone else made on reddit
or like a joke post idk
april
lmao
recima
april ummm
recima
did you know that ummm
if you have boobs and ummm
lean over the arm of your chair to grab your laptop off the floor if your body presses down on your boobs and squishes them against the arm of your chair that it hurts a lot
april
makes sense ya
recima
ummm
recima
have you ever touched a boob
april
ya
recima
woah
recima
umm
recima
i am proud of you sweetie
april
its nothing special
recima
yes it is
recima
ift
recima
it means that you're socially competent enough to get someone to trust you to touch their boob
april
id say i am
recima
so cool >~<
april
i actually used to be way more social esp back in highschool
recima
i was less social in highschool
recima
i don't like boys they're rude
april
ya guys suck
april
im a proud misandrist
recima
i'm neutrally boyphobic
april
im not rly misandrist but i generally get along with women more than men
recima
april am i a woman
april
ya
recima
oh
april
altho ur young
april
more like a young lady
recima
>~<
recima
yeah
recima
?
recima
oh ís it ??? again?
april
ya thats her
recima
hi ???
april
do some of these commands like need extra thingies to work or
recima
uhh
recima
u remember that txt file
april
ya im looking at it
april
idk what the like
recima
the one i wrote?
april
syntax stuff
april
means
april
no the one opworm posted
recima
re
recima
read the one i wrote its better
april
like wtf does any of (, mean
>>6101
april
im too stupid
recima
uhhh
its i think t

1-2 or 1-3 digits possibly including a period possibly with a marker for seconds or milliseconds
recima
its regex and a total fucking pain in the ass
recima
what comm u testing btw half are broken
april
gooey
april
oh
recima
lemme grab my pc again lol i'll give u better notes
april
dont hurt ur boobs
april
oh rip
recima
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uhhh
recima
this is my one of my favorites but it still is kinda unideal
recima
doesn't accept hex codes
recima
i wish that i could be held
april
april
woah
april
recima
recima
ohhhhhhhh
recima
wasn't expecting that to work with bg
april
recima
april
fire
recima
andddddd i messed up
recima
april ummm
recima
have you ever kissed a boob
april
yeah
recima
woah
recima
so cool >~<
april
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meteor goes so far if u stretch ur browser across two screens
recima
#fireworks
recima
metoer and confet both have wha ti call the "firworkds" problem where it stretches the bottom of the screen and damn its hard to type like this lol
>>6150
april
wait do it to me what does confetti look like when ur typing skdjhskdfjghdkfghkdfjghdkj
>>6152
april
oh man
recima
hey can you "fold" me? righghghhtttt nowwwwwwwwww plssssssssssssssssss plessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>6155
recima
WOA
april
holy moly
recima
yeah omg
april
that was huge
april
type type type type tpye type type type
>>6162
recima
awww
recima
smallfold
april
the confetti comes all the way down here lmao
recima
i wonder.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
april
whered u go
recima
#foldeed
april
#folded
recima
recima
oh yea
recima
recima
u can delete posts with that too
recima
april
interesting
april
recima
what do these say
april
what do what say

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