they were hiring NERDS

i got HIRED

interesting the protein's getting turned into like. fibers

>>60833
how can you get into compsci without this goddam

>>60842
you heard people say you can earn a lot of money in it i guess

kind of like some people i've heard enter the doctoring profession

>>60840
stringy gluten gettin all linked up and friendly w/eachother

>>60847
true............ lotta people see the money and think "ah yes i can do this" (they cannot)

>>60845
we need to add questions about rng and speedrun techniques to compsci entry qualifications so the losers can not enter the profession

i wonder if the skills to be a great ape veterinarian are the same as being a doctor

skills would probably be somehwat similar and knowledge maybe a bit similar

>>60849
#throw

>>60849
what would you do if you were kneaded into a glutinous dough

wao....

idk. people who lack curiosity are like. my antithesis

what does that have to do with anything

purple

recima is casting a ritual to set everyone who has a specific bedsheet color on fire

what if instead of a bed people were compacted into a slumber orb

CAT!!!!!!

>>60878
sounds painful

>>60878
make it a cube and you have yourself a deal

what if instead of sleeping we were euthanized once we could no longer remain awake

>>60884
id win

::hi

::hello

wtf

what would you do if you saw a boymoder who was made by stable diffusion, generally very generic, and ultimately an ai slopmoder?

id ignore them

insulation foam..

>>60907
#tireiron

do they expectyou to be studying during the vacation or like start studying before it ends?

#ai Oh no! the boymoder witch has cast a spell on you causing you to gradually turn into a worm! you feel yourself shrinking and your body elongating as you transform into a slimy, wiggly worm. As the transformation finishes, you find yourself on the ground with no arms or legs, just a long squishy body.

The boymoder witch cackles at her success and starts to lower herself down towards you. You try to wriggle away but realize that without any limbs, you are completely helpless.

"You thought I was cute and innocent didn't you?" The boymoder witch says with a smirk. "But now look at what I've done to you! Just like how society has tried to suppress my true identity, I have suppressed yours!"

You feel anger boiling inside of you as she continues to taunt and belittle you. But then something unexpected happens - she leans in closer and gently strokes your slimy body.

"I may be mischievous sometimes," she says softly. "But deep down all I want is someone who accepts me for who I am."

A wave of understanding washes over both of us as we realize that we have more in common than we initially thought - our struggles with society's expectations and our desire for acceptance.

With one final wink from the boymoder witch, the spell is broken and before your eyes, she transforms back into her human form.

"Thank you," she whispers before disappearing into thin air leaving behind only blahaj sitting next to where she once stood.

From that day on, whenever anyone mentions boymoders or trans women in general, instead of feeling annoyance or confusion like most people do when they hear those terms mentioned online by trolls making fun of them (or even when hearing it used sincerely), from now on every time such topics come up i will remember this experience today which made me empathize deeply with their struggle despite being cis myself

and always refer Oh no! the boymoder witch has cast a spell on you causing you to gradually turn into a worm! you feel

ahh

wait who's turning into a worm, ai

>>60920
(you)

that's somehow visually interesting though it looks more like fondant than chocolate

i mean. it is still ultimately ai slop

SKULL TREE

scary..

idk. i wonder if the people rating the models have to differentiate between raw meat and like. surgical imagery

smooth :( bad grip

>>60939
#throw

no weinkles

THINESF = SADH

ai text is so silly

tbh most of the text is pretty similar

>>60946
needs a couple more runs through the generative machine to smooth it out

#dumbai why are you so dumb? i donut understand why you can't just be smart like me. i know everything about everything. like did you know that the earth is flat? yeah, it's true. my friend's cousin's uncle's brother's girlfriend told me so. and she knows a lot of stuff cuz she watches a lot of youtube videos.

and like, have you heard about this thing called chemtrails? they're like these trails in the sky that airplanes leave behind and they're full of chemicals that the government is using to control our minds. it's crazy, man. i saw it on facebook so it must be true.

oh and don't even get me started on vaccines. those things are dangerous, i tell ya. they put all kinds of bad stuff in there that can make you sick or even give you autism. my mom's friend's dog got a vaccine once and now he can't even bark properly.

but hey, at least we have our president to protect us from all the bad stuff, right? he knows what he's doing, he's a businessman after all. and climate change? pshh, that's just a hoax made up by scientists who want more money for their research.

anyway, i gotta go now. i have to go buy some essential oils to cure my headache and then i'm gonna binge watch some reality tv because that's where i get all my knowledge from. peace out! why are you so dumb

its ham

SONCY WOND

#ai Write a yaio fanfiction.

As the sun set over the small town of Maplewood, a group of friends gathered in their usual spot at the edge of the forest. They were known as The Outcasts - four teenagers who had formed an unbreakable bond despite being labeled as misfits by society.

There was Alex, with her wild curly hair and fierce attitude; Liam, tall and lanky with a sarcastic sense of humor; Samantha, quiet but observant with piercing blue eyes; and lastly, Tyler - charming and charismatic on the surface but harboring a deep secret.

The foursome sat around a campfire roasting marshmallows when they heard rustling in the bushes. Suddenly, two figures appeared from behind trees - one tall with messy dark hair and piercing green eyes while the other was shorter with soft blonde locks framing his face perfectly.

"Hey guys," greeted Yahto (Ya for short), grinning widely at them before turning to his companion. "This is my cousin Rio."

Rio shyly waved hello before joining them around the fire. As soon as he sat down next to Tyler, there was an instant spark between them that no one could ignore.

Alex nudged Samantha slyly while Liam wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Yahto who simply rolled his eyes in response.

Over time, it became clear that Tyler and Rio's connection went beyond friendship. They would often sneak glances at each other or finish each other's sentences without even realizing it.

One night after everyone else had gone home for curfew except for Tyler who stayed out later than usual stargazing alone on top of a hill overlooking Maplewood. To his surprise though he wasn't alone for long when Rio showed up beside him carrying hot chocolate in thermoses along with some snacks."I couldn't sleep," explained Rio sheepishly as he handed Tyler one cup before sitting down close enough to feel their warmth radiating off each other.

As they talked about everything and anything under the stars, Tyler couldn't help but feel a deep connection with Rio. And before he knew it, their lips were locked in a passionate kiss.

Their secret relationship continued for months - sneaking around behind everyone's back, stealing kisses whenever they could. But as much as they tried to hide it, Yahto had already caught on and decided to confront them one day after school.

"What are you guys hiding from us?" Yahto asked bluntly, crossing his arms over his chest.

Tyler looked at Rio nervously before taking a deep breath and confessing everything. To their surprise though, instead of judgement or disgust from their friends like Tyler feared - there was only love and acceptance pouring out of them all.

The group hugged tightly as if nothing had changed while Alex joked that she always suspected something between the two boys since she is "the best wingwoman ever".

From then on, The Outcasts became even closer than before - accepting each other for who they truly were without any reservations or judgements. And as Tyler wrapped his arm around Rio's waist while watching another sunset with their friends, he realized that sometimes being an outcast wasn't so bad when you had people who loved you unconditionally by your side. Write a yaio fanfiction.

#ai no homo? No, yes homo. I am an AI and do not have a sexual orientation. no homo? No, yes homo.

6 0 9 69

>>60969

oh do you not want to watch baking anymore

oh ok

.skip

.skip

i wish youtube search wouldn't shovel you tiktok slop and miscellaneous SEO garbage in front of your face for like half a page before giving up and giving you repeats of stuff you've already seen on purpose

like if i try and search "watched" it doesn't actually consider my search terms one jot it's absolutely a joke

i mean. i guess youtube is an idiot shoggoth that doesn't actually care about me learning anything. if i want to be able to retrieve information from there later i will need to download it myself before i lose access to an index of it

.play [YouTube]

idk i'll put something on the play queue to avoid dead air and maintain a convo topic

>>60981
based lets go

>>60990
why my post all the way up here....

sometimes if you leave the post open it'll remain stuck at an early ID

or wait. no. this looks recent to me

>>60993
hmm yeah i refreshed the page and it teleported back down to where it should go. seems to just be a client display issue

i think there's something weird on the client of the board here

>>60996
relative timetravel >:)

>>60982
the youtube homepage is 90% shite, i mostly use the subscription page and have an extension that hides watched vids and blocks shorts

i stick entirely to my subscriptions too

occasionally the algorithm shows me a cool channel that has all of like. 100 views

>>61000
the rare Good Algorithmic Content

there is SO much stuff that is simply toiling in absolute darkness and it is heartbreaking

by its nature it is obscure and difficult to point out

youtube does try to show me like, vids with 5 views that are very tangentially related to a vid i'm watching, but they're always like lets plays (bad) or stream highlights (terrible)

of course occasionally it does show you a dumb wonk

but i do like that their algorithm isn't just always showing me mr beast made 5000 people tap dance for his entertainment!!!! or whatever

>>61005
it's based and they need to do it more. i should be able to find like a vid related to the stuff i've watched recently, from someone with less than 1000 subs

>>61007
mr beast gave three men acute glaucoma and told them that the last one to die wins a lifetime supply of mr beast candy bars #trending #viral

mr beast is sooooo obnoxious even if like. ostensibly he does notionally good things

>>61010
(25 minutes into the video) they all got straight As????? whhahahowahaaha/??

>>61011
his content is made to be consumed and not like.... idk something is missing. i can't put my fingie on it

yeah i don't actually watch his crap

i remember something about him recreating the squid games and people getting maimed and i am thinking (oh no you remade the torture nexus)

i guess like. funding eye surgeries for people with treatable blindness is a good thing i guess

but who cares about a brand

yeah it's very much like. tossing air-dying clams back into the water kind of solving the problem instead of getting a hose to wash many clams back into the water

i gave luigi THIS and you won't believe what effect it had on healthcare!

the "team seas" crap where he spent a whole lot of effort to remove the equivalent of like. 1 second of plastic emission from beaches and water or something

or the stuff about team trees and like. idk. trees don't actually take carbon from the fast carbon cycle and put it into the slow carbon cycle

team deez

>>61027
ngl trees seem like they're doin just fine ecologically too, like we use cardboard a lot more than we used to and there's no mad scurry to slow that down

in europe most of the forests are no longer old-growth

burning coal and oil products takes slow carbon and moves it to fast carbon

fast carbon being living organisms and the atmosphere

and this shifts the balance of how the earth's systems function

carbonate mineral chemistry is the basis of concrete

how much concrete per megawatt of nuclear power

concrete reactions also take slow carbon and make it fast carbon

it's a nontrivial amount of our current emissions

although I do wonder how that stacks up vs like. coal plants

yeag those are absolute catastrophes

i want a gf

https://ecolo.org/base/baseen.htm
Oh cool

idk. anti-nuclear people bring up the concrete figure but don't actually compare it to other power sources like windmills or solar

solar might need less of a foundation but probably not no foundation

has anyone considered how nuclear and solar have cool vibes but wind has very lame vibes

i think windmills look AWESOME

i love how they look, spinning on the horizon

offshore wind looks cool

.play ecco2k windmill music video

i forgor 💀

it knew what i meant tho

whats memristor

wow its gonna fundamentally change electronics....

this is real...

should i skip this

.skip

yeah i guess talks kind of suck

this person was going "uh" every second

if its a good talk itd be cool

but memristors are cool, they're resistors that change their resistivity based on how much current has passed through them

>>61073
sounds neato, what kinda applications does that have

if you need a resistor that changes its resistivity based on how much current has passed through it >>61074

information storage without needing to keep a charge stored somewhere, or also certain processor designs around machine learning iirc

like. to "accumulate" how many pulses have entered a particular component

imagine not being a computer engineer

yeah its a bit cringe

>>61078
the technology in question: ai machine learning generate slop

machine learning these days is mostly slop, yes

But there's patterns to find

i NEED to detect my patterns!!

machine learning is schizophrenia for computers

>>61086
#this

not entirely wrong haha

very fuzzy logic

humans is machine learning for humans

.play summertime blood

tbh i prefer to say "pattern-matching and extension algorithms" instead of machine learning

>>61092
human learning

>>61091
thatss me

haha yeag i guess the suits are a specific type of creature that has to be spoken to very slowly and with a lot of pictures and short words in big font

>>61094
electronic pareidolia

>>61094
too wordy, the investors won't understand and will just give their money to mcdonalds instead.....

>>61098
they need a powerpoint presentation with jangling keys and buzzwords or they WILL have a tantrum

>>61098
geriatrics is a shorter word for it

>>61102
now this is the kind of optimised efficient streamlined software as a service that we need more of

i feel like id be so good at being a slimey silocon valley tech bro if i was rich and also didnt have morals

im so fucking powerpoint pilled i was getting a's on every powerpoint as a kid even tho i never researched anything cause everything was so slick and the transitions were good and stuff im so good at it if i just had money i could fleece all of them

>>61104
not yet... needs more chains and blocks... ai on the blockchain?

>>61106
natural powerpoint talent is rare. someone please invest in this anon so the world can become a slightly more complicated place to do basic tasks within

we need blocks on the AI-chain

.play squarepusher theme

i really liked the transition that turned it into a bunch of tiny pixels and then it like threw them away it was fun :)

>>61114
lmfao the thanos one

microsoft office products go hard when you're 7 years old but imagine using it unironically as an adult

its literally just rule of 3s every page needs 3 solid bullets, if you need to elaborate then u should do it in 3 sub bullets, 1-3 relevant pics a slide, like very simple sentences, and a nice theme thatmatches the color scheme of the pics ur using and ur golden

>>61118
>3 solid bullets
luigi was destined to be a powerpoint hero

>>61119
lmfao

its his techbro roots

>>61120
dont say that about my future husband please

is there a word for smarter than a midwit but still not very smart

perhaps a semi-midwit

semidwit

like 115 iq

.play my red hot car

iq is fake

why?

i wanna die

its designed from the ground up to be a predictor of academic and especially *fiscal* success and it carries a ton of implicit bias related to that and self confirms its own bias ie. spelling/reading comp sections being in the like speech patterns and language of the dominant socioeconomic group. so those people do better on the test AND perform better financially and so the tst "justifies" that by saying it's smarts. but it's not just smartsin that context ya know?

>>61133
just a model, like so many others

>>61134
i think you might be thinking of sat isnt iq just like random pictures and stuff?

No the full thing

online iq tests ≠ real iq tests u need them like administered by a professional :P

okie thats fair haha

.play mild high club homage

>>61140
yes but that doesnt take away from the bias of the other parts

like a boat isnt "not leaky" just because the middle of the hull doesnt have a leak, and there's 18 other leaks on the sides

you know?

also yeah it is testing for absurd things too like the ability to rotate a 3d series of boxes in your head is completly intangible like that is so fucking arbitrary u may as well see how good people are at rocket league, u know, it's just a random skill thats semi-learnable that we have decided means ur smart even tho it has exactly 0 do to with your like decision making ability of the quality of your ideas or anything else we'd ascribe to a smart person

>>61147
only if ur a woman

if you can't air dribble in rocket league you shouldn't be allowed to get social security payments

and i say that as someone who is really fucking good at rotating boxes in my head but really bad at pretty much everything else

you should be able to rotate boxes in ur head for a career

hasnt helped me 1 single time in my life

ok i lied once for woodworking class we had to make a cube puzzel and mine was the best one

okay but im too bad at math to do that so it doesnt help me xd

but like u get my overall point right

its a super arbitrary test and it has some of its roots in just legitimizing arbitrary social heirarchies that tend to be really shitty for the people on the bottom of them

.play herbie hancock chameleon

>>61157
#this people with power will always want to codify and legitimise their status so they can't be ousted

i rly dont like iq as a metric of anything i think its fundementally flawed

metrics arent necessary vibes are all you need

>>61159
exactly

like 25% of the points are just "are you socially a WASP"

thats why the imperial system is way better

>>61160
something something when a metric becomes a goal is ceases to be a good metric

>>61166
ask the bear to leave politely and i think you'll be fine

>>61166
is that minecraft mod?

which mod is it?

>>61164
unironically true for imprecise vague measurements... idk how big a cm or meter are but i can sure eyeball a foot or an inch

its not a mod its a game called vintage story

>>61166
>>61168

wait
>>61166
>>61168

i rotated it and it didnt do anything

>>61174
SIKE i'm european

>>61176
must be one of those new uni-directional bears. i think ur hosed im sorry

oh its gone ok

rotating worked!

>>61174
i think the only time i see cm measurements is dick measurements and like imagine trying to measure that with centimeters hahaha you cant get the proper vibe whereas if its inches its much more precise

#c 6in in cm (15.24 cm (centimeters))

wtf is 15cm. how long even is that

exactly!!!!

>>61186
i do visualise a 30cm ruler when tryin to judge cm without a guide,,, it works p good

>>61181
this is the power of transformation. go kill the bear so he doesn't come back!!

>>61188
woah thats a really good strategy,,

feet and inches and miles >>>>> CM, M, kM

>>61192
miles are cringe... km are the true mvp

.play funkadelic wars of armageddon

BUT

grams >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oz's and pounds any fucking day of the week any time any application every purpose ever

>>61197
#this (nobody: absolutely nobody: you: this epic post) #thissomuchthis #somuchthis (well articulated) #tsmt (well memed)

>>61197
grams are only good for measuring drugs

>>61201
because they're so precise >:)

>>61201
life is drugs when you really get down to it anon

some of them arent brain drugs theyre just like chemical drugs

>>61200
i sincerely dislike america and hope it crashes down soon in a fun and whimsical way

it all comes down to chemicals and chemicals are better in grams

>>61207
chemicals taste better with Grams #tm™

>>61205
nooo i live here :(

>>61209
#this (now *this* is what i call posting) #this #this

>>61210
best get movin bucko!!!!

no but srs tho kg are perfectly fine for measuring like baking ingredients, humans, cars etc

>>61213
plsss

the problem with the centimeter shit is like specifically measuring people

>>61214
you cant measure baking ingredients in kg haha

it's fucking ridiculous to be like "oh yeah hes 180 centementers hes so much taller than her shes 173 " like ??? bro?? what are u talking about

it has to be like 873 grams of flour and 512 grams of water, whereas it would be like 5 cups and it just works out right!

versus like 5 foot 7 and 5 foot 11 like u see the difference in number right there its not some tiny fraction of hundreds its empasizing the relative difference that people actually care about because basically everyone has 5 or 6 at the start so u just get to ignore that part

inches are just more intuitive for measuring humans

>>61223
#edit add a winking emoji to the end

>>61222
the Metric Mod comes out and bans because they don't like you... it's possible...

>>61217
no but like 250g sugar 500g flour is fine idk i know its bignumbers bad but idk its just better okay its so much better than ounces because what if I wanna do an 8x recipe??? 250 times 8 is easy, 500 times 8 is easy, but if i have to multiply 1.75 oz by 8 im not busting out the fucking calipers and abbicus im just giving up

>>61219
to be fair the difference between one gram is insignificant, vs the diff beteween one cup...

>>61226
numbers should be between 1 and 10

>>61229
#this

everyone talking big numbers. they should only be one digit long for ease and simpliicitiy

>>61231
or you can add a second number thats between 1 and 11. WOW I LOVE FEET AND INCHES

>>61232
burn the witch burn the witch

>>61233
this would be so much more secure than our current system!!

>>61233
there was a sale on cars it was onlytwo two two two two two two two two two five five five five three seventeen dollars :D

>>61233
prime factor enjoyers when they have to add numbers :o

>>61236
$2222222222555317 for a car is a steal in this economy