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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613961
🤓🤓
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my special interests are just so obscure that I have to write about them with complete introductions for even other ASD/+hyperfixated ADHD peeps
anon
>sneak up behind randal
>put on big nerd glasses
>>613966
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613965
#halt
anon
its not erp its a murder fan–
>>613970
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Erp somewhere else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613967
#halt
anon
asy..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine obsessing over cringe trains when you can be a chad tank autist
>>613976
anon
>>613973
>omg what if we take the wheels and we put them in a protective track so they dont contact the ground and get caught im gonna call this totally new invention a tank
>>613978
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613976
Can a train ride through 5 cm of sludge and shoot things? Lol
>>613980
anon
>>613978
yes if you put tracks thru the sludge and a gun on the train
>>613982
anon
tanks are just trains with self contained tracks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613980
That's a tank lol
anon
You know the tom and jerry cartoons where they pick up the track as the train goes and hurredly throw it on the ground in front of them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>cartoons
>totally legit example
Lol okay
anon
Thats what a tank is
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gosh
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I need to make a macro or wincompose shortcut for
anon
Tank is just a looney toons version of a train.
>>613992
0.7924% not booger!boymodewng
>>613985
ROTFLSHTIHMHOTWVHTTWGCATHSSAMMRIMRTIWDBIWSL

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midline vertically centered ellipsis, my favorite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613989
So? Lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just say you're mad your hyperfixation is cringe and move on
>>613994
anon
>>613993
your hyperfixation is my hyperfixation moonlighting as a soldier on the weekends
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol okay, speak english next time you open your mouth
>>613999
anon
This is like ch*mistry majors hating physics
>>614000
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⋯ ⋯ ⋯ my favorite
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oops it doesn't work here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>613996
Both are cringe
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test ⋯
0.7925% not booger!boymodewng
i don't like tanks
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aw
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midline ellipsis here don't work sad
>>614010
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I love midline Chicago style guide ellipsis
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oh!
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it works for you? I'm not getting it on my end
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose :3
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omg heyaaa
<3 :3
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I might try shiny hunting
anon
Castration improves life expectancy consistently and measurably because god loves castrati and wants you to castrate yourself.
>>614019
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614017
I fyou say that you must be castrated yourself, lol
>>614021
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o-o
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay mr no balls
>>614024
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if I had the medical system to support it I'd get an orchi sigh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614024
*mx. no balls
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Anyways call me when your trains become as cool as an average experomental tank
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys bad news
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i FORGOT TO UPLOAD NEW ROSEBOT SONG :(
>>614032
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its over for me, im finished
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I'm excited to see ur new stuff I haven't yets n what u go for next after u get feeling free of the work related to album ur gon be releasing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614029
>unironically defending castration
Waow
>>614035
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614035
Sorry I like my balls intack, mx. no balss
anon
>all my time and energy must go to coooooming
you know why eunuchs have an outsized role in history, because life isnt a game of SEX to us
>>614040
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o -o
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614038
>implying I spend all my free time jerking off
Seethe
>>614045
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well yea
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that's a weird af way to put that though
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and also
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that's rly weird
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614045
Yeah, to the fact I'm a complete human being unike a certain somebody
>>614051
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I recommend both orchi and sex
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sex produces support n some of the things we need to feel our best and function w/o the weight of some stuff, as in (I'm so tired and bad at articulating, being up for 24+ hrs) it's natural motivating and antidepressant/pain relieving functions for us
while orchi also stops the whole other stuff
anon
>>614048
why doesnt the last one have a nazi armband
anon
>>614052
dont give me that body is sacred stuff if you got apendicitis youd get it out in a flash and be like "thank god that defective useless organ is gone" even though it has more use than your g*nads
>>614054
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my ex had orchi, I rly wanted one but sigh I
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also,
>comparing apendics to penis
>>614058
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dunno if I could get the medical care
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I remember seeing videos of people online performing castration/orchiectomies on themselves with o-ring stretchers
horrifying but made me begin questioning leaving bodies unmodified some more
>>614063
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614058
Look, I have no idea why you decided to take my joke about castration as a personal offense but I'm not talking about this a second more
>>614061
anon
>>614060
oh come on its all in good fun
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, fuck off
>>614066
anon
>>614059
its a really simple procedure idk why they charge so mucj for it, theres a reason vets will do it for $40
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it is
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its because they can profiteer in this case due to the target market for it being small, generally, so they use it to gouge
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its the same sort of dynamic we get with orphan disease drugs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Might as well support fgm too if you're gonna say all that shit
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also, mainly US medical system
anon
nobody argues for fun anymore
anon
ugh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>fun
>castration
Keep your 120 days of sodom fantasies to yourself
>>614076
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I'm just vibin
anon
>>614074
you understand youre in a chatroom that is nearly exclusively populated with chemical castrati right
>>614079
anon
when i argue nobody has any fun.
anon
>>614079
*spins in a circle pointing*
0.7927% not booger!boymodewng
>>614079
1 2 3 4 5?
0.7928% not booger!boymodewng
that was literally easy randal what are you talking about
>>614085
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lol wut
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ohhh
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I thought u meant
anon
trans ppl are chemical castrati
0.7929% not booger!boymodewng
>>614085
i literally did not read the message you were replying too i was just memeing
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chemical castration as in the other way they do it
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not E
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also
anon
arent gay people wonderful?
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E doesn't actually, often, kill your ability to be able to produce sperm n such a
anon
They do chemical castration with bicalutamide etc. which is also what trans ppl take
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just believe that any kind of surgical intervention into the human body NOT done to prevent something life threatening should noy be glorified
>>614102>>614104
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but yeah if ur on other stuff for a long time, basically, but if u get off of it then many people have been shown to get it back
anon
>>614096
i thought i was having a fun shitpost argument aabout castration but it turns out randal is not amused
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(as I did, personally)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That is all
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I should probably like
anon
>>614095
okay so you are saying we should not turn into the cenobites? because that does worry me. when technology renders all pain optional and death a thing of the past, where will we end?
>>614107
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freeze a sample for medical reasons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614102
I don't care about it
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also Randal is a type of trans person
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gender dysphoria IS a type of issue that requires surgery
>>614113
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by definition
anon
>>614111
like be realistic who did you think i was referring to when i said castration do u think there's a context outside of transness i would argue for in a place with
>>614117
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Read a book
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I mean
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not necessarily
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what's grs again I've been up way too long
>>614122
anti twink aktion
i ♥️ being a castrated faggot and i ♥️ altering my body for bad reasons
>>614121>>614127
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614118
Gender reassigment surgery
anon
balls off is balls off regardless of what you do after or why
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ah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bottom surgery top surgery all that
>>614130
0.7930% not booger!boymodewng
#ksay twink anon i love you
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I hope to get orchi when I can :c
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if I leave the US for good or the equivalent, I hope I can make it to somewhere w options for more affordable care getting orchi
anon
castrative*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614130
You don't distinguish castration and gender ressignment? Okay
>>614135
anon
>>614133
because gender reassignment surgery is castration plus other stuff
>>614137
anon
>>614137
and because its true in the medical context i originally posted
anon
if you turn your balls into a bolas that you use to fight your enemies, can you really be said to have lost them?
anon
it is *medical* castration
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do I really have to spell it out to you?
Castration = removal
GRS = reconstruction
>>614150
anon
You are trying to make like a new category that is castration except in cases where it's part of GCS
>>614149
anti twink aktion
im gonna ask to keep my balls in a jar of formaldehyde
>>614145
anti twink aktion
gonna put them on the fireplace mantle as a showpiece
sæкі
I'd do that too if only tbh
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have u gotten or plan to get orchi or stuff ?
>>614152
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614143
Go hack your balls of if that's your thing, I literally don't care
anon
>>614142
dawg they balls dont stay in the body after GCS
anon
They are removed
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>>614152
mhm
I hope u can get what is comfy for u
I hadn't rly thought Abt srs or the various forms that now exist as I stopped learning Abt it other than orchis like 5-8 yrs ago n all the fearmongerng Abt how awful it "always" ends up (it doesn't)
>>614157
anon
why this much animosity lmao
anon
this is literally all trans shitposting and ue taking it like i wanna do FGM lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because you're a trains fan
anti twink aktion
>>614153
im perpetually kinda homeless so srs is a big ask rn ya know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It all started because of trains discourse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But my point still stands, you're a nerd
anon
GCS/GRS is a form of castration, so is HRT
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but I do want an orchi
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dated a trans girl who had orchi n made me realize how much more comfortable I'd feel w such
anon
i wanna become a train
anon
castration is a medical removal of gonad function from gamete production its not a subjective category that just involves orchiectomy exactly
anon
and get modified and make randal uncomfortable
>>614166
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614165
I wouldn't give two shits about you becoming a machine
anon
All those things are objectively castration
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well if tehy're the same in your eyes why don't you go and try bottom surgery yourslef and tell me how it went
>>614172
anon
>in your eyes
no, thats the objective definition of the word
anon
If one uses technology to recreate your gametes, can that be understood to undo castration?
>>614173>>614174
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can we not argue about the terminology of this specifically, right here, right now
anon
>>614168
because its expensive and i dont have enough saved yet
anon
>>614170
if you could make your own body produce them again yeah
anon
I cant think of anything thatd do that though
anon
>>614174
Oh but we can definitely use genetic engineering to undo that. We could use crispr to alter a set of donor balls. Those donor balls produce sperm, we fractionate it out. Then you can use that to impregnate someone. Or you could go as far as genital recreation in the future. I haven't checked on the progress of 3d tissue printing. Last i checked there was a vasculature generation issue.
>>614179
anon
and like any kind of reversible prodecure is probably better described as supression of gamete production not real castration
anon
So youd need something that fully and permanantly stops it and then something else that restarts it from a baseline of not working at all
anon
crispr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't want balls that aren't mine even if they function
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to be made of my own parts
anti twink aktion
respectable but i wanna be made of metal parts
anon
>crispr
its a lot less powerful than you think, you really need to be growing tissue from scratch for it to be useful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614186
Psychological issues? Never heard of them before?
anon
its too hard to do on fully formed organs/organisms unfortunately
anon
if you can grow balls in a petri dish from a few stem cells u can crispr them, otherwise probably off the table
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well if I were you I wouldn't create man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
anon
>>614186
most of ur body does this anyways the only parts that never turn over are like the calcium of bones
0.7932% not booger!boymodewng
>>614185
they could be a cute ship i agree
>>614199
0.7933% not booger!boymodewng
GUYS victoria 3 literally got an update
anon
even stuff like "ur skin sheds every 48 hours" isnt rly true because each individual molecule in the cell also turns over
0.7934% not booger!boymodewng
you can destroy countries economically way better now pretty hype
>>614204>>614200
anon
Like every living cell is constantly cycling out carbon in most of its structures even like DNA which we usually think of as set in stone/left alone in the cell
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.search crime and punishment Sheena Ringo lyrics
  1. 1.
  2. 2.
  3. 3.
  4. 4.
    椎名林檎
    4:42
  5. 5.
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1
anon
I would not care even slightly if I was obliterated and my exact pattern of atoms were formulated out of nearby matter anywhere in the universe. Existential dread is overrated.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not me, I need my identity was it is
0.7935% not booger!boymodewng
>>614200
i will make quebec the most economically dominant country in the 19th century great britian and france will tremble in fear
>>614207>>614208
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614206
Based
anon
being from a region similarly prone to the French LARP
>>614210
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heya
anon
Hello
anon
I am drinking black coffee for dinner
sæкі
nicu :3 and aww
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I had some iced tea w ice cubes for mine, basically
>>614218
anon
a little coconut thingie
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oooo
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some rly gud glazed donuts from a small bakery shop sounds perfect rn, or coffee roll
>>614231
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think NATO should legalize killing Fr*nch people
0.7936% not booger!boymodewng
>>614208
you will not i will take out treaty ports and then addict everyone to opium
>>614226
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-u-
0.7937% not booger!boymodewng
no one will be left standing execept us
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
World history needs more opium wars
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g u h
0.7938% not booger!boymodewng
>>614226
im gonna fuck up america so bad
0.7939% not booger!boymodewng
i'm going to make mexico win the mexico american war
0.7940% not booger!boymodewng
out of pettiness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614231
MOOOOOOODS
anon
I didn't say SHIT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YES YOU DID
anon
That was an innocuous statement
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horni statement
anon
I would say this to anybody
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Twink I was gonna
anon
im just curious where randal thought the balls went in GCS
>>614243
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see what games me rose n other peeps have we could play together if u have any video games u would hab fun playing w
>>614254>>614246
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614241
The same place where pee is stored
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also
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I can share the document I was working on n will edit n write in more later if I can get an email to share it to (the platform sends an email to u to deal w securely)
anon
I have a few that I like
anon
u could probably do gcs and preserve the balls
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're proving my point, congrats
anon
Im pretty sure nobody on earth has done that so its a pretty academic point
0.7941% not booger!boymodewng
cook ur balls
0.7942% not booger!boymodewng
simple as
anon
as of right now the only gcs that exists is castrative :p
anon
>>614242
I'm a big board game fan, stuff like jackbox sounds fun. I also like factorio and stuff. TF2. Maybe like... idk ck3 too
>>614263
anon
im just thinkin like its possible you could just like alter the inaugral canals or whatever those are called and tuck then up in there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The more you talk about the more I am convinced you fantasies about it, simple as
>>614257
anon
im just not squeamish about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neither am I, I just think its' immoral
anon
gcs is immoral?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Missed the point again
anon
yeah thats why i asking a question
>>614265
anon
because the point i think youve made is silly and i want to make sure thats what you mean :|
anon
>>614265
gcs is always castration in its current form
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatever man, keep projecting
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please just stop
anon
i, what?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I stopped, they're the one who keeps bring it up
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yeah Ik dw Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614263
Jackbox is literally the greatest thing ever since Gartic phone and Scribbl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I had so many fun evenings playing them with friends
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*notices your bulge*
0.7945% not booger!boymodewng
>>614280
you say this but never actually do anything
>>614286
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I slept for 12 hours today
>>614283
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also, I passed thesis defense today as well
>>614288
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614283
Yeah, I dreamt snow fell
anon
And by that I mean, I will track you down. I will take you out to a concert. We will have fun.
>>614294
0.7947% not booger!boymodewng
>>614284
wait so you'
0.7948% not booger!boymodewng
re a doctor now???? that's so cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, just a bachelor for now
0.7949% not booger!boymodewng
ohhhh i see you had a bachelors thesis but that's still cool congratts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeahhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I suffered for 4 long years I deserve a rest
anon
>>614294
Then I will wrap my arm around your waist and pull you in for a deep kiss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Steamy Glegle
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awww
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very cute pic ty for letting me know this one
anon
I want to make you blush like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been obsessed wtih that "How to pronounce glegle" vid
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awrooo
anon
glegle is what i imagine it sounds like when an illithid tries to speak with their mouth
anon
Are you going to make me a plate?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i am uploading new rosebot song, sorry for forgetting to do so a few days ago
>>614312
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
everyone please say "it is ok rose we forgive you for being late"
>>614314
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614313
It's fine, take your time
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i wanna be consistent :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No don't HAVE to be tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah but it feels nice to say i am
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is, I can relate to that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
plus my hope is that if i am consistent eventually something i do will catch a spark and then get popular and then ppl can look at my extensive backlog and go "wow more stuff to enjoy!"
>>614322
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<3
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proud of u n wishing u the best with its always too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614319
Personally I'm always excited for a new releasea
>>614325
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So I'll wait warmly
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk how long itll take for streaming services to process tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We'll just have to see
0.7952% not booger!boymodewng
do you like the sea randal
0.7953% not booger!boymodewng
or are you more of an ocean fan
0.7954% not booger!boymodewng
or lakes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I live anything that lives in them
0.7955% not booger!boymodewng
the sea ocean or lake
>>614334
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614332
All the feesh
0.7956% not booger!boymodewng
feeeeeshies
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Live laugh Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And a happy new Ranfren
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>614338
Goes hard
yngven
found it on twitter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I respect american boomers and thheir obsession with gangsta looney tunes
>>614344
yngven
>>614343
you shouldn't respect american boomers
yngven
gangsta looney tunes does go hard tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only respect the hustle
yngven
fair nuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never call Oingo Boingo by their actual name, I just call them Ongo Bongo
0.7957% not booger!boymodewng
>>614341
but this isn't a picture of an ass
>>614355
0.7958% not booger!boymodewng
very cool photo tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Women with small breasts and wide hips save me
>>614357
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>614350
i'll show u an ass pic real quick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I creamed myself
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>`>
0.7959% not booger!boymodewng
> I managed a team of 15 people in a hectic fast paced and stressful environment, and my poor employees had to deal with "Pepsi Rootbeer" dabbing while telling them they aren't hiting their production numbers.

this is the funniest thing i've read today
0.7960% not booger!boymodewng
>>614362
hiiiiiiiiii
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We do a little trolling

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