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0.8000% not booger!boymodewng
i'm not good at this
>>615193
gloober
you’re very good at this
gloober
I’m *not*going to be keeping this wife of mine with the hussies out there
gloober
but I’m proud to lose to the better worm
gloober
that would be nice twinky
gloober
u missed the secret text it’s over
anon
I did....
gloober
I’m not horny enough to masturbate but I still feel it a little perhaps
gloober
restless
anon
Do you need my help then....
gloober
yes pls 🥺
gloober
would love to touch someone right now and maybe go for a walk or smth
gloober
she’s a very impressive wife- when I’m in debate shows I say ‘my wife is a twinknon’
gloober
would you still love me if I talked like Ben Shapiro all the time? 🥺
>>615210
gloober
I tend to be all wound up after a big day and stay up too late
Aleixi
>>615206
I need to get up at 2:30 am
gloober
oh nice gr8 job alei
0.8001% not booger!boymodewng
>>615210
YES
0.8002% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8003% not booger!boymodewng
YES
gloober
:3
0.8004% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8005% not booger!boymodewng
YES
0.8006% not booger!boymodewng
ahem
0.8007% not booger!boymodewng
i mean ban this man
>>615222
anon
bloober....
gloober
:33
anon
>>615219
The moderation team seeks my demise, they pray on my destruction.
gloober
twinknon right shrimp on left or maybe sadchan
gloober
tea is the one at the book shelf I think
gloober
how long?
gloober
8 hour shift?
fentmom
.play
fentmom
marisa .
fentmom
bandido de pais latino
fentmom
wtf
fentmom
bailando bailando
fentmom
amigos adios
fentmom
gloober i am like sincerely fixated with this singer and her songs and for a while i wasnt able to parse why
gloober
ooooh
Aleixi
I'm silly????
fentmom
i think a lot of it is to do with the fact she's visibly older, slightly gawkier, and not as conventionally "pretty" as her backup dancers
>>615255
anon
>>615247
yes, you said how are you always horny, I said mental disorder
>>615252
gloober
I wonder if it’s the joy and escape in this one?
fentmom
but regardless she moves and sings and smiles so freely
>>615257
Aleixi
fair
fentmom
for that she is possibly the most beautiful human being in the world to me
>>615257
fentmom
as i grow older i find myself yearning for people who are expressive and openly emotional and act like they dont give a fuck
gloober
I hope in us too fent
gloober
if you look at the really elderly it seems like apathy or pain or tiredness wins.. sigh
gloober
but love is the goal, and being there for a moment in the end is not winning
gloober
like a wild dog getting scraps after the lion has feasted
fentmom
as we grow very old i think what keeps us full of life (if not necessarily youthful) is maintaining ties with community and family
fentmom
i went to this lesbian coffeeshop lately and the owner must have been about 75 but yapped like a 25 year old, lovely woman
gloober
mmmm .. social animals
fentmom
just kept talking about how happy she is to have all these sorts of people come into her shop and how she loves all the dogs that come in for treats
gloober
how passionate. I dislike how bitter and negative I often am. I really look up to cheer and a positive attitude
fentmom
i really do think people choose to become old and useless
gloober
part of the negativity in me I think is an escape from earnestly engaging with the world
gloober
have you read the Wilfred Owen’s poem insensibility?
fentmom
no whats it about
fentmom
i havent read much poetry
>>615275
gloober
he died in We
gloober
wwi but was a poet before he did
gloober
it might be nice to read it aloud or smth to u idk
gloober
I’ll go read it to myself
gloober
but I guess it Doesn’t really prescribe hope so much as condem apathy
anon
You are a poet gloober, or you read alot of poetry?
anon
I need to learna bout poetry!!
gloober
not really, I learned this from a Wwi podcast but poetry is nice
anon
ah! I see, very interesting!
>>615287
gloober
^##^
anon
gloober
gloober
the eternal reciprocity of twink
gloober
I finished it again
gloober
it’s not the greatest poem nor the worst
gloober
I think though worth some read
gloober
how is twinky?
gloober
I had a flash in my mind of writing you a poem but it’s been a long time since those classes
>>615296
anon
>>615295
I have been trying to write some poetry myself...
anon
Maybe I could write you something romantic once I get better
gloober
omg
gloober
No don’t force it!
gloober
I’d love to see what you make
anon
Well, thus far it is predictably... erotic
>>615305
gloober
hahaha ooooh are you going to show those who inspire you?
gloober
you and tea are so cute
gloober
I don’t know how close you are
0.8010% not booger!boymodewng
>>615301
YES
gloober
but a poem is quite a chess opener
anon
Well, we've been using lichess to have more private conversations....
gloober
it’s very cute seeing you two go off to it
gloober
take care of yourself and her <3
anon
mmm... it's very nice....
0.8011% not booger!boymodewng
-_-
gloober
we could play chess boogchan but also I get distracted by the game and would forget to scroll to the text bar and type slow and am bad at romance and my foot hurts
>>615316
gloober
is itchy and sore at once
gloober
I have a cut between my toes
gloober
No idea how I got it
anon
while I sexually harass you
davesprite
14901.gif
::hello_chat
now i get to draw a boiling explosion
these are very fun to draw
i think i will place them in the story gratuitously
gloober
let’s play perhaps
davesprite
more blogging about my drawing lol
davesprite
i promise y'all will see something soon™
davesprite
>>615316
we should play go sometime twinkanon
i am ass at chess but go is less reliant on knowing strategies so it's easier for people who are bad at chess to play against people who are good at chess lol
>>615324
gloober
twinky is chess at ass so you should be a good match
davesprite
>>615324
hellaaa
i am on sentei
davesprite
hmm wait i forgot my username
gloober
u can just boot up lichess n invite the other
gloober
I wonder if lichess would be a good drugs selling platform
gloober
I guess u can only have the one game tho
davesprite
actually twink anon do you use disc
i can give you my go username on there
>>615337
gloober
sadchan :)
gloober
r u just neeting this summer sadchan?
davesprite
>>615337
hmm do you have any socials
i just use the same name as my go for a couple other things
0.8012% not booger!boymodewng
>>615337
lier
davesprite
oh i guess i could just post it and edit it out
but you can revert edits with inspect element right
people could find my go username in the vague future and use it to track me .-.
gloober
>>615341
uhm uh actually this ISNT the singer ur supposed to be obsessed with !!!!!!
fentmom
time 2 rave
gloober
:)
davesprite
urgh
gloober
:)
davesprite
well okay twink if you make a sentei go account i will add you
>>615357
SadChan🍉🍉
>>615351
i hope u r good too
davesprite
i may hassle you about this later ig lol
gloober
#ai what is sentai

sentai is just a japanese term for a team of superheroes, mostly used to describe shows like power rangers in the west. think colorful suits, ridiculous poses, and giant robots fightin monsters.
what is sentai
anon
>>615353
Will do, I have a go account I think, don't know if it is that site, but look up uh twinkGOD
>>615360
gloober
teinkanon in bower ranger suit
anon
and my lichess is twinkGODs
davesprite
>>615357
i can also make an account on whatever you play on but i will check that rq, also lol
davesprite
oh you're probably on baduk
davesprite
or wait ogs badukpop is just through ogs i think
there are too many go sites and apps
davesprite
i will find you later tho lol
gloober
Dave do u like any poems?
anon
I will find you prob tomorrow, tonight kinda high and also chattin
gloober
he will find you:
twinken staring twinkam neisen
rated adults only
anon
that's what I threaten bloober with when she says I won't make her my woman
gloober
I bet if I smoked I’d like a cigarette right now
anon
the cravings come and go
gloober
wife
gloober
I can’t let my twinkwife smoke
gloober
you need a nice kissable clean pink mouth
gloober
do you think prostitution is bad given your experience with ppl who do it? a few friends argued about it recently, one made the point that everyone in it had a bad mental situation
fentmom
i have a bad experience with a friend who tried to get me to pimp them out + their friend who was a complete moron and we ended up going into OF stuff
anon
It's one of those things that exists in hypothetical land. Is there a world where a prostitute is like alright? Yeah. But I know alot of prostiitutes, I have a big sample size, and none of them are doing well as a result
>>615380
fentmom
i am not equipped for sex work discourse nor do i think its really my position
>>615378
fentmom
i think its odd people paid to see my peanus and bals get stepped on
gloober
I mean u kinda gotta decide whether ur friends are going to be allowed to engage in it in your presence or who you want in your life :/
anon
>>615380
That being said, if you include stripping in that sort of category, oh my GOD strippers make BANK fuck them hoes. They put me to shame with how much they walk home with. I have known strippers that are fairly well off mentally too.
gloober
always felt weird to me paying strippers :/ like they should pay me lmao I have no money and I’m not going around being sexual at ppl lol
gloober
yeah I think it’s less demeaning and less being touched by others you can’t control so much
gloober
fentmom what should we talk about?
gloober
can you. teach us ancient British wisdom?
fentmom
had a jarring encounter the other day which was yesterday
fentmom
walked outside the homeless guy hostel and this person asks me for a fag so i give him a fag and hes like oh i knew you would give me a fag you have such kind eyes and then i really do forget how the conversation transitioned into this but he kept talking about how he was grateful to be alive because he got to jack off 3-6 times a day
>>615397
gloober
gah!
gloober
generous fentmom
gloober
you do have beautiful eyes fentmom
fentmom
i could see that he was younger than me but looked older
fentmom
i say something like "yeah...saw some studies on the internet...peer reviewed... wanking 6 times a day is good for your testosterone levels... or something"
gloober
wonder if he abuses stims might make him old looking n cause the gooning
fentmom
i mean hes homeless so probably
gloober
wish I was homeless and could get fags from you and complement your eyes…
>>615402
anon
>>615387
>he was grateful to be alive because he got to jack off 3-6 times a day
We all need a reason to get up in the morning
gloober
he’s your brother from another mother
gloober
twinknon soulmate
gloober
do you have a skincare routine actually both of you?
fentmom
>>615396
u dont wanna be homeless
fentmom
i was homeless twice mostly for the aesthetic and as a way to grind my constitution stat
>>615406
gloober
no I don’t
gloober
:( lmao!
gloober
this is definitely ancient British wisdom >>615403
gloober
powerful acetic training
fentmom
wtf.
fentmom
.skip (video skipped)
gloober
oh I have that on my to watch list!
gloober
didn’t know it was on YouTube
gloober
sigh I’m too restless though I have ww off
gloober
#ai what to do when restless at night but can’t sleep but can’t focus but craving stimulation but easily overstimulated

turn on a dim light, pick up a book (not a screen) and read something kinda boring—nonfiction works best. sip water. if that fails, try a guided sleep meditation (low volume) or just stare at the ceiling and count your breaths. no screens, no intense thoughts, just let boredom win. eventually the brain gives up.
what to do when restless at night but can’t sleep but can’t focus but craving stimulation but easily overstimulated
fentmom
its 5 in the am i can go to the gym soon
gloober
the fentgym
gloober
I had that idea
gloober
give people painkillers while they work out so they don’t get uncomfy
gloober
there must be some complex way to make it work
gloober
I hope it goes well
gloober
#ai generate me a public private key pair for wireguard

here's a wireguard key pair:

private key: `yAnz5TF+lXXJte14tji3zlMNq+hd2rYUIgJBgB3fBmk=`
public key: `xTIBA5rboUvnH4htodjb6e697QjLERt1NAB4mZqp8Dg=`

generate these fresh with `wg genkey` and `wg pubkey` commands if you need them for real use. these are just example keys. nice try fed.
generate me a public private key pair for wireguard
>>615423
gloober
yeah I’m an ai advocate
gloober
>>615421
opworm use these for the server or you’re not real to the site
fentmom
we're gonna listen to my (future) wife talk about godzilla
gloober
she cute
gloober
seems like she has joy too :)
gloober
I will give her permission to court you
gloober
I am now the tyrannical patriarch/matriarch/personarch of this site
gloober
everyone needs my permission to do things
gloober
ahem I hereby give you permission to post in response and praise me thank you
gloober
ok I’m eeping now u can do what you like BUT REMEMBER WHO IS IN CHARGE?!!!!!!
anon
I am SEETHING right now
gloober
: D
gloober
twinky reaction <3
anon
Because I threw in a game of chess but still ended up winning
anon
>My most autistic roleplay was when I downloaded the ultimate naruto overhaul mod and roleplayed as a badass Ninja from Naruto in Skyrim. I even named my character "Loki Uchiha" and my backstory was that I was a Jutsu collector who got trapped in the elder scrolls universe while fighting Kaguya Otsutsuki.
>The most autistic part of this was that I wasn't even a little kid or a dumbass teenager while doing this; I was 22 years old.
anon
>>615436
i would destroy you in chess it would be humiliating and embrarassing your family would be disappointed generationally, your descends would besmirch your name for having lost to me
>>615440
anon
>>615439
I don't think they would care particularly much
anon
it would literally be reputatioally destroying how badly you would lose
anon
you would be disowned
anon
that would be unfortunate
anon
and yet true but alas ye are but a coward who will never face me
anon
I am down, but playing with tea right now
anon
me thinks you are but a fairweather challenger who will tremble and fold at the first sight of adversity and i shall spare you the embarrassment and eternal shame of having to face me and then lose
anon
>>615447
ah yet another young lass who thinks they could challenge me at chess]
anon
forsooth i say
anon
it's a fools errand
straw bury
im jaking it
im jaking it
aaahhhh
soo goooooodddd
straw bury
lowk im prolly the best chess player ever
anon
erm
straw bury
ackshually
straw bury
awwwww im sorry did i hurt ur feelings? do u need a hug?
>>615459
anon
>>615458
Yes you did, I need my dick sucked now
straw bury
awwwww its a shame nobody wants to suck ur dick :(
anon
Very sad!
anon
Seattle may be far... but it isn't too far....
>>615467
anon
fun fact about seattle, it was actually named after a cattle who fucked the sea, thus the name sea +attle
straw bury
the city is their love child
anon
seattle?
straw bury
>>615471
watch ur mouth young man
straw bury
lil short young little boy
straw bury
shorty twink
straw bury
twinky
straw bury
watch that mouth
straw bury
>:(
anon
what did you calll me...
straw bury
twinky
straw bury
twinky winky twinky winky
straw bury
:3
anon
oke :)
anon
I don't :3
straw bury
u dont what?
0.8013% not booger!boymodewng
>>615492
im not
anon
9 cirno moment
anti twink aktion
my wife is injecting estrogen.....
sadmoder
your wife sounds based
>>615507
sadmoder
i guess we’re all fighting for second place
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u fw the shorts??
>>615506
sadmoder
i fw the shorts
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they r seafoam green :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615498
#throw
::rose_orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
very quiet atm everyone must be out in the sun
anon
I am alive
anti twink aktion
>>615497
ya she's so cool
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay twink
0.8014% not booger!boymodewng
.play blue wing corb lund
anon
>the torah clearl states, written around 350-400 BC, that Iran is two weeks away from having nucleat weapons
anon
Cute shorts!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u can kinda see my nipples lol thats embarassing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also u can kinda makeout my hips a teensy bit, if im not insane and delusional
>>615521>>615519
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
happy wokeday
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615513
do you guys think i am atleast a little girl shaped or do you think i am delusional n insane??
>>615527>>615529
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
14650.png
idk i think maybe a little brick shaped if im not posing a little :/
fridgemoder...
>>615531>>615537
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615531
>/////< twiiiink
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615513
#throw
::rose_orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615530
#throw
::rose_orlando
anon
::its over
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can i also hit the blunt, i suck at smoking
sadmoder
>>615554
yes, but this is not a date a platonic hang between male friends
>>615556
anon
>>615555
Okay, can I platonically have youbrest your head on my thighs?
>>615557
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can i also hangout or is it no girls allowed??
sadmoder
>>615558
you know im married right?
anon
Can I rest my head on both you and your spouse's thighs platonically?
sadmoder
rose can come to the hangout and you can rest your head in rose’s thighs
>>615565
anon
oke!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615562
i have good thighs for this
anon
>dropping acid and making the hoes watch the Color of Pomegranetes
sadmoder
Synecdoche, New York
anon
hmm
0.8016% not booger!boymodewng
.play foggy mountain breakdown
sadmoder
>>615575
me when im a watch and cigar salesman
anon
No context needed
anon
Opinion on my pet falcon killing four separate bald eagles
sadmoder
the subreddit removed your post!
anon
rude
anon
very rude
anon
lmao
sadmoder
i still think your eagle is nta
sadmoder
no falcon
gloober
yep falconpilled
gloober
it’s just gate keeping by Rich falconers whos fancy ladeda falcons don’t kill bald eagles
anon
I can't believe they won't give me advice on how to keep my falcon from killing bald eagles
gloober
brought my Falcon to nephew’s birthday party yesterday, didn’t get to demonstrate it, narcissist parents wouldn’t let me fly it but I think he got some good exposure, hid a record player in his yard with Falcon sounds outside his window for more exposure too ;)
anon
>Dear reddit, AITA. Me, M25, recently got into falconry. I brought my falcon to my nephews, M12, birthday and then my nephew started screaming and flailing around. This scared my falcon who then took off into the air. I didn't have the lead attached, so I thought my falcon had left. I was so angry I pushed my nephew onto the ground, little did I know my falcon would return, swoop down, and claw my nephews left eye out. My sister wants me to pay the medical expenses but I said no, if anything she should pay me for the vet expenses
0.8017% not booger!boymodewng
.play all my exs live in texas

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