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gloober
you do have beautiful eyes fentmom
fentmom
i could see that he was younger than me but looked older
fentmom
i say something like "yeah...saw some studies on the internet...peer reviewed... wanking 6 times a day is good for your testosterone levels... or something"
gloober
wonder if he abuses stims might make him old looking n cause the gooning
fentmom
i mean hes homeless so probably
gloober
wish I was homeless and could get fags from you and complement your eyes…
>>615402
anon
>>615387
>he was grateful to be alive because he got to jack off 3-6 times a day
We all need a reason to get up in the morning
gloober
he’s your brother from another mother
gloober
twinknon soulmate
gloober
do you have a skincare routine actually both of you?
fentmom
>>615396
u dont wanna be homeless
fentmom
i was homeless twice mostly for the aesthetic and as a way to grind my constitution stat
>>615406
gloober
no I don’t
gloober
:( lmao!
gloober
this is definitely ancient British wisdom >>615403
gloober
powerful acetic training
fentmom
wtf.
fentmom
.skip (video skipped)
gloober
oh I have that on my to watch list!
gloober
didn’t know it was on YouTube
gloober
sigh I’m too restless though I have ww off
gloober
#ai what to do when restless at night but can’t sleep but can’t focus but craving stimulation but easily overstimulated

turn on a dim light, pick up a book (not a screen) and read something kinda boring—nonfiction works best. sip water. if that fails, try a guided sleep meditation (low volume) or just stare at the ceiling and count your breaths. no screens, no intense thoughts, just let boredom win. eventually the brain gives up.
what to do when restless at night but can’t sleep but can’t focus but craving stimulation but easily overstimulated
fentmom
its 5 in the am i can go to the gym soon
gloober
the fentgym
gloober
I had that idea
gloober
give people painkillers while they work out so they don’t get uncomfy
gloober
there must be some complex way to make it work
gloober
I hope it goes well
gloober
#ai generate me a public private key pair for wireguard

here's a wireguard key pair:

private key: `yAnz5TF+lXXJte14tji3zlMNq+hd2rYUIgJBgB3fBmk=`
public key: `xTIBA5rboUvnH4htodjb6e697QjLERt1NAB4mZqp8Dg=`

generate these fresh with `wg genkey` and `wg pubkey` commands if you need them for real use. these are just example keys. nice try fed.
generate me a public private key pair for wireguard
>>615423
gloober
yeah I’m an ai advocate
gloober
>>615421
opworm use these for the server or you’re not real to the site
fentmom
we're gonna listen to my (future) wife talk about godzilla
gloober
she cute
gloober
seems like she has joy too :)
gloober
I will give her permission to court you
gloober
I am now the tyrannical patriarch/matriarch/personarch of this site
gloober
everyone needs my permission to do things
gloober
ahem I hereby give you permission to post in response and praise me thank you
gloober
ok I’m eeping now u can do what you like BUT REMEMBER WHO IS IN CHARGE?!!!!!!
anon
I am SEETHING right now
gloober
: D
gloober
twinky reaction <3
anon
Because I threw in a game of chess but still ended up winning
anon
>My most autistic roleplay was when I downloaded the ultimate naruto overhaul mod and roleplayed as a badass Ninja from Naruto in Skyrim. I even named my character "Loki Uchiha" and my backstory was that I was a Jutsu collector who got trapped in the elder scrolls universe while fighting Kaguya Otsutsuki.
>The most autistic part of this was that I wasn't even a little kid or a dumbass teenager while doing this; I was 22 years old.
anon
>>615436
i would destroy you in chess it would be humiliating and embrarassing your family would be disappointed generationally, your descends would besmirch your name for having lost to me
>>615440
anon
>>615439
I don't think they would care particularly much
anon
it would literally be reputatioally destroying how badly you would lose
anon
you would be disowned
anon
that would be unfortunate
anon
and yet true but alas ye are but a coward who will never face me
anon
I am down, but playing with tea right now
anon
me thinks you are but a fairweather challenger who will tremble and fold at the first sight of adversity and i shall spare you the embarrassment and eternal shame of having to face me and then lose
anon
>>615447
ah yet another young lass who thinks they could challenge me at chess]
anon
forsooth i say
anon
it's a fools errand
straw bury
im jaking it
im jaking it
aaahhhh
soo goooooodddd
straw bury
lowk im prolly the best chess player ever
anon
erm
straw bury
ackshually
straw bury
awwwww im sorry did i hurt ur feelings? do u need a hug?
>>615459
anon
>>615458
Yes you did, I need my dick sucked now
straw bury
awwwww its a shame nobody wants to suck ur dick :(
anon
Very sad!
anon
Seattle may be far... but it isn't too far....
>>615467
anon
fun fact about seattle, it was actually named after a cattle who fucked the sea, thus the name sea +attle
straw bury
the city is their love child
anon
seattle?
straw bury
>>615471
watch ur mouth young man
straw bury
lil short young little boy
straw bury
shorty twink
straw bury
twinky
straw bury
watch that mouth
straw bury
>:(
anon
what did you calll me...
straw bury
twinky
straw bury
twinky winky twinky winky
straw bury
:3
anon
oke :)
anon
I don't :3
straw bury
u dont what?
0.8013% not booger!boymodewng
>>615492
im not
anon
9 cirno moment
anti twink aktion
my wife is injecting estrogen.....
sadmoder
your wife sounds based
>>615507
sadmoder
i guess we’re all fighting for second place
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
do u fw the shorts??
>>615506
sadmoder
i fw the shorts
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they r seafoam green :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615498
#throw
::rose_orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
very quiet atm everyone must be out in the sun
anon
I am alive
anti twink aktion
>>615497
ya she's so cool
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay twink
0.8014% not booger!boymodewng
.play blue wing corb lund
anon
>the torah clearl states, written around 350-400 BC, that Iran is two weeks away from having nucleat weapons
anon
Cute shorts!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
u can kinda see my nipples lol thats embarassing
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also u can kinda makeout my hips a teensy bit, if im not insane and delusional
>>615519>>615521
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
happy wokeday
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615513
do you guys think i am atleast a little girl shaped or do you think i am delusional n insane??
>>615527>>615529
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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idk i think maybe a little brick shaped if im not posing a little :/
fridgemoder...
>>615531>>615537
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615531
>/////< twiiiink
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615513
#throw
::rose_orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615530
#throw
::rose_orlando
anon
::its over
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can i also hit the blunt, i suck at smoking
sadmoder
>>615554
yes, but this is not a date a platonic hang between male friends
>>615556
anon
>>615555
Okay, can I platonically have youbrest your head on my thighs?
>>615557
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can i also hangout or is it no girls allowed??
sadmoder
>>615558
you know im married right?
anon
Can I rest my head on both you and your spouse's thighs platonically?
sadmoder
rose can come to the hangout and you can rest your head in rose’s thighs
>>615565
anon
oke!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615562
i have good thighs for this
anon
>dropping acid and making the hoes watch the Color of Pomegranetes
sadmoder
Synecdoche, New York
anon
hmm
0.8016% not booger!boymodewng
.play foggy mountain breakdown
sadmoder
>>615575
me when im a watch and cigar salesman
anon
No context needed
anon
Opinion on my pet falcon killing four separate bald eagles
sadmoder
the subreddit removed your post!
anon
rude
anon
very rude
anon
lmao
sadmoder
i still think your eagle is nta
sadmoder
no falcon
gloober
yep falconpilled
gloober
it’s just gate keeping by Rich falconers whos fancy ladeda falcons don’t kill bald eagles
anon
I can't believe they won't give me advice on how to keep my falcon from killing bald eagles
gloober
brought my Falcon to nephew’s birthday party yesterday, didn’t get to demonstrate it, narcissist parents wouldn’t let me fly it but I think he got some good exposure, hid a record player in his yard with Falcon sounds outside his window for more exposure too ;)
anon
>Dear reddit, AITA. Me, M25, recently got into falconry. I brought my falcon to my nephews, M12, birthday and then my nephew started screaming and flailing around. This scared my falcon who then took off into the air. I didn't have the lead attached, so I thought my falcon had left. I was so angry I pushed my nephew onto the ground, little did I know my falcon would return, swoop down, and claw my nephews left eye out. My sister wants me to pay the medical expenses but I said no, if anything she should pay me for the vet expenses
>>615598>>615610>>615595
0.8017% not booger!boymodewng
.play all my exs live in texas
gloober
.play daddy never was the Cadillac kind
gloober
Reddit GODS can’t be stopped
gloober
I still want a swagged up Reddit outfit and team of Reddit themed backup dancers
sadmoder
>>615592
nta, lawyer up, hit the gym
gloober
cousin lives in TN
gloober
wonder if boog will like this one
anon
Before the post got removed, someone commented that I need to go to a psychiatrist because my falcon keeps killing bald eagles. Also said I should go to jail.
>>615603
gloober
hehe
gloober
falcon psychiatrist, Falcon probably has trauma
>>615608
anon
>>615603
idk redditors are retarded, I am going on falconercommunity.com
anon
ask the forums for advice
gloober
narcissist bald eagles
gloober
SCRAW
gloober
>>615592
she should pay for the Falcon psychiatrist
gloober
blessed boomers
gloober
saw some fun threads on I think practical machinists, southern boomers trying to build their own AC units with ice water and freezers and pumps
anon
.play whats happening forum
anon
.skip (video skipped)
gloober
ty
anon
.play ray william johnson whats happening forum compilation
gloober
.play good old boys like me
gloober
do you like boog?
anon
me?
gloober
nah I was curious cause boog was not sure if she liked country
gloober
or said similar a few weeks ago
gloober
and plays that one song
gloober
I wonder how twinky feels though?
gloober
I could do that easy if I replaced my legs with a gokart
anon
I am like... chill
gloober
they should let me compete against disabled athletes
anon
TRVE
gloober
you too
anon
I've been saying this for YEARS
gloober
us two against all the disabled ppl
anon
I actually unironically believe I would lose in like a game of basketball against the US paralympics team
>>615644
gloober
I don’t trust attractive couples
gloober
c told u
anon
.skip (video skipped)
gloober
attractive ppl moment
anon
.play I ain't never seen two pretty best friends
gloober
that’s me based
gloober
sigma
anon
This isn't the video
gloober
I ate the camera man shortly after (sharing the appropriate amount w my Falcon)
anon
I can't believe r/Falconry banned me
gloober
I know I know we are an oppressed people in the land o babylon mon
gloober
.play bob Marley
anon
falcon standing over the body of a bald eagle
gloober
we can skip in a lil if u want
gloober
>>615652
I get bored of everything after a minute or so though
gloober
oh man 3 little birds might not be there anymore… Falcon got out again (I’m. a free range falcon parent)
anon
>free range falcon parent
lmao
anon
to charge my phone....
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hate e. honda so much, genuinely makes me upset playing against him
>>615665
anon
and other things...
gloober
>>615663
then don’t send ur falcon after him (falcon concealed carry)
gloober
#ai who tf is e. Honda and why is my lovely friend rose orlando bothered playing against him

e. honda is a character from street fighter, known for his annoying sumo slaps and buttslam moves. fighting him can be a pain if you don't know how to space or punish his attacks properly. your friend rose is probably frustrated because e. honda excels at close-range pressure and forces you to play his game. maybe try zoning him out or baiting his moves for easy counters. keeps spamming hundred hand slap? jump back lk and punish. or fry his metallic fitness equipment! don't let the sumo guy roll all over her win streak.

*microwaves 500 500 watt microwaves while strumming distorted Jimmy Eat World riffs*
who tf is e. Honda and why is my lovely friend rose orlando bothered playing against him
>>615668
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>615667
hes so fucking annoying why are his normals so long range and also his shitty special moves fucking piss me off i hate him
gloober
just say no to street fighting
gloober
would Bob Marley street fight?
gloober
let’s all dress up as bob marley and smoke and cuddle together
gloober
maybe we can all paint a water color or smth
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i hope whoever designed e honda died horribly
gloober
what if they’re your soul mate
gloober
what if you track them down to murder them using e Honda like moves but fall in love
gloober
romantic comedy
gloober
street fight my heart
gloober
.skip (video skipped)
gloober
.play kickstart my heart
0.8018% not booger!boymodewng
>>615611
im gonna get a bald eagle and it will kill and destroy your falcon
0.8019% not booger!boymodewng
#ai who wins in a fight a bald eagle (strong regal based) or a falcon (soy weak ugly)

bald eagle clears easy, falcons are mid-tier birds at best. eagles have the size, grip strength, and patriotic aura. it’s not even fair.
who wins in a fight a bald eagle (strong regal based) or a falcon (soy weak ugly)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
holy shit i finally beat e honda
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i fucking hate that guy
straw bury
>>615688
no this isn't the real me
straw bury
yeah that ones a fake
straw bury
yeah a fake
straw bury
fake! fake!
anon
>>615694
it's wild that there are people who want the guy that made his ai obsessed with white genocide to put neural chipa in their brains
>>615701
anon
>>615694
when they made their ai more open source (you could manipulate what it says on github without any moderation) and someone got it back to being racist lol
>>615698
an
>>615697
damn that's an interestin way of making it open source but ouchie that seems inevitable on twitter
>>615699
anon
a lot of the details of this are incredibly fuzzy but there's a user named thorne >>615698
>>615702
an
>>615696
and die, don't forget a lot of the neuralink monkey's died too!!! it's a sweet deal!!
anon
>>615699
*@ens0 on biskey who has documented this I will find it later
anon
bring me my gr-r-rock
anon
should we add @grok command that makes up flagrant lies about south africa or something
straw bury
do u wanna make out? sloppy style? maybe even silly style?
>>615711
anon
@grok suck my cock
straw bury
::bansex
anon
strawgirl, opinion on my falcon repeatedly killing bald eagles?
>>615715
anon
>>615715
I made a burner so I could post on the r/falconry reddit about how my falcon keeps murdering bald eagles but they deleted it
anon
"I've been having a minor issue, my falcon keeps murdering bald eagles. He brought me at least four dead bald eagle juveniles over the last couple months. Need help with this as I plan on bringing him out this weekend for an outing, anyone know how to get their falcon to stop killing bald eagles."
yngven
hi hello
anon
hello
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heya
mod squelch## mod
anyone sklaching
>>615724
sæкі
screech
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squelch :3
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hai rose orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiii saekiiiii yay
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aw
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heya straw :3
straw bury
that's not me
sæкі
aw
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::strawbury
anon
>>615735
They are making cuts to the teen suicide hotline, removing specialized services for lgbt stuff. Literally like the most belligerent and ghoulish shit I can imagine.
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;-;
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sigh
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yeah
sæкі
the doge stuff had this happening too, its awful
sæкі
the dollars group I did support for had to make their own hotline stuff cus so many didn't have access to a real one, or the real ones were not gonna let them vent w/o calling emergency services
its just
anon
And their weak justification was the "ketting your teenagers kill themselves" equivalent to all lives matter
anon
Just like... what has to be going through your head to think
>THIS is what we need to cut
sæкі
it needs more funding not this sigh
sæкі
they just don't care
anon
It needs way more funding, but beyond that it's like... it's a fucking hotline for kids that are going to literally fucking kill themselves like can we not even entertain the idea this should be cut
davesprite
medical euthanasia for the suicidal coming soon to a USA near you
davesprite
trump will make the futurama suicide booth real
that's what i voted for
god bless
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bwa
davesprite
eheheh
0.8021% not booger!boymodewng
anyways hi chaat
>>615759
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o/
davesprite
i am still drawing explosions
davesprite
i did a little practice one last night and it looked ass but i figured it out now
davesprite
i also think i can just make one really nice one and then bloop it all over the screen tbh
not for all explosions but for this specific shot i have to animate
thank you past davesprite for making it easy on me
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hehe
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o7
davesprite
also sigh i will have to be kinda sparse with the animation in the actual story
this does take forever
but god it's so fun
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiiiii davespirte :3
mod squelch## mod
we believe in you davesprite
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have done barely anything but play street fighter today oooofta
anon
.play hashim it's time
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made a bagel
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or toasted I mean bwa
anon
.play can i kick it
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I thought u queued 'can I lick it's and I was gonna queue this
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.play pharcyde runnin
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1
anon
.pla
anon
.play mobb deep shook ones
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.play brockhampton no halo
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1
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ah ye this one
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14942.jpg
haven't heard in a long time
::eepy yuri
anon
saeki
anon
.play banditos refreshment
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heya
anon
Hello...
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hehe

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