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straw bury
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davesprite
.play cgp grey new years resolutions
gloober
but yeah tea’s dad is the CEO of WOKE but also DARK woke and she’s on an elite navy seal mission to save gender rn
>>623551>>623552
davesprite
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straw bury
our brave troops...
gloober
🙏🙏🙏
finch
ughhh my body is so icky fmstl
>>623557
finch
caught myself in the mirror while getting dressed to go out to eat w my parents
straw bury
everyone tell finch that shes pretty
gloober
pretty finch pretty finch : D
finch
no
finch
i have the tony soprano build
gloober
r u tubby? mbe could work on that but not go crazy yk
finch
yeah im losing weight
gloober
but also gah I just had foods I probably shouldn’t have
finch
i have lost 15 lbs in the past month or so
gloober
based that’s pretty solid
>>623573
gloober
I thought they said to aim for like a pound a week but who knows
anon
>>623525
Been talking to her on lichess, she's doing well.
gloober
but if it slows down that’s ok
gloober
good!!!! tell her I / we love her if she wants to hear that but also I think sometimes I’m a lil too much. glad she’s good thanks twinky
finch
>>623567
yeah but even after i lose it all ive still got a big ribcage and shoulders + no hips n no waist
anon
I think you guys are fine lol, she's just chillin, it's indigenous people's day up in Canada so she's doing a BBQ for that
>>623583
finch
hey
straw bury
wit cho puppy girl ass
gloober
>>623574
don’t bbq the indigenous ppl nooooooo!!!!! #libfail
anon
other than that, she flexed on me earlier too
gloober
ooooh good
gloober
you’re still a big dawg too though twinky
>>623605
gloober
just hard not to get flexed on when u run with the big dawgz
straw bury
gloober this is how i am looking at u,........
gloober
::booo
straw bury
::yuri gay faggot
straw bury
::yuri gaty
straw bury
::yuri kiss gay
gloober
I want to make NOISE
gloober
I’m in my LOUD arc
gloober
yay : D
straw bury
bury and ebil so happy togeter.....
gloober
wow true!
gloober
good omen for davesprite’s new arc
anon
>>623587
No she flexed her knowledge of philosophy on me
gloober
summer of labor
gloober
she’s so smart I want to be smart fefefr
gloober
what philosophy?
gloober
i read the Republic, meditations, the Antichrist, and that’s it
anon
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This is gonna be my year of being a freak pervert degenerate, that's my theme for the year
gloober
ooooh damn so much energy!!!!!
gloober
need that cat freak pervert degenerate enegy in me fr
straw bury
this year for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is my year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gloober
yay! : O
finch
i literally just look like a fat man
>>623622
gloober
ur trad
gloober
eunuchpilled
gloober
the dynasty has risen
gloober
nah but fuck that shit maybe. I don’t want to dismiss your suffering but also I don’t want you tormented when you’re a good worm yk
straw bury
i said it so its true. cry about it
gloober
me n straw are good worm bad worm
gloober
>>623629
fren sent me this but also wanted money
gloober
I told her I’d give her $20 if she actually applies to uni
gloober
idk
gloober
fingers crossed she does but she’d probably spend it on drugs :<
gloober
need to have my own company so I can give all the worms jobs
straw bury
guh i miss being drunk
straw bury
gloober being a good citizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
anyways i need to get absolutely fucking smashed or i will go insane
>>623647
straw bury
smashed in every sense of the word
gloober
I just need some intensity period I think
gloober
need to go for run probably
>>623648
gloober
been putting it off letting myself get distracted
gloober
therapist said that’s something I do
straw bury
i need a girl to shove a bottle of vodka in my mouth and make me down half of it and then smash it over my head and use her foot to grind my face against the broken glass shards on the floor and then (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
>>623643
Wanna go for a run together?
anon
Because I need to as well
gloober
very much so
gloober
heck I’ll dm u pics as I go if u want but feel sketchy posting em on the internet
anon
That's fine, I willl take picks on my run
gloober
I had a lot of fun dming w friend when I went 10k, also slowed me down ;) which kept it fun
anon
As a warning
anon
I will be horny dming you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna listen to radio all night
gloober
hehe
anon
While I run
gloober
do you have signal or telegram or smth? I know you not have discy
>>623662
anon
I need to get one
anon
I do not, sadly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623659
I have technology
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I discovered this cool website that lets you acsess any radio station around the world
gloober
oh one of my friends loves those actually I think multiple
gloober
idk I get frustrated at music unless friend sends it to me
anon
But I am gonna go for the run
anon
and send pics of my neighborhood
anon
so you can doxx my parents house
>>623672
gloober
yay! I’ll send you pics if you ever have a private channel to do so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tiem to send Twinknon pizzas
gloober
I should start a business having a ai which goes oh no I’m being pranked so hard being sent pizzas and then pay an illegal immegrant $1 an hour to repack the pizzas and sell them on Uber eats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So he can become a bhm god
straw bury
need a girl to chew my arm off. like actually just use her teeth to bite through my entire shoulder
>>623699
gloober
you need to run with us straw
straw bury
too lazy :p
gloober
tbh you maybe get enough exercise at work
>>623682
straw bury
i ran a 5 minute mile a couple weeks ago and i wanted to die
gloober
that sounds like running all right
straw bury
>>623679
yea carrying rebar and shit
finch
maybe my body would be less disgusting
>>623709
gloober
running reading chess -Libpol.org
anon
>>623683
You could definitely outrun me cause I have fucked up feet, so you should run with us
gloober
I’ve always had awful cardio I think my lungs are a lil fucked or smth.
anon
I have amazing cardio, it's just that my feet are fucked
gloober
ah that’s good for your other activities ;)
>>623695
anon
I used to swim, which was really good
gloober
kino
anon
>>623692
I could never run across the country. It's not in the cards for me. I might one day want to do that swim across the english channel challenge
>>623698
gloober
that would be cool! we could all head over and see the Brit’s too
>>623700
straw bury
>>623696
u should like try running seattle just to see if it works
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623676
Mee 2
anon
>>623697
One day might want to try to sail to Britain.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I crave purchases
gloober
ooooh let’s all pile on twiny’s boat, flights are too expensive
gloober
I bet the food is a similar price though as the flight for like what- 2 weeks?
anon
We'd all have to cram into the v-berth
>>623716
gloober
#ai time to sail from floridia to britain

depends on the boat. fast sailboat in good conditions, maybe 2-3 weeks. slower boat or bad weather could take over a month.
time to sail from floridia to britain
>>623711
gloober
nice pic
gloober
>>623685
I and most other wormies would probably happily kiss u finch you’re just around deranged non fem/incels and their preposterous standards
anon
>>623705
We'd do North Atlantic, so we'd hit along the coast of the Gulf, work up along the coast of the US, reach around Maine, then go across
>>623719
gloober
these ppl who look down on u are mentally dead
gloober
>>623704
I have a feeling there’d be plenty of cramming info on your boat twinky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me swimming across the Atlantic to Canada (I need Randal)
>>623724
gloober
>>623711
apparently they’re like 20 degrees more north than even Maine. I never realized, but the Gulf Stream warms euros I guess
gloober
>>623718
based fat floats too so you’re READY
gloober
what will you do when you kidnap the author and t you can see that Randal was only a creation of his pen?
>>623730
straw bury
#smartai how long does it take to sail from new orleans to seattle

Sailing from New Orleans to Seattle is a substantial maritime journey, requiring careful planning due to the vast distance and navigational challenges involved. The exact duration depends on multiple factors, including vessel type, route taken, weather conditions, and operational stops.

### **Route Options & Estimated Duration**
1. **Panama Canal Transit (Most Common Route)**
- **Distance:** ~5,500–6,000 nautical miles (~10,200–11,100 km)
- **Time Estimate:** 25–40 days (*assuming an average speed of 6-8 knots*)
- *New Orleans → Gulf of Mexico → Caribbean Sea* (~3-5 days)
- *Caribbean transit to Panama Canal* (~4-7 days)
- *Panama Canal wait + transit time* (1-3+ days; delays possible)
- *Pacific Ocean passage (Panama → Seattle)* (~15-25 days depending on currents/winds)

2. **Cape Horn Detour (Extreme Southern Route – Rare for Commercial Sailing)**
- **Distance:** ~12,000+ nautical miles (~22,200+ km)
- **Time Estimate:** 60–90+ days (*due to extreme weather risks in Drake Passage*)

### Key Variables Affecting Duration:
✔️ ***Vessel Speed*** – A fast sailing yacht averaging 9 knots could complete the Panama route in ~30 days; a cargo ship at 12 knots may take less than three weeks under ideal conditions. Slower vessels (<5 knots)? Expect longer durations.
✔️ ***Weather & Currents*** – Favorable trade winds help crossing the Pacific but storms or doldrums can cause delays.
✔️ ***Stoppages*** – Refueling/maintenance halts add time—common in places like Balboa/Panama or Acapulco if needed.
✔️ ***Canal Delays*** – Backlogs at the Panama Canal can extend waits by several extra day(s).

### Historical Context:
In the age of clipper ships pre-Panama Canal (1850s), this voyage around Cape Horn took months with high risk—modern routing via Panama drastically reduces both time and danger.

For precise scheduling today? Consult real-time maritime logistics tools factoring your specific vessel’s performance profile before departure! ⚓🌊
how long does it take to sail from new orleans to seattle
gloober
kinda great gatsby vibes…
straw bury
literally me: pictured here
gloober
straw girl pictures…
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623725
I will make him draw Randal for me everyday
>>623732
straw bury
they made this movie about me
gloober
>>623730
yay :) I will gap so long as your kidnapping is REALISTIC and not making someone out to be a one dimensional fantasy
>>623734
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis guy's blood preassure is insane
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>623732
Idc about real people I only want Randal
straw bury
YEEAAAAHHHHH FUCK EM UP
gloober
loyal young man
straw bury
its so fucking peak
0.8291% not booger!boymodewng
got new glasses
>>623743
0.8292% not booger!boymodewng
wtf
0.8293% not booger!boymodewng
my old ones were so bad i can see so clearly now
straw bury
booger ur cute
gloober
I can see clearly now the rain has come :0
straw bury
this is what a healthty father son relationship looks like
anon
shit
gloober
waow
gloober
is teinky already running?
>>623758
0.8294% not booger!boymodewng
>>623748
lier
gloober
booger join our running club and also make me get off the couch please
>>623754
0.8295% not booger!boymodewng
>>623753
>running club
i will never run in my life unless it is for a purpose
gloober
waow true transportation professional
gloober
I HATE non paid transportation people shouldn’t even be allowed to walk- rent a Segway!
gloober
I saw an extreme Segway course in Colorado once
anon
>>623751
ye but now I gotta go back llol
gloober
nah
gloober
it’ll make it easier to breath, cool the air off
gloober
plus you’ll be in a soaked Tshirt
>>623763
gloober
all pumped up from exercising
anon
>>623761
I bet you'd like to see that
gloober
:3
straw bury
send a picture of u after running twinknon. or r u chicken
straw bury
what does sake taste like i wonder
>>623771
anon
What happens here?
anon
why he eatin finger sandwiches
straw bury
traditional yakuza cuisine
anon
why don't they just shoot her
straw bury
cuz she would doge it cuz shes based as fuck
anon
she didn't dodge that?
straw bury
yeah that guy can throw a sword faster than a gun can shoot a bullet cuz hes the big boss
anon
I disagree
straw bury
well i mean theres literally a video of it happening right there so idk what else could convince u
anon
I could have dodged that
straw bury
yes sweetie
straw bury
omg look its my wife miki
anon
this is not porn
anon
btw just making sure
anon
there is no penetration in this gif
straw bury
u posted an entire dic pic earlier
anon
No!
straw bury
>>623789
nah that ones too short
straw bury
maybe it was someone else
straw bury
ur right
anon
hmm?
straw bury
yeah no it was someone other than u who posted that pic earlier, i can tell since he was way bigger than u
anon
did someone actually post a dick pic
anon
Oh wait lol you are fuckin with me
straw bury
>:3
straw bury
yuri
anon
okay the rain is gone
straw bury
post a picture of u after running, pussy
straw bury
that is the worst sounding weld ive ever heard
straw bury
this is like the best part in the whole movie
straw bury
SUPA MOURNER GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>623809
anon
racism is whack
anon
Every morning, I look in the mirror and I say "Fuck Hate" then I knee and raise my fist in the air
anon
I say "Rest in Power Colin Kaepernick"
straw bury
machineGODS won
anon
I need my Love Trumps Hate bumpersticker, my I'm With Her t-shirt
straw bury
i need trump to deploy 2000 marines to seattle so i can throw rocks at them
anon
.play ram ranch us marines
anon
US Marines pulling up in black ford raptors
straw bury
ami vvon
anon
So she just has a chainsaw arm now
straw bury
yes and its swag as fuck
straw bury
this is actually what the godfather was based off of
straw bury
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straw bury
im fucking crying
anon
28 US Marines
anon
Ram Ranch really rocks, I love big hairy cowboy cocks
0.8294% not booger!boymodewng
ok it's fixed lets go
anon
hi
anon
hello libpol
straw bury
cool as fuck
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623837
im not ur wife.....
straw bury
LKUZAIIAAAAA
LUZIAAAAAA
derrick_phone(Luzia)
omg strawburyshoe hiii
straw bury
hiiikh omh i omg hi
straw bury
loooooooooool ea dsuy nmight have guesed im alkil tipsy
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i was able to tell while you were typing that
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i wish alcohol affected me :(
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats so gangster
straw bury
wwhard images
straw bury
hard images
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hard image
straw bury
rl/ hard idkfkmimages
derrick_phone(Luzia)
how does alcohol even do that to ur brain
derrick_phone(Luzia)
like wth
derrick_phone(Luzia)
never been drunk in my entire life and quite frankly idk if itd even be possible for me to get properly drunk
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623856
hard image
anon
I've only really been like properly drunk a few times, I've gotten tipsy alot though
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ive not even felt tipsy before
derrick_phone(Luzia)
the most ive been able to tank is a 1/3rd bottle of gin before i start feeling sick from the alcohol
anon
Get a Guinness, pour into big glass, get Bailey's, pour into shot glass, drop shot glass into big glass, drink the whole thing before it foams up. Repeat until blasted. It's like drinking chocolate milk.
>>623864
straw bury
GII FEEL LIK EI GET TOO LOUD THOI
straw bury
like i get eratuc
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623861
id need so fucking many of these that sounds like it would be miserable and also do fuck all to me
>>623871
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623865
do u also like skinny women or no
I Love Fat Women
Only if they get fat.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hmm i see
I Love Fat Women
Get fat Get Fat Get Fat
derrick_phone(Luzia)
no thank you
anon
>>623864
You only need like three, and they taste good. Though they are filling. It's less making you sick drunk, more just making you feel full. But I've never felt like shit when doing them.
straw bury
loomg girls kising
I Love Fat Women
oooooo
straw bury
i wish i was girl kising
>>623878
I Love Fat Women
YEAAAAH
I Love Fat Women
I am going to kiss my wife
I Love Fat Women
I wonder if I can upload videos... nope too gotdam big
>>623883
straw bury
>>623878
im rttryui i m im im tryinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
I Love Fat Women
ill send the archive link
I Love Fat Women
Help, Wife is watching Matt Bernstein talking about JK Rowling
>>623887
I Love Fat Women
>>623888
"eh. I need some more water"
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HOLY SHIT ARE THERE 2 TWINKANONS NOW????
anon
There are 2 of us right now, yes
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HOW DID U DO MITOSIS
>>623900
derrick_phone(Luzia)
fascinating
anon
We spawn out of the twink factory
>>623905
anon
idfk about you but i was concieved
>>623905
I Love Fat Women
We need to sepesrate the twinkanons
anon
you're assigning us numbers?
anon
We are not just numbers, we are human beings!!!
I Love Fat Women
no, ur twinks
anon
I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN
I Love Fat Women
twink
I Love Fat Women
I love twinks, I lovve fattening twinks
>>623915
anon
>>623911i bet you do
I Love Fat Women
Bisexual moment
>>623917
anon
0:40Plssssss.mp4
this is straw if it wan to o BBC viou
anon
You have to have a lesbian gold account
I Love Fat Women
sapphic
I Love Fat Women
I like the colors
I Love Fat Women
have fun, hhope ypu dont discover something about ypourselg
straw bury
f u fu uj ku ky ujd evbe v 870wgaRt tis ahty
straw bury
lmao
anon
It's kind of a chill drug, it's not too intense
straw bury
i wonder whewta ascid does
anon
never been one for substances, cool that it's not intense tho
I Love Fat Women
memories of doing molly in highschool, almost getting addicted but not because it was too expensive
straw bury
do u rlly mean that
anon
Yes!
straw bury
twinkkjnion
straw bury
gimme sokemth ing to say lol for vocieu voice training
>>623947>>623945
anon
twinkonion
anon
>>623942
erm.... erm....... lemme think
I Love Fat Women
>>623942
SUCK YA MOTHA!
anon
>>623946
idfk, whatever makes you feel good about yourself
I Love Fat Women
>>623946
wife asked if you're jewish because i said white transgender women look the same, but she was like "I don't look like her" and I went "Well You're jewish"
anon
Ask your wife if she wants oral
I Love Fat Women
already did
I Love Fat Women
silly

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