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gloober
is teinky already running?
>>623758
0.8294% not booger!boymodewng
>>623748
lier
gloober
booger join our running club and also make me get off the couch please
>>623754
0.8295% not booger!boymodewng
>>623753
>running club
i will never run in my life unless it is for a purpose
gloober
waow true transportation professional
gloober
I HATE non paid transportation people shouldn’t even be allowed to walk- rent a Segway!
gloober
I saw an extreme Segway course in Colorado once
anon
>>623751
ye but now I gotta go back llol
gloober
nah
gloober
it’ll make it easier to breath, cool the air off
gloober
plus you’ll be in a soaked Tshirt
>>623763
gloober
all pumped up from exercising
anon
>>623761
I bet you'd like to see that
gloober
:3
straw bury
send a picture of u after running twinknon. or r u chicken
straw bury
what does sake taste like i wonder
>>623771
anon
What happens here?
anon
why he eatin finger sandwiches
straw bury
traditional yakuza cuisine
anon
why don't they just shoot her
straw bury
cuz she would doge it cuz shes based as fuck
anon
she didn't dodge that?
straw bury
yeah that guy can throw a sword faster than a gun can shoot a bullet cuz hes the big boss
anon
I disagree
straw bury
well i mean theres literally a video of it happening right there so idk what else could convince u
anon
I could have dodged that
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yes sweetie
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omg look its my wife miki
anon
this is not porn
anon
btw just making sure
anon
there is no penetration in this gif
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u posted an entire dic pic earlier
anon
No!
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>>623789
nah that ones too short
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maybe it was someone else
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ur right
anon
hmm?
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yeah no it was someone other than u who posted that pic earlier, i can tell since he was way bigger than u
anon
did someone actually post a dick pic
anon
Oh wait lol you are fuckin with me
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>:3
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yuri
anon
okay the rain is gone
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post a picture of u after running, pussy
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that is the worst sounding weld ive ever heard
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this is like the best part in the whole movie
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SUPA MOURNER GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>623809
anon
racism is whack
anon
Every morning, I look in the mirror and I say "Fuck Hate" then I knee and raise my fist in the air
anon
I say "Rest in Power Colin Kaepernick"
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machineGODS won
anon
I need my Love Trumps Hate bumpersticker, my I'm With Her t-shirt
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i need trump to deploy 2000 marines to seattle so i can throw rocks at them
anon
.play ram ranch us marines
anon
US Marines pulling up in black ford raptors
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ami vvon
anon
So she just has a chainsaw arm now
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yes and its swag as fuck
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this is actually what the godfather was based off of
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im fucking crying
anon
28 US Marines
anon
Ram Ranch really rocks, I love big hairy cowboy cocks
0.8294% not booger!boymodewng
ok it's fixed lets go
anon
hi
anon
hello libpol
straw bury
cool as fuck
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623837
im not ur wife.....
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LKUZAIIAAAAA
LUZIAAAAAA
derrick_phone(Luzia)
omg strawburyshoe hiii
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hiiikh omh i omg hi
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loooooooooool ea dsuy nmight have guesed im alkil tipsy
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i was able to tell while you were typing that
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i wish alcohol affected me :(
derrick_phone(Luzia)
thats so gangster
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wwhard images
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hard images
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hard image
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rl/ hard idkfkmimages
derrick_phone(Luzia)
how does alcohol even do that to ur brain
derrick_phone(Luzia)
like wth
derrick_phone(Luzia)
never been drunk in my entire life and quite frankly idk if itd even be possible for me to get properly drunk
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623856
hard image
anon
I've only really been like properly drunk a few times, I've gotten tipsy alot though
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ive not even felt tipsy before
derrick_phone(Luzia)
the most ive been able to tank is a 1/3rd bottle of gin before i start feeling sick from the alcohol
anon
Get a Guinness, pour into big glass, get Bailey's, pour into shot glass, drop shot glass into big glass, drink the whole thing before it foams up. Repeat until blasted. It's like drinking chocolate milk.
>>623864
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GII FEEL LIK EI GET TOO LOUD THOI
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like i get eratuc
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623861
id need so fucking many of these that sounds like it would be miserable and also do fuck all to me
>>623871
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>623865
do u also like skinny women or no
I Love Fat Women
Only if they get fat.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hmm i see
I Love Fat Women
Get fat Get Fat Get Fat
derrick_phone(Luzia)
no thank you
anon
>>623864
You only need like three, and they taste good. Though they are filling. It's less making you sick drunk, more just making you feel full. But I've never felt like shit when doing them.
straw bury
loomg girls kising
I Love Fat Women
oooooo
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i wish i was girl kising
>>623878
I Love Fat Women
YEAAAAH
I Love Fat Women
I am going to kiss my wife
I Love Fat Women
I wonder if I can upload videos... nope too gotdam big
>>623883
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>>623878
im rttryui i m im im tryinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
I Love Fat Women
ill send the archive link
I Love Fat Women
Help, Wife is watching Matt Bernstein talking about JK Rowling
>>623887
I Love Fat Women
>>623888
"eh. I need some more water"
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HOLY SHIT ARE THERE 2 TWINKANONS NOW????
anon
There are 2 of us right now, yes
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HOW DID U DO MITOSIS
>>623900
derrick_phone(Luzia)
fascinating
anon
We spawn out of the twink factory
>>623905
anon
idfk about you but i was concieved
>>623905
I Love Fat Women
We need to sepesrate the twinkanons
anon
you're assigning us numbers?
anon
We are not just numbers, we are human beings!!!
I Love Fat Women
no, ur twinks
anon
I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN
I Love Fat Women
twink
I Love Fat Women
I love twinks, I lovve fattening twinks
>>623915
anon
>>623911i bet you do
I Love Fat Women
Bisexual moment
>>623917
anon
♫0:40Plssssss.mp4
this is straw if it wan to o BBC viou
anon
You have to have a lesbian gold account
I Love Fat Women
sapphic
I Love Fat Women
I like the colors
I Love Fat Women
have fun, hhope ypu dont discover something about ypourselg
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f u fu uj ku ky ujd evbe v 870wgaRt tis ahty
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lmao
anon
It's kind of a chill drug, it's not too intense
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i wonder whewta ascid does
anon
never been one for substances, cool that it's not intense tho
I Love Fat Women
memories of doing molly in highschool, almost getting addicted but not because it was too expensive
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do u rlly mean that
anon
Yes!
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twinkkjnion
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gimme sokemth ing to say lol for vocieu voice training
>>623947>>623945
anon
twinkonion
anon
>>623942
erm.... erm....... lemme think
I Love Fat Women
>>623942
SUCK YA MOTHA!
I Love Fat Women
>>623946
wife asked if you're jewish because i said white transgender women look the same, but she was like "I don't look like her" and I went "Well You're jewish"
>>623955
anon
Ask your wife if she wants oral
I Love Fat Women
already did
I Love Fat Women
silly
I Love Fat Women
>>623954
Not heat from fire :sob:
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I ODKJNBt KNOW HWA TJHE FUCK EJWLES EOT DO WHWSAT ELSE DO I SAY
I Love Fat Women
>>623955
same at the moemnt but i might become jewish
I Love Fat Women
>inb4 this somehow comes back to bite me in the ass
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evrtyppon e hates me
>>623966
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they all want me to kill myself
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their gonna kill me
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their gonna pull me into a black van when im walking home at night anfd then rape me and kill me everyone in the world is gonna hurt me they all hate i n u idbt jbiw wgat tge fycj fycj u idhfb yujn hy ifh uts ywgt di y gate why do fhuate me why im sorry ijfjkfd ijn sdiufutttune tune time goes so fast doesnt it
I Love Fat Women
okay sorry I am very much a "embrace your voice" kind of person
anon
>>623954
Can you say some kind of very ad libbed bottom talk, just like whatever pops off the dome, I'm talking some bottom talk, I'm talking some real "bring me to my knees and use my face" type talk
>>623988>>623973
straw bury
GIMME suggestion
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wjhat else
0.8298% not booger!boymodewng
phones are just fancy pocketwatches cmv
anon
No they are closer to tiny computers
I Love Fat Women
>>623970
uhhhh just speak normally, OOO ACTUALLY MEWING IS AMAZING AT KEEPING YOUR VOICE IN A NICE THING
0.8299% not booger!boymodewng
fancy pocketwatches
anon
WRONG
anon
Every morning i wake up and I mew for 10 hours straight I am literally a sigma and patrick bateman and llike literally I am the like
I Love Fat Women
I LOVE MEWING
I Love Fat Women
RAAAAAAGH
I Love Fat Women
(I am autistic
anon
I don't know what mewing is
anon
But I mew and jelq and do ssquats and mew and then do more squats and then push ups and then more jelqing
anon
That's my schedule
I Love Fat Women
mewing is just pushing your tongue to the front
anon
Okay, important question
straw bury
ugghghhh i can still smeel the cigarette smell on my hair
I Love Fat Women
why are bottoms like this
I Love Fat Women
my wife, my girlfriends, like yallllll
I Love Fat Women
SEE HOW IT CHANGES UR VOICE THE MEWING
I Love Fat Women
also ur laugh is nice
anon
>>623988
Imagine being a bartender and she is just sitting at the bar saying this shit to you lmao
>>624001
straw bury
twinkhon voice lmfao
I Love Fat Women
>twinkhon voice
do you mean fagvoice?
straw bury
yea preetty much
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gay man voice will never be a woman voice
>>624006
I Love Fat Women
lemme see if i can pull up the funny pictyre
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like the show
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>>624002
gineasand ferb but it was fineas and ferb lole
I Love Fat Women
NOOOO I CANT FIND THE PIC
anon
Woulld you and your wife ever consider sharing a twink
straw bury
>>624006
but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thast what u said u called ma u caled me a fagvoice
>>624011
anon
>>624008
Okay, it's alright to be wrong from time to time, learning is part of the human experience. I forgive you for saying something so incorrect.
>>624014
I Love Fat Women
>>624009
fagvoice is girl voice.
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ram rajhcnch is under siege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! under lockdown...............................
>>624024
I Love Fat Women
YASSSS SLAY DIVA QUEEEN
I Love Fat Women
like
I Love Fat Women
OH
anon
>>624014
>orange juice and vodka
Wow, daring today aren't we?
anon
>>624012
I will never post my voice but yes, I have heard recordings of myself before
I Love Fat Women
WHERE IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO FUCK
anon
>>624013
social distancing at ram ranch
anon
>>624023
Yeah idk pussy don't taste bad. Is cool to be gay, but gay men that are like "I fucking hate women look at me, I fucking despise women, they are so" I am like... what
>>624028
I Love Fat Women
>>624027
Hi my ex (she ended up transitioning)
I Love Fat Women
also shes an abuser
anon
.skip (video skipped)
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2
I Love Fat Women
where is it!!!!
I Love Fat Women
I FUCK PUSSY
anon
>local mouse starts race riot
anon
wait when was the glegle in the corner changed
anon
weeks ago. i kind of miss it. but ferrets are nice too. they are cute little the fuck which one is it? thieves. oh that's the problem.
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waiut r there still 2 twinknons???????????????????????????????????
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i may of dmd the wrong one
I Love Fat Women
YOU CAN DM?!
anon
i like your enthusiasm.
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1
anon
this is silly. the coolest thing is the mighty max opening.
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were jjjust gonna chill and hang out B)
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DEOSI#T ROY THE GOVIKJNERMENT~!!!!!!! DOESTRY PTJE GOIVENRMNET!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL EFEDERAL AGANTES>>>>>>>>>>.......................
>>624055
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PIE MATIONS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
anon
why does 90s toy slop have more shadow than $current_year animation
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OMMG OMG RATBASTAREDS
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KI LOVE THIS SHIW]
anon
twinkanon wya
anon
>>624064
how do you sqaure the circle between fat women and twinks
I Love Fat Women
im bisexual
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jay is me
I Love Fat Women
and i want to fatten a twink
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im jay
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im gay
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lol
anon
Do you and your wife require a twink to share
>>624077
I Love Fat Women
>>624075
no i don't think she does
I Love Fat Women
lemme ask
anon
So you would like a twink for yourself then, that is a request that can be obliged
>>624081
anon
>>624073
you'll be okay i believe in you
anon
i thought newgrounds just hosted animation when did they sponsor things
I Love Fat Women
oh cool i can upload mp3s
0.8300% not booger!boymodewng
15645.png
::strawgirl
anon
can you upload .exe
anon
I am going to take a little cat nap
>>624093
anon
Because I am a lazy bastard
anon
Wish someone was here to cuddle
I Love Fat Women
i miss my lesbian kpop :((((
anon
dangit .ps1 files aren't supported
>>624104
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I found a new favourite radio station
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>624106
Nice name. I love them too
I Love Fat Women
I MISS SOPHIE :sob:
anon
does opworm support x videos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
anon
what do i pay for a libpol pass then?!?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
With your dignity
anon
:(
SadChan🍉🍉
hello
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scott Poligrim
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>624122
>fear mongering
sæкі
heya
SadChan🍉🍉
>>624128
if this u u r really pretty
I Love Fat Women
awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
h
SadChan🍉🍉
h
I Love Fat Women
h
sæкі
god I'm lagging
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like half of world's radio stations are playing music rn
anon
Saeki, shrimp is going to throw me into a blender!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I also found one in BC called CFOX, gonna listen to it from now on
I Love Fat Women
>>624139
hey its this artist
sæкі
:'3
sæкі
pic was pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>AnimeRadio.de
Sheisee weeben
anon
>>624149
condolences to the burry family
SadChan🍉🍉
bring me 2 lyfe
anon
>>624148
i regret walking home to this song in middle school
sæкі
oe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I trying to find at least some station that isn't playing music but so far it's only Rai 6
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