im v detached

even when ive dated its just like a best friend i talk to every day

>>5979
that's what i do but also while sometimes ummm

uhhh

boob shenanegins

ya sex

sex is bad

its alright

no

thats just ur opinion

yeah....

and its WRONG

it might be

i've never really had sex

and i probably won't end up having it for.... well idk tbh

i'm just hoping that someone can be assertive enough and take advantage of me so i don't need to make the decision about anything

thats not healthy

yeah...

but it would be nice

it would mean i wouldn't have to think anymore
and i could just properly leech off of someone else the way i want to

basically me

but im less into surgical alterations and more so getting frequently drugged

see thats what i did

i just drugged myself a shit ton and now my brain works less good

but how do you sustain yourself

welfare

i am gonna get a job tho.... eventually......

oh
i need someone to take care of me before i get too messed up so i don't die

i used to want someone to take care of me but its just too unreliable

either gonna end up a hostage or abandoned and helpless again

gotta learn to take care of urself

i dont want to though

oh well

i want a wife to call me her little pogchamp and tease me and give me kisses and we'd eat food together and i'd welcome her back home from work and she'd brush my hair and we'd cuddle under a blanket and clean the house together and hold hands and talk about her social life and i can vicariously live through it and then she can take me to a party with her friends and she can show me off as her little bitch and then she'd let her friends use my body however they wanted and then when they were done my owner would take me home and either use me herself some more or treat me and make sure that i'm doing okay after all of her friends' use

thats quite the fantasy

yeah i'm pretty pathetic

nah i mean i sorta relate theres lots of appealing bits but itd be something really hard to get most people that are willing to take care of helpless people are insidious in their intentions and probably abusive and u usually get those sort of things between functioning ppl at least with a healthy outcome

i want to be with someone irl and then they say that we're going to have sex and i say okay and then we go into the bedroom together and get undressed and then i grab their hand and use it to slap me across the face and then we get dressed again and i say "thank you foe the sex" and then we go do separate things for the rest of the day until we start cooking dinner together

what do u cook for dinner

raw tortillas

not vry nutritious

timer

i'll replace the image when the timer's done

>>6023
#take

ignore that small experiment

ehhh

oh that reminds me

i was planning to take a picture of myself and then surround if with bury pink and other characters and post it on s4s and say that im glad to have friends or smth dumb like that

thats a good idea

oh not that part

>>6022
#give

real

is that a mahjong piece

yea

wikipedia has a page with detailed pngs like this for every piece including subvariants

idk anything about mahjognngisdfjkf

i watched an anime abt it once

the dude like bet his own blood

i would let somebody drink my blood

but also i kind of already drink my own blood

no it was like they were both hooked up into a machine and instead of using moeny they used blood and if u lose u lose enough blood to die

that's like that one guy who did a dark souls run where he lost blood every time he died and then he died

that cant be real

i looked if up and couldn't find anything, so i may have just been misremembering

wait u didnt just say that as a joke

it may have just been some joke someone else made on reddit
or like a joke post idk

lmao

april ummm

did you know that ummm
if you have boobs and ummm
lean over the arm of your chair to grab your laptop off the floor if your body presses down on your boobs and squishes them against the arm of your chair that it hurts a lot

makes sense ya

ummm

have you ever touched a boob

ya

woah

umm

i am proud of you sweetie

its nothing special

yes it is

ift

it means that you're socially competent enough to get someone to trust you to touch their boob

id say i am

so cool >~<

i actually used to be way more social esp back in highschool

i was less social in highschool

i don't like boys they're rude

ya guys suck

im a proud misandrist

i'm neutrally boyphobic

im not rly misandrist but i generally get along with women more than men

april am i a woman

ya

oh

altho ur young

more like a young lady

>~<

yeah

?

oh ís it ??? again?

ya thats her

hi ???

do some of these commands like need extra thingies to work or

uhh

u remember that txt file

ya im looking at it

idk what the like

the one i wrote?

syntax stuff

means

no the one opworm posted

re

read the one i wrote its better

like wtf does any of (, mean

im too stupid

>>6099
oh

uhhh
its i think t

1-2 or 1-3 digits possibly including a period possibly with a marker for seconds or milliseconds

its regex and a total fucking pain in the ass

ohh

>>6104

>>6104

what comm u testing btw half are broken

gooey

oh

lemme grab my pc again lol i'll give u better notes

dont hurt ur boobs

oh rip

>>6112

uhhh

this is my one of my favorites but it still is kinda unideal

doesn't accept hex codes

i wish that i could be held

>>6112
art

woah

>>6127

woah

ohhhhhhhh

wasn't expecting that to work with bg

fire

andddddd i messed up

u fool

>>6139

>>6140

april ummm

have you ever kissed a boob

yeah

woah

so cool >~<

#fireworks

metoer and confet both have wha ti call the "firworkds" problem where it stretches the bottom of the screen and damn its hard to type like this lol

>>6149

wait do it to me what does confetti look like when ur typing skdjhskdfjghdkfghkdfjghdkj

>>6151

oh man

hey can you "fold" me? righghghhtttt nowwwwwwwwww plssssssssssssssssss plessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>6154

WOA

holy moly

yeah omg

that was huge

type type type type tpye type type type

>>6161

awww

smallfold

the confetti comes all the way down here lmao

i wonder.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

whered u go

#foldeed

#folded

oh yea

u can delete posts with that too

interesting

>>6177

>>6178

what do these say

what do what say

dust

duolicious

oh

and ar15 obsessed dork

wait that's the 4chan thing righ

debunks

yes

its amusing

april

:3

i'm gay

ya

me2

liar

ur right

im straight

wanna make some coffee with me

no coffee hurts my tummy

oh

if i was graphic i would be like

>>6205
#picblur

woah

i actually really like this gle lol it's got that risque but not depraved art style going on real french perverts on the titanic sorta stuff

glegle got cake

when do u think ppl will start making glegle lewd art

>>6210
they already do......

oh

i think i've got one in a folder somewhere

pervert

it wasn't my folder someone gave it to me

hmm ok

aww snap did that get messed up

oh no

eh it's not a big problem but still annoying

#theme

>>6218
#give

>>6221
#give

:)

>>6225

wait whats the other one

>>6225

>>6226

goneposts

>>6232

check em!

u didnt get dubs

oh

bad board

#niceflip (nice)

#niceflip (nice)

nice

#niceflip (rude)

oh no

i had a bury ebil song somewhere gimme a moment

https://bury.pink/3185
i've had this song stuck in my head

error eof

i'm not that nice!
i'm mean and i'm evil!

omg gdfjhgkdfj

don't you have somewhere to post on other boards?

oh i do actually bye

NO DONT GO

oh ok

i was singning teh s u deviois womanlady tickererst

ik

apple

thats me

thats me

appler

yea

bites you

ow

i bleed

slurp

vampire

mhmm~

i had garlic bread

sexy

wtf

garlic is sexy

vampires r supposed to not like garlic

u r being influcenced by steroetyeps

im... no.... im not racist....

looks pretty racing to me

weird car

april

i am leaving bed

why

i am out of bed

april

i'm coming for your bed

my bed is too small

i'm going to steal all your blankets

i only use a thin sheet

the topper sheet

i'm going to steal all your thin sheet

its too warm rn i havent even opened my new blanket

>>6292
hey wanna make a trade

maybe

what type of blanket is it

uhh

trade on my end btw would be lovense hush2 and a fuckton of lube

waffle blanket

with pics of waffles?

100% cotton

no its a waffle texture

what

https://www.amazon.ca/Utopia-Bedding-Cotton-Blanket-Charcoal/dp/B0B45YWZ26/ref=sr_1_5?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-DZjBTSBoYr_MmRu_AlwJUkWJI5ILVCFDhuOVCt8lxoEL3ogOZH6rq2tc9xrneqI3yCddpZj3Qcgu0qDpWpqmVY3g6nhGIjcArVORGRqwSsGKUddfgKK_vThWEEuImdZtq0cMpzoVQ2hSDzI31noScMY4-Aa4Hu9kMyjQzxRZysKUp6wQoNgVBWbiCLTI-Pp4SVanpdaX7ysjtrqp3zD07fbvijmCYY69yegp4kC0Sxs-IFaY790LTGjdIlLsLMVWh-rAWu3MZDma_CIBy-t0UpKY1Bs2ubUoG2Fm19_MPg.dFt33lAOJugx8nygzpfVY5zZy1xevexBc27YCOFKU80&dib_tag=se&keywords=waffle+weave+blanket&qid=1723823786&sr=8-5

oh....

alright sorry i don't want your blanket

thats ok i dont want ur buttplug

ahh

sleepy

go to eep

no

oh ok

yeah

ummm
u cant tell me what to do woman >~<

ur right ur ur own person

(i am baiting you into domming me)

no no ur a self actualized person i shouldnt interfere with ur decision making

yes you should

oh

now ur telling me what to do 😳

nuh uh

oh

april

recima

umm

no thats not me

oh

woah >~<

april umm

uhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nvm

oh ok

>>6334
#hug

>>6335
#hug

yes

bottoms smh

yeah

>~<
i want someone to tell me that they love me

april how can i find someone who loves me

idk

u meet new people get to know them see if ur interested and if u like enough of the same things and have the same values and goals in life then u flirt with them and see what happens

dating apps are the most effective for this unless ur in a lot of online communities but then theres the issue of ldr

i just used tinder

april ummm

ummm

you're neat

ummm
i'm going to bed now bai baiii

sleep tite

>>6022 if trex were alive and could talk there'd be so many dead people who made short arms jokes >>5778 luvly kitty april purr >>5413 so true lmao >>5417 man iht gun is all like "I r teh super super mage manly man omg my gun is MANLY" wimmins with guns: "Your gun ego is stupid and so stupid im so pissed off I got a gun when I holkd a gun I mean it goddamnit"

I could totes see it, genetic engineering brings back a tyrannosaurus and enables it to talk with further gene modding, then one day almost an entire elementary school is devoured after some small child made fun of the trexes tiny arms lol

libpol

political liberalism

this is a LIBERAL site we will not tolerate ANY liberal slander or hate

>>6328
I could sip on that cola for a whole day

me2 sometimes i dont even finish a can of soda

im gay

uwu

hi recima

hello anon :) how are you)

?

anonnnbb

anonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

am i a good girl anonnn

anonnnn

libpol

>>6369
you’re the best <3

>>6337
BASED

aweww, thank you sweetie!!!!!!

<3

Daww it was my pleasure

who are you

are you dutch

>>6328
cutepril

>>6378
I must be spiritually given your powers over them. I hope one day you will guide the dutch people to wisdom and prosperity

what

anon what the fuck are you talking about

when recima interrupts my ‘recima is the rightful queen of holland’ headcannon MODS I’M BEING REPRESSED

i was asking because i am afraid

i have like
ptsd but not as bad but still annoying when i think i see people who have hurt me in the past

awwww that’s tough : ( i won’t talk about it or flirt too hard anymore. I like your fun flirty posts but yeah

no u can flirt its fine im just like
suspicious of people when they do random things