in my travels I don't think I've ever discovered somebody cool

You can tell that he is not the real twinknon because he does not use correct capitalization and punctuation.

I will have you know that I take English language conventions very seriously!

>>640331
I will make you my woman. You will be the source of my strength as I will think of you as I am off in battle.

Unrelated but I have to confess that I feel kind of bad for telling Straw Girl that I would play project zomboid with her, and then just not doing it. If you are reading this, I am deeply sorry.

>>640333
This is true, I do feel bad. Luckily I return to my apartment with my desktop computer this weekend

>>640336
I don't mind, impersonation is the highest form of flattery.

Besides, there is another cue to know if it is me

>>640340
There's an art to it, you wouldn't understand

Many can imitate, but none can replicate

>>640353
ooh that's gotta hurt

goodnight cutie

after what you said to me...

>>640367
I'm glad I almost knocked you out

good morning

hai

where are the Wolf Tribe flags

personally i am a bravo wolf (NOT a beta wolf) as in im the loyal lieutenant of the alpha wolf but im ready to take his place (and his concubines) in the event he becomes infirm or otherwise incapitated

>>640412
deadass

i kept meeting beautiful people who were warrior cats heads

also the t-guys especially them lol

if i knew about warrior cats when i was 11 i would have loved that shit

honestly i kinda wish younger me had a massively autistic and proud friendgroup as a kid instead of going to a ghetto ass school

my brother bumped into one of the autistic guys i forced myself to hang out with in school

hes like my age, no actually hes older, hes like 29/30 and still in pubs going on about how hes rizzing them with the tism or some shit and has mates who do the same. im glad my brother just told me about this bc i did not need to find out about them in person

>>640429
2006 is back babey wahoo

shit lets pretend its the mid 2000s

.play css lets make love

.play franz take me out

fun fact: the middle aged guy in this band left it bc it was too "unprofessional"

what do you expect from an electroclash band from brazil bro

the singer is like the only "famous person" other than cobrah i find attractive

yea one of the guitarists looks kinda twinkhony in a pretty way despite being a cis woman

need me a cis shawty who look mtf

f t mtf

this is like one of those songs which unknowingly is the backdrop to your early teenagehood

.play untouched the veronicas

chelsea dagger is a classic white british person wedding song

.play you're a woman i'm a machine

no skipping we listen to the whole dj set !!

sometimes you need something different to act as punctuation

i said that to the derrick fan the other day bc we went on a long ass walk and then sat down and she was like "oh i like that you sit down randomly in the middle of long ass walks" and then i said something rly wankery like "long walks need punctuation"

also this is good i like it

oddly reminds me of cibo matto??

i appreciate stuff like this bc it functions both as pop music and "musicians music" if yknow what i mean

like there's high fidelity on the drummer and suches part

i remember my ex giving me grief over pop music i liked bc the keyboards and guitars werent complex enough but she liked the cure which isn't that complex so

go crazy from the moment i met u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not sure what to think about the steampunk rave in the video

you have no clue how much this song is played on like

british tv, at british weddings, at football games

my brother made like a playlist with songs like this called "ITV music" (itv is like the nega-bbc)

i dont think he does but hes like. my vibe i think

>>640503
hey this is a picture of me

if someone said that to me i would make them pay .

ed sheeran doesnt seem like a bad guy but theres something lacking there

oh i think my friend showed me this track

.play msi shut me up

>>640515
tag yourself

honestly i feel like im all three of them

you ever noticed how the drummer is the most buff guy in any band

>>640520
knowing my genes i think im ready to take this picture in like 20 years time

>>640525
well a d*d but yeah

slightly gay dad

ok im gonna play some real hoes scaring music

.play still house plants more faster

for some reason whenever that buddy holly song came on i would like

sing the lyrics but make it about fat sweaty gamer girls

my friends thought it was funny at first

why do these gaaameeerrs never shoowwweeerr

i wish i could be an invader zim backpack wearing midwesterner listening to msi in the car

all of my alternate life fantasies revolve around being some kind of american mid 2000s stereotype

i like never passed but i think i was pretty

eternal twinkhon

im ok with that

you look epic dw

hoe scaring begins now

i realised i was "fake trans" whatever that means long ago and i think im ok with it

its possibly not a fetish it can also be like searching for an identity that is firmly yours and not a result of other people + trauma + the way you were socialised etc etc

you have to realise the autistic and/or cluster b brain works differently to others and thats like totally ok

i have met the singer of this irl and she talks exactly how she sings

>>640563
Do What Makes You Happy

my friends sisters called me chopped and then said i looked like lip from shameless

they were like oi oi lip you're chopped oi lip why are you so gay

you got the Very Cool!! rank at the end of the stage

man this terf i spoke to was like

she wasnt stupid she was just like delusional and hateful and stuck up her own ass

typical british sub-academic

i kept trying to steer the conversation towards "ok now that a lot of people are transgender and such.. what now... what do you propose happens now bc they're not like going away or anything" and she was like "WELL ACKTUALLY a lot of young people are turning the side against the transgenderism menace now!!!"

also she had the typical selective moral framework you see in a lot of centre left labour middle aged types

when my mother "found out" (i told her) she just immediately projected herself onto me and was like Omg ur so my son... were both genderless pixies...frollicking around ....

my dad is a former crossdresser and had no reaction and has probably forgotten

lol

i think my nan "knows" but as the family member i am the closest to we will always skirt around the issue and never really bring it up until she dies lol

i had some nair but idk where it is

i like the combo of having soft skin and being muscular

i like contradicting traits

i forgot to play this song again today

.play [YouTube]

my wiffe is singing

u never know

bandito de pais latino

idk im kinda chopped and busted but i made it work for me

the people who i think appeal the most are the chopped ppl who glew up hard

ok this may be trite and rote to hear but do you think exercise would help out your self image

and when i say exercise i mean both walking and bodyweight/home workout/ gym stuff

you dont need to go in hard on lifting weights but if you get the "toned" look then you'll look "healthy", a lot of middle aged women for eg. do this

michelle obama got flak from all those republicanoid women with withering flabby bodies

i got those kind of shoulders too ig

.play [YouTube]

ok let me tell you it is easy to get an ass

like im not just saying this bc i genetically have a good ass i also did exercises for it

https://meghancallawayfitness.com/my-blog/5-exercises-you-can-do-using-a-weighted-backpack/ i did stuff like this during The Scamdemic when the gyms were closed

if you get a backpack and fill it with idk bricks from the local ruined building it can work out well

i lived near a beach so i filled it with plastic bags full of pebbles

im a professional griefer

RDM RDM !!

i need to remember not to say it irl bc people think i genuinely mean it

dont tek di vaccine

thats fucked

oh hell yeah ponies

this is baddasssssss

.play [YouTube]

this alien does the dancing

it was his life and he lived it

i want this video played on repeat at my funeral

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

what up gammmers

its really difficult for some older people to comprehend ai

sounds like you need to have like a sit down and talk with her about ai voices, ai images, ai videos, how they’re all easily generated by prompts which malicious actors may use, and how there’s yells in all of this

>>640704
that’s epic

>>640698
is she on the do not call list, if not, put her on it. it won't stop completely but it will be reduced

erm

hi

im walking around outside with my shirt off bc it’s hot