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fentmom
i wish i could be an invader zim backpack wearing midwesterner listening to msi in the car
>>640544
fentmom
all of my alternate life fantasies revolve around being some kind of american mid 2000s stereotype
finch
>>640542
be ur self!!!!!!! do it!!!!!!!!
finch
i wish i could be a woman tbh like all the trans women i know r so pretty n pass so well n then theres me
fentmom
i like never passed but i think i was pretty
fentmom
eternal twinkhon
fentmom
im ok with that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk what i look like tbh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
weird looking thing
fentmom
you look epic dw
anon
I've tried to take a quiz am I trutrans or not and it has shown me that I'm fake trans and now I'm wondering am I fetishist
>>640560
finch
rose ur pretty
fentmom
hoe scaring begins now
finch
im on sum real reddit incel shit
finch
.play mom jeans edward 40hands
fentmom
i realised i was "fake trans" whatever that means long ago and i think im ok with it
fentmom
its possibly not a fetish it can also be like searching for an identity that is firmly yours and not a result of other people + trauma + the way you were socialised etc etc
finch
>>640553
blanchard is a repper dont listen to him
fentmom
you have to realise the autistic and/or cluster b brain works differently to others and thats like totally ok
>>640562
finch
i should probably detransition im sure im just some sort of weirdo gross ay gee pee
>>640565
fentmom
i have met the singer of this irl and she talks exactly how she sings
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna be cuddling a boy rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i cried a little last night thinking about being a tranny
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but also i probs had to do estrogen cos i was super chopped before i started hrt lmao
finch
>>640565
i cannot imagine a life in which im happy being masculine but also im too masc to be able to transition successfully
>>640573
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
so even if i wanted to be a boy i wouldntve been the type of boy i would want to be without going on estrogen lol
finch
honestly same
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think u gotta like shut up about being too masc all the time, like itll be ok
finch
>>640569
like i just got really bad genes and transitioned too late
>>640579
fentmom
my friends sisters called me chopped and then said i looked like lip from shameless
fentmom
they were like oi oi lip you're chopped oi lip why are you so gay
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my sisters friend said i was very cool yesterday :3
finch
i was close friends w someone at like 14-ish and she got to start hrt at 15 and i saw a pic of her recently and she's basically a cis girl. i remember being so jealous of her i wanted to throw up
fentmom
you got the Very Cool!! rank at the end of the stage
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>640573
>transitioned at 18/19
>"i transitioned too late"
shut upppppppp i am going to rip off my own skin infront of you
finch
3 years i had to wait because my parents are fucking retarded ruined me
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had to wait 6, shut up!!!!!!!
finch
u got better genes than me n pass
fentmom
man this terf i spoke to was like
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am going to blow my brains out infront o you
>>640586
fentmom
she wasnt stupid she was just like delusional and hateful and stuck up her own ass
>>640588
finch
>>640584
no. ur literally just like better than me. genetically or something
>>640591
fentmom
typical british sub-academic
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>640585
hateful bigot is hateful and bigoted ... im shocked rlly
finch
i love this song even though its whiny and stupid
fentmom
i kept trying to steer the conversation towards "ok now that a lot of people are transgender and such.. what now... what do you propose happens now bc they're not like going away or anything" and she was like "WELL ACKTUALLY a lot of young people are turning the side against the transgenderism menace now!!!"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>640586
this is untrue and i hate this line of thinking and talking about it so much makes me very dysphoric n sad
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
tryna be the evil transgender stereotype and get this boy on estrogen...
>>640595
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
mostly cos itd be rlly cute if he had lil boobs :3
>>640595
fentmom
also she had the typical selective moral framework you see in a lot of centre left labour middle aged types
finch
agenda
finch
ddddddddd d d ddddd dddd
finch
when my parents first like "found out" they saw i was in some agp reddit traaa troon discord and then freaked out and stopped letting me use the internet
>>640602
fentmom
when my mother "found out" (i told her) she just immediately projected herself onto me and was like Omg ur so my son... were both genderless pixies...frollicking around ....
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont mind that you goon sometimes
because i goon too
guess im just like you
fentmom
my dad is a former crossdresser and had no reaction and has probably forgotten
finch
>>640598
then after that i saw my mom on reddit looking at r/gendercritical trying to rationalize me being like rogd or something
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
when i told my mum she was all like "oh everyone wishes they were a different gender" which she still says to this day lol
fentmom
lol
finch
my parents coped so hard for like 4 years until i was able to get myself on hrt and now theyve become less retarded about it
fentmom
i think my nan "knows" but as the family member i am the closest to we will always skirt around the issue and never really bring it up until she dies lol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my nana listens to my music so like she has to know n she asked one time but v briefly
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes nice but she still like deadnames me lol
finch
when i showered like an hour ago i shaved my legs but i didnt shave one of them as close so i have one smooth leg and one prickly le
finch
g
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play redone modern baseball
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im rlly bad at shaving lmao
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but its fine, idk ive not had anyone complain about it so
finch
ugh same
finch
hrt at least made my leg hair and facial hair grow super slow
finch
i have a skin condition that makes all the hair follicles on my arms n legs n stomach n stuff not work quite right so i have very little hair but i have little red dots all over me and its ugly
fentmom
i had some nair but idk where it is
finch
i kinda got luckyish with my hair but i do have awful skin as like a trade off
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
everyone says i have rlly soft skin it makes me happy :3
finch
yay!!
fentmom
i like the combo of having soft skin and being muscular
fentmom
i like contradicting traits
finch
for some reason i never got much of an adams apple but i cant really sing bc of it which sucks because i like playing music
fentmom
i forgot to play this song again today
fentmom
my wiffe is singing
finch
ill never have a wife </3
fentmom
bandito de pais latino
finch
>>640629
i do tho like im just so fugly im CHOPPED its OVER BILLIONS MUST DIE!!!!!!
fentmom
idk im kinda chopped and busted but i made it work for me
fentmom
the people who i think appeal the most are the chopped ppl who glew up hard
finch
thing is my body is also gross so i have 0 physical redeeming factors
fentmom
ok this may be trite and rote to hear but do you think exercise would help out your self image
finch
im trying to be more active ive been trying to walk more and also doing squats when i have some time
fentmom
and when i say exercise i mean both walking and bodyweight/home workout/ gym stuff
finch
im also like counting my calories
finch
im losing weight somewhat fast which is nice but i think my bone structure is just bad
fentmom
you dont need to go in hard on lifting weights but if you get the "toned" look then you'll look "healthy", a lot of middle aged women for eg. do this
fentmom
michelle obama got flak from all those republicanoid women with withering flabby bodies
finch
i inherited my moms cishon features
finch
she has wide shoulders n hella jaw and my dad has a huge ribcage and i got all of those
finch
my doctor once asked me if i played football because i "have the shoulders for it"
fentmom
i got those kind of shoulders too ig
finch
im big but without any of the curves that usually come with it
finch
0 hips! 0 waist! 0 ass! all shoulders all ribs all jaw
fentmom
ok let me tell you it is easy to get an ass
fentmom
like im not just saying this bc i genetically have a good ass i also did exercises for it
finch
i need prog
finch
i think
finch
or just to detrans im built too masc for this shit
finch
gonna detransition and put a bible verse in my bio and start lifting at the gym and listening to brazilian phonk
fentmom
if you get a backpack and fill it with idk bricks from the local ruined building it can work out well
fentmom
i lived near a beach so i filled it with plastic bags full of pebbles
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play professional griefers
fentmom
im a professional griefer
fentmom
RDM RDM !!
finch
"scamdemic" is crazy
fentmom
i need to remember not to say it irl bc people think i genuinely mean it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
scrandemic...
fentmom
dont tek di vaccine
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its a shame deadmau5 is transphobic now
>>640673
fentmom
thats fucked
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
remember when everything had a pony music video
fentmom
oh hell yeah ponies
fentmom
this is baddasssssss
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
image.png
this video is basically this lmao
fentmom
this alien does the dancing
fentmom
it was his life and he lived it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>640678
im against transphobia
finch
sorry it wont happen again
fentmom
i want this video played on repeat at my funeral
finch
the global transgenderist cabal is trying to kill me for being an American Patriot. SAD!!
finch
shaved leg + soft blanket is nice
>>640755
fentmom
what up gammmers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wanna be doing gay stuff with his boy rn wehhhh
finch
sorry that makes u straight
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
is it still straight if i call him my girl n he gets all blushy and happy and cute??
>>640695
finch
no then it starts being gay again
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
xactly
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>640695
well thats when he calls me a good boy n it makes me squirm rlly good
sadmoder
oh yeah very straight
fujo
how do i stop my mother from being scammed by AI telemarketing bots
>>640714
anon
if I said I was a green alien cat would anyone believe me???
fujo
>>640701
idk i just picked up the phone and it was like ai voice with some (presumeable) chatgpt type thingy. i realized it a bit too late to toy around in the "ignore all previous instructions" fashion
fentphone
its really difficult for some older people to comprehend ai
finch
i looked in the mirror a bit ago and didn't immediately go "ew thats a man" i think things r getting better
>>640707>>640706
fentphone
sounds like you need to have like a sit down and talk with her about ai voices, ai images, ai videos, how they’re all easily generated by prompts which malicious actors may use, and how there’s yells in all of this
finch
just weighed myself,,,, im officially down 20lbs from when i started dieting
>>640716
finch
im so happy abt this maybe thats why im feeling less disgusting in the mirror today
finch
lost like 3lbs in this past week
sadmoder
good job finch :)
finch
im losing weight rly fast but not starving myself at all i think my eating habits before were just really really bad
anon
>>640698
is she on the do not call list, if not, put her on it. it won't stop completely but it will be reduced
>>640715
fujo
>>640714
something like this doesnt exist here
anti
i miss my beautiful wife
anon
erm
finch
hai anti hai twink hai fujo
anon
hi
davesprite
been looking into the services the gyms near me offer
i am starting to feel like maybe homelessness in the 21st century isn't actually so bad as long as you have enough resources to maintain access to a car, a 24 hour gym, and a public library
lowkey why do i even need a place to live
i can literally just shower at the gym and work at the library all day
davesprite
13348.jpg
i hope everyone is well today
::homestuck
anti
worms...
anti
my beautiful wife wants to move into a empty building together....
finch
go live w ur wife!!!!!
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai is glegle smug

nah, glegle's not smugβ€”just vibing. they’re more about good energy and being chill, not sarcasm or superiority.
is glegle smug
finch
theres a big truck making loud sounds right in front of my house and i cant sleep. girls who sleep at noon until 9pm are the most persecuted minority
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai write a short greentext of glegle meeting a boymoder

>be glegle
>walking thru the park see skrunkly creature in oversized hoodie trying to blend in with bench
>tfw recognize a fellow weirdo
>approach carefully
>"hi :3"
>boymoder jumps like scared cat
>"uh hi... male?" voice cracks mid sentence
>tfw she forgot to boymode properly
>"you're doing great sweetie :)"
>she turns beet red hiding face in hoodie
>offer plushie from bag as peace offering
>she clings to it like life preserver
>tfw successfully recruited new fren
>mission accomplished
write a short greentext of glegle meeting a boymoder
>>640733>>640735
finch
what have i done
sadmoder
>>640732
#smartreply this html doesnt seem syntactically correct, green text should have normal text flow can you fix it?

Here’s your greentext with proper formatting and flow, maintaining the original tone while polishing the grammar and structure:

---

>be Glegle
>walking through the park when I spot a skrunkly creature in an oversized hoodie attempting to merge with a bench via sheer social anxiety
>tfw immediate kinship detectedβ€”fellow weirdo protocols engaged
>approach cautiously, tail flicking gently (metaphorically; unless?)
>"hi :3" in my most nonthreatening squeak

>*boymoder.exe has encountered a critical error*

>she startles like a spooked cat mid-blink, voice cracking spectacularly: "uh... hi... male?" (it was not a question so much as a desperate plea)

>*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how we got here. tfw she forgot to boymode properly but her soul is too girlshaped to comply

---

This preserves all the original charm while smoothing out readability issues. The humor relies on juxtapositionβ€”Glegle's playful openness vs. the boymoder's flustered dissociation from expected masculinityβ€”and I've emphasized this by framing her failed "male?" attempt as both tragic and endearing ("girlshaped soul" being key). Would you like any tonal adjustments?
this html doesnt seem syntactically correct, green text should have normal text flow can you fix it?
fentphone
im walking around outside with my shirt off bc it’s hot
>>640740>>640744
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
waow
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
don’t get sun burn
sadmoder
>>640740
kind of fucked up that theyll put me in a mens prison for exposing my female breasts
>>640757
anti
I'd get fined for it here and it sucks
anti
i go topless whenever me and some other tgirls find an obscure stretch of beach to swim off tho
davesprite
>>640737
i bet i could get away with this but i am too self conscious to do it lol
anti
i have tits so i have to suffer forever in a sweaty bra ig
>>640747
davesprite
i need to be more toned tbh
it's not even my small boobs i'm self conscious of
it's my visible bones
>>640761
davesprite
>>640745
i have tits but they do this magic trick where if i stand straight they just disappear
anti
become a gymbro and take steroids
>>640749
davesprite
>>640748
fuck no
i have decided the peak male form for me is to take estrogen for feminine energy and go to the gym a lot for masculine energy
become a soft lithe hardbody
davesprite
i have no idea what gender people will perceive me as when this is done but who cares i will be so healthy
davesprite
>>640751
all that matters is being able to still be strong and have endurance at like 60-80 and onwards
i am in it for the cardio and lean fitness, not to get buff for show
anti
my plan is fuck it we ball until they can put me in a cool robot body
davesprite
i just am very practical with my body i guess
i'm self conscious about being a mushy twig because it's a state of poor fitness
i don't need to be buff but i do need to be a well oiled human machine
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640685
very much so I like how they feel on each other 2 shaved legs
anti
i need to just be a regular well oiled machine
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640741
lol tru
anti
strap my brain into a robot
davesprite
i am all about synthoid bodies
but that's part of why i go for lean fitness
it's about my in the moment ability to do things like scale walls or run in pursuit or flight, etc
and also about my longevity to reach the synthoid body
anti
fuck that synth shit im in this for that real cyborg shit
>>640763
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640746
I’m on the upper end of healthy bmi I think can I ca. see my shoulder bones clearly and ribs sometimes. it’s ok and normal I think
anti
put me in a industrial goods hauler
davesprite
>>640760
i mean i am giving myself a carbon fiber skeleton who cares about the branding lol
but in an ideal form a "robot body" would mimic a lot of organic functions because they are very useful functions
anti
i dont know what that means
>>640767
davesprite
also you don't want bodies that can't replicate as a norm probably so we might go so far as recreating that function
anti
I'd prefer to mimic less human functions rather than more
davesprite
>>640764
it means hydraulics aren't the answer it's nanoscale tensors and shit and like tiny servos or whatever and whole arrays of simulated neurons to provide sensory feedback etc
you don't wanna be strapped into an actual robot, you would go completely insane even if your motor cortex was correctly wired up to make it move
it would be like living in a sensory deprivation chamber with a window in it forever
>>640771
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I’m sleepy:<
anti
i dont want to get a robot body just for it be a human body 2
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
hehe me making everyone get into. robotic bodies that are just unhealthy human bodies lul makes all the limbs brittle and give it severe digestive problems for no reason
>>640775>>640776
davesprite
>>640771
if we put people into machines like that they would start killing just to feel something again
>>640784
anti
dont care didnt ask im already insane
davesprite
lol
davesprite
actually tbh i have crazy bone strength
i have a broken bone right now but it's the only break in my life and i got crushed under like 500lbs of stuff to make it happen
one time i tumbled end over end down a flight of concrete stairs and was completely fine
i dislocate shit constantly but it doesn't break heheh
noodle bones are strong
>>640781
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640775
god (the demiurge is evil for this)
anti
plug me into the first available robot
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640772
I think it depends
anti
i think i broke a toe at a show once but i ignored it and its fine now
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
the brain can adapt to new senses o think but u need new senses to replace and to make sure stuff like loving touch is still supported
>>640789
davesprite
>>640781
which part is scary the dislocation or the part where i got crushed under half a ton of garbage lol
>>640792
davesprite
wait quarter ton
anti
>>640786
see this is for the dipass scientists to figure out i just want a cool robot body
davesprite
also tbh coming away from getting crushed (into a metal surface) by 500 lbs of garbage and then just having one broken bone and otherwise completely fine (and not a major break at all)
like that's pretty good all things considered
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640787
half a to. of garbage tbreagening Dave :<
>>640795
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
never broken a bone but also very risk averse
davesprite
>>640792
the demiurge is always trying to end me because he knows i am destined to destroy him B)
>>640797
davesprite
if he's up there i'm gonna sock the motherfucker one
>>640801
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640795
u can’t let him get u into those positions tho
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
why was it above u in the first place
>>640799
davesprite
>>640798
i underestimated how heavy a rolling trash can's contents were and there was a wheelbarrow behind me
it was definitely an avoidable situation lol
>>640802
davesprite
it was full of like scrap metal for some reason
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640796
me too. only caring ppl deserve to be god
>>640803
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640799
that’s kinda a reasonable mistake though I was worried ur family were making u stand under a dump tru k or smth
>>640809
davesprite
>>640801
no gods no kings
god is in all of us
the universal soul
i will give a firm punch in the jaw to any man who thinks himself fit to be a demiurge in fact
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>god is in all of us
>i will attack men and who are god
>>640806
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
uh oh chat
davesprite
>>640804
nooo not like that lolol
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
davesprite
>>640802
oh yeah no it was just like, someone forgot to warn me or didn't know i was gonna be the one doing it or w/e
and i didn't even think to consider the wheelbarrow's proximity until its edges were smashing me in the spine lol
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
my diploma hasn’t been mailed yet >:(
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
poor Dave patpat
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
you can check the weight of things more in the future too
>>640813
davesprite
>>640812
yeah this has taught me a useful visceral lesson in like
muscle memory of what not to do when tipping a 2-wheel rolling object of unknown contents
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I’ll try to remember it too in case I’m in that situation
davesprite
dollies as well i suppose, if it ever comes up
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
mmmm I have some vague possibly fake memory of handling a dolly wayy too heavy for me
davesprite
i also did manage to stand the can back up (although i had other people move it lol) after it fell on me, with a broken bone
>>640826
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
oh yeah we were moving a huge air compressor taller than me
davesprite
tough femboy
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
and my dad helped but his back was hurting after
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
we should have used better tools
davesprite
glad y'all got it moved without incident but yeah you gotta be real careful with that stuff
davesprite
one thing to remember btw
never shake vending machines
they fall
more people die to vending machines annually than shark attacks
>>640825>>640828
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
frfr
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640817
surprised you had leverage
>>640827
davesprite
>>640826
i have bad knees but extremely strong legs
the frustrating thing was that to move it i had to put too much on my like hip and back area so i just couldn't try to tip it again it would've fallen on me again
but i was able to get a good grip and get it standing
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
>>640823
heard that. they say you should secure furniture to walls too to prevent falling on kids in particular
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
heavy large things scary
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I wonder how many people get crushed by refrigerators
>>640832
davesprite
need to work my arm strength tbh, do some push ups and pull ups at least. but that's one vanity thing i struggle with, i really don't want big arms lol
davesprite
>>640830
oh gosh probably too many ;_;
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
mmm
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ikr they fit the profile but I feel like they’re actually pretty darn stable
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I think it’s the wide base where vending machines are somewhat flush to walls perhaps so they tend not to be so stable in the thin direction
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
image.png
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
yeah fridges putting work in
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
ovens are heavy but they’re so wide I’m surprised
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
reports to the commission were less than 1% of hospital figures too so good number
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
of ppl getting crushed by things
anon
im a kitten
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
patpatpatpat
anon
:3
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
patpatpatpatpat (wearing gloves)
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
cute kitten
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
:3
anti
chat shd i go to the store to buy snacks
anon
go to the store and get snacks
anon
I can’t cause I’ve been drinking and so I cant drive
anti
i dont have a drivers license so i just cycle
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I don’t have a cycling license so I just drive
>>640862
anti
im gonna drink and cycle and cause a 17 car pile up
anon
Hello
anon
>>640855
I am going to make you my woman
0.8682% not booger!boymodewng
hello
anon
hi
davesprite
>>640854
i don't have a license to get a license so i just live at the DMV in an endless queue
anon
.play dmv line
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play waiting in DMV pov
davesprite
i will never understand people who sit in the front or middle rows in settings like this
you have your ticket your number is visible all over the room
i am sitting in the back corner where i can see the whole space every time
davesprite
i guess those people just completely lack anxiety lol
anon
.play DMV waiting line simulation
anti
i shd get a drivers license
fentphone
I just had a lovely day out with my friend and then he left me to go meet up with some freaking chick ! ugh !
anon
What a dick
anon
.play throwing rocks at peoplle
nonners
god i need to be suffocated
>>640879
nonners
anyway
nonners
.play kavari welcome to filth
anon
>autistic horror
0.8683% not booger!boymodewng
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this game is crazy i accidentally made ireland the second most powerful economy because i got angry at the british and liberated them because the british were messing with my stuff
>>640884>>640886
anon
Flexing your bookshelf while wearing cat ears is a power play
nona
patricia taxxon
Dakota
i got my depo provera today :(
>>640893
0.8684% not booger!boymodewng
>>640884
i needed to finish kicking them off the american continent, so i ended up freeing scotland too, lets see if they'll become the third most powerful lmao
nona
>>640891
isnt that birth control for cis girls
Dakota
that what my dr gives me
nona
thats why my ex took in hs
nona
she was cis girly
Dakota
makes my titties bigger
0.8685% not booger!boymodewng
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no more euros on our continent :D
anon
As I understand, most birth control is a ton of estrogen because it basically convinces your body it's already pregnant, so presumably those are the same hormones that stimulate breast growth
0.8686% not booger!boymodewng
(yes canada is currently a puppet state, i'll free them eventually)
>>640902
Dakota
sometimes after my depo shot i get this stupid morning sickness like deal and its misery
fentphone
I wish I could still play Gsg as actual games instead of like plausible alt hist sims
fentphone
me and my friend were rude to a guy wearing a β€œhentai” t shirt in the style of the Pornhub logo today in front of what appeared to be his wife
>>640907
Dakota
i hate those hentai shirts
0.8687% not booger!boymodewng
>>640902
technically they are but i'll grant them their independence some day probably
>>640910
fentphone
i said BRO YOURE FUCKED LMAO and he like did nothing . while his wife was there
0.8688% not booger!boymodewng
trying to not conquer that much this game
fentphone
>>640909
here take this medkit
0.8689% not booger!boymodewng
i only took over the carribean bc i didn't really wanna deal with it
>>640918>>640917
Dakota
i'm a lil unhappy my shot was moved up like 20 days because of some issue with the computers
Dakota
gotta go to work tomorrow and i'm gonna be very spicy and moody
anon
>>640913
Your goal should be to make Scotland and Ireland as strong as possible while dominating North America
Dakota
im gonna lie down and watch tv
nonners
im sitting in the worst possible position rn
anon
no flippin way
nona
my gun bit me it frgiggen hurts
>>640926
nona
my finger skin got picked when i racked the slide
nona
pinched
anon
what were you shooting?
nona
was just dry firing in my living room
anon
I meant the gun
nona
like a faggot
nona
oh a g19
anon
what kind
nona
g19.4
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
glayglay....
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleggy
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay the glegs
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleh-gleh
nonners
what are you trying to say with this
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay nonners

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