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anon
i do not
anon
brain too old
shrimp
mine is too
shrimp
.skip
anon
it's over
shrimp
its only 20 minutes?
BigSadEnjoyer
it was a short before the actual movie
BigSadEnjoyer
all the pokemon movies had these for like the first 10 -15
shrimp
ohhhh
BigSadEnjoyer
thats what im saying
shrimp
that is in fact what you were syaing
BigSadEnjoyer
that frame of pichu im pretty sure comes from one of them about pickahu being abducted by a bunch of pichu
BigSadEnjoyer
and trying to look after them after they are borderling trying to kill themselves as baby animals tend to do
shrimp
lmao
shrimp
oh shit here we go again
BigSadEnjoyer
i found the full thing
anon
let's go
BigSadEnjoyer
i really like this one because its 100% the pokemon
>>63883
BigSadEnjoyer
theres no humans its just the pokemon having their own adventure
anon
>>63881
i vaguely remember reading about how the author of the pokemon manga wanted to make the pokemon rebel and take over at the end but the company was against it lmao
>>63885
shrimp
pog
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63883
idk if u ever read the original pokemon manga but its total fucking insanity, guns, murder, pokemon killing peopel
shrimp
guns???
anon
sounds cool
anon
that's how i understood pokemon as a kid anyhow
BigSadEnjoyer
its really wierd lol and theres all this sci fi technology
shrimp
that does sound rad
BigSadEnjoyer
it feels like trigun or some shit almost
BigSadEnjoyer
its such a surreal wierd sci fi world
anon
not so surprising given how pokemon heavily draws on like shin megami tensei
>>63895
BigSadEnjoyer
the pokemon cartoon sanitized it so much
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63893
yeaaaa fr
BigSadEnjoyer
its just SMT for kids
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why I thought all the people mad at palworld, the nintendy fanboys, were so funny
anon
if only we had smt for kids to indoctrinaize them
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon stole its ideas from others to begin with xD
anon
i can't spell
anon
and i am too tired to learn how
>>63903
shrimp
i wonder how that lawsuit is going
BigSadEnjoyer
>>63901
embrace retawd
anon
retvrn
shrimp
iirc nintendo was suing palword over like the ball catching mechanic
BigSadEnjoyer
togepi is so cute i have a plush one
BigSadEnjoyer
baby
BigSadEnjoyer
BULBA SAUR BULHBAAAA
BigSadEnjoyer
BULBAAABULBAAA
shrimp
bulba-by
BigSadEnjoyer
i was always mad in the games there is no Bulbaby special move
shrimp
bellsprout bein freaky
anon
wtf was that
BigSadEnjoyer
bellsport is a fucking freak fr tho
shrimp
i like how theres just a disembodied pokedex narrator
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
BigSadEnjoyer
raichu being a bully fits it so well lol
anon
pikablu........
BigSadEnjoyer
ppppprriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
shrimp
the voices n sound r so good
shrimp
"voices"
BigSadEnjoyer
the female VA for pikachu in japan retired after like 29 years in the role or some shit lol
BigSadEnjoyer
i saw an article about it at some point last year
shrimp
woah
anon
imagine spending thirty years doing pikachu voices
BigSadEnjoyer
it aint much but its honest work
BigSadEnjoyer
SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
anon
me
anon
tired
BigSadEnjoyer
yadahn is so cute i love yadahn
BigSadEnjoyer
PI? PI! PI!?
BigSadEnjoyer
these fucking transitional pokemon dance things were brain bugs for my entire childhood
BigSadEnjoyer
especially the magnemite one
BigSadEnjoyer
MAGG. NAHHHH. MITE....
shrimp
the fuck voltorb is huge
BigSadEnjoyer
its electrode
BigSadEnjoyer
voltorbds dad
shrimp
same thing...
BigSadEnjoyer
its that big tho
BigSadEnjoyer
damn 5 cop cars just blew past my apt
>>63948
BigSadEnjoyer
nyc moment
anon
>>63946
you're going to be arrested for pirating the pokemon movie
BigSadEnjoyer
its on u tube lmao
BigSadEnjoyer
poor squirtle he tried hard and lost...
shrimp
these r so weird
shrimp
pikachu mad now
BigSadEnjoyer
oh no they awakened the level 88 pikachu
BigSadEnjoyer
i cant believe they did my main 🥷 jigglypuff like that
shrimp
its meowth
BigSadEnjoyer
thats right
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a koffing plushie
BigSadEnjoyer
and a slowpoke plushie
shrimp
cute
shrimp
koffing is great
BigSadEnjoyer
i want a crobat or golbat plushie
shrimp
it would be a big floppa with those wings
BigSadEnjoyer
yea :D
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a blahaj too
BigSadEnjoyer
charizard is literally me
shrimp
snorlax is me
BigSadEnjoyer
omg they are fucking dead
shrimp
fuckin idiot
BigSadEnjoyer
hes a himbo fr
shrimp
fr
opna
the local video rental store actually had the first pokemon movie on dvd
BigSadEnjoyer
i owned it on vhs
opna
they sold it to me
BigSadEnjoyer
i had pokemon the first movie on vhs and godzilla destroy all monsters on dvd those were mine
BigSadEnjoyer
and harry potter dvd the first 2 movies they had great special features
anon
sad lizard... crying...........
BigSadEnjoyer
holy shit hes fucking dead
shrimp
CRYING
shrimp
you would think onix would be enough
anon
i was just thinking that
anon
onix sucks
shrimp
you would
shrimp
true very low attack stack
BigSadEnjoyer
dont talk shit about my main 🥷 onix
shrimp
sorry but he sucks
BigSadEnjoyer
i have had a shiny onix in diamond
shrimp
two quad weaknesses?
BigSadEnjoyer
the most important quality of a pokemon is if u think they are cool
shrimp
high defense stat but like low special which is what both the quad weaknesses were against
BigSadEnjoyer
onix has one of hte lowest BST of any pokemon in the game including baby pokemon xD
shrimp
wait fr
BigSadEnjoyer
yea its acutally insanely bad
BigSadEnjoyer
even for gen 1
BigSadEnjoyer
should i tell u my autistic theory of the unified pokemon creation myth
shrimp
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oh holy shit i forgot how bad
shrimp
sure
BigSadEnjoyer
okay so literally everything in every game supports this so its basically 100% true and factual
BigSadEnjoyer
basically Arceus is the creator god of the entire pokemon universe
BigSadEnjoyer
but he did not create humans
BigSadEnjoyer
arceas created the pokemon universe and the power pokemon really have is not like, all their unique powers but adaptability
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon can evolve to be ANYTHING, weather the manifestation of time or just a little fishy guy
BigSadEnjoyer
this hype evolution trait lead to an escalating arms race as more and more powerful pokemon started battling in endless wars that almost destroyed the entire universe
BigSadEnjoyer
u see this theme repeat OVER AND OVER in pokemon, kyogre v groudon, palkia v dialga, yvelta versus the x one i forget
anon
what is your take on the forbidden pokemon lore
BigSadEnjoyer
so what arceus did is import people from our universe into the pokiemon world to teach pokemon love
>>64008
BigSadEnjoyer
without the love the recieve from trainers and people they would once againe begin hyper evolving and destryt he universe again
anon
is that why they enslave pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why its always a random child who saves the day in pokemon, because its hte innocence and love between humans and pokemon that keeps them from evolving into super powerful planet destroying beasts
shrimp
interesting theory i like it
anon
deep
BigSadEnjoyer
pokemon arent esnalved its literally creating a producting and healthy outlet for their need to battle and evolve
BigSadEnjoyer
mew is what the default state is
BigSadEnjoyer
ditto is every pokemons ability to evolve
BigSadEnjoyer
any pokemon could evolve into ANY other pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
thats why there are pokemon who are literally just human objects and ideas
BigSadEnjoyer
like ghosts, or a keychain
shrimp
does this mean randomizer runs are canon
BigSadEnjoyer
because htey evolved to better get laong with and live with humans
BigSadEnjoyer
yea
BigSadEnjoyer
sure ig why not?
shrimp
just a silly thought...
BigSadEnjoyer
SLOWPOKE
BigSadEnjoyer
basically humans are the reason pokemon dont destroy the universe, because of friendship and bonding :D
BigSadEnjoyer
also in sun and moon you literally go through a dimensional portal
BigSadEnjoyer
and you visit a planet where the bond between humans and pokemon broke down
anon
do you have a take on the forbidden pokemon lore from the leak?
>>64035
BigSadEnjoyer
and all the humans were and pokemon were killed off with one single ultra beast being the sole life form left on the planet
BigSadEnjoyer
because that what happens when pokemon arent treated with love
BigSadEnjoyer
they just hyper evolve until only one reins supreme
anon
..........
anon
>>64035
there are like stories that were never published by game freak that were leaked by hackers as part of their generalized leak of assets
>>64038
BigSadEnjoyer
>>64037
OH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT umm
BigSadEnjoyer
how humans and pokemon can have children?
BigSadEnjoyer
yea that is 100% canon
anon
yes and also the darkness lol
anon
damn
BigSadEnjoyer
it makes sense though because pokemon are hyper adaptable
anon
whats the darkness
BigSadEnjoyer
what the darkness yea
anon
they were just very dark
BigSadEnjoyer
there were wars in the pokemon world its part of the history even in the childrens show
anon
with murder and things i should probably not mention if some people are sensitive about them
BigSadEnjoyer
so what u are telling me is Mr Mime IS ASHES FATHER?
anon
the biggest twist
BigSadEnjoyer
its not really a twist....
BigSadEnjoyer
if u watch teh show
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
anon
consider though
anon
what if his father is dead
BigSadEnjoyer
look at his hand
anon
and mr. mime
anon
is the replacement
anon
miming his father
BigSadEnjoyer
that would be sad but also kind of cute
BigSadEnjoyer
mr mime is just trying to take care of his trainer
anon
and his trainer's mum
BigSadEnjoyer
no ashes mom is mr mimes trainer
BigSadEnjoyer
not ashe
BigSadEnjoyer
ashes first pokemon is pikachu, but he had already been living with mr mime for a long time
anon
damn you know your lore
BigSadEnjoyer
its his moms pokemon
BigSadEnjoyer
i mean just watch pokemon episode 1....
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
anon
i watched it ten billion years ago
BigSadEnjoyer
same i still remember it tho
anon
brain tired
BigSadEnjoyer
my brain baddd have u seen how bad iu type???
BigSadEnjoyer
it got much worse on estrogen i think because i stopped caring
opna
.skip
BigSadEnjoyer
i used to type super slow to always have perfect grammer and now im the exact opposite
>>64079>>64122
anon
>>64078
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS ME
anon
and i can still type perfectly and write well
BigSadEnjoyer
yea if I need too
anon
but for some reason i mostly don't
BigSadEnjoyer
but who cares???? xD
anon
this is cursed knowledge
BigSadEnjoyer
anyway that is my uhhh
BigSadEnjoyer
my master theory
BigSadEnjoyer
my unified theory of pokemon
anon
thank you for explaining
BigSadEnjoyer
I think it is pretty close to what the pokemon company has been hinting at but ive never seen anyone lay it all out like that
BigSadEnjoyer
nto even in video essays which is crazy
BigSadEnjoyer
u would think someone would make a video on the topic but nope ive never seen anyone imply anything like what I think is ovcious if play all the games
BigSadEnjoyer
smhhhh maybe I should make a white man video essay about it
>>64225
anon
is there a reason /lgbt/ isnt shown on the list of boards in the header is it because its kinda the secret BW side of the site?
>>64101
BigSadEnjoyer
its not playing whatever it is
BigSadEnjoyer
is it a live stream??
opna
it's working on another device..
shrimp
>>64096
it wasnt originally gonna be the main thread but since libpol was advertised on lgbt it was used so i think thats why its not in the header
>>64103
opna
.skip
BigSadEnjoyer
i will never touch thepolitics side of this website
BigSadEnjoyer
politics is gay
shrimp
you were talking about politics for like an hour earlier today
anon
but being gay is good???????????????
BigSadEnjoyer
yea but thast different talking with ur bros about politics is cool talking about itw ith strangers on the interenet is cringe
BigSadEnjoyer
liek I would never go to www. politics. com and talk about politics but if i got to www. i ike the vdeiogaems.com and politics comes up i would talk about it
>>64114>>64228
opna
.skip
opna
damn
BigSadEnjoyer
does that make sense?
shrimp
>>64109
very good point ya
opna
.skip
BigSadEnjoyer
why is the video player brokens
shrimp
cause youtube is stinky
opna
finally
anon
>>64078
i'm still reeling from this tbh. i've seen way too many people say this to dismiss it entirely but my archfeminist self is rebelling against the implications.
>>64124>>64229>>64123
BigSadEnjoyer
>>64122
my brain is now a weak female brain oh nooooooooooos
anon
aaaaaaah
BigSadEnjoyer
are htese mexican greasers???
shrimp
:;dance
BigSadEnjoyer
BigSadEnjoyer
BigSadEnjoyer
wtf
BigSadEnjoyer
l;dance ::dance
BigSadEnjoyer
::Dance l;dance
BigSadEnjoyer
l;dance
BigSadEnjoyer
:'dance
opna
::whale
BigSadEnjoyer
:;dance
shrimp
you gotta do ;dance on a newline
shrimp
BigSadEnjoyer
LETS GOOOO
BigSadEnjoyer
DANCE
BigSadEnjoyer
this is such a cool website when are they changing the name to the regular zone
>>64156
opna
they caught the fish
shrimp
shrimp
>>64150
probably in a month or two
BigSadEnjoyer
a boinga boinga boinga BOINGA....
BigSadEnjoyer
if u can read this its over for u
shrimp
#itsover (54)
BigSadEnjoyer
::clap
opna
the boy was trained on the wrong dataset
BigSadEnjoyer
lmao
anon
KAPOW
anon
omg this dude about to end it
gmeister
>>64167
scrimbulus bobulus
opna
.skip
opna
WW wasn't so broken before..
anon
>>64174
yea its really good
gmeister
time for weird experimental music
gmeister
damn its buffering for me so its really rough
gmeister
.skip
anon
hi
gmeister
sup stinky
anon
dont bully me ill cum
gmeister
lil stinker
gmeister
i bet you smell
gmeister
>>64188
people curl their noses when you walk near
anon
the only
gmeister
faces scrunched
anon
shrimp
you should
gmeister
probably
gmeister
for some crime commited in this life or in your many past ones
anon
if i had to go through another life after this one id kill myself rn
>>64206
anon
.play whirling in rags 8am
anon
>>64206
unlikely its suffering all the way down
anon
with my luck ill be born in the lowest caste of the next life
shrimp
but maybe youll win big!!
anon
i hope its all just blackness after death
gmeister
.play disco elysium dicemaker
💓!nIOh.loris
hiya again wormies
💓!nIOh.loris
all the wormies are gone
>>64222
💓!nIOh.loris
.play all by myself celine
gmeister
yes
gmeister
all gone
💓!nIOh.loris
gosh what a voice
💓!nIOh.loris
.play its all coming back to me now celine
anon
al the worms are gone and the sky is grey
I went for a walk (I went for a walk) on this winder’s day 🎶🎶🎶
>>64224
anon
: )
anon
… I haven’t read anything yet BUT I made my bed really well and helped my mom. she was saying ‘getting talked over is the story of my life’ and I asked her if she got talked over when we did our thing and she said no and we high fived it was epic
anon
>>64109
real but I wonder if that’s actually bad, like I wouldn’t go to ‘unhealthy food world’ but if I go to the store and there’s some cookies…
anon
>>64122
if it’s true then we can figure out the exact mechanism and get the good female and male traits in everyone’s brains 😎
anon
how was your day Lori?
>>64233
anon
did you chauffeur your mom around?
>>64234
anon
>>64211
what if you pan out and it’s millions of people at different stages of working towards the jewels and then walking away, but everyone gives up at the same point and no one gets to them
💓!nIOh.loris
>>64230
uneventful, bedrotting, doomscrolling and a bit of studying
💓!nIOh.loris
>>64235
hiya guy
guyguy
i need to gtfo my parents house they made me wait until 18 to learn how to drive which is quite annoying
guyguy
so restrictive
💓!nIOh.loris
thats awful
💓!nIOh.loris
iktf when it comes to restrictive parents
anon
yeah it’s good to learn to drive fr. though I didn’t get to use the car on my own lol, but still at least mine gave me that important skill
anon
I wonder if you could get a friend to help you
anon
I think the classes which are mandatory here cost too much :c but other than that you just need a friend with a car I think
guyguy
most of my friends r busy but i have a bunch of normaler family members that are willing to help me
guyguy
i have a car i can use and im gonna rent some traffic cones but i have to wait for my mom
anon
awesome!!!
anon
huh didn’t know you could rent them
>>64248
guyguy
it depends if u live near an equipment rental >>64247
anon
honestly I don’t think I ever used traffic cones but my states test may be different. my mom just climbed out of the car and shouted if I was about to hit what we were practicing with
anon
I think I get it. you just go into a spot and then back out around some obstacles
guyguy
do u need me to explain the diagram
anon
not too bad if you go slow!
guyguy
yeah ur actually not allowed to stop until you get to the top
anon
ah good to know. you could go slow though probably.
guyguy
yeah ive actually had a couple driving lessons and they make u go like less than 5mph
anon
that’s smart
anon
always smart to go slow in tricky situations
anon
I would just stop but I wouldn’t hit things 😎
💓!nIOh.loris
>>64250
u have to pass throught the cones?
guyguy
yes, starting at the rear u drive through the cones and they let u choose whether u turn left or right at the top, and then u reverse out the way u came
>>64264
guyguy
if u stop or hit the cones at any point u fail
guyguy
u can only stop to put the car in reverse
💓!nIOh.loris
>>64261
oh thats a really cool test

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