>>674885
i mean literally........

but why is it dirty???

so weird

>>674891
https://itch.io/

this will help

yay! gamers time

>>674897
because you’re the rightful monarch of england

and I’m here to help you claim your throne

I thought of your ‘dude I love hearts of iron 4’ quote when was messing around with friend at his new luxury apartment today

he isn’t real

noooooooooooo o>:0

ur not allowed 2?

put some hot sauce in your mouth maybe to distracc

>>674910
: D

I would so strawgirl thinks I’m cool like in one of her songs

I got out sigmaed Dakota how does it feel????!!!!!

owned I’m the winner 4evar

I dunno bored

can u exercise or smth? I’m going for a run (it always takes me 5 hours between saying this n doing)

she on pretty frequent I bet she is she smart n capable

prolly carrying rebar around

go be straws helper Dakota will keep ur mind off things

chat I’m scared I don’t think I’m the winner anymore Dakota sent a scary pic

truuu too much thoo

I’m driving to my other grandmas tomorrow

that’s smart I think

yeah “its difficult when you're always focused on other shit” is the story of my lire

life

the guys should bring their beds to u

to save u time

shitty guys >:( u deserve them to build you houses where u are waiting

awww hug

how was the military guy?

sad!

a true call of duty ghost

how were they

beautiful demure fentmom

beautiful demure gloober

#ifallforpaul

that’s so sad tho waaaah

want to clone him so u both have one

I don’t think the person I like most likes those traits

that’s cute tho let hags be happi #haggang

I hadn’t heard of him

>>674977
based

based

>>674979
#kiss

have u ever watched horror movies or rode roller coaster w boys?

waaah

😢

the dating n scary stuff is cool not the driving

have you ever tried dating girls Dakota? u could go date uhhhhh fujo u gotta move to Germany

>>674993
u don't like driving???

nah I’m one of those new urbanists now I only drive a train

i like driving

I do too :)

>>674998
u could date a female gorilla maybe

give her banan she will be lotal

>>675003
nah

i'm actually super pro walkable cities because that means there's less people on the road and driving is more fun

like to walk too but I don’t like drivers having fun

the worst part of driving is other drivers

tf would i want them on the road as well

I love to drive in a thrilling fashion but it’s wrong

you should date your car Dakota new date idea

damn

cuz the men aren’t giving me anything and they should

if u dated a woman she could post here and pay me attention

make ur men give me gifts pls

xD

>>675023
#hug time to live a beautiful one

>>675030
cute fit to meet partners parents in

>>675033
I’m going to also try hitting them like a pinyata so gifts fall out

>>675043
lmao cruel fent

>>675047
this is my new fit chat

>>675052
maybe that’s growing and learning

>>675055
you are fascinating and inspiring fent

u need to make him your goon

sounds like he should be below u in the hierarchy

oooh have you done that before

make me ur blood brother I’ll carve ur name on a tree w mine!!!!!!!! you have to choose!!!!!!!

chat I think fent will choose the sex haver

would you have sex with fent’s friend Dakota?

awww I’m sorry if I said stupid shit

you’re charming Dakota

do u have any sweet drinks in your fridge? I want a sweet drink

: D

Dakota can have one too if she wants

:(

the actual roots are banned because they give you cancer

well to sell as drinks

>>675077
im pretty good

you’re 1% good

she HUNGRY!

she hungry

tbh it’s kinda crazy we can digest each other and transform each others bodies into our own

tru but even animals

like cars can’t just put other cars in their gas tank

it’s over

but u don’t break it down And build it into the exact thing needed

#itsover (448)

to live is to vore

boom new quote

I’m a mentor

u just got mentored

and yet you’re against vore… curious

the admin here is extremely pro vore actually

looks like ur arguments just got eaten up

waow

woof

#aiwhat’s an easy quick meal to prep in advance?

#ai whats an easy quick meal to prep in advance

breakfast burritos. just scramble some eggs, throw in pre-cooked sausage or bacon, cheese, maybe potatoes. roll 'em up, wrap in foil, freeze. microwave when needed. easy. whats an easy quick meal to prep in advance

friend is always hungry and spends half her budget on pizzas. I usually make soups and curries and put in fridge/freezer but trying to think of good things to make w her or suggest she make on her own if she don’t want to cook w me

might recommend pasta

>>675128
#kiss

yeah she said she wants to do chicken n potatoes so I’ll cheer for her on that

yeah I never got into it

it’s so tiring to do things. she says that’s her main impediment and well, I don’t do much but the minimums as I see them so I get it

good afternoon worms

>>675145
hi

>>675149
hi

>>675148
hi

>>675156
:>

what did he mean by this

ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!! that seems much more worth spreading a message of

I thought it was just ‘I felt romantic intensity once’

#ai how to blow bubble w gum

just chew some gum for a bit to soften it up. press the gum with your tongue against the roof of your mouth to flatten it. then push some through your teeth like a little bubble. blow slow until it gets big. don’t try too big too fast or it’ll pop. practice a bunch. how to blow bubble w gum

chat this is hard

ohhh? bible

oooh

pewpewpew

awwww port rocky

pewpewpew

uh oh

ouch

he ded

ooh good timing

#ai story of gideon bibles

the gideon bible is named after the gideons international, a group founded in 1899 by three traveling businessmen who wanted to share christian scriptures. they started placing bibles in hotel rooms around 1908, and it became their main mission to distribute free copies of the bible to hotels, hospitals, schools, and other public places. the organization takes its name from the biblical judge gideon, who led a small, faithful group to victory, symbolizing their belief in doing big things with small efforts. most people know them from the little bibles left in hotel drawers, which have been handed out by the billions over the years. critics sometimes see it as pushy, but supporters argue it’s about offering access to the text without pressure. regardless, they’ve been a weirdly consistent part of travel culture for over a century. story of gideon bibles

it seems like most chains have them there

so do they have a deal w chains to offer them?

are you in trouble if you recycle it? I’m imagining some Christian cleaner getting mad

surely they don’t reserve each room and leave them there

tru

it’s interesting this was in 1899

when atheism was already on the up

I wonder if other groups could get away with pushing their literature in hotels with enough targeted effort on a few hotels

yeah I’m actually glad I read the Bible. books generally good. makes me wonder about future efforts though

I didn’t know Beatles played such slow sonts

hmm I think it’s an interesting expression of people’s important things, but I don’t know if it’s actually an amazing story or work of storytelling

well said

that’s cool! I only read most of Bible

that’s cool, we only read tiny excerpts in Sunday Faith formation

zamn

waow

my city is woke but I don’t think we learned how condoms work

I had it in middle and high school but not much was said tbh I remember

but it was good to have uhhhhh oh heads up on erections and orgasms since parents didn’t talk about

our church/catholic school complex had anti abortion things too

I guess the most birthratemaxxxing religions are the ones who last

maybe

i think that catholics are like... bizarre these days

>>675221

the fundamental belief of ‘we should all be united under the church’ is against the founding principles of this country and most of what they supported has failed, such as monarchs

they have a strong power base remaining but I don’t see where they can go

Catholicism basically lives and dies based of missionary work and charities, if they didn't build parochial schools in every country, they'd be fucked.

>>675226

alright

what do we wanna watch

>>675229

>>675230

>>675235
i am your market subsitute begone

bark bark

awooooooooooo

i miss

>>675247
aww

>>675245
grub wife:)

soil wife :)

>>675254
No that's mine!

>>675262
wait what i missed all of this wtf

>>675269
>>675269
sorry to hear that twinky