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anon
wake up randomly with a limb falling asleep
>>679514
sæкі
mhm
sæкі
sounds cute to see
anon
wiggle it around
anon
look at my tv in confusion because I left it on youtube and now it is autoplaying the wierdest shit
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
I stopped doing that n don't have the tv ever on up there
anon
go back to sleep
anon
then I wake up at like 7 and stare at the ceiling wondering why I keep waking up so early
sæкі
would cuddle back to eep rn smh
anon
and try to will myself back to sleep
sæкі
I'll wake up like
sæкі
burning up n lonely n squish shork n um
sæкі
cri, in being one of peeps who imagines holding someone fr right there n having hand held n as if its real person, also cri in having 3 body pillows (no weird or animu things)
>>679526
anon
>>679524
mmm would let you use me as a pillow
sæкі
aaa
sæкі
and letting me be the equivalent of if u hugged plush or pillow to eep letting squish
just worm comfy hrs
anon
mmm....... I would definitely like that.....
anon
mmm
sæкі
I need to find this anime happy gif where its an anime gurl holding both her cheeks and moving her head left to right like shy or blush n happy
lain from computers
you can change tags on the booru
lain from computers
btw
sæкі
mhm!
sæкі
I edit and update images everyday to better fit, usually
lain from computers
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you have to promise me:
::hot dog
will always work
>>679539
sæкі
teehee
I solemnly swear
lain from computers
imagine its your first few months at a new school and you get invited to a birthday party after not being really social
finally you thjink maybe its time to make some new friends
you ask your mom to drive you to the birthday party and you find out that someone just sent you to a costco beacuse they wanted to prank you
your mom drives you home and its raining outside
sæкі
I imagine my child is ::hot dog
lain from computers
its my favorite hot dog launcher
sæкі
fwoom
lain from computers
_fwoom()
private method
anon
hmm...
shrimp
sry im rude
anon
;o;
shrimp
wait no don't be sad..
shrimp
twinkanon how do i be hot
anon
hmm?
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
shrimp
>>679578
nona
hi
nona
i havnt slept :0
nonners
#say beeg yoshi
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
awawa
nona
awawawawa
yngven
:3
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
qts
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
:3
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
u can slept mbe
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
: D
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
shrimp
anon
>>679577
I mean it really depends on the person. Like some people look hot dressed up and such, but some people look hot dressed like a stoner. I guess it depends on your personality, like my sense of humor is kind of eh... so I more so have a bright cheery personality where I compliment people and ask them questions and engage them that way, so I sort of dress flamboyantly. Also I mean I guess I work out and stuff too. idk, just have cool interests. Really it's also a numbers game and a confidence game. Some people will find you hot, some won't. It's important to seem confident to those that would find you hot by simply ignoring those that don't.
>>679587
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
shrimp cute
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
would watn shrimbk
>>679588
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
but also I think hot is a large part genetics and youth and the rest is cultivating traits like moving around in certain ways and body shape and being hinting at sex but not just doing it
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
but I think it’s less important once you get into a relationship
shrimp
>>679582
hmm youre very right ya i agree and also knew this i just wanted attention thank you
>>679589
yngven
:3
shrimp
>>679589
thank you for the attention as well dear nonners
nonners
youre welcome sweetheart
anon
struggling against ropes feels sooo gooood
>>679594
anon
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
yngven
hi twinkanon
anon
hello
shrimp
thats jolteon
nonners
jolteon ma nuts #owned (449)
shrimp
you cant say that!!
shrimp
im not
shrimp
>>679608
#smite (only staff can use this command on this board)
shrimp
oh my
anon
that's a good one
nonners
>>679606
theres this guy i know, John, hes into that stuff hes probably alive rn
anon
coffeeeee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>679588
watn shribmp!!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
shibmp holding shribmp kissing
>>679624
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), l🏃📖
>>679606
: D
lain from computers
its a busy morning
yngven
:3
nonners
goodness gracious
1.0490%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain
lain from computers
#hsay blof
lain from computers
#hsay blof bloof blofg blog
>>679634
lain from computers
>>679632
Heare me Now: It's All Okay (O.K.)
It's everything that Will Be Okay
>>679635
lain from computers
>>679635
#edit frustrate and confound in a way that is similar to rocking back and forth on an out of control commercial aircraft
lain from computers
yeah that fits actually
lain from computers
>>679634
i have decided my life will be devoid of BREAKFAST no breakfast today
>>679639
lain from computers
>>679639
why this thoing got fishing hooks on its toink
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
love takes miles (love takes miles)
love takes years
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna go to the shops again, my life has devolved into an endless series of trips to the shops
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
broken up sometimes by getting to kiss a very beautiful girl
nonners
>>679646
you clearly havent seen anything else today
1.0495%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
[YouTube]
1.0496%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
imagine knowing how to read ICANT
shrimp
i mean its true why bother learning anything anymore
nonners
.play offspring kids arent alright
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
this sounds worse than i remembered
shrimp
no that song is a bagner...
nonners
bagner
nonners
>Please make sure you have the correct access rights and the repository exists
BUT I DO HAVE THE ACCESS RIGHTS AND IT DO EXIST YOU STUPID FUCKING SITE
>>679662
nonners
.play it dont go down
nonners
no it dont
nonners
>>679661
are you reading that how to invent everything book i was also reading it few months ago, insane
>>679668
nonners
didnt finish it tho i started reading something else..
shrimp
>>679663
#reply

yeast is a fungus, get your taxonomy right. animal kingdom? lol no. nice try though.
nonners
youre literally reading right now
1.0498%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679670
yeah i have this entire website in text to speech
>>679676
nonners
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what the hell is this artstyle so cool
anon
>>679672
I just reply to everything with chatGPT
anon
There's zero reason to read anything when OpenAI's revolutionary product ChatGPT is capable of reading it for me, it plans my schedule, reminds me to do my chores, it'll even help me write my essays
>>679686
anon
thank you
nonners from small screen
beautiful day out
anon
yeah
nonners from small screen
im not out tho, outside is cringe!!
nonners from small screen
normalfags be like im going out tonight
shrimp
>>679677
chatgpt is trash claude is the real one
shrimp
gemini is good too although its prone to have meltdowns and spiraling
shrimp
and google is trash
nonners from small screen
>>679689
classic
nonners from small screen
>>679690
r u doing nand2tetris in c#? i thought it was in java
shrimp
uhh no it was uhh
shrimp
i think i was trying to get it to make a nandgate using conway game of life
>>679698
shrimp
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after it finally solved it it deleted the old vent file and made this new one
1.0500%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679695
u shuld get it to get you some bitches
shrimp
i can do that on my own thank you very much
nonners from small screen
why do it on your own when you can have ai do it for you!! think about it
shrimp
well tbh if theres one thing im better at than AI its rizz
>>679706
nonners from small screen
rizzful
shrimp
a vague quagmire
nonners from small screen
he has a way with words
anon
>>679701
chatGPT has literally thousands of people trying to fuck it
>>679709
nonners
how
anon
shameless flattery and deference is an easy way to make people attracted to you
anon
1337
nonners
shrimpe
shrimp
shrimp was taken...
nonners
you should sue
shrimp
i will
nonners
shrimp can you capture this flag
>>679717
nonners
how..
pot of greed
be careful fish child you may fall into traffic
nonners
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nonners
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nonners
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
nonners
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nonners
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
nonners
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
nonners
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nonners
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nonners
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nonners
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nonners
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anon
erm
anon
me
anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anon
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
anon
.play family guy grabbing leg pain
nonners
>>679734
yea i just had to get that out
shrimp
oh i feel you
finch
meow
1.0501%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay lain lain lain lain lain lain lain
anon
erm
fujo
i want to scream
fujo
i fucking can't take all this shit anymore
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats up fujo??
>>679762
anon
>>679749
wtf it didn't update the flag?
nonners
>>679749
there already are traditional boards and you can make your own too
>>679765
nonners
you can also normalpost here but i forget how
nonners
this one is most active
fujo
>>679754
honeslty imshyuwu should bump the post all the way to the bottom
nonners
yea
fujo
like oonce u press enter its down there
fujo
>>679748
another rejection hit the towers
nonners
who rejected you
anon
>>679758
sorry someone came to the door lol
anon
anyways
>>679751
oh i see, but i wonder of the politics board can be made into a traditional board. don't want to make my own board atm because fragmentation sucks.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i had to do something difficult just now
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i told the girl who ive been talking to for the past week that, unless she finds a way to contact me back, that the message i sent her will be the last message i ever send her
derrick_phone(Luzia)
and im so upset
derrick_phone(Luzia)
she was so wonderful and lovely
derrick_phone(Luzia)
she really was amazing and i was so excited to see her today
derrick_phone(Luzia)
but ive had radio silence for 3 days
derrick_phone(Luzia)
she hasnt even read my messages or even tried to phone me bc she has my number too
>>679775
yngven
:3
anon
aa
anon
aa
anon
>>679779
change is scary, we might feel depressed when the change doesn't happen quickly. it takes effort and time and courage
nonners
>>679782
massive tits and ass are key for making big changes in life you clearly dont know anything about self improvement
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay fungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay let's all glungle fungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle
1.0502%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679782
don't talk about me when i'm not here
>>679794
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guess whag
anon
hm?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chicien butt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn shawty you depressed af
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why aren;t yours
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can clearly see them tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
nuh uh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yuh uh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay stream rose orlando
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay los campesinos
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
silly ksay that's not the correct pronunciation!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ksay is american, americans never pronounce anything correctly
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay factualmente correcto
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
she's not even trying ajkfgkjsg
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay factualmente
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
faktalmint
1.0503%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679798
ok
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay factualmente
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>679802
#throw
::rose_orlando
1.0504%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
e_o

this looks like an emote
>>679820
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::rose_orlando
1.0505%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#botsay E
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
is mimemoder fond of glegle?
>>679825
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rose gone
No more music :(
>>679827
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
awwww
1.0506%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679824
music banned :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Banned for being too based
>>679831
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
my metamask wallet was hacked. all my glegles gone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679831
Hallo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>679833
wtf mimemoder on the wall
also nice outfit :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thank u i wore it this weekend :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679833
Dressed better than me on today's graduation
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had to walk around outside around other ppl in it weh
1.0508%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
it's ur graduation? Congrats!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also wehhhhhhhh i wanna cuddle crush rn but idk if i should ask to hang out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, I'm bachelor biw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wanted to nap but the world decided otherwise
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay mimemoder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also I have ikea whale now
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also congrats on graduationg
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>679833
#throw
::rose_orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thank youing
1.0509%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
hai rose :D
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
time to go shower
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiii booger
1.0510%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
shower time
::wicked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shower
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play love takes miles
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now I have 1.5 more time to shitpost here
1.0511%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
are you done with school or going to graduate school
>>679857
1.0512%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679794
Z A M N
1.0513%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>679857
based
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Higher education? Not worth tbh
anon
Zamn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I jusr wasted 4 years of my life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ginger roor
rosie
meow
anon
erm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know what they say in hentais, "My stomach is going to break"
anon
Chaturanga is such a dumbass game lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think about that lady from Pokemon Sword Shield who has a garbage pokemon a lot
anon
I've never played pokemon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me neither
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just stumbled upon "pokemon tf" videos on youtube one day and it all went downhill since then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I always liked her design because it looks like she's wearing Pokemon universe equvalent of Monster Energy-themed clothes
anon
>>679867
that one looks like he was forced to laugh while drinking a ketchup shake
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Katsup
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Americans are weird, ketchup chips are great I love ketchup
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tuned in to CFOX, they're reading reddit posts on live
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Hrt radio
anon
i want to live in a world where you can go get your ears cleaned like people go get haircuts.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not so shrimple...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its raining n i havent seen my crush today.... i am so sad
>>679894
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think, I should get pizza tomorrow. The local mall sells really good baked goods
>>679886
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goddd i could go crazy for pizza rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i made chicken tikka masala tonight
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
derrick.jpg
chat did derrick ever explain this?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nom
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai what happened to derrick?

oh no, derrick just dozed off mid-zoomies! classic derrick move. he's curled up in a tiny ball now, probably dreaming about stealing socks or doing the war dance. ferret life is exhausting when you're that adorable. don't worry, he'll be back to causing chaos in 20 minutes. what happened to derrick?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
awww
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Derrick and Derrick Jr.
>>679896
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679896
His son
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Derrick Jr
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
WHAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>she doesn't know
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai does derrick have a son???

no, derrick doesn't have a son. he's just a happy lil ferret living his best life. but he's got plenty of energy to spare, so maybe he's like a fun uncle to someone. still, no kids of his own! does derrick have a son???
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
LIAR
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm fed, I have secret knowledge
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai nice try fed

lol nice try fed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me thinks Derreck should marry and reproduce
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai write a short story of glegle and derrick holding hands platonically

glegle shuffled their paws nervously, glancing at derrick. the soft glow of sunset painted the park in warm oranges and pinks. "hey," they murmured, scuffing their foot against the grass.

derrick’s whiskers twitched with excitement. "what’s up, glegle? you look like you got a lil’ secret!"

"well," glegle hesitated, then held out their paw. "was thinkin’... we could, uh. hold hands. platonic-style. if you wanna."

derrick’s face lit up. "DIDJA EVEN HAVE TO ASK? LET’S GO!" he snatched glegle’s paw with both of his, squeezing eagerly. "whoah, your paws are so soft!!"

glegle let out a tiny laugh, relief washing over them. "heh. yours too. kinda… warm." their fingers interlaced loosely, swinging between them as they strolled down the path, the world suddenly feeling a little brighter.

"this rules," derrick chirped. "definitely doing this more often."

glegle nodded, their smile hidden but undeniably there. "yeah. definitely." write a short story of glegle and derrick holding hands platonically
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai write a short story of glegle and derrick petting a dog called "nariz" but they didn't name him like that, they already know that's his name

glegle and derrick were walking down the street when they spotted him—a big, happy dog flopped in the sun. "oh wow," glegle said, pointing. "that's nariz!"

derrick gasped. "nariz!!" he squeaked, already bouncing over. nariz lifted his head, tail thumping wildly at the sight of them.

glegle knelt down, scritching behind nariz's ears. "you’re such a good boy," they cooed while nariz leaned into it, eyes half-lidded with bliss. derrick was less patient—he threw his arms around nariz's neck in an instant, nuzzling his face into the dog's fur. "this is the best day ever," derrick declared, muffled.

nariz wiggled from pure joy, flopping onto his side and kicking his legs. dogs can’t smile, but if they could, he’d be grinning like he won the lottery. glegle and derrick took turns petting him until the sun dipped low—job well done. write a short story of glegle and derrick petting a dog called "nariz" but they didn't name him like that, they already know that's his name
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