#ksay glungle

#ksay fungle

#ksay let's all glungle fungle

#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle

#ksay stream rose orlando

#ksay los campesinos

silly ksay that's not the correct pronunciation!

#ksay glayglay

#ksay factualmente correcto

she's not even trying ajkfgkjsg

#ksay factualmente

faktalmint

#ksay factualmente

is mimemoder fond of glegle?

awwww

my metamask wallet was hacked. all my glegles gone

>>679833
wtf mimemoder on the wall
also nice outfit :3

#ksay mimemoder

#ai what happened to derrick?

oh no, derrick just dozed off mid-zoomies! classic derrick move. he's curled up in a tiny ball now, probably dreaming about stealing socks or doing the war dance. ferret life is exhausting when you're that adorable. don't worry, he'll be back to causing chaos in 20 minutes. what happened to derrick?

awww

>>679893
wym derrick jr

WHAT

#ai does derrick have a son???

no, derrick doesn't have a son. he's just a happy lil ferret living his best life. but he's got plenty of energy to spare, so maybe he's like a fun uncle to someone. still, no kids of his own! does derrick have a son???

LIAR

#ai nice try fed

lol nice try fed

#ai write a short story of glegle and derrick holding hands platonically

glegle shuffled their paws nervously, glancing at derrick. the soft glow of sunset painted the park in warm oranges and pinks. "hey," they murmured, scuffing their foot against the grass.

derrick’s whiskers twitched with excitement. "what’s up, glegle? you look like you got a lil’ secret!"

"well," glegle hesitated, then held out their paw. "was thinkin’... we could, uh. hold hands. platonic-style. if you wanna."

derrick’s face lit up. "DIDJA EVEN HAVE TO ASK? LET’S GO!" he snatched glegle’s paw with both of his, squeezing eagerly. "whoah, your paws are so soft!!"

glegle let out a tiny laugh, relief washing over them. "heh. yours too. kinda… warm." their fingers interlaced loosely, swinging between them as they strolled down the path, the world suddenly feeling a little brighter.

"this rules," derrick chirped. "definitely doing this more often."

glegle nodded, their smile hidden but undeniably there. "yeah. definitely." write a short story of glegle and derrick holding hands platonically

#ai write a short story of glegle and derrick petting a dog called "nariz" but they didn't name him like that, they already know that's his name

glegle and derrick were walking down the street when they spotted him—a big, happy dog flopped in the sun. "oh wow," glegle said, pointing. "that's nariz!"

derrick gasped. "nariz!!" he squeaked, already bouncing over. nariz lifted his head, tail thumping wildly at the sight of them.

glegle knelt down, scritching behind nariz's ears. "you’re such a good boy," they cooed while nariz leaned into it, eyes half-lidded with bliss. derrick was less patient—he threw his arms around nariz's neck in an instant, nuzzling his face into the dog's fur. "this is the best day ever," derrick declared, muffled.

nariz wiggled from pure joy, flopping onto his side and kicking his legs. dogs can’t smile, but if they could, he’d be grinning like he won the lottery. glegle and derrick took turns petting him until the sun dipped low—job well done. write a short story of glegle and derrick petting a dog called "nariz" but they didn't name him like that, they already know that's his name