#florb

idk what those words mean

https://libpol.org/fa/1415
y'know florb's fashion blog

>>>1415 ➡

oh

idk im not a fashion person

Not me but florb who is not me should make another chapter

yes florb is definitely not you

it is merely a coincidence that all of the A tier shoes are also ones i wear

i could just tell from the typing style

>>1422 ➡
recima posting toes

no that was just a stock image

POSTING FEET FOR FREE?

sorry i mean florbo posting toes

do you want my toes

>>6606
you HAVE to charge for those piggies recima. know you're worth

not rly

>>6607
no not really

by advertising those as a free service it gets people's curiosity opened more on the rest of the package

including my 32 A business assets

feet pic loss leader business strategy

although with those im a mega prude and almost never have them uncovered

lemme see if i can find an old pic tho

>i'm a prude
>let me find a picture of my naked legs to post online
recima is a treaure to be protected

you FLOUSEY

posting feet for FREE

flexible

anddd
we'll go with two more

im wearing a shirt too

horny on main

IM NOT HRNIY

tsk tsk recima

yes

oh

😔

yup

wtf that's just me showing off a bruise

showing off ur body = horny

oh

ig there is a tiny bruise

i have no idea wtf caused it

ouchie

sometimes i end up with random bruises

since they can take a couple days to develop u bunmp urself forget and then like how i get this

do ur joints like whats the term hyperextend?

genu recurvatum

>>6650
yea

thats neat

only some

i feel like i have rly rigid joints

i hope that one day when i'm standing or something that one of my knees totally fucks up and goes full in on the wrong direction so i can sit in a wheelchair and always have a blanket on me even if it's in public

thats certaintly a take on being disabled

rn i don't get too much out of the legs

they mainly just let me do smexy poses and hurt when i walk too much because i suck at walking and let them extend all the way each and every step which then puts extra pressure on them where there should not be extra pressure

u should not do that

i do it subconciously.....

u r a conscious being u r powerful

u can overcome this

tl;dr

if you ever are on an irl date with me then FRICK WTF

yayyy another quad for me im the best #oracle () - April, August 17 2024

tl;rd if you are on an irl date with me to a place that involves a lot of walking then you should make sure at the end that i didn't fuck up my legs too much

IT ALWAYS CALLS ME CRINGE

>>1111
>>2222 ➡
>>3333
>>4444
>>5555

i got half the quads so far

i am in bed lmao

NO

>>6630
very funny, keep the good times coming

IM NOT HORNY I SWEAR

uhuh

how can i prove to you that i am not horny

idk i believe u

so cool >~<

libpol

libpol

I think you should grab the cute lil girl thing by the back of the neck or Better by the body supporting weight on the bottom, NOT under the head like that

piblol

piblol

>>6682
anon are you going to hold me

y'yknow... as an example of how to do it.....

wow recima you're pretty

awwww, thank you anon :) why are you flirting with me do you have a crush on me are you a boy or a girl what is your name what is your age are you a pervert

haha im not interested in you recima

okay

eh frick me ima play terratech some

pistpol

have fun!

>>6693
meeeee :3

>>6694
idk i have mixed thoughts on the game (actually very straightforward thoughts)

wonderful concept but the development team just.... idk they're just weird

that’s how it was for me(maybe) with this one stream green light game I played where it was top

>>6696
i'm mostly upset that 90% of the time the devs show off community content and builds rather than working on new stuff

granted, in some ways i get it; the game's engine is probably old and stuff but it's kinda silly how..... idk i'm just dissapointed generally

>>6697
top down focusing on small scale robberies, which is more what I wanted payday to be-action with a few pistols and all, not huge human wave assaults

I thought the idea of spore was cool too maybe I should give it or games like it another go because that has execution issues too

spore was neat; there's some guy trying to make a successor to it called "elysian eclipse" but idk how it'll really go

>>6698
awww yeah that’s not a great sign

its only one guy working on it i think; when he really should have a team

granted; he has gotten further than i thought he's get so good job but idk, he should *really* get a team

>>6700
I remember seeing a few games meant to be successors

>>6698
rnt they making a second game thats prolly why theyre not updating the first

okay im done and thoroughly dissapointed

play war thunder it has tanks (dont play war thunder)

i will not play war thunder

goof

good*

thank you anon you are so sweet >~<

im gonna play wra thunder tho

can you let me watch

hmm

ig i could stream it probably

woahhhh

lemme setup twitch

okay!!

they made it way harder to find the key

keymoder

anonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ya

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hi

im just getting it set up

anon hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

cause i havent streamed on this

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

https://www.twitch.tv/microplastique

its being weird i think

yeah its not working wtf

#itsove

#usay april april

#usay apple apple

ya

idk why its not working

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ur so coooool

do u ummmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i give up idk why its not working

my internet is 100% capable of streaming ive done it before

it's okay sweetie

shhhh

>>6572
hey april did you post this

ya

its over

throwing myself off of a roof now
(a metaphorical roof)

:(

i'm scared

shhhh

it'll be okay

shhhhhhh

hello

okay umm

do you need anything sweetie?

$5

umm

idk if i have a way to give that to you sweetie, i'm sorry

but i wanted to buy fuit gummy..

>>6763
shhhh
everything will be okay

shhhhhhhhh

FUIT GUMMY

shhh
ir

smacks my fists on the table

it's okay sweetie

FUIT GUMMY

shhhhhhhhhh

mommy will get you some gummies

yayy

gun

shhhhhhhhhhh

gun..

i want a gun.

sweetie i can't get that for you; you're too young for that

guns are free you just steal them from cops

they leave them out in the open its rly easy

sweetie....

theyre really easy to unstrap

ive gotten 3 that way

sweetie............

ya

umm
please be good

no i will be uhm #niceflip (nice)

fuck

libpol

i am panicking

oh no I will do something to help but also I don’t know what would help

it’s hard to be panicking things can be scary

shhhhhhhhhh

shhhhh

everything will be okay

shhhhhhh

awww thanks reci

hi

hello anon hi hello sorry

libpol

lp

>>6801
recima! how dare you! libpol is a sacred name you can’t just abbreviate it like that!!! I am calling a fatwah against you and sending many gay girl assassins to your house don’t you dare seduce them like the last 3 times you maverick!

>fatwah
>gay girl
this is not halal

>>6803
No they’re suicide assassins to expiate their guilt and also they’re dying in battle as many of the first martyrs knew their actions would result in so it is clearly not only halal but commendable in they eyes of allah

libpol

>>6802
what the fuckkkkkkkj

well i guess you could tell that they were gay women because they didn't get here
y'know how women (especially the gay) are with driving.....

anon u gotta give them more reliable transportation

libpol :)

libpol :)

they HAD a Suberu loaded with explosives recima I know exactly that you’ve foiled my evil plots and saved libpol again- curse YOOUUUU

what

anon stop killing all these poor girls please

ok if you say so

good anon :)

: )

>>6818
#kiss

>>6819
omg being good is much better than my old evil ways #hug

yeah :2

:3

I told my friend I’d try exercising. been a little apathetic today, I’ll ride my bike around as fast as I can

what is good music? I only listen in one earbud

have you ever tried active things reci? I have so much trouble with energy and focus. it’s supposed to help idk. you could get a bike and be bikema

update: still on the couch

>>6825
NO

I WILL NEVER EXERCISE

if i exercise i will die

anonnnnnnn

HRLP I CNT TYP

typ

type

tribcky

>>6832
hahaha : D
>>6825
I did it and it started pouring down halfway and it felt really really good and I feel emotions again holy shit so glad I went for a bike ride

anon haiiiiiiiiii!!!!!$$$$!!!

haaaiiiii reci!!!!!!

did you just vacuum seal it for fun?

yes but also i messe up and there's ill ai

that’s half the fun, the imperfections

woul be easir to typ it i fint up

hahaha

I didn’t actually know they could even sense typing through a bg

bag

oh no now I must have vacuum sealed my phone if I can’t type, and I can’t even see a bag on it!

resealed and now it works perfectly

except i cant cjarge it

and i only have 7% battery left

but this is so cool my phone is sealed a f

oh

OH SHIT

the off button is being continually depressed

and the volume buttons

ummmmm

uhhhhhhhhh

okay i can let it turn off automatically

u should un vacuum ur phone

i unvacuumed it so i'll be able to charge it but once its at 100 im revaccing

Putting a phone under a vacuum can potentially be risky and damaging to the device, especially if not done properly. Here are a few reasons why it may not be safe to put a phone under a vacuum:

Battery Concerns: As you mentioned, modern smartphones typically have sealed batteries. When a phone is placed in a vacuum, the lack of air pressure can cause the battery to expand. This expansion could potentially damage the battery, leading to leakage, overheating, or even a risk of explosion in extreme cases.
Internal Damage: The components inside a phone are not designed to operate in a vacuum. The lack of air pressure can affect the performance and functioning of various components, potentially causing damage to the device.
Screen Damage: The lack of air pressure in a vacuum could also potentially affect the integrity of the phone's display. The screen may not function properly or could even crack under the pressure differential.

also no air cooling itll overheat

>>6848
lol you need a phone with wireless charging, then it would be perfect! mine doesn’t have that though I hear it’s inefficient.

>>6860
don’t listen to the haters!!!!

ya u could just not listen and potentially damage ur $500-$1000 device

>>6860
🤓

>>6865
#slap

they used it to take a bath with their phone

you can literally just put it in a ziplock bag

what if the ziplock bag was vacuum sealed.....

doesnt need to be

idk its ur stuff do what u want but i wouldnt risk the small chance

makes it easier to type with but i get ur point april lol its a dumb thing to do

esp since ur phone looks expensive

idk how expensice it is

what model is it

>>6876
uhhhhz

one or two generations behind what my parents have?

you can see it in your settings

i've had like
a 6 and 8 and then this one

iphone?

okay this is an iphone 13 apparently

phones are so expensive todays kinda insane

yeah....

that's why you gotta protect them

with waterproofing

The iPhone 13 is water-resistant. It has a rating of “IP68” which means it's fully protected from dust and can handle being underwater for up to 30 minutes at a depth of 6 meters.

you can just take it in the showr

altho i wouldnt do that either lol

yeahhhhhh

we gotta like

get a breathable water proof case

snorkel phone case

https://www.amazon.com/ProCase-Universal-Waterproof-Cellphone-Underwater/dp/B07TJFGPD7
hmm

hmm if a phone can withstand the pressure at 30ft of water it can probably withstand negative pressure

or ig not negative but lower pressure

i saw a more expensive one for like 100ft but it was just kinda weird

thats deep

yeah

woah

i feel like i've ventured into a brand new world of vacuum technology

DO NOT LOOK UP VACUUM SEALED PERSON

WORST MISTAKE I'VE EVER MADE

alhfskdjhfskdjhfksdjhgksdjghsd

april dont do it pls

its not what you'd think it is it is something much worse

i know what it is its porn

kink stuff

wait how do you know

don't tell me........ d-do you.. like ummmm uhhhhh

are you a pervert

well yeah im a pervert but also thats not my thing i just know about it

woahhhh

im a pervert too >~<

don't tell anyone this but ummmm
sometimes i imagine when i'm going to sleep that a friend is also going to sleep with me and that we're sharing a bed >~<

#ksay EVERYONE RECIMA IS A PERVERT EVERYONE RECIMA IS A PERVERT

N-NUH UH

i only imagine that we're fully clothed unless i already know if that person sleeps less than fully clothed and then i only imagine that i'm fully clothed

do u sleep fully clothed

yes

i usually slepe naeky

>~<

i don't wear socks though; i can't sleep in socks unless i'm also wearing shoes

but i don't want to sleep in shoes
or socks

unless i'm outdoors

have u ever slept in shoes

yes

i mean its not awful but i like to wiggle my feet all the time and feeling my toes touch is nice

i wonder if ive ever slept in shoes

my mom i

my mom is using my car to go to the pot store

so my car is gonna smell like pot now ;

apple help

how to unpot car help

shouldnt i b sealed

it

like here at least packaging completely covers the smell

weed stores dont even smell like weed

oh

why is the pot store green

weed is green

seems appropriate-it actually looks kinda cute!

this building to the side is cute

>>6945
ya its actually a really cute building

>>6945
NO WEED IS BAD

I don’t really use weed tbh

it actually could be, but if it is it’s probably not a huge effect

my mom just slapped me for showing all of you her dealer

wait is weed even legal there

yes

that's why we have so many goddamn pot stores

ohh

yeah that happened here when it was legalized. a billion weed stores openeed up and then like 80% of them closed down

granted i love how it gives us so much weedmoneys

>>6952
drug fueled rage!!!!!

it also used to be INSANELY expensive but prices finally came down

after 2 years

i didnt start using legal stores until like a bit over a year ago

huh I wonder if they had high taxes or what

its probably high taxes idk. like i could get an oz off the street for $100-200 depending

stores were selling a quater for $100

i think the cheapest was $60

>>6861
yeah you’re going to need to keep it in the fridge maybe while you use it- or underwater!

you could get a wireless keyboard and tell it not to register screen presses

then the vacuum sealed phone could be sustainable

>>6969
but the wireless keyboard wont be waterproof

vacuum seal the wireless keyboard

I dropped my refurbished iPhone 12 mini which just has an otterbox case but no screen protector and cracked the screen. I’m hoping it’ll still give me a while til failure. guess I should’ve bought a screen protector, though I think I tried one which didn’t fit with the case. honestly screen protectors might be more important than cases but then I drop my phone all the time in its case so without a case I’d probably have failures that way

FUCK

i asked her not to ;—;

>>6973
if its not like a severe severe smashing of the screen it could last a while basically all my phones had cracked screens and they lasted me years while cracked

they do like chip away slowly tho

good to hear! I’ve made cracked screens last some amount of time, and I think my important files are backed up. maybe if I feel brave I’ll try to replace the screen when it finally fails, or pay for a replacement

>>6979
cracked screens are fine

my 8 was cracked but then my parents forced me to get a new phone

wow could you not hit the top left?

no i could

i could still use it

that’s good

would still be able to use it now if it's battery wasn't dead and it was cold af

might not be supported anymore though

>>6982
holy moly

you could set up one of those Chinese clock farms and make cents every hour with your old phone plugged in

click farms

cock farms

w-what if a cock was farmed >~<

imagine how happy people with erectile dysfunction and things would be when I brought them my basket of fresh cocks! I’d really make a lot of days, their partners too maybe

maybe once I get a rob and then retire I’ll start a cock farm

need someone to prolactin me and harvest my milk and use it to make smoothies that they share with me

that would be cool but also I’d worry your booba would get all sore and tired and you’d feel sad (me at my most joyful and imaginative)