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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Winker
anon
hu
anon
hi
anon
what is it
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hi
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Winkerrrr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LAIN OST MENTIONED
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who is lain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
From cartoons
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randal aandal bandal candal dandal eandal fandal gandal handal iandal jandal kandal landal
>>679932
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Analdal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah
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i can't read any of that and that scares me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sensory overload
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HELLO ANTI
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WELCOME TO LIBPOL.ORG/LGBT/
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HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU TODAY
anti
bwaagh
anti
shut sucks rn
anti
have to leave wife city a day early :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679936
I'm a millipede
fentmom
hai anti
fentmom
aw hope you had a nice time with wife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play lain theme
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LAIN THEME IS A GREAT CHOICE IN MUSIC
>>679950
anti
wife is coming with but its because some bad stuff happened at home :(
>>679952
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679948
'is the only one I got on my old school Walkman
fentmom
i bet you're keeping her safe and loved though
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>>679951
HELLO NOT IVORY WELCOME TO LIBPOL.ORG IM BOOGER HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU TODAY
>>679959
fentmom
and you don't seem the lying kind
fentmom
a shame i can read your mind
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679960
Good thing I am
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>>679959
THANK YOU
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THAT WILL BE 4.99
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're quite energetic today
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WHO
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fric
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Someone named Booger
fentmom
my head is racing with so many thoughts today
fentmom
i only feel alive truly when im writing and working and critiquing and discussing with friends
fentmom
drugs and sex are fun but they dont make you feel alive
fentmom
art is the only way to communicate with people who otherwise would not understand you
fentmom
not forlorn barely-sensual encounters in a dark room at a club or a bathroom at a party
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Should I queue Spleen
anon
im thinking that although almost no one understands me that i dont know what art i would create to convey it
anon
i cant make people understand by explaining until im blue in the face, i have no idea why art would convey it better
>>679978
fentmom
>>679974
i dont know what it is but show me
fentmom
>>679976
people get deeply engrossed in art and you have all the time in the world to engage with a piece of art, you cannot do the same so easily talking to another human being
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>>679974
spleens are ok
fentmom
if i have to repeat my point to someone, struggling with articulating it to them, i will get frustrated
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
One sec I gotta finish this creepypasta
fentmom
i must let my writing speak to others for myself
not ivory
go ahead
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head?
not ivory
ahead!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No head?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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randal
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<3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I cum on tilefloor
fentmom
aww yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Here we go
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This one's a banger
anon
im waking up to ash and dust
anon
i wipe ass and slap my nuts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*skype startup noise*
anon
im cumming on- the tilefloor *breathes in* *cums audibly*
>>680001
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"Don't be stubborn as a donkey, be pure as a tear" Banger line
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>679999
How does one cum audibly
0.0032% laptopbooger!boymodewng
have you tried it?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
fentmom
im grooving
fentmom
do any of you guys dance
fentmom
>>680006
randals brother kinda looks like me if i were an automaton
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's not very nice, he's a fresh human
fentmom
and a cute one too !
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I see you know the lore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looks like a shitpost
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fentttttt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fentttttttttt
>>680019
anti
we were both nerdy teenage boys and then we grew up to have incredibly strong dw opinions
>>680021
fentmom
>>680020
you know it oddly reminds me of like the rock music you sometimes hear in command and conquer games and im loving it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, it's old school 90's rock. Good stuff
fentmom
One day I want to go to Russia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
90's was a good time for rock bands
fentmom
Just to see how people live there
>>680028
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680026
Depends on where you decided to venture. Moscow is like London everywhere else are shitholes in various stages of shitholery
>>680029
fentmom
>>680028
arkhangelsk and vladivostok are my autistic fixations of places i want to go
>>680031
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680029
You should visit my city Yaroslavl maybe tee hee
>>680034
anti
i cast spell of david tennant
fentmom
>>680031
when i have money i will visit for a weekend
fentmom
my favourite holidays have just been
fentmom
walking and talking around someones city or country doing ordinary stuff
1.0514%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
12345
1.0515%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
zoomer versino of doctor who should be doctor whOMEGALUL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trand Doctor Who !!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OHhhhhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Мне сказали слово, mw favoruite
>>680045
anti
my opinion is that they should take russel t davies out back like a sick dog
>>680056>>680060
1.0516%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680043
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY LETTERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
anti
and that will fix doctor who
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
БУУУУУУУ
1.0517%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
THIS IS NOT THE ROMAN ALPHABET
>>680050
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК УУУУУУУ
1.0518%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
БУУУУУ Я ЗАЯВЛЕНИЕ О РАБОТЕ УУУУУУУУУ
1.0519%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i'm being TERRORIZED
1.0520%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
I CAN ONLY RECOGNIZE LATIN LETTERS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
БУУУУУ СТРАШИЛКИ БУУУУУ
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>>680044
how do you mean this
1.0522%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
like lethal injection or gunshot
>>680058
anti
>>680057
dont care so long as he stops being the head writer
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>>680050
twink they are posting non-latin letters on our chat it's terrifying
fentmom
oh the actor for the doctor (the gay black one sorry i forget his name) has a house near where my brother lives
>>680079
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love stealing other people's code
fentmom
my brother has seen him several times
fentmom
randal what i find endearing about this rock music is like all the sequencer music
fentmom
my music vocab isnt good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You mean like how every song becomes the next one?
fentmom
its beautifully amateurish
fentmom
i mean like the electronic keyboard or drum machine or whatever it is in the background
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah, this was popular in the 90's, I can verify
fentmom
the singer is like giving his all over what today would be an electronic instrument used in british schools
>>680077
fentmom
this is not me shitting all over it, its just fascinating to process
>>680074
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The lyrics are non sequitors tho but that's fine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's better this way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680071
I can see you enjoy it
fentmom
this may be wankerish of me to say but i feel like peoples favourite music is like a window into their lives
fentmom
one time i was high on ket and asked my mexican-american friend to send me the songs of his childhood
fentmom
my hallucinations all took me to these dark towns in the south west
anti
i think he was being held back by russel showrunning and the shortness of his seasons
fentmom
i really like gatwa too i feel like he was misused by a writer (you know who) who just wanted to bang him
anti
russel, tho i think he handled his first run p well, is best suited to one off stories i think
>>680085
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This one is my absolute favourite, I heard over 10 years ago in some obscure Sonic fananimation and that's how I learned about this band
>>680086
anti
>>680082
bc some of his standalones incl a few of the Christmas specials are very goos
fentmom
>>680084
oh that makes sense this sounds like slavic sonic flash cartoon music
>>680089
anti
but gatwa might be my second fave doctor
anti
in the moments where he comes through (esp under guest writers and the occasional moffat banger) he just so deeply has the sauce
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680086
Yeah, but also it has that perfect "chill y2k" vibes to it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Love it
anti
i think whittaker had the potential to be a good doctor too but got fully shafted by the fact chibnall is a chatgpt wrapper they put in a spirit halloween suit
fentmom
my brother dislikes whittaker because he saw her as "the lib dem dr who" which honestly was something i said that he attached himself to
fentmom
sometimes i can be quite judgemental right off the bat and ill say something cruel that just sticks
anti
in gatwa's christmas special she had a chance to be written by a real person and for those brief few minutes i saw a vision of what 13's era could've been
1.0524%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
me reaping >:D
me sowing D:>
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me cumming
Me shitting
anti
i cant believe i used to hate on moffat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was 5 years older, maybe I would be able to get a better taste of "that" internet
anti
fentmom whats ur fave doctors ranking
>>680109
1.0525%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
1. the doctor
2. the doctor
3. the doctor
4. the doctor
5. the doctor
1.0526%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
thoughts anti?
anon
i like it when the cute gay men kiss.
anti
bold choice going for numerical order but respectable
fentmom
>>680102
1. christopher ecclestone
2. david tennant
3. paul mcgann
4. peter capaldi
>>680119
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680108
Awful if you know the lore
anon
>>680108
this makes my soul feel better
fentmom
these are doctors ive watched enough of to say "i like them"
fentmom
i did not like matt smith, nor do i care for straight cis women's infatuation with him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's other Doctors other than the Doctor?
>>680116
not ivory
ideal conditions are not real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680116
More mouse bites
anti
im not gonna include the classic doctors bc wife is still introducing me to them
anti
1. eccleston
2. gatwa
3. tennant
3.5 the war doctor/john hurt
4. capaldi
5. mcgann
6. smith
7. whittaker
fentmom
i wish my brother were in the same room as you so that you could have a natter about dr who it would be epic to see
>>680126>>680135
not ivory
lewis capaldi????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YESSS!!!!!!!1
fentmom
>>680126
he will respect them as long as they're epic
anti
i wish mcgann got more time as the doctor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680126
I also have a beef with a fictional kindergartener
fentmom
hes a big mcgann lover
fentmom
i think the extent of his near zilch bisexuality is mcgann
anti
me and wife watched rhe movie and it sucks so much that mcgann only has a short and audio dramas outside of it
not ivory
what the hell is dr who about anyway
>>680139
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm so fucking sleepy
>>680137
anon
>>680122
oh how i wish my sister were here
anti
the setup of "seventh doctor gets shot in gang war and becomes a cryptic wacko" is goated
anti
>>680133
so there's this guy and he travels through time
anti
and over the course of the series he's been like 17 different guys
not ivory
yea i know that part that when he "dies" he actually just.... changes to a different person lol
fentmom
he reincarnates into someone who is somewhat different but shares the same basic principles
anti
>>680141
he likes having fun and travelling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh shit that's a good song
anti
the first doctor is motivated by curiosity
fentmom
the doctor likes to protect and help others as well as travel with people and is infinitely curious
1.0527%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
do you guys think dogfood could be a healthy mre
>>680159>>680152
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The ayys
fentmom
>>680148
laughing learning loving living never ends until it does
anti
the doctor is actually gay
1.0528%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
like theoretically dog food should be packed full of nutrients and an efficent consumption of calories
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680154
He is
anti
he's had sex w men in canon
anti
the 13th doctor was a lesbian
not ivory
okay so he's not literally a doctor is he?
anti
nah thats just the pretentious title he uses as a name
not ivory
what's his
not ivory
i guess their actual name
>>680166
1.0529%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680159
no im just saying from an economic standpoint dog food could be a good healthy cheap replacement maybe
anti
>>680164
this was the focal plot point of an entire seasons long arc and we still dont know
anon
wait. youre right. we feed our pets these food mixtures that somehow sustain them a whole natural life on the SAME FOOD. thats gotta be nutritionally balanced
>>680181
not ivory
lmaoooo
not ivory
is it like.... gaelic maybe
not ivory
maybe the doctor is gaelic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will eat dog food if it means dog
anti
he's an alien but he was scottish twice also
>>680175
anti
thrice technically
fentmom
i should put on an album that personally means a lot to me
anti
10, 12 and 14 were scottish but 10 and 14 were played by the same guy
not ivory
so the main goal of the doc is to like... just learn?
>>680180
anti
>>680178
yeah he's just fucking around and finding out and saving people
1.0530%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680167
exactly it's basicaly like an MRE for humans basicalyl is what i'm saying so i should be allowed to eat it
anti
he's a heroic space hobo essentially
>>680190
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where's my hypewoman
fentmom
>>680179
Prepare myself to meet God
not ivory
and people enjoy that wow haha
anti
i got into it as an impressionable 12 year old nerd and its never let me go
not ivory
i think ive watched some clips of doctor who and idk i think i enjoy it more as clips than episodes lol
not ivory
im cooked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I;m cumming
anti
i think tennant and smith had some p fast paced episodes
not ivory
what's the one thing that you would is like the most interesting thing in doctor who aside from the doctor ofc
>>680198
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to play Deltarune because I need Kris x Susie content
not ivory
that you would say, i mean
anti
>>680194
i think this is a p bog standard answer but the Master
1.0531%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
wait what's everyone's thoughts on huel
>>680203>>680206
1.0532%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i've been thinking of doing it to replace like 2 meals and only eat one meal instead
anti
the Master is a member of the same species as the doctor and his whole deal is that he's gonna completely insane trying to kill him
>>680211
fentmom
fun fact: the actor for the master said my stepmum had nice legs once
>>680204
anti
the saxon master?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680199
Huel? Are you ohuel?
fentmom
yes john simm
1.0534%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
not an ad btw i don't care about the specific company i just hate making food which leads to me eating out
shrimp
ohh soylent
anon
>>680201
have they gotten around to a romance between the master and the doctor yet? i dropped the show for a long time
>>680215
shrimp
honestly i think those meal replacements things can be good if theyre actually like. healthy and you maintain the right nutrional balance id probably drink it all day except for 1 meal if i could afford it whic i can now so i might join you in your adven ture booger
>>680222
1.0535%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and like obviously i don't think it would be healthy to like do every single meal so i would make like one meal a day or something but like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Reminds me of that greentext about anon getting crazy constipated from eating mri
anti
>>680211
yeah they did one w capaldi/12 and it was very psychosexually charged
>>680217
anti
i think, despite all its flaws, chibnall's take on the master was also very interesting
not ivory
wait i gotta look this master lmao
1.0536%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
ANTI
>>680224
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP YELLING
1.0537%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680212
ouuu fun fun
1.0538%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680221
ANTI
fentmom
thx for putting this on randal
not ivory
ngl "bog standard" is a word i haven't heard used
>>680231
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pleasure's all mine
fentmom
i may eat some beans and sausages on toast
anti
>>680227
he's been a returning villain for the entirety of the show
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whew this is way better than I though
anti
both classic and reboot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna listen this on my own later
anti
>>680221
the power of the doctor i think really brought out dhawan's strengths qua playing the master
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fish without underwear :D
anti
just completely batshit schemes to steal the doctor's body bc of his wacko obsession w her
>>680240
anon
i would love to eat a human food brick or a human food chow but something tells me that it would suck the joy out of life, i dunno
anti
I'm quite fond of doctor who idk if any of u noticed that
anti
>>680237
the master is supposed to be a pathetic little manling vying for the singular pathetic thing he's destroyed his life striving for: killing the doctor and everyone they hold dear
>>680243>>680247
fentmom
now we listen to salford manchester
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can't listen to it
anti
>>680240
except for missy she's a girlboss and also hot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I'm gonna go to bed
fentmom
Sleep well Randalfriend Friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Night
anon
>>680240
the more i hear about the hate this man has for the doctor the more i wanna hear about the relationship
>>680250>>680248
anti
>>680247
i dont know the entire master lore off the top of my head but the basic conceit is that they were childhood friends but went different directions when the doctor ran away with a stolen time machine to learn abt the universe and help others, while the master only ever wanted power
>>680253
fentmom
this song has "tonight i should have stayed at home / playing with my pleasure zone"
1.0540%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680250
i have watched dr who as well and have well thought about and good opinons on it
1.0541%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
(i have not i am lying)
anti
my fave incarnation of the master is still missy bc she's hot
fentmom
we <3 hot babes
anon
missy flirting with the master... the other master... that made me feel a certain way
>>680259
anti
me and my wife have discussed lesbian timelord selfcest at length
anti
>>680257
while not lesbian, this is still a #truthnuke

yeah probably
fentmom
I decided that if I had a clone I would not immediately try to bang them now
>>680272
fentmom
I would send them off to another part of the world to live a totally different life
anti
i wd fuck my clone but we'd both cry
fentmom
Then we would converge again, now both strong in our respective fields, ready to act as a deadly duo
1.0542%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
oh wait holy shit doctor who is still going on
>>680266
fentmom
Engine and Steering Wheel
1.0543%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
that's kinda cool
anti
though w chibnall and davies both fucking up their turn as showrunner it may be going on hiatus again for a while
>>680270
1.0544%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i kinda thought it ended, but i think i just stopped browsing tumblr lole so i didn't see any of it
anti
>>680268
ngl i kinda think thats what the show needs
anti
they tried to do a soft reboot w davies' new run but ended up kinda just not doing that
anti
and i think all the plot contrivances chibnall brought in for no reason kinda muddled the show
shrimp
i was really confused for a bit reading all this "doctor" and "master" stuff i was like what sort of weird kinky media are you talking about but now i see it is just dr who
anon
yeah really the doctor and the master are refusing to give up who is actually the top.
>>680277
anti
there's a lot of homoerotic tension between them
anti
ah but you see
anon
>>680278
but the doctor isnt the sub. maybe
anti
the master is a pathetic little man vying desperately for the doctor's validation
>>680282>>680287
anti
and if he cant have that he'll just kill everyone and everything
shrimp
:3c
shrimp
oh
shrimp
i dont relate to that i respect boundaries
anon
>>680281
that would be sad. i would at least hope they date well
anti
the master really wants to be the top but he'd break down crying
>>680292
1.0545%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
> Eating a whole pineapple as a meal replacement?

>It clocks in at about 900 452 calories which is probably a third of my daily intake (I know I know...)

>I searched the sub before posting and it seems the biggest problem would be my body freaking out form all the sugar and thinking Im starving. since I normally eat this at work and its my last meal of the 'day' not eating again is avoidable. or I could make a small chicken taco to help balance out the protein.

>Id like to get my diet down to 'enough' protein spread over two meals and maybe half a pineapple a day. The hunger gaps to be filled with veggies and/or rice to flesh out the day. Vitamins are probably a must.

>Edit: thanks guys I've replied to some of y'all but till I get a chance later thank you for all the debate. This is helping clear stuff up.

>Edit 2: calorie update.
1.0546%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
LMAO
anon
you could prpbably live off pineapple for like a year
>>680293
shrimp
>>680288
ok yeah definitely not me
anti
i shd get back in bed w wife
anti
cant sleep bc sad news from home
shrimp
can you say hi to her for me
>>680299
sæкі
heyaaa
anti
she's asleep already im just sitting in the living room chainint cigs >>680296
>>680308
anon
hello
sæкі
and omg hai anti hai Twink
sæкі
#ksay shreiiiiieeemp
shrimp
#ksay saeaeaeaeaeki
shrimp
>>680304
i'll be the judge of that
shrimp
>>680299
can u whisper it really quietly
shrimp
ill let u hit my vape its lemonade and blue raspberry
anon
I might not have internet moment of truth
sæкі
oe
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