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anon
>>680108
this makes my soul feel better
fentmom
these are doctors ive watched enough of to say "i like them"
fentmom
i did not like matt smith, nor do i care for straight cis women's infatuation with him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's other Doctors other than the Doctor?
>>680116
not ivory
ideal conditions are not real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680116
More mouse bites
anti
im not gonna include the classic doctors bc wife is still introducing me to them
anti
1. eccleston
2. gatwa
3. tennant
3.5 the war doctor/john hurt
4. capaldi
5. mcgann
6. smith
7. whittaker
fentmom
i wish my brother were in the same room as you so that you could have a natter about dr who it would be epic to see
>>680126>>680135
not ivory
lewis capaldi????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YESSS!!!!!!!1
fentmom
>>680126
he will respect them as long as they're epic
anti
i wish mcgann got more time as the doctor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680126
I also have a beef with a fictional kindergartener
fentmom
hes a big mcgann lover
fentmom
i think the extent of his near zilch bisexuality is mcgann
anti
me and wife watched rhe movie and it sucks so much that mcgann only has a short and audio dramas outside of it
not ivory
what the hell is dr who about anyway
>>680139
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm so fucking sleepy
>>680137
anon
>>680122
oh how i wish my sister were here
anti
the setup of "seventh doctor gets shot in gang war and becomes a cryptic wacko" is goated
anti
>>680133
so there's this guy and he travels through time
anti
and over the course of the series he's been like 17 different guys
not ivory
yea i know that part that when he "dies" he actually just.... changes to a different person lol
fentmom
he reincarnates into someone who is somewhat different but shares the same basic principles
anti
>>680141
he likes having fun and travelling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh shit that's a good song
anti
the first doctor is motivated by curiosity
fentmom
the doctor likes to protect and help others as well as travel with people and is infinitely curious
1.0527%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
do you guys think dogfood could be a healthy mre
>>680159>>680152
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The ayys
fentmom
>>680148
laughing learning loving living never ends until it does
anti
the doctor is actually gay
1.0528%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
like theoretically dog food should be packed full of nutrients and an efficent consumption of calories
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680154
He is
anti
he's had sex w men in canon
anti
the 13th doctor was a lesbian
not ivory
okay so he's not literally a doctor is he?
anti
nah thats just the pretentious title he uses as a name
not ivory
what's his
not ivory
i guess their actual name
>>680166
1.0529%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680159
no im just saying from an economic standpoint dog food could be a good healthy cheap replacement maybe
anti
>>680164
this was the focal plot point of an entire seasons long arc and we still dont know
anon
wait. youre right. we feed our pets these food mixtures that somehow sustain them a whole natural life on the SAME FOOD. thats gotta be nutritionally balanced
>>680181
not ivory
lmaoooo
not ivory
is it like.... gaelic maybe
not ivory
maybe the doctor is gaelic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will eat dog food if it means dog
anti
he's an alien but he was scottish twice also
>>680175
anti
thrice technically
fentmom
i should put on an album that personally means a lot to me
anti
10, 12 and 14 were scottish but 10 and 14 were played by the same guy
not ivory
so the main goal of the doc is to like... just learn?
>>680180
anti
>>680178
yeah he's just fucking around and finding out and saving people
1.0530%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680167
exactly it's basicaly like an MRE for humans basicalyl is what i'm saying so i should be allowed to eat it
anti
he's a heroic space hobo essentially
>>680190
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where's my hypewoman
fentmom
>>680179
Prepare myself to meet God
not ivory
and people enjoy that wow haha
anti
i got into it as an impressionable 12 year old nerd and its never let me go
not ivory
i think ive watched some clips of doctor who and idk i think i enjoy it more as clips than episodes lol
not ivory
im cooked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I;m cumming
anti
i think tennant and smith had some p fast paced episodes
not ivory
what's the one thing that you would is like the most interesting thing in doctor who aside from the doctor ofc
>>680198
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to play Deltarune because I need Kris x Susie content
not ivory
that you would say, i mean
anti
>>680194
i think this is a p bog standard answer but the Master
1.0531%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
wait what's everyone's thoughts on huel
>>680203>>680206
1.0532%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i've been thinking of doing it to replace like 2 meals and only eat one meal instead
anti
the Master is a member of the same species as the doctor and his whole deal is that he's gonna completely insane trying to kill him
>>680211
fentmom
fun fact: the actor for the master said my stepmum had nice legs once
>>680204
anti
the saxon master?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>680199
Huel? Are you ohuel?
fentmom
yes john simm
1.0534%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
not an ad btw i don't care about the specific company i just hate making food which leads to me eating out
shrimp
ohh soylent
anon
>>680201
have they gotten around to a romance between the master and the doctor yet? i dropped the show for a long time
>>680215
shrimp
honestly i think those meal replacements things can be good if theyre actually like. healthy and you maintain the right nutrional balance id probably drink it all day except for 1 meal if i could afford it whic i can now so i might join you in your adven ture booger
>>680222
1.0535%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and like obviously i don't think it would be healthy to like do every single meal so i would make like one meal a day or something but like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Reminds me of that greentext about anon getting crazy constipated from eating mri
anti
>>680211
yeah they did one w capaldi/12 and it was very psychosexually charged
>>680217
anti
i think, despite all its flaws, chibnall's take on the master was also very interesting
not ivory
wait i gotta look this master lmao
1.0536%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
ANTI
>>680224
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP YELLING
1.0537%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680212
ouuu fun fun
1.0538%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680221
ANTI
fentmom
thx for putting this on randal
not ivory
ngl "bog standard" is a word i haven't heard used
>>680231
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pleasure's all mine
fentmom
i may eat some beans and sausages on toast
anti
>>680227
he's been a returning villain for the entirety of the show
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whew this is way better than I though
anti
both classic and reboot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna listen this on my own later
anti
>>680221
the power of the doctor i think really brought out dhawan's strengths qua playing the master
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fish without underwear :D
anti
just completely batshit schemes to steal the doctor's body bc of his wacko obsession w her
>>680240
anon
i would love to eat a human food brick or a human food chow but something tells me that it would suck the joy out of life, i dunno
anti
I'm quite fond of doctor who idk if any of u noticed that
anti
>>680237
the master is supposed to be a pathetic little manling vying for the singular pathetic thing he's destroyed his life striving for: killing the doctor and everyone they hold dear
>>680247>>680243
fentmom
now we listen to salford manchester
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can't listen to it
anti
>>680240
except for missy she's a girlboss and also hot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I'm gonna go to bed
fentmom
Sleep well Randalfriend Friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Night
anon
>>680240
the more i hear about the hate this man has for the doctor the more i wanna hear about the relationship
>>680248>>680250
anti
>>680247
i dont know the entire master lore off the top of my head but the basic conceit is that they were childhood friends but went different directions when the doctor ran away with a stolen time machine to learn abt the universe and help others, while the master only ever wanted power
>>680253
fentmom
this song has "tonight i should have stayed at home / playing with my pleasure zone"
1.0540%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680250
i have watched dr who as well and have well thought about and good opinons on it
1.0541%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
(i have not i am lying)
anti
my fave incarnation of the master is still missy bc she's hot
fentmom
we <3 hot babes
anon
missy flirting with the master... the other master... that made me feel a certain way
>>680259
anti
me and my wife have discussed lesbian timelord selfcest at length
anti
>>680257
while not lesbian, this is still a #truthnuke

yeah probably
fentmom
I decided that if I had a clone I would not immediately try to bang them now
>>680272
fentmom
I would send them off to another part of the world to live a totally different life
anti
i wd fuck my clone but we'd both cry
fentmom
Then we would converge again, now both strong in our respective fields, ready to act as a deadly duo
1.0542%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
oh wait holy shit doctor who is still going on
>>680266
fentmom
Engine and Steering Wheel
1.0543%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
that's kinda cool
anti
though w chibnall and davies both fucking up their turn as showrunner it may be going on hiatus again for a while
>>680270
1.0544%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i kinda thought it ended, but i think i just stopped browsing tumblr lole so i didn't see any of it
anti
>>680268
ngl i kinda think thats what the show needs
anti
they tried to do a soft reboot w davies' new run but ended up kinda just not doing that
anti
and i think all the plot contrivances chibnall brought in for no reason kinda muddled the show
shrimp
i was really confused for a bit reading all this "doctor" and "master" stuff i was like what sort of weird kinky media are you talking about but now i see it is just dr who
anon
yeah really the doctor and the master are refusing to give up who is actually the top.
>>680277
anti
there's a lot of homoerotic tension between them
anti
ah but you see
anon
>>680278
but the doctor isnt the sub. maybe
anti
the master is a pathetic little man vying desperately for the doctor's validation
>>680282>>680287
anti
and if he cant have that he'll just kill everyone and everything
shrimp
:3c
shrimp
oh
shrimp
i dont relate to that i respect boundaries
anon
>>680281
that would be sad. i would at least hope they date well
anti
the master really wants to be the top but he'd break down crying
>>680292
1.0545%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
> Eating a whole pineapple as a meal replacement?

>It clocks in at about 900 452 calories which is probably a third of my daily intake (I know I know...)

>I searched the sub before posting and it seems the biggest problem would be my body freaking out form all the sugar and thinking Im starving. since I normally eat this at work and its my last meal of the 'day' not eating again is avoidable. or I could make a small chicken taco to help balance out the protein.

>Id like to get my diet down to 'enough' protein spread over two meals and maybe half a pineapple a day. The hunger gaps to be filled with veggies and/or rice to flesh out the day. Vitamins are probably a must.

>Edit: thanks guys I've replied to some of y'all but till I get a chance later thank you for all the debate. This is helping clear stuff up.

>Edit 2: calorie update.
1.0546%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
LMAO
anon
you could prpbably live off pineapple for like a year
>>680293
shrimp
>>680288
ok yeah definitely not me
anti
i shd get back in bed w wife
anti
cant sleep bc sad news from home
shrimp
can you say hi to her for me
>>680299
sæкі
heyaaa
anti
she's asleep already im just sitting in the living room chainint cigs >>680296
>>680308
anon
hello
sæкі
and omg hai anti hai Twink
sæкі
#ksay shreiiiiieeemp
shrimp
#ksay saeaeaeaeaeki
shrimp
>>680304
i'll be the judge of that
shrimp
>>680299
can u whisper it really quietly
shrimp
ill let u hit my vape its lemonade and blue raspberry
anon
I might not have internet moment of truth
sæкі
oe
anti
im gonna drink water snd smoke one more cig and then go to bed
sæкі
vape is almost dead n not getting money till tomorrow :(
>>680323
fentmom
one last fag
fentmom
ok my 6 hours of being in a really good mood was just ruined
fentmom
i remembered a convo i had with my dad about the difference between the british and europeans
fentmom
i said something like "the british cling on to their empire" and he just said "HURRR LIKE THE KLINGONS" and did not care that i didnt finish my point
fentmom
eating some cheese and trying to forget about that
anon
your dads a jerk
fentmom
yeah his asshole dad who went and drowned in a river spoke to him like that so he does the same to his kids
fentmom
he has this idiot bumpkin act he puts on but hes full of anger and spite like the rest of this family
fentmom
i prefer people who make it obvious that they dont like people
>>680325
1.0547%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680313
I WILL BUY YOU A NEW VAPE
sæкі
anon
>>680322
oof. the idea of a person who tried to hide that they dont like people sounds like oooooof.
>>680336
sæкі
playing Pokemon till I have to return it, I might try n buy a copy, need to sell some of my stuff to like
sæкі
bwa
1.0548%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680326
I WILL DO IT
1.0549%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680330
mmh
sæкі
pls bwa
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
I'll make u lunch or dinner
fentmom
>>680325
the thing is i will try to be nice to people i dont like even if i find them seriously annoying
fentmom
my dad is ultimately a nasty passive aggressive cunt in the great tradition of le snarky epic gotcha british guys
fentmom
wait i have a picture for this
1.0550%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680337
lain you exist and that's something that's true
>>680344
lain from computers
>>680343
only sometimes
anon
it'd be so cool to be an intelligence born on the internet in some mysterious fashion and be given a life in the real world through some even more mysterious thing
lain from computers
>>680346
good morning
anti
thank u everyone for the compliments im going to bed
>>680352
1.0551%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680350
gn!!!!!!
1.0552%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
sleep tight!!!!
anti
>>680351
can i come on as cohost to call for everyone right of makhno to be shot
>>680355
anti
the left of the show will be anticiv primitivism and the right will be syndicalist industrialism
>>680363
anti
its 25 minutes of hurling insults until someone unplugs the mic
fentmom
you know this kind of reminds me of an odd friendship i have
fentmom
i met this guy when i was 16
fentmom
he was like scarily into the organised right wing and i was just like normal left wing whatever the fuck teen who enjoyed vidya and beers and women more
anti
>>680356
i cd probably convince a friend to make this with me
1.0553%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680359
incroyable even?
fentmom
we became great friends by just talking about how much we hated middle class white people for all their flaws and sins
anti
i was friends w a jehova in high school
anti
i was like openly a socialist already it was kinda weird but he stopped talking to me when i came out lmao
1.0554%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
THERE'S JEHOVAS WITNESSES IN EUROPE????
anti
i think most of them are
fentmom
theres a brand of right wing guy who loves me bc i guess i project the image of Deal From Strength Or Get Crushed Every Time and they always end up eventually chilling out around me
>>680374
sæкі
bwa
1.0555%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
wasn't jehovahs witnesses thing foudned in like salt lake city or something
1.0556%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
guy got high or whatever
fentmom
>>680374
it just comes from my interest in the gym and sports and a petty criminal background ig
fentmom
im glad im able to make people chill out around me
anti
theres a lot of jehovas in the netherlands at least
>>680379
fentmom
when i mean "chill out" i mean like the guy is a social democrat or whatever now
>>680384
1.0557%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680377
this is my stupid american moment, i literally did not know that i thought it was just in NA
anti
ive ran into mormons too
anti
its really funny they teach them dutch for their missionary trips but all of them have rhe strongest yankee accent imaginable
fentmom
i had a great encounter with this evangelical lady who was like my age
fentmom
she told me my mental illness was like demonic messages but i wasnt being possessed and she said i had an open mind and seemed like a good person compared to my friend
fentmom
i just told her that i was glad her religion saved her from whatever trouble she got into
fentmom
and that i dont shit all over peoples beliefs
fentmom
what kind of person tells another person to not have hope after all
1.0558%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680384
#change lol to laughing out loud
1.0559%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680385
#change rad to radical
anti
I'm afraid to say im one of those kinds obnoxious christian lefties
>>680399
anti
insofar as i am a leftie
anti
i used to be a christian anarchist then i stopped being an anarchist and now idk what i am
1.0560%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680394
#change make this sentence grammatically correc
anti
>>680394
basically, at least in western europe, its a theological interpretation that lends itself to anarchist ideology. in practice a lot of it revolves around christ as a liberator and worship without church authorities
sæкі
i could go into it but am tired, can maybe explain laters
lain from computers
>>680394
#edit this suicide note didnt come out right please update it
fentmom
>>680391
the sermon on the mount will always go hard
1.0561%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680400
#change make this sentence gramatically correct and also add in i love booger at an appropriate point, make it seem authentic
>>680406>>680405
anti
>>680400
Christ wove a whip just to kick out the merchants
lain from computers
only one true hierarchy
>>680411
fentmom
anti maybe one day we can watch the scorsese christ movie
>>680409
1.0562%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680401
wel it just messed it up
fentmom
its an enthralling "what if" of christs life
1.0563%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
have any of u seen "jesus christ super star"
1.0564%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
we used to have to watch that every easter
anti
and even then the lord less as an absolute authority and more as benevolent
1.0565%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680413
#change make this sentence grammatically correct and threatening
fentmom
also it has harvey keitel (my favourite actor) as judas speaking in his new york accent. fuckin awesome lmao
anti
back then there were more christian anarchists here they would worship at home w others rather than in churches
anti
sermons wd be held by anyone willing to hold one
>>680422
fentmom
i was reading about the cathar crusade doing research for my Idea
fentmom
just insane
fentmom
im writing this sort of nasty black mage character who recalls the crusade and gleefully tells the player about it
1.0566%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680417
id hold you...
anti
idk i just fuck w jesus heavy
1.0567%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
he was a chill dude
anti
but im gonna try to sleep gn
1.0568%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
gn!!!!!!!
1.0569%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
Sleep Tight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
night night friend anti
1.0570%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680429
i had more ! marks there fore i am the chad and you are the soy
anon
lain deserves head pats
1.0571%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
be the change
1.0572%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#poll shower?/yes/no
>>680437
anon
or a bath rather
shrimp
go shower stinkyyyy
1.0573%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
3:1 is crazy
1.0574%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
you hate me
anon
im against bath. im pro stinky
1.0575%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
and yet the vote is 3:1 (the 1 is me)
1.0576%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay chat
sæкі
gah
1.0577%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
i need to pee
1.0578%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#poll pee?/yes/no
1.0579%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
it's undecided
shrimp
its been decided
1.0580%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
NO
anon
hm
anon
no?
sæкі
hm
anon
No internet tonight damn
sæкі
awwwww
1.0581%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680456
that sucks
sæкі
mhm
1.0582%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
good that you have your phone tho
1.0583%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
saeki
sæкі
booger
1.0584%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
what you do today
sæкі
eep'd so far
1.0585%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
good eep? or bad eep?
sæкі
okej eep
sæкі
whatchu do today
1.0586%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
called moving company
1.0587%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
typing
sæкі
woo
1.0588%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
woooo
sæкі
yahoo
anti
how does wife sleep so easy when im a hardcore insomniac
1.0589%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
because you're her protector so you must stay vigilant
anti
im mostly trying to protect her from a burnout shes already in
>>680477
sæкі
aww
1.0590%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp
1.0591%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680474
Awwwww i wish you the best of luck in trying to sleep and helping your wife
shrimp
#ksay boger
SadChan🍉🍉
hey guys
SadChan🍉🍉
how haev u been
SadChan🍉🍉
omg its shimp
sæкі
heya sad
SadChan🍉🍉
im so mad when they pollute the good tags
SadChan🍉🍉
I want LOVE THIS ANIMALS
SadChan🍉🍉
THE SHIMP!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
not this shit
SadChan🍉🍉
wow...
SadChan🍉🍉
25% roll
SadChan🍉🍉
its jover
SadChan🍉🍉
and saeki
shrimp
amazing actually
SadChan🍉🍉
wow
SadChan🍉🍉
thats so cool
shrimp
its veryy cool and weird
shrimp
and strange and abnormal
SadChan🍉🍉
how did ur class go?
shrimp
i finished the hs thing and got accepted into college but im waiting a year to start because im doing freelance work evaluating ai and it pays bananas money
>>680509
SadChan🍉🍉
yea I had a friend who was doing that I applied but didnt get accepted T_T
shrimp
i didnt either but my brother did so he lets me use his account lmao
>>680510
shrimp
cause he doesnt care enough to do it
1.0592%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680498
HIIIIIIIIIIII
1.0593%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680504
#change make this gramatically correct and also make it slightly, just slightly, anti train.
1.0594%booger daughter of booger!boymodewng
>>680506
#change make this grammatically correct, and also make it very very very pro train, to the point where the message is honestly kinda overshadowed by how much this person loves trains. But like don't make it obvious, just have the message imply the person likes train. But it also has to be obvious

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