:3

>>682125
twinkanon

puppygirls

i love puppygirls

>>682132
hi

you're not twink anon...

>>682135
sure

>>682137
i did

im sorry but i do not do well with such neediness

control yourself

huh

a lot of people will disagree but the gen 6 models were pretty peak

>>682153
pretty rad

what gun is that

i am a vegetarian and i dont want to cook. pls give me options

nup

>>682159
waow

>>682160
just... eat a vegetable?

oh that's kinda cursed

that thing gonna blow up

just use uh weakly packed shells

i should get a gun

goodmorning booger dear

goodnight booger dear

>>682194
incredible

>>682193
why the fuck am i attracted to psychopaths?

>>682208
i wonder this myself too

so am i

(i have a shell)

rly

>>682225
is that a black and white film camera

that looks extremely similar to the model i used in highschool

we had a photography class

and a darkroom

how much

>>682237
what if there was... some other exchange of services...

i could write you a short story

yeah but youd have to do that yourself

you could write two short stories if i wrote one

i cant ship acid across the border...

im canadian

incest

>>682264
nothing at all

:::3

>>682258
why does incest produce dog?

>>682275
funy

imagine the first guy to have their trans bully come on to them

imagine being

>>682283
do you know what they do to

little dogs like you

>>682287
its all about perspective my friend

well i am a dog so that makes sense

do you know what they do to

little dogs like me?

i wish i were 7' tall

yeah

6'3 would be cool i think

i just want to be able to look down on everyone

that'd be fun too

ideally i could morph between 4'10 and 6'8

being a switch is hard

yeah you capitulate pretty easily lol

>>682314
ye

>>682315
uhuh

>>682317
i say this too and yet i would drop my whole life for a woman that calls me a good boy

or i guess a hot enough guy but men r eh

>>682321
#reply

not surprised. the ufc hype machine loves a redemption arc, doesn't matter if the crowd turned on him. they'll milk it till the last drop.

i thought you were talking about the country

i have yet to meet someone who i don't have to explain the joke to

weiner + hallway?

>>682330
yes!!!!!

hotdog in a hallway

euphamism

>>682329
id actually execute you on the spot if you kicked a dog

ohhh ic what you mean

i get you

me2

god dammit i want hot dogs now.

i looooooove mustard on hotdogs.

>>682342
i do think this sometimes as much as the itnrusive thought disturbs me

i should go to sonic and get chili cheese hot dogs with mustard on them and revel

>>682347
do it

im doing uhhh im gonna uhhh checks schedule uhh im doing nothing tomorrow

im going to my friend's surprise party this weekend and have to meet a bunch of her friends for this first time i think im gonna die

normally when i go to parties i just cling to my friends but what happens when the party is for the friend and the attention is all on them how do i cling

>>682357
same

>>682360
terrifying

thank god its at a brewery first so i can get drunk

what do you do

i dont wanna get wasted then i'll embarass myself

my gayness will be apparent from the start

wish i could delete a damn post

you can just hit enter on an empty post

>>682373
lol. lmao even.

bet youve never even seen a girl naked

>>682383
adkjvhaslfgvlajhgfkajsdhgfkjashgfkjhagefkyagkjhfakdhfgvaljhegaflaheg

thats . adorable

in a weird way

>>682384
doesnt everyone in the end see their parents naked at some point in their youth or do you mean as an adult

im sure i have but i dont have any memory of it thankfully

i think i was like 10 when i started watching porn uhoh

i found it way too early

oh dear

channel?

idk what you mean

a youtube channel?

im far from innocent my dear

feeling something strange stir inside you twinkanon? getting the urge to buy a bike pump?

pron

the antithesis to the hotdog in a hallway

a cat in a crevice (with ham)

>>682425
youre lucky this was funny or else id ban you

i should start moderating like an SA mod and just make yall do funny things and ban you if i dont laugh

>>682430
i can't, because it was funny

1700 usd

hi rose

>>682437
very stressful

>>682445
ill give u a pass for it because im really curious

>>682449
hi!!!

>>682450
go ahead my friend, it is yours

>>682453
nah this is fucking hilarious

only mildly disturbing. minimal psychic damage.

thought that was idubbz for a second

>>682459
this is what you have wrought

it latches onto your hand and deathrolls

>>682466
theyre getting off in it

>>682471
i empathize with this girl

me2

personally im a nerd

oh is that why people think billions must die? because climate blah blah? oh good. thats a terrible reason. i was worried they might have been talking about some more substantive ontological filter