>>682317
i say this too and yet i would drop my whole life for a woman that calls me a good boy

or i guess a hot enough guy but men r eh

>>682321
#reply

not surprised. the ufc hype machine loves a redemption arc, doesn't matter if the crowd turned on him. they'll milk it till the last drop.

i thought you were talking about the country

i have yet to meet someone who i don't have to explain the joke to

weiner + hallway?

>>682330
yes!!!!!

hotdog in a hallway

euphamism

>>682329
id actually execute you on the spot if you kicked a dog

ohhh ic what you mean

i get you

me2

god dammit i want hot dogs now.

i looooooove mustard on hotdogs.

>>682342
i do think this sometimes as much as the itnrusive thought disturbs me

i should go to sonic and get chili cheese hot dogs with mustard on them and revel

>>682347
do it

im doing uhhh im gonna uhhh checks schedule uhh im doing nothing tomorrow

im going to my friend's surprise party this weekend and have to meet a bunch of her friends for this first time i think im gonna die

normally when i go to parties i just cling to my friends but what happens when the party is for the friend and the attention is all on them how do i cling

>>682357
same

>>682360
terrifying

thank god its at a brewery first so i can get drunk

what do you do

i dont wanna get wasted then i'll embarass myself

my gayness will be apparent from the start

wish i could delete a damn post

you can just hit enter on an empty post

>>682373
lol. lmao even.

bet youve never even seen a girl naked

>>682383
adkjvhaslfgvlajhgfkajsdhgfkjashgfkjhagefkyagkjhfakdhfgvaljhegaflaheg

thats . adorable

in a weird way

>>682384
doesnt everyone in the end see their parents naked at some point in their youth or do you mean as an adult

im sure i have but i dont have any memory of it thankfully

i think i was like 10 when i started watching porn uhoh

i found it way too early

oh dear

channel?

idk what you mean

a youtube channel?

im far from innocent my dear

feeling something strange stir inside you twinkanon? getting the urge to buy a bike pump?

pron

the antithesis to the hotdog in a hallway

a cat in a crevice (with ham)

>>682425
youre lucky this was funny or else id ban you

i should start moderating like an SA mod and just make yall do funny things and ban you if i dont laugh

>>682430
i can't, because it was funny

1700 usd

hi rose

>>682437
very stressful

>>682445
ill give u a pass for it because im really curious

>>682449
hi!!!

>>682450
go ahead my friend, it is yours

>>682453
nah this is fucking hilarious

only mildly disturbing. minimal psychic damage.

thought that was idubbz for a second

>>682459
this is what you have wrought

it latches onto your hand and deathrolls

>>682466
theyre getting off in it

>>682471
i empathize with this girl

me2

personally im a nerd

oh is that why people think billions must die? because climate blah blah? oh good. thats a terrible reason. i was worried they might have been talking about some more substantive ontological filter

>>682517
u hate me...

i know YOU do

>>682535
i am too honestly i just loosely associate with anarchism but i also loosely associate with marxism i dont really stricly hold any particular ideology in mind

saeki still nap huh? glad qt <3

and great news anti!!!

fent says I look German! so I’m German now!!!!!!!

which is basically the same as Dutch anyway

fent says I can be a rhinelander because I care about others and the do too and have trade unions just like u

how’s it going sis??

I’m going to move nextdoor and change my name to German German German

booger!!!!!!!

what up :>

when u go bac 2 work?

: O

but who will make the world function?

did u find a rich maaaan?

yay!

I’m definitely that them

then

I think Americans should treat their heritage more like mehers Briggs or horoscope

I think it’s cute to say ‘I’m paresian because I’m snooty and really good at art!!!’

>>682572
u ok tho? been playing games?

:0

awwww u got. close 2 them mbe

I saw u commented on Dave’s ad and that account had ur in my room song :>

oh gr8 it plays in background

hihihi sammy

it goes okay

>>682549
ya i entirely understand

:)

waow samwich

hellooo

been a while

some time no see :):)

it is way too damn hot outside

Texas has plenty of rain u should go there

>>682617
im in oregon and its still so hot ;-;

it’s over for warm americels-w-

hi rose

may be heaven it’s reaaal

like angels n heaven

but bad things happening in song

what was the last line ‘lova be a gurl?’

I didn’t understand those parts

it was when a bunch of things happen- something

ohhhhh

>>682636
#hug glad :)

been putting things off on phone all day but not uncomfortable just not doing much

but ig I gotta change that

and a friend I was really worried about is ok!

I think that’s a nice theme rose orlando of rose orlando . bandcamp. com

but I guess I’ve heard so many promises like that it just doesn’t seem realistic that someone will be there in any case just because they’re lovers right now

I like how you can make the guitar make those different chords at such a pace too

may be gone for few days

idk

>>682646
awww that’s good… what if you had her name and little experiences u had together :>

>>682648
I’m going to look forward to hearing from you

u got me on discord if u ever drop here. I think I’ve maybe changed since I started here and maybe not in a good way, but I remember times w u fondly

>>682647
my hand get tired if try to play chorx

me too

me too

we could practice together or u. could w ur wife

or we could give up..

>>682663
smart :)

what do u think the odds are the cop is right to go after him

goo night rose :)

transfem then twink then battleaxe or femboy

.seek 2:30

.move 2:30

did laby got to them

it should be illegal though

uwos lab

i love this guy

hes so hot

ya

big guy who does dumbass smart shit

shrimp needs to get to embarrass his pp and him to threaten her

I rembered ^^

>>682695
scary guys is another type but idk where the embarrass pp part came from...

maybe 2 or 3 months ago I think you said you liked pp making fun of but you doing it not it to you

phoo!!

>>682699
hm i guess itd be fun if it was like a cute femboy

interesting this is NOT a core shrimp attractor

ye

men in general are not i muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch prefer women

or very girly guys

do you like scary women or loud boisterous women?

god yes

oh but smart boisterous women not just loud

i was and still arguably am obsessed with a sociopathic girl

>>682710
honestly i have like 500 different types when it comes to women

based

shrimp

im far more particular with men

>>682709
are you hitting on me or referencing the video cause i have it muted