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shrimp
dont you love it when ur parents trauma dump on u
shrimp
its fun!!!!!!!!!!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I felt like she was insulting me too when she insult them :/ because idk there was like an implication of β€˜isn’t that stupid and I’m better than that haha
shrimp
oh thats weird
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
doggg
shrimp
yeah idk parents r weird
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
kids need to have more independent lives imo
shrimp
thats why i will never be one
anti
>>703103
im also white in a white country but i care quite a lot abt my heritage
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I’m glad of the things my ancestors hypothetically did but I am not super connected
anti
tho i guess its less of my heritage and moreso the heritage of the place i live
shrimp
well ur in a country that didnt genocide an entire multitude of cultures a couple hundred years ago and take over it yk
>>703134
anti
>>703133
we still own several islands in the caribbean and also frisia
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
wow ur family are rich
shrimp
yeah but like your country has history beyond that too
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
so does Canada
anti
fun frisia fact it was illegal to speak or write/display frisian in public until after ww2
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
that makes sense if u want to get rid of the culture
anti
in 1951 frisians rioted at the courts bc a frisian farmer got convicted for having a sign saying something in frisian
>>703146
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
wow!!
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
No one would riot for me that’s based
shrimp
fun fact we're still doing the genocide
> In June 2021, the Standing Committee on Human Rights in Canada found that compulsory sterilization is ongoing in Canada and its extent has been underestimated.
>>703145
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
do you really think those kids who are prevented would advance the interests of humanity? that sounds like a good policy
>>703175>>703148>>703157
shrimp
forcibly sterlizing natives is a good policy
shrimp
im gonna assume you misunderstood the context of that quote
shrimp
or that it was satire
anti
nowadays frisian is the official second language of the country
gloober-tsukasa(libpol RP club), lπŸƒπŸ“–
I’m gonna go instead of fighting w u
anti
govt or banking/health/other important institutions operating in frisia, as well as any courts that may deal w frisians regularly or national govt that affects frisia must have frisian available for sites, documents, or have speakers or translators on staff
>>703156
shrimp
you're serious?
shrimp
>>703154
i guess second language is a step up but geeze. i guess that wasnt uncommon though, we did as much with the natives
>>703160
anti
i think sterilizing native people is bad actually
shrimp
yeah im kind of in shock at that statement
anti
>>703156
second official language is a p good position for a language spoken largely withing one province
anti
low saxon and limburgish are only recognized but dont get any government attention or translation
anti
and low saxon is spoken in like half the country
>>703165
shrimp
ahh that makes sense yeah
shrimp
oh wow
anti
>>703162
not by everyone and especially not in the cities, but theres whole swaths of the country where the rural population either speaks or understands it
anti
also schools in frisia teach frisian as part of language education
anti
along w dutch and english
anti
i shit on frisians a lot (partially bc its tradition in my province) but i deeply respect the action they've taken for their language and culture in the face of the dutch state hell-bent on destroying it
shrimp
yeah thats pretty cool
anti
nowadays its a lot less hostile ofc but the only reason they have linguistic rights and education now is bc they rioted then
shrimp
always rooting for the underdogs
anti
frisian nationalism/regionalism was traditionally a left wing affair too
anti
it never got as big as in catalonia or basque country but still
shrimp
based
lain from computers
>>703144
what i nthe fuck
anti
in my ideal world native languages would take precedent over english in the usa
>>703181
anti
and creoles like Cajun too ig
anti
man this snorting tobacco kinda goes ngl
shrimp
buying some snuff rn
anti
the one i got kinda smells like apricot
shrimp
>>703176
it would've been really cool if the natives of north and south america had the time and space to develop further as cultures and societies
>>703190
anti
w like menthol mixed in
anti
and rhe smell stays for a while while it absorbs
shrimp
oo
shrimp
id probably hate the menthol but that does sound neat
anti
i think theres ones w/out menthol
shrimp
id imagine ya
anti
snuff is p cheap here so maybe ill make a habit out of it
lain from computers
>walk to pharmacy
>first time in person pharmacy for like a year
>have to get e script
>guy at the counter looks like some bazinga faggot
>snorts a little
>says okay with the estrogen dont get pregnant
>laughs though im sure you wont have a problem with that
man why do i bother
>>703192>>703194
anti
>>703181
i mean they had way more than people think
anti
the colonizers just buried, burned and killed everything they came across
lain from computers
yea
shrimp
thats so fucked what the fuck
anti
there's entire buried cities and roads just spread throughout america that colonizers destroyed
lain from computers
the violent thoughts, the violent thoughts
lain from computers
>literally stay inside forever
>finally have to go interact with world
>its just as retarded as expected
anti
the thing abt cisoids is that they're all retards
lain from computers
if the faggot behind the counter would've said like
'oh is that COCK stil working'
at least that would've been so absurd it was funny
>>703203
shrimp
you know normally i say you should kill that guy as like levity but i mean someone should be very violent towards them tbqh altho its not worth it for u to do it
lain from computers
nah i dont care much that guy is going to be retarded forever and all i'll get for it is mens prison which is where you get [funny'd] and sold
anon
>>703200
>'oh is that COCK stil working'
Chasercore
shrimp
well i hope he gets jumped or something
shrimp
if karma is real
lain from computers
see
anon
You should bring me next time so I can start a fight with him in the middle of the pharmacy
lain from computers
people want to bitch in the opposite direction of this belief but every time i go outside it just seems to be true
if i had more money it wouldn't be a problem
privilege is important
anon
Then promptly get arrested
anti
i dont interact w much of normie society as a rule
anti
except ig in town but i speak dialect so that means people act less retarded towards me
lain from computers
i just remembered the guy at the pharmacy actually went out of his way to say that pretty loudly
>>703214
lain from computers
for the ESTROGEN, make sure you dont get pregnant
anti
bash his head w a rock
lain from computers
how's that shit real dawg
shrimp
genuinely deranged behaviour
anti
i think my pharmacists like me a lot bc i always wish them luck w strikes
>>703223
anon
Actually I bet you could report him for that
anon
I suspect there is some sort of confidentiality deal
lain from computers
yeah fuck it
he made a big deal about 'there being cameras so i *HAVE* to say that'
anon
so For him to just like... shout your prescription
anti
>>703218
i always go up to sign the petition to their employer n stuff
lain from computers
yeah ill go try to report him
>>703227
anti
and i dont go in for my E on strike days lmao
anti
bc they work on strike but they only give out stuff that'd be life threatening if they didnt
anon
If you see him again, you should tell him that your boyfriend is going to kick his ass
anon
Do you live in an open carry state?
lain from computers
definitely not
anon
It's okay, I don't need a license for these guns
anon
*flexes*
lain from computers
you should like
make a cardboard cutout of yourself and ill tape it to my backpack for next time
so when that happens again i can set it up and cross my arms and go 'how about NOW'
lain from computers
in any case i sent a complaint
lain from computers
im sure it wont do anything but
lain from computers
lmao
lain from computers
>>703238
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)
lain from computers
damn
lain from computers
i dont even look that scuffed as far as your garden variety tranny goes like
that guy only said that stuff because he knows my legal name and gender marker
anon
I knew a girl that went through a pharmacy tech program and works in a pharmacy, and she did tell me that like everyone in it were all the bitchiest people alive
shrimp
pharm techs are just fast food workers that dispense drugs
>>703246
lain from computers
i hate interacting with the pharm techs they get SO hung on the power
i ask a simple question
>can i please have just a couple oc 80s please just as a treat
then suddenly its 'police' and 'please dont go anywhere'
>>703247
lain from computers
like fuck off kimberly, 34
i know you keep the oc 80s in there
anon
My doordash driver died
lain from computers
what
shrimp
we all outta oc 80s
anon
My doordash driver exploded into a fireball on I-10
anon
They're dead
shrimp
one time i ordered pizza to work and it was late because the driver got in a car accident and the guy came in and gave it to me and like looked like he expected the money and im like uhhh sry about the crash (this was a different guy) but no
>>703261
lain from computers
i almost want to believe you
anon
I turned on the news and saw them running around in flames
anon
Holding up my sandwich
lain from computers
id give him a one star for that
anon
In his last moments, he opened the bag and took a bite
anon
1 star
shrimp
>>703254
because its free if its like longer than 40 min to deliver
lain from computers
doing night crawler skit w doordash guy whos dying
shrimp
imagine staging car crashed by using food order jesus
anon
Placing my finger on the doordash guys lips and saying "hush honey, let daddy do the talking" when he asks for cash
shrimp
doordash doesnt take cash
shrimp
sry
shrimp
i ruined ur joke
anon
It's okay
anon
I'll survive
shrimp
no its not
shrimp
ill go
shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
OH NO
shrimp
ok im back
shrimp
thats a 15 minute ban btw dont do it
anon
That's a ban
shrimp
yeah its a self ban
anon
Oh yeah? You wanna tell ME what to do?
shrimp
kinda
anon
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>703287
shrimp
not my chair not my problem
anon
what does that even mean?
shrimp
hmm
shrimp
1
shrimp
this is audio of a guy tripping on acid in a closet
anti
1
shrimp
i forgot abt that part
anti
#ksay faggot
lain from computers
>someone sets the temperature for this guy to .3
shrimp
no way
shrimp
get REAL
lain from computers
hows this guy still so mad on acid
anti
certified hater
shrimp
not my chair not my problem thats what i say
>>703301
anon
okay this motherfucker literally drove into a ditch in front of me
shrimp
theres the love
lain from computers
but not
anon
I would never ban evade
anti
man where is saek
anti
normally she's on rn
shrimp
i think she was up rly late
anon
she has insomnia
anti
yeah me too
anon
so she is like up for almost two days straight then conks out
>>703314
anti
#ksay SAEKI WAKE UP U GOTTA LOG ON
anti
#ksay SÆKI SÆKI ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT U LOG ON
anti
if i post hard enough i can shout at her through the computer snd disrupt her already fragile sleep
anti
this achieves very little
shrimp
we've got to direct our mental attention to her to wake her up
anti
waging psychic nightmare to like
>>703325
anti
summon signs and text in her dreams that say wake up
anti
#ksay sæki u gotta wake up
anon
.play something
anti
shaking u for lunch money
anon
I don't carry cash, it's a digital world
anon
team one overly specific booru tag or team many different booru tags?
anon
>>703335
You could set up a webcam in my house if you wanted
anti
#ksay faggoooooooot
anon
It would just be me smoking then hitting the heavy bag randomly because I am bored
anon
then masturbating
shrimp
its not as fun if you know
anti
#ksay fæggot
anon
I'd forget in like 45 minutes
>>703347
anti
#ksay faggpt
shrimp
new queer ai faggpt
shrimp
ldsjghdkfj
anon
@gayrok is this real
anti
but has one of those larp accounts where they perform some dumb shit trans hitler ideologt
anti
I've seen a trans strasserist w my own two eyes and i still regret it
>>703359
shrimp
yayyy
anti
its like hitler but youre gay i think
anti
idk
shrimp
oh huh
anti
#glegle
shrimp
ive known a few trans nazis over the years considering i used to frequent tttt before it was tttt
>>703371
anti
#glegle
anti
#glegle
#glegle
#glegle
anti
glegle stack new spell
shrimp
stack the glegles!
shrimp
#glegle
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anti
>>703365
I've known a few over twitter
shrimp
#glegle
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anti
#glegle #glegle
anon
>>703361
I would make you french toast if you wanted
shrimp
french toast is probably yummier
anon
It's really good when I make it
anti
#glegle
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anti
#glegle
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shrimp
oh also theres a limit to # commands i think its 7
anti
theres some max amount of glegle
anti
#glegle
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shrimp
#glegle
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shrimp
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shrimp
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shrimp
gleeb glob
anti
#glegle
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anti
#glegle
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anti
gleglestack.............
anti
new spell unlocked
shrimp
the glegle stack is very nice it sounds very nice to my ears like music
anti
#glegle
#glegle
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anti
#glegle
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#ksay faggot
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando :3
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#roseorlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why no??
anon
Hello
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) loose_clown clown are_you_serious
anon
>>703389
One time I bought a car for 300 dollars that had a fucked up gas tank so I had to constantly dump fuel cleaner into it
>>703408>>703414
shrimp
>>703405
my sister is getting a new car soon so im gonna get to have her beater 02 civic to fuck around with which will be fun
>>703418
anon
I took it
shrimp
its so easy u just
shrimp
press the clutch
shrimp
stick the shift
shrimp
unpress
shrimp
throttle
anti
>>703425
ill do it again to make sure
anon
Then you can lowball people who have manual cars
>>703435
anti
#glegle
#glegle
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lain from computers
its one more bounding box come on
>>703438
shrimp
>>703429
i tried driving my ex's manual i only stalled it once!
anti
#ksay im the 4th one i escaped being identified
lain from computers
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#ksay cam anyonoe find my glank glap???? where has my gleewa globow gone?? my glimpy flagloo?? wheres my glaga glangagon!!!
>>703443>>703442
anti
>>703440
lain i need u to know this is my favorite bit u do
lain from computers
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#ksay i am looking everywhere!! im am looking everywhere i possibly can!!! everywhere up and down and up town and downand all around!!!!! where is my glagga glanagoogoo gamper!!! wheres my glappa glamma glogloe gleelee leeloo???!!
>>703448>>703446
anon
can i somehow get my other machine in the room of the page without getting out of bed....
>>703462
anon
forgotto mute adn the sounds are keeping me from sleeping....
>>703456
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
::loose_clown yes
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats the booru called again??
>>703461
lain from computers
#ksay i have had it... i have had it!! i have had it up to here!! where is it!! where is my glappa glooflanglon??? where did my glowplampy gangagongo go???? give me my gleepy glassker back!!
shrimp
>>703450
uhh i think the only thing we could do is ban you for a few hours to stop it otherwise you gotta get up
anon
yea do that for like 6hrs thx
shrimp
6 you sure??
anon
maybe 5
shrimp
oke we'll do 5 last chance to change th number
>>703474
anon
<3
anon
no thats oki thank u shwimp ily
(nap time)
>>703473
shrimp
okee
anon
.play five big booms
anti
#ksay sorry lain from computers i dont know where your teegloglaper is. your glimpuslaga. the greppelepel glegloooo
shrimp
i hope it worked
anon
>>703479
I need to be able to crash on your couch
lain from computers
#ksay oh this is not good!! this is not good!! thank you for checking my beloved anti!! for checking up? for checking down? up and down and around? up town? down around? i wish, oh how i wish, i knew where my gobassam gloobombolono was!!! my gahankagoo waggaglimpy!!!
anon
I guess though uh lemme see
shrimp
she disappeared
anti
im locking in on sniffing tobacco
shrimp
locked in
anti
yeah whatever happened to tea i miss her
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) loose_clown clown help
shrimp
ill pitch
shrimp
in on it
lain from computers
i have my own place
anon
You'll pitch? Sure I don't mind bottoming
shrimp
phrasing
anti
give me like 2 more days and i can sniff tobacco like a guy from bayern
anon
lain are you canadian?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i will stop uploading loose clown for now... but i will return i still have 16 more to post
lain from computers
no i would never be canadian
anon
You will never be canadian
lain from computers
yknow when it yped that ii thought it would be funnier to appropriate a shitty acronym but honestly it was just ugly sorry for posting that
>>703522
anti
it seems we are at a conflict
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>703515
i like it when u get to cuddle someone n touch them n its all soft n cute n nice
lain from computers
>>703513
#edit make this about literally anything else
shrimp
>>703514
dw it was at least kinda funny
anon
>>703515
That's the difference between you and me, when I say I want something, I see it through. You stab me in the shoulder, I'm not gonna quit. Never give up, never surrender.
shrimp
curious
lain from computers
i dont want weird knife sex!!!!!!!!!! hello kitty bakes with her friends!!!!!!!

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