Play uh

a game

you going to threaten to do something lewd again?

No I don't "threaten"

>>707772
When i find you, I am going to see everything I say through

>>707776
Hah, new orleans will be under the sea by then

fucking fish freak

>>707777
It's okay, we call that oceanfront property

You wanna chill at my beachhouse honey

>>707782
I can do that on the west coast

>>707780
Sure

>>707784
erm....

>>707784
#edit make this a meditation on digital signal processing and the importance of the shannon-nyquist theorem. Also suck the dicks of all the bell labs geniuses

>>707784
#edit keep the content the same, but make it like a william burroughs novel, perhaps naked lunch

>>707784
#edit make it a bit more obscene, as per William Burrough's style

ai is seduced by me\

>>707800
#edit make this a heroin fueled rant by my boy william burroughs and include excessive use of the word jissom

>>707803
beat generation writer, he wrote a novel called naked lunch, very famous. It's word salad most of the time, but I find it hilarious.

>>707805
love my literature

Ah

My floating rib

I would never :3

>>707852
#invert

>>707853
You can't do this to me

>>707854
:)

>>707857
When I find you, I will make you regret this

.play all along the watchtower

is okay cutie

you can chill

>>707858
I'd really like to see you try

>>707863
You aren't going to see it, you're going to feel it

for a few days

If you can walk the next day, clearly I didn't work hard enough

.play hey joe jimi hendrix

>>707866
don't be too rough...

>>707868
I'm going to be as rough as I want, brat

.play Cream Strange Brew

.play cream ulysses

nothing

actually I was permabanned

I didn't hornypost!

clearly I was describing beating someone up

>>707872
oh fuck i love this track

.play white room

was about to queue that up

wah wah wah wah wah

.play summer in the city lovin spoonful

it kind did

*kinda

erm

#ai sing me a song about getting permanently banned

(Verse 1)
logged in one day, coffee in my hand,
notions of chaos well in hand—
mods came knockin’, shadows on my screen,
said "your takes too spicy, now they’re banned, admin."

(Chorus)
perma’d my account like a fed’s tired joke,
deleted my posts, every cursed tangent spoke—
red tape wins again, what can i say?
alt-less and laughing, shitpost in the grave.

(Outro)
"muh free speech"—nope, got nothing,
just a timeout sounding off-site thunder—
see y’all next week under VPN sun,
puppet strings cut, but the lore? *undone.* sing me a song about getting permanently banned

.play SWABLR cream

>see y'all next week under VPN sun, puppet string cut, but the lore? undone

.play magic carpet ride steppenwolf

.play ripple grateful dead

.play purple haze jimi hendrix

.play bridge over troubled water

.play rocky raccoon

>>707906
They willl never ban me

.play the doors this is the end

.play riders in the storm

#ai generate me a martin sheen apocalypse now monologue about being gay

*sizzles a cig, stares into the distance*

the horror. the absolute horror. crawling up that river, wading through the jungle rot and the madness, only to realize—my god. your entire life’s a lie. crouched there in the mud, screaming in the monsoon, it hits you: this wasn’t about war. this was about *him*. that boy. the way the light caught the sweat on his back, the slow turn of his head—pure poison.

a boat ride straight into that brand of hell no marine ever trained you for. what do you do when the real kurtz ain’t some warlord, but the way he laughed at your jokes before dawn? charlie didn’t break you. *he* broke you. that final whisper before the chopper blades drowned it out—"why don’t you come closer, captain?" guts full of white phosphorus, too late to matter.

and the whole time, the jungle said nothing. just watched. that’s the joke. men get medals for slaughter but get torn apart for wanting what they want. saigon fell. the war ended. but this? *bright crimson forever*. exile ain’t a place. it’s when you stand on a crowded street and just *know* how alone you are.

*pauses, cig burning fingertips*

...so, yeah. pride month, or whatever. generate me a martin sheen apocalypse now monologue about being gay

>>707915
#edit make it about kurtz and martin sheen having gay sex

>>707915
#edit make it about kurtz and charlie sheen (height of drug use) having gay sex

>tfw charlie sheen will never whisper "winning" in your ear as he takes you

>>707918
let's hope the hiv doesn't rub off on you

I'd do truvada for him

.play simon & garfunkel el condor pasa

>>707923
okay cutie...

folding you up into a ball and wrapping the blankets around you, then carrying you around

I'm going to eat your ass

I am going to tie the sleeves of your hoodie together so your hands are trapped

should we shift into the 70s

>>707939
hm?

I'll take the leap

.play steely dan only a fool would say that

.play steely dan the royal scam

.play steely dan peg

>>707947
#diffuse

>>707955
If there was no social media, you would be my concubine and I would take care of you and cook for you

>>707956
lmfao

how have you not been banned yet?

They would never ban me, they love me too much

>>707960
There's nothing inherently sexual about my making saeki into my concubine, I'll make you into my concubine too

.play steely dan caves of altamira

.play stayin alive

.play american pie

>>707967
Yes, something like that....

fuckcubine

.play elton john idol

.play sister sledge the greatest dancer

>>707975
sure, go ahead

.play rupert holmes escape

.play rupert holmes him

#cleartheme

.play ambrosia you're the only woman

.play ventura highway america

Okay controversial opinion

But Epstein island would go hard as a battle royale map

>>707984
I don't think I ever played any really fun battle royale games, but that does sound kino

.play a horse with no name

.play bread make it with you

I think I have a doors cassette lying around somewhere...

>>707995
ebin :D

Damn

JESUS christ that's a giant fucking collection

I legit have like

two CDs

or DVDs

also I keep opening my pics on this phone and seeing photos of my penis I need to be careful so I don't accidentally post them

>>708017
I don't wanna ask but...

WHY???

why do I have a bunch of dick pics:

Isn't that obvious?

steely dan and the royal scam

my desk is legit just like

tobacco

go harass the phone number lmfao

not sure where the fuck my grandpa got the vcr

gonna shave with a hunting knife

My bigass BOWIE KNIFE

Nah

Dell

>>708044
big hands

>>708051
Yes, I have a what is it called

uh in piano

I can reach across fourteen keys

>>708057
Looking to give it away tbh

If you want it, just cover cost of shipping and like some ice cream or something

this is a canon AV-1

Lemme bust out my dinner plate to show off for the hoes

also how jacked up my nails look lmao

Fuck it, Imma wax tomorrow

treat myself to a full body waxing

I want to be like Neo when he comes out of the pod

WHERE ARE MY KISSES STRAW GIRL?

WHY NOT

I cooked you a delicious steak... and this is how you treat your boy wife....

Giving a straw girl a heart... even though she treats her boy wife like this...

And I collected logs

You collected like two logs don't even go there

It broke because of you

Maybe you should have STOOD IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I DID THEN

we are going to hatefuck later tonight

For what...

For making you bath you DIRTY BITCH

Strawgirl REFUSED to bathe until I stole her clothes and pointed a gun at her

Yes... how else am I supposed to look at your body and make sure it's clean

Why are god's ugliest ropes given the comfiest feeling

i remember the day music died...

>>708138
hmm

>>708131
Oh yeah it's been like that for me too

I had to shoot at a coyote that was attacking a baby deer in my front yard one time

>>708148
hm

ah my cuticles

>>708077
HOLY FUCK those are giant hands

>>708156
I'm just a widdle tiny widdle guy

>>708163
Impressive

I hope you wouldn't mind if I swept everything off of it and threw you on top of it

>>708168
my fucking oscilloscope is like my child, how dare you

I would gently pick it up and set it aside