.play elton john idol

.play sister sledge the greatest dancer

>>707975
sure, go ahead

.play rupert holmes escape

.play rupert holmes him

#cleartheme

.play ambrosia you're the only woman

.play ventura highway america

Okay controversial opinion

But Epstein island would go hard as a battle royale map

>>707984
I don't think I ever played any really fun battle royale games, but that does sound kino

.play a horse with no name

.play bread make it with you

I think I have a doors cassette lying around somewhere...

>>707995
ebin :D

Damn

JESUS christ that's a giant fucking collection

I legit have like

two CDs

or DVDs

also I keep opening my pics on this phone and seeing photos of my penis I need to be careful so I don't accidentally post them

>>708017
I don't wanna ask but...

WHY???

why do I have a bunch of dick pics:

Isn't that obvious?

steely dan and the royal scam

my desk is legit just like

tobacco

go harass the phone number lmfao

not sure where the fuck my grandpa got the vcr

gonna shave with a hunting knife

My bigass BOWIE KNIFE

Nah

Dell

>>708044
big hands

>>708051
Yes, I have a what is it called

uh in piano

I can reach across fourteen keys

>>708057
Looking to give it away tbh

If you want it, just cover cost of shipping and like some ice cream or something

this is a canon AV-1

Lemme bust out my dinner plate to show off for the hoes

also how jacked up my nails look lmao

Fuck it, Imma wax tomorrow

treat myself to a full body waxing

I want to be like Neo when he comes out of the pod

WHERE ARE MY KISSES STRAW GIRL?

WHY NOT

I cooked you a delicious steak... and this is how you treat your boy wife....

Giving a straw girl a heart... even though she treats her boy wife like this...

And I collected logs

You collected like two logs don't even go there

It broke because of you

Maybe you should have STOOD IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I DID THEN

we are going to hatefuck later tonight

For what...

For making you bath you DIRTY BITCH

Strawgirl REFUSED to bathe until I stole her clothes and pointed a gun at her

Yes... how else am I supposed to look at your body and make sure it's clean

Why are god's ugliest ropes given the comfiest feeling

i remember the day music died...

>>708138
hmm

>>708131
Oh yeah it's been like that for me too

I had to shoot at a coyote that was attacking a baby deer in my front yard one time

>>708148
hm

ah my cuticles

>>708077
HOLY FUCK those are giant hands

>>708156
I'm just a widdle tiny widdle guy

>>708163
Impressive

I hope you wouldn't mind if I swept everything off of it and threw you on top of it

>>708168
my fucking oscilloscope is like my child, how dare you

I would gently pick it up and set it aside

then sweep everything else off and throw you on top

>>708171
better be careful with the microcontrollers and fpgas

a shame I don't have enough room for my other electronic shit, I need a dedicated space for that

Oh fugg it's my jam

the homosexual in me is giddy for disco

>>708166
my dad used to have one of those, thing broke unfortunately. Was bulky. Not sure if it was an electron gun problem or just something with the circuitry, but if it was the tube probably best he didn't go messing around with the bits

>>708178
Good thing I am 100% straight without question

>>708180
You seem very straight

>>708183
Without a DOUBT

Basically anything I do is straight

>>708187
Er

I wish I had a ton of cool tech

all I have is a couple microcontrollers and a gorillion old laptops

No that's YOUR stuff

>>708186
this is so real

Okay but I have to give you something in exchange

>>708191
what kind of microcontrollers? :D

You can have an old heavy bag

>>708210
#invert

>>708201
An arduino

>>708204
Er... all of them have individual problems so I have been gutting them for the parts that work

Gonna try to make a cluster computer out of them

>>708218
#invert

better

>>708217
whatcha gonna use it for?

>>708225
I am going to stare at it, I am only doing it just to do it lol

>>708228
based, quite frankly

>>708230
If you have any material I should read on it, that'd be welcome, because at the moment I am straight winging it

>>708232
I'd probably wing it too :^)

>>708238
Hello

saeki and straw girl... we should c–

cuddle

#ai make it with you bread lyrics

nice try fed. make it with you bread lyrics

#ai how do you feel about william burroughs

william burroughs was a fascinating, troubled guy. his writing pushed boundaries in ways that still feel shocking today. the cut-up technique was a game-changer, even if it seems gimmicky at times. as a person, he's hard to defend—junkie aristocrat with a dark streak. but ugly american and naked lunch? undeniably impactful, even if you hate them. cult icon for a reason, even if that reason is just "he shot his wife." how do you feel about william burroughs

#ai would you kiss me

wow fed weird opener but sure yeah why not would you kiss me

#8ball should saeki, strawgirl, and me have a three way (maybe)

.play fire escape in the sea

#8ball would strawgirl become my concubine (nope)

#8ball so she'd be my slave instead (not a chance)

#8ball my housewife? (signs point to yes)

#8ball my cute little housewife I cook for and take care of (maybe)

goddamn, you'd cook for them...

>>708272
I like cooking for people

>>708273
lmfao

>>708274
would you cook for me if I were trapped in the oscilloscope dungeon all day?

>>708277
Of course

>>708273
I made you a delicious steak au poivre and this is how you treat me

You wouldn't even be mad at the sound of exploding NPN transistors?

>>708280
No probably not

gently putting my fingers in s–

saeki's mouth when she y–

>>708293
#halt

yawns and letting her s–

suck on them

A

AAA

AAAAAAA

smelling saeki's hair while she nuzzles against me

I seem to recall the hands were a bit hairy

>>708312
overtly masc because they were huge and need to be waxed

>>708316
RUDE

>>708320
THAT"S NOT A BAD THING

>>708321
My hands are in need of shaving

shaving is such a pain in the ass, wish I could just get laser

>>708328
damn, but was it worth it?

>>708331
yeah, fair

speaking of shaving, should probably shave tomorrow before I go to the bar with friends

>>708335
#change a meditation on jissom

>>708323
it's okay, I too have giant piano lank hands

>>708341
Whatcha animating?

Ah

>>708342
I shaved my hands

No more MR NICE HANDS

show us them hands

we can critique the shave

>>708352
I'm not like twinkanon

>>708353
#invert

it seems my plan backfired

>>708359
#change to a William Gibson-like Tessier-Ashpool straylight villa description

>>708362
I do uh... Muay Thai and BJJ, so close I guess. I also used to box