>>710472
i have actually considered making this exact thing
i accidentally bought cinnamon sugar instead of cinnamon once and was kind of upset that i could not add it to my french toast mixture
both upset and happy that it was possible

>>710483
what were you assigned?

>>710482
you had to conquer canada for that syrup. show some respect to the troops.

>>710484
the browning offered by shallow oil frying the bread is so shockingly good. plus the oil that gets soaked up conveys the flavor from the bread wonderfully.

>>710487
sounds annoying

i was raaaaaaised on a cup of coffeeee

>>710494
what sort of things do you need to do for this exercise?

>>710497
could i take a little candid look at your little bit of database homework

Wow that is the wrong voice for that guy.

>>710503
yeah megatokyo is another comic

>>710502
ahh. yes, that does sound a bit wasteful, honestly. diagrams are useful and all but i expected something more hands on.

>>710511
bummer. though i do wish i learned how to do uml well haha. i just write the project structure in a text file kind of and then work from that.

i need to read homestuck and it seems like its designed specifically to turn me off.

>>710515
how can you know penny arcade but not megatokyo

are you actually young but somehow into old comics for boomers like me

>>710523
wtff you're a literal kid how do you know about these awful comics from twenty thousand years ago?

>>710518
RIPPPPP sorry fren this sucks

the bible is very short actually

too short for you? damn.. a real intellectual..

did you read the apocrypha

was that the one with the whale

i'm shook that zoomers like the lame comics of my literal childhood. people, we sucked. you can do better than this.

Oh. I know why this sounds for wrong for tycho. It's because tycho doesn't write like this. Tycho writes these long pretentious diatribes about shit puncutated by rape jokes.

>>710546
diabetes*

diabeetle

live a cat or die a beetle

jesus christ, im so on the nose.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/07/16/discorbs

it's 3 panels of tycho ranting with the fruit fucker in the background

>>710555
as far as i can tell any comic from the last 10 years is like outsourced and incredibly shit, even in comparison to what the comic used to be

>>710560
yeah. his meal ticket got artsy and now hes shackled to him

>>710555
wait it's still going?

fucking order of the stick is still going

i liked it

but it like

in grand millennial webcomic tradition

literally nothing happened for 5 years

and they suck!

shut up i'm not a person

thank u

confession: i never watched the uhh strongbad source canon but i still remember the dragon song by heart.

trogdor was a man...

he looks good. with that big beefy arm. coming out of the back of his neck there.

i love ghosts. i want ghosts.

.play [YouTube]

i will say one thing. the millennial tranner comics were kind of kino even if they were cringe.

swinger heavy

i would date ring girl

why aren't there more guy ghosts tbh i think the afterlife is sexist against men

>>710598
i bet she would be willing to be frens with us.

>>710600
guy ghosts are all conscripted as zombies. girl ghosts get banshees

>>710605
that's kind of cool but also like a gender role kind of deal which is fucked up we need spirit feminism smdh

>>710601
she would

>>710613
arent they brothers?

>>710615
it is as if this is your first day on /lgbt/

i recently read a substack blog post by a racist about how people being grossed out by the word moist is a psyop and now every time i hear it i think about how it's a psyop so i should not be grossed out but then maybe the post itself was a psyop

the people who think its gross are mentally saying it in the grossest way with the grossest person in mind. for instance, to make the word as gross as possible in my mind, i imagine mike stoklasa

>>710625
ohh i'm pretty sure the article wasn't about this lol

but sounds fucked up

>>710628
randal. you are on the web right now. you are funny. could it be that you are a web comic?

>>710633
how can i tell you are not a character? you could be an ai agent created by opworm to populate his empty webbed site for all i know

>>710639
or are you?

a memetic superweapon

a psyop by big randal

4chan psyops are cringe but psyops in general are based but the words i used were incepted into my mind by 4chan so this is a troublesome statement to make

i dont believe in psyops

>>710647
that's because you got psyop'd into that position...

tycho is a zoophile.

barbie horse adventures

wait, im surrounded by trannies, thats not subversive here

>>710653
hello worm!

>>710657
wrong we all play hearts of iron 4 only sadly

tbol?

tbh i've never actually played hearts of iron 4.. i don't like paradox games aside from crusader kings 2.. i'm fake trans...

>>710669
if it helps i did play dominions 4 thrones of ascension a few times

he really does. the joke is all over the comic.

i read hundreds as a teenager. this is why i failed at life.

thankfully, no

sam & max is kind of interesting in that that boomers (literal) love it and find it super funny but i never really did. there is a generational humor thing there. they experience their jokes as subversive because they grew up when they were not as normalized. to people of my generation they're just generic zanny cartoon characters.

>>710682
i think the guy is a reference to a character i only tangentially know about.

>>710683
which guy? the rabbit?

>>710684
or this guy?

>>710685
the guy. i think he's a reference to this character,
[YouTube]

oic

hello fent

fent is ancient!!

one of the ogs

you're new!!

fent is a star

i remember her from waaaay early

>>710710
good. fight for justice. liberate this world. purge all evil.

these cartoons strike the perfect balance between pretend shit you would do on a playground and a bunch of nerds at home playing with old flash

>>710714
flash automatically gives everything more soul

in 10 years gen alpha will say that about chatgpt

in 100 years they will have native flash support on shit again

>>710720
this is really optimistic

>>710723
pretty

>>710722
i will not let humanity fall!

>>710725
warrior of justice.. i believe in you. stand tall!

(eventhoughithinknothinggoodcaneverhappenagainitsnicethatyoutry)

>>710731
*teleports behind you*

>>710733
the old ones are small and narrow

>>710738
*invests in your mum's business*

>>710742
*becomes the body without organs as described in deleuze's famous book uhh a thousand plateaus*

*remains incredibly weird and shunned and spends twenty hours a day shitposting on the internet instead of being a productive member of society*

aww yeah 18 connected we're moving upppp

*randal will remember this*

>>710757
ohh is that a teto reference

kasane teto the birdbrain vocaloid

>>710763
real talk like 90% of what my friend who actually read him shared with me was the most demented stuff i've ever heard lol. just purely unreadable. but some bits and pieces are good.

>>710767
the poetry bit?

>>710771
body with some organs

six or seven

i want to eat sausage.

no joke. i just want some burned meat

>>710782
they havent been fda approved

>>710782
heh.. nice homestuck reference right there

>>710790
they were real and irc was real too but now we just have discord

i think quicksand itself would be awful. however you might have seen examples where sound can be used to change the viscosity of a bunch of sand and make it behave like liquid. that seems fuckable.

#glegle

>>710799
the west has fallen

pwime meownister....

>>710825
f. i'm sorry for your loss anon.

>>710825
awwww.

>>710823
would u wear cat ears for me.....

>>710831
i was replying to someone else... just trying to brighten up the mood..
sorry i guess... ill leave

nooo

you must protect the discourse from all of the talk about uhh having sex with natural phenomenon

i am not thinking anything

and that is saying something

>>710839
>>710840
anon will you respond to me on discord at some point?

>>710842
a cat is NOT fine