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fentmom
hi all
anon
hello fent
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hello new person
fentmom
you remember me fam
anon
fent is ancient!!
anon
one of the ogs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looks new to me
anon
you're new!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not the giraffe again
fentmom
randal i am coming to visit you in russia this winter
anon
fent is a star
anon
i remember her from waaaay early
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm on a new broswer I don't rember
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rememeber when Coach Z was on Sexyman wiki
fentmom
watching american dad with the gf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not Little Britian?
fentmom
little britain brings out the sjw in me
>>710712
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I made Twinknon watch Little Britian once
anon
>>710710
good. fight for justice. liberate this world. purge all evil.
fentmom
the two guys in little britain are menaces
anon
these cartoons strike the perfect balance between pretend shit you would do on a playground and a bunch of nerds at home playing with old flash
>>710716
fentmom
didnt like seeing the fat and bald one in more "wholesome" programming either, i know who you are bruv
anon
>>710714
flash automatically gives everything more soul
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
^^^^ THis
anon
in 10 years gen alpha will say that about chatgpt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm killing myself if this happens
anon
in 100 years they will have native flash support on shit again
>>710722
fentmom
the game ive started doing work on is Flash Game Themed bc i think it effectively evokes feelings of childhood depression and fear
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710723
Fuck yeah really brings out the rail fan in me
>>710733
anon
>>710725
warrior of justice.. i believe in you. stand tall!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ANSWER THE DOOR
anon
(eventhoughithinknothinggoodcaneverhappenagainitsnicethatyoutry)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710733
Smell bad sometimes
anon
>>710730
Ah... so you want to be on your knees then
anon
>>710733
the old ones are small and narrow
fentmom
yes i heard that some russian rails use a narrower gauge
anon
>>710742
*becomes the body without organs as described in deleuze's famous book uhh a thousand plateaus*
>>710746
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710743
*rolls d20*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*fails to make you normal again*
anon
*remains incredibly weird and shunned and spends twenty hours a day shitposting on the internet instead of being a productive member of society*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Homestar is my pookie
anon
aww yeah 18 connected we're moving upppp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
D100? That's just a ball
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is a TellTale game and no one remembers you being mean to them? Blocked and reported
anon
*randal will remember this*
>>710755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710753
Tormented by memories
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not like other gender non-specified persons*, other look like burned chicken nuggets I look like an uncooked one
>>710758
anon
>>710757
ohh is that a teto reference
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's a teto
anon
kasane teto the birdbrain vocaloid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHAT'S A TETO???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like that pear creature>
fentmom
ive been hearing a lot about deleuze lately
>>710766
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I still have no idea what the first Dangeresque was about
fentmom
maybe i should try to read
anon
>>710763
real talk like 90% of what my friend who actually read him shared with me was the most demented stuff i've ever heard lol. just purely unreadable. but some bits and pieces are good.
fentmom
i like what he says about signifiers and schizophrenia
>>710769
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jorb
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like I said Strong Bad is 3'2"
anon
Deleuze is brought to you by Hello Fresh
>>710773
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scammed
anon
six or seven
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Never liked Marzipan why did they make her a sausage
anon
Use code IRAQWAR for three weeks of Hello Fresh meals at 50% off
>>710791
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Use code IWANTTOFUCKTWINKNON for 4% discount
>>710784
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THat reminds me, when I was in 5th grade I sat on a chair in school and I had a splinter in my buttcheek
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mens' sausage
anon
no joke. i just want some burned meat
anon
>>710779
I got something for you right here baby
anon
>>710782
they havent been fda approved
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710784
Yeah, what more do you need>
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
4 is generous from me
anon
>>710782
heh.. nice homestuck reference right there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do they set homeless guys on fire all the time in Hiveswap or
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Sbemail so much, wish emails were real
>>710792
anon
>>710790
they were real and irc was real too but now we just have discord
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss IRC (never been there)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You guys ever wanted to have sex with quicksand? I thought about this once
fentmom
that would be a supremely novel experience
fentmom
as well as having sex with a space alien
>>710800
anon
>>710794
I like nerds, I'd love to let you babble about all your nerdy interests while I think about (redacted) you
>>710804
anon
i think quicksand itself would be awful. however you might have seen examples where sound can be used to change the viscosity of a bunch of sand and make it behave like liquid. that seems fuckable.
>>710812
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710797
That's not new, people been doing this since the first Alien came out
fentmom
yeah but has anyone banged an alien yet
fentmom
i personally would smoke crack with greys on venus and then go for a weekend with them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would only bang aliens from Space PAtrol Luluco
Luca
>>710798
I'm sorry, but you have to listen to, if you can't appreciate the beauty of electronics...
>>710806
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay how about asmr slimes then? Seems like a safe alternative
labrys
#glegle
anon
#glegle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710809
Yeah I prefer wehn someone jerks me off so my
>>710815
anon
>>710814
I would never threaten to eat your (redacted) while (redacted) your (redacted)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Senor_Cartgage_Profile.png
I think SB had all the reasons to be scared of this guy he looks like he touches kids
fujo
pwime meownister....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Station master Tama
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He said cringe....
anon
>>710825
f. i'm sorry for your loss anon.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710825
I'm sorry for your loss
anon
Is alright, this was like almost a month ago, but still kinda sad
fujo
>>710823
would u wear cat ears for me.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This man's cat died
>>710833
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now;s not the time for that
fujo
>>710831
i was replying to someone else... just trying to brighten up the mood..
sorry i guess... ill leave
>>710837>>710836
anon
nooo
anon
you must protect the discourse from all of the talk about uhh having sex with natural phenomenon
anon
>>710833
um it's completely fine lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710833
I'm sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guys come on I didn't mean it
anon
i am not thinking anything
>>710841
anon
and that is saying something
>>710841
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
According to a certain tumblr account this stick has a Ryu number of 5
yngven
hi twinkanon how goes it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is it always me who's the mood killer....
anon
Doing good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710855
Hello
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thought it said "Game Sued" for a second
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ai slop?
yngven
yeah that looks ai
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't like how bulgy veins are on my feet
>>710868
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THE CHEAT!!! THE CHEAT!!!!!!!!
anon
>>710866
I have vascularity and I am not a fan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You have varices? Isn't this old people's illness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anime is real in Homestar Runner we're all dead
Luca
were you matching?
anon
>>710874
He was even darker than my hair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEEEEE Alright I'll draw a BEEEEE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you?
Luca
I just assumed lmfao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710880
You have a mirror?
anon
okay, hang on, im gonna try a thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thought so, no twink I know looked like an anime boy
>>710890
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aniki....
anon
>>710891
Yes, I am going to bully you for being a nerd by (redacted) you
>>710900
anon
>>710893
I think I might be attracted to psychopaths.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's my line
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm the psycho fucker of this block
>>710897
anon
>>710896
I didn't say I dated psychos, just that I kinda like them.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well consider yourself outclassed either way
anon
Good.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to piss in the teapot a lot
>>710902
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I pissed, in the teapot we have
anon
my brain is telling me they mean that they used to make mistakes. no idea why my brain thinks that though.
Luca
>>710904
last you told me, you're a nerd too, you have no grounds to bully me
>>710908
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bought 2 packs of cookies for sale yesterday
anon
>>710906
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens your fucking dead kiddo as we speak I am having my US Marine contacts TRACE your IP right now so that I can find you, I am coming for that ass
>>710910
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're both nerds, now start making out
Luca
>>710908
#change make this indicative of a repressed homosexual like naked lunch
>>710918
anon
that is way better that anything in naked lunch
>>710913
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Luca
>>710911
I was hoping it would be more stream of consciousness and incomprehensible. Unfortunately the words, "insect calm" were never used once
>>710914
anon
>>710913
naked lunch, the movie at least, was not that hard to understand, it was just gross.
>>710915
Luca
>>710914
Oh yeah, movie's a whole different beast lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Soft Machine? Like the Jojo stand?
anon
Okay, I'll try a different thing.
anon
>>710910
I am not a repressed homosexual
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was repressed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idek what repressed means
>>710923
anon
I CANT SPELL YOOOOOOU
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neither can I
anon
dammit. i havent the foggiest fucking idea how to be normal.
>>710928
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Normal is overrated lmao
Luca
>>710926
You just talk to people and take interest in them and suddenly it's okay to be a freak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Will somebody match my freak
>>710930
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, noone here even knows about Shintaro Kago..
anon
I just had.... an idea.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710932
#invert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Luca you can't say that....
>>710938
Luca
wow it just gets meaner
Luca
>>710936
#change make this a compliment
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't have any, I'm a 600 lb life guest
>>710949
anon
>>710948
i mean the muscle. im hungry.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like I said, don't have them
anon
Wow. I'm hungry too.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You suck my tiddies
anon
>>710936
Oh yeah? laugh it up buddy, while you are out here at the circus, I am out here grinding, building my network, and getting a passive income. Go to the circus, end up a clown, while I go to the jungle and end up a LION
>>710955
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710953
You wouldn"t a lion, would you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jerry Seinfiel
anon
Shaving my nutsack with a hunting knife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>710961
Pepperoni large for me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>Ireland in Asia
Killing myself
straw bury
>>710932
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>710966
anon
>>710965
Yeah yeah LAUGH IT UP but when I finish GRINDING and getting th–
>>710967
anon
this passive income, I'll be the crypto millionaire and you will be my concubine
anon
So think about that next time you make one of your snide little posts
>>710970
straw bury
:3
Luca
>>710932
but really, twinkanon, you hair sort of looks like mine when it's wet
>>710975
straw bury
in all seriousness tho nice sword carl
anon
Rick Grimes.... Rick Grimes
Luca
>>710975
that's an interesting conclusion, guide me on your thinking
>>710985
straw bury
::rick
straw bury
::morty
straw bury
::fucl
anon
>>710979
Because if I am fucking you from behind I can get a good look at your hair
>>710987
Luca
>>710985
You can admire other people's hair without sexual acts, no?
>>710988
anon
>>710987
Yeah, but that's not as fun
anon
#ai is dolphins fish

no, dolphins aren't fish. they're mammals—warm-blooded, breathe air, give live birth, nurse their young. fish are cold-blooded, have gills, lay eggs (mostly). dolphins just live in water, that's why ppl get confused.
is dolphins fish
anon
#ai is dolphins fish and if so how come mannal

dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals. they breathe air with lungs, give live birth, and nurse their young with milk. fish have gills and lay eggs. evolution is wild like that.
is dolphins fish and if so how come mannal
anon
#ai whats up with that one dolphin that got weird w the handler then died or something

oh you mean kathy? yeah that shit was wild. she was a bottlenose at a marine park, started getting super aggressive with her trainer outta nowhere—biting, thrashing, the whole deal. then she just straight up died shortly after. lotta people think being in captivity fried her brain, dolphins aren’t meant to live in tanks. sad as hell, but not surprising. captivity does messed up things to intelligent animals. no clue why we still do this crap in 2024.
whats up with that one dolphin that got weird w the handler then died or something
>>710995
anon
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davesprite
JUBILATION! official blog is now up, the Jubilee is LIVE folks
saturday update approximately... now!
formatted as a hypertext comic sort of, for your enjoyment :)
anon
>>710992
#reply this never happened

yep that's the one. captivity absolutely destroys marine mammals. they're too smart for that shit. kathy's case was brutal but not unique—dolphins and orcas go insane in tiny tanks all the time. parks try to spin it as "natural behavior" but nah, it's straight-up psychosis from confinement. imagine being trapped in a bathtub your whole life with people gawking at you. the fact these places still exist is a joke.
this never happened
Luca
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Luca
Feel like I've been to that cave in the video
>>710999
Luca
>>710999
Nah, some place in Postojna or something.
Luca
.play Tchaikovsky Waltz of the Flowers
anon
My anarcho-Bidenist ideology
>>711006
anon
Wait Garry Kasparov is based?
davesprite
>>711003
cmon jack, just don't be a fascist
(i suggest this for a slogan)
>>711020
straw bury
dave dave
straw bury
#ksay dave dave dave
straw bury
#ksay dave
straw bury
#ksay dave
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#ksay dave
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#ksay dave
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#ksay dave
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straw bury
#ksay dave
Luca
.play Frédéric Chopin - Nocturnes, Op. 9 No. 1 in B-Flat Minor
davesprite
>>711020
imagining democracy now! reaching out to me
i'd give them an interview piece for sure
davesprite
>>711025
can i be real for a sec i have had fancy extremely nice pizza at restaurants all around the country and maybe it's just cause i've never been to new york but honestly most of it is at best as good as dominos
like 50% of the chicago pies i tried are not as good as just getting a dominos pizza with all the toppings lol
davesprite
granted chicago pizza is very hit or miss
the best ones are amazing but it's like 5 restaurants who do good ones probably lol
and dominos does not do a good pan pizza i am comparing to their thin crust
davesprite
>god dave do you have to have such verbose opinions on fucking everything could you ever just be undecided about something
everyone i know probably
davesprite
.play rosebot get dumb
davesprite
.play rosebot butterflies
davesprite
.play rosebot gemini club
davesprite
.play rosebot titration
davesprite
.play rosebot cypress speedway
straw bury
>>711026
omg its me shes holding me i wish someone would hold me i wish davesprite would hold me
straw bury
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::strawgirl
yngven............. yngven........................
#ksay yngven..............
yngven
how goes it
straw bury
bwewewewewewewewewe
straw bury
:(
straw bury
no alcahole
yngven
same
yngven
had a massive fall-out with a good friend of mine
>>711049
straw bury
guh
yngven
atleast i got hella weed
Luca
.play Shakatak to be in love
0.0603% laptopbooger!boymodewng
luca
>>711054
0.0603% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>711054
hi
anon
bloober
labrys
#glegle
Luca
.play circuit wanderer
labrys
#grub
anon
baby want Milky
straw bury
>>711067
::glegle burger
#throw
anon
.play phonk trollface compilation
Luca
(i don't smoke)
anon
It triggers my internet nativism
straw bury
W DAD!
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>711080
straw bury
>>711079
-9999999 AURA :(((((((((
straw bury
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straw bury
-w-
anon
Woah what the hell I was watching that TROLLFACE PHONK COMPILATION #1 | Hype/Aura Moments
Luca
.play So what miles davis
straw bury
.play kitty craft mama's lamp - american mix
Luca
.play lazy nina greg philinganes
labrys
.play mr dogman powerplant
labrys
.play cold war embryos kanker

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