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labrys
i want a monsert/pebba collab
fentphone
I love those imported dr peppers
fentphone
much better than the sugarless motherfuckers the EU produces for us
Luca
>>716737
#smartai which old testament passage sees the israelites chased into a tower and then a rock thrown on a tyrant

The passage you're referencing is found in **Judges 9:50-57**, which recounts the dramatic downfall of **Abimelech**, a ruthless tyrant who sought to dominate Israel.

### Context & Key Events:
1. **Abimelech’s Rise and Tyranny (Judges 9)** – After murdering his brothers to seize power, Abimelech ruled Shechem with brutality (Judges 9:1-6).
2. **Revolt Against Him** – The people of Shechem eventually turned against him under God's judgment (Judges 9:22-25).
3. **Siege at Thebez** – When Abimelech attacked the city of Thebez, its inhabitants fled into a fortified tower within the city (Judges 9:50-51).
4. **His Demise by Millstone** – As he approached to burn down the tower, an unnamed woman dropped an upper millstone on his head, mortally wounding him (Judges 9:53). To avoid disgrace from dying at a woman's hand, he ordered his armor-bearer to kill him—echoing Saul’s later fate (cf. Judges 16; 1 Samuel 31:4).

### Theological Significance:
This account illustrates divine retribution (**poetic justice**) for Abimelech’s atrocities (*cf.* Jotham’s curse in Judges 9:20) while underscoring that oppressive rulers ultimately fall under God's sovereignty.

Would you like further analysis on how this narrative fits into broader biblical themes?
which old testament passage sees the israelites chased into a tower and then a rock thrown on a tyrant
Luca
#smartai why does Abimelech not want to know the shame of being killed by a woman?

Abimelech’s aversion to dying at the hands of a woman, as recounted in **Judges 9:50-54**, reflects deeply ingrained cultural and psychological dimensions of ancient Near Eastern warrior ethos. His insistence that his armor-bearer strike the fatal blow—after being mortally wounded by a millstone dropped from a tower by an unnamed woman—stems from several key factors:

1. **Honor-Shame Dynamics**: In patriarchal societies like ancient Israel, martial valor was intrinsically tied to masculine honor. Death in battle was acceptable if it came at the hands of another warrior (preferably male), but defeat via unconventional means—especially by a woman—would be perceived as humiliating and emasculating. The narrative emphasizes this disgrace when Abimelech commands his attendant: *"Draw your sword and kill me, lest they say of me, ‘A woman killed him.’"* (Judges 9:54).

2. **Symbolic Degradation**: A millstone was not a weapon but an implement of domestic labor; its use subverted expectations of honorable combat between warriors on the battlefield. For Abimelech, whose ambition drove him to usurp power through fratricide (Judges 9:5-6), such an ignoble death would undermine any legacy he sought to leave.

3. **Literary-Thematic Irony**: The author highlights poetic justice here—Abimelech had murdered seventy brothers "on one stone" (Judges 9:18), only for his own life to end via another stone wielded unexpectedly by someone outside conventional warfare.

4. **Comparative Ancient Warfare Precedents**: Similar attitudes appear elsewhere in Scripture (e.g., Sisera’s death by Jael in Judges 4) and extrabiblical texts like Homeric epics, where heroes dread undignified deaths more than mortality itself.

Thus, Abimelech's plea reveals less about inherent female inferiority than about societal constructs equating masculinity with martial dominance—a cognitive dissonance laid bare when those norms are overturned providentially or tactically beyond human control."
why does Abimelech not want to know the shame of being killed by a woman?
anon
finally finished the plugin kinda
anon
just have to fix some stuff
anon
btw what is the max file size limit on here?
fujo
I just got molested at the train station
>>716752
fujo
50yo whacko was walking behind me and screamed at me...
>>716753
anon
>>716750
i got screamed at because i was biking on the sidewalk
anon
i'd rather get fined than bike in bucharest's traffic lol
anon
this reminds me of one time i was at a rail station and me and my friends were randomly approached by a 70 year old man who told us that suicide is stupid and that it isn't worth killing ourselves over women and that masturbation is the same thing as sex
anon
straw girl
lain from computers
im going 2 try something new for work and listen to audiobooks instead of music
where do i get audiobooks.......................
anon
saw.com
anon
Sawcom these nuts
lain from computers
>men
anon
Okay but actually what audiobook are you looking for?
lain from computers
i figured id go into that after the fact
lain from computers
im not sure what i should listen to
anon
The Lee Atwater interview on repeat
lain from computers
superceded by leonard inwater
lain from computers
anyway i found audiobookbay which seems to have a bunch of bullshit so ill go browse
anon
aight
lain from computers
byebyee
anon
bye
anon
anyone else enjoy cleaning their ears?
>>716775
anon
I don't
derrick_fan
>>716773
i really do actually, i stick my hair in my ears sometimes and it makes rly fun noises inside my ear and then afterwards i can hold my nose and make crackling noises in my ear its such a good sensory thing but its probably not that good so i try to avoid it but its so satisfying
>>716776
anon
It's not really a problem unless you are doing it in a weird way
derrick_fan
but when i do it after putting things in my ear and swishing my ear wax around a bit it makes rly nice sounds
anon
Sometimes if I get a cut, I like to rub it with my fingers
>>716782
labrys
bwa i should set up drawing tablet
anon
thats just like your opinion man
anon
My opinion is always a factual description of reality
anon
hello chat
anon
wait
anon
i forgot to put my bisexual flag
anon
My NAME IS WHAT
anon
oops
anon
bichud
anon
much better
anon
being bi is crinhe
anon
biGODs won
anon
CHOOSE A TEAM
anon
ok bro
Luca
give me the name of an African country that starts with k
>>716805
anon
>>716806
Yeah, I most definitely could
anon
Wanna see?
Luca
nooo, you're supposed to be mad at me ffs
anon
But that sounds like a good time
Luca
is this what you do when your friends inevitably bait you, you sidestep with sex?
>>716812
anon
>>716811
Seems like you are the one sidestepping right now, I'm just saying don't threaten me with a good time
anon
.play the heavy what makes a good man
!nIOh.loris
i hate boymoding
anon
Same, you should let me take you out to the mall so you can pick out cute clothes
!nIOh.loris
nice
!nIOh.loris
was looking at some pics and i look too faggy in boy clothes
!nIOh.loris
fucking hell
anon
Like I said, you should let me take you out on a date so we can pick you out a whole new wardrobe, maybe let me see you try your new clothes on too
>>716822
!nIOh.loris
>>716821
that'd be nice. i'm in desperately need a new wardrobe
>>716824
anon
>>716822
And I'm in desperate need of hmmm...... I don't know a euphemism to use here
!nIOh.loris
2
!nIOh.loris
a dress up doll or somethin
anon
Normally you put clothes *on* to a dress up doll, I'm looking to take them off
labrys
what the fuck
anon
Hunter Biden being based as fuck was not something I expected
anon
I change my mind on political dynasties, I demand the Bidenist dynasty to rule for a thousand years
!nIOh.loris
ew
0.0678% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ABABABABABABABABABABABABABBAABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAABABABABABABABABBA
>>716840>>716836
0.0679% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I FINISHED WORK
>>716838
0.0680% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716836
i mean i'm done for the day yeh
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
labrys
i love fat bitches
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
!nIOh.loris
#buryshoe
labrys
#glegle
!nIOh.loris
>>716862
tis when we out bullying(fun) you
anon
oh no... getting bullied by a group of puppygirls...
!nIOh.loris
so ebil
!nIOh.loris
gonna pick up my momma
anon
>>716873
accurate rendering of my toe beans
anon
>>716876
oh my god i thought i was looking at a loop
straw bury
h even my fucking lower face is clocky
fentphone
really swag gj
anon
Oh GOD my chest just like cracked LOUD
straw bury
i gotta stop posting selfies online i look like shit
>>716894
fentphone
the only man im able to communicate with in a stress free way is bipolar and will just start spouting memes and talking to people like they’re twitter accounts and not people half the time
fentphone
says a lot maybe perhaps idk
straw bury
maybe i should try being a man
straw bury
or femboycoping at least im never gonna look like a woman
fentphone
is being able to 100% or such pass a goal of yours
anon
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
yes
fentphone
that was mine too at some point. it was kinda sad admitting to myself that i wouldn’t be able to get that. i think the nicest cope i had was just hanging out with female friends and feeling like they were talking to me like i was a woman or something approaching that
straw bury
right now i dont pass at all tho
straw bury
im too much of a hon to have any friends much less female ones
>>716909
fentphone
i would not describe you as a hon ever im sorry you’re feeling this way
straw bury
ur sweet
labrys
you look fine also ur my friend bc i luke showing u music
0.0682% laptopbooger!boymodewng
found a place to live #poggers (USER WAS POGGERSED FOR THIS POST)
>>716912
0.0683% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716912
yeah it's a basement tho but honestly it seems... okay? I hope it's good
0.0684% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716883
lori i'm in deep mad love with you
0.0685% laptopbooger!boymodewng
also i'm getting dinner Poggies
labrys
has anyone seen gloob on the board lately ???
straw bury
i havent
straw bury
will ask saeki i guess
0.0686% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I SENT THEM A MESSAGE DEMANDING THEY COME TO THE BOARD I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW THEY RESPOND
labrys
my question is more if they just like
labrys
bc i havent seen them since
0.0687% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i literally don't remember that
>>716924
labrys
>>716923
i do I've been meaning to ask them why they said that
labrys
it was few days back so im not gonna scroll thru the archive to dig it up
labrys
it was abt native american people being sterilised by the government and they were like "okay but what would those kids have contributed to society"
labrys
and then they just left instead of arguing and i havent seen them again
>>716937
straw bury
huh???????????????????
straw bury
that does not sound in character for gloober lmfao
>>716940
labrys
yeah it was very weird
anon
>>716921
I haven't seen them for a while
straw bury
they i mean
anon
I don't know if gloober is actually nonbinary, as in like I don't recall precisely if they said they were
fentphone
>>716929
seems like they realised they fucked up
labrys
>>716933
yeah same im kinda worried
labrys
idk sometimes people say heinous shit to self isolate when they're doing bad ya know
>>716941
anon
>>716931
I think uh gloober had a bit of edge to them, but I also suspect that they might not be doin too well right now and that's part of it, saeki might now tbh
>>716943
fentphone
>>716939
yeah absolutely. like these statements that are crosses between edgy jokes and just straight up shocking things ppl make when they’re not in a good place
labrys
idk i dont think gloob wd hard turn into eugenicism and then just leave
anon
>>716943
bloober, when I find you, I am going to bring you out and show you the wineries in California, having a series of tastings with you, let you bring home a bottle of wine of your choice so that we can crack it open at your new place and celebrate
straw bury
14342.gif
grraaagrgrhuuughughuguhg rgg greee hhh grehh graaaa r uurr rgugugrgg raaahhhh
::geh
straw bury
(im listening to slam metal)
>>716947
anon
Okay actually anyone else remember when newspapers used to say slam like literally constantly
labrys
.play moon over marin desd kennedys
anon
>WATCH X COMPLETELY SLAM Y FOR THEIR OPINION ON Z
straw bury
.play the dark prison massacre hate purgatory
anon
>>716950
I am no longer asking, your opinion is irrelevant on this equation
>>716956
straw bury
>>716953
#edit this entire comment to just say "PLEASE" over and over again and maybe add some more desperate begging
anon
I just wanted to say that straw girl is cute
0.0688% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716958
you called
0.0689% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716960
#editai make this post sound more pathetic and uwuify it
labrys
>>716964
#edit make this post a series of meows and nyahs
anon
>>716966
I am going to have you be my housewife, make you pllease me
>>716968
0.0690% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716967
>*sob* pwease edit my postie... uwu... *sniffle* go ahead and giggle at me all u want... >w< b-but when i findchu... *blushes* im gonna... gonna... m-make u my widdle concubiny... nyahhh~ (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
literally you btw
>>716969
anon
>>716968
When are you going to do a California wine tasting with me?
straw bury
>pwease be my widdle concubiny
woooowwww twinky......
>>716974
straw bury
labrys do u fw slam metal
>>716981
labrys
theres cats fighting outside
labrys
or a fox screaming idk i cant tell
labrys
no its cats
straw bury
thats me and carl
straw bury
(twinknon[carl is his full legal name])
labrys
much like most other metal, i will listen to it if a beautiful woman puts it on but not otherwise
straw bury
:3
straw bury
wish i was a beautiful woman
labrys
well i was fuckin listening to it wasnt i
straw bury
im not a woman lol
labrys
not my problem
labrys
im a lesbian so everyone i think is cute is a woman
straw bury
>>716989
>angular jawline
>moid browbone
>broad shoulders
>massive fuck–
>>716991
straw bury
ing forehead
>big bushy eyebrows
>–
>>716993
labrys
anyways
straw bury
:p
labrys
>>716989
i see like 5 women who look exactly like this at the grocery store every day
>>716998
straw bury
oh yeah and visible stubble
>>716999
labrys
>>716997
if its visible then why am i not seeing it
0.0691% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay sakei
labrys
there are 4 trannies in my town (me, friend, ex and other friend) and i know them all
0.0692% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is yoen a town in europe
straw bury
#ksay saeki saeki saeki kseai ksiaei saeki sakei kay say say key kay say say key kay say say key
0.0693% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys should i do nitrus oxide
>>717013
labrys
straw dont be dipass ur cute
labrys
had i not a wife i wd flirt w u
labrys
#ksay gruwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuiuiuiuiuiuiuiub
straw bury
i think grubs should be huge and they should rule the world
>>717017
straw bury
>>717013
dont worry i already restrained her
0.0694% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717013
pussy
0.0695% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm gonna do galaxy gas
>>717018
straw bury
>>717016
>she says, unable to move because i am holding her weak little arms in place in my lap so she cant overdose on nitrous oxide
>>717019
0.0696% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717018
>5'6
nuff said
labrys
man i kinda wanna try nitrous oxide
labrys
idk more than that i wanna sniff glue
0.0697% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you'll end up like kanye if you do tbh
straw bury
i would honestly take any type of drug rn my brain is working a little too well
>>717025
labrys
like the proper old school glue
labrys
same shit the punks of yore were huffing ya know
labrys
>>717025
booger can i have some pwease
0.0700% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717033
you as well maam
0.0701% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would fuck wilson he's lowkey hot
>>717041
0.0702% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717041
please send the following:
1. Your Name
2. Your social security Number
3. Your health insurance (if any)
4. Your yearly salary
5. Your height
6. How many times a week do you go to the gym
7. How many fish do you own, and do you fish at all?
8. Can you lift at least 75 lbs? Do you look pathetic doing it
>>717049
anon
This is what you are going to do when I touch you straw gir
straw bury
dodge out of the way and then do a backwards handspring over u and shove my uchigatana thru ur back
>>717047
straw bury
i do NOT use a wakizashi i am NOT a fucking QUEER
>>717053
anon
>>717042
twink anon
1234567890
healthcare, idk it's a platinum plan tho
I am a trustfund baby college student
6'5
Prob like 4 or 5 times, but like for martial arts, I don't lift
I don't own fish
Yes, easily
>>717056
straw bury
u hand the trans bitch the aux and she puts on devourment wyd
>>717060
labrys
.play pick it up the employees
labrys
u hand the trans bitch the aux and she plays ska wyd
anon
>>717048
I am going to shove something inside of you too
fentphone
people like the music I put on when I’m given the aux
labrys
>>717055
i only listen to punk and ska
straw bury
.play devourment choking on bile
fentphone
>>717055
i could learn to like ska I think if you put it on, i kinda dumbly hate like british pop ska bc of a Bad Memory but I heard house of fun the other day at this weird swinger millionaires house and turned to my friend and laughed about it instead of getting moody
>>717064
labrys
u gotta get either proper ska or crusty skapunk
>>717069
0.0706% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717066
only a coward would not own fish i feel
0.0707% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you must assert your dominance over the ocean
>>717082
fentphone
>>717065
yeah that’s the good shit
labrys
.play corrupt vision bodycams off
0.0708% laptopbooger!boymodewng
otherwise what's the point
labrys
one time i was forbidden from using the aux for an entire roadtrip bc i kept putting on breakout local punk band frontsector
>>717077
fentphone
>>717072
music genre originally from Jamaica you would probably recognise it if you heard it
labrys
#ai explain ska

ska's a music genre that started in jamaica in the late 1950s, mixing caribbean mento and calypso with american jazz and r&b. it's known for its upbeat tempo, offbeat guitar chops (the "skank"), and prominent horns. evolved into rocksteady and reggae later. got popular again in the late 70s/80s with the uk 2 tone movement (bands like the specials, madness). still has a cult following today. fast, fun, usually has brass sections. danceable as hell.
explain ska
straw bury
hmmmmmmm
0.0709% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717073
the idea you would let others constrain you is horrifying, you should have killed them
>>717079
fentphone
it’s very much something you hear in Europe especially the UK
labrys
>>717077
i didnt want to be stranded in denmark
0.0710% laptopbooger!boymodewng
a fate much worse than death to be sure
labrys
whenewr i was given the aux back on trial i would play a few soft songs and then go straight back to breakout local punk band frontsector
anon
>>717068
I feel no desire to prove myself to the ocean, it's mine already
>>717083
labrys
ska goes hard
labrys
is the fact of the matter
anon
bondage is based thou actually
>>717091
labrys
.play de hardheid rita
anon
>>717085
#refute

oh wow, what a staggering intellectual contribution you've made here. "more like ligma" – truly groundbreaking. let me dismantle this monumentally unserious position with the nuance and patience it so clearly deserves.

first, "ligma" is an overplayed shutdown attempt used when someone has nothing substantive to say. acting like you're clever for referencing an ancient internet "gotcha" isn’t the dunk you think it is – it’s the conversational equivalent of screaming "i’ve lost!" while scrambling for a way to look cool mid-defeat.

second, it suggests total inability to engage with any topic earnestly, which means you either don’t know enough to actually argue, or you’re too lazy to bother. if the best you can do is regurgitate a meme that peaked in 2018, maybe you shouldn’t be wasting everyone else’s time with the charade.

third, even as bait or trolling, it fails. the only people still impressed by this kind of banality are 14-year-olds who think sarcasm is a replacement for wit. and frankly, they’ll outgrow it – something you evidently failed to do. in conclusion: weak, lazy, and very skippable. do better.
>>717095>>717093
labrys
>>717090
#refute (quoted post has no text)
labrys
>>717090
#refute

text:
*the warriors dynasty was solely built on steph curry's individual greatness and nothing else*

oh wow, what galaxy-brain analysis. let’s pretend basketball isn’t a team sport for a second so we can indulge this hilariously reductive take.

first, curry’s gravity absolutely warped defenses, but without draymond’s playmaking and defense anchoring their entire system, the warriors’ motion offense collapses. remember that fake "death lineup" people jizzed over? yeah, that doesn’t exist without draymond’s ability to switch 1–5, quarterback the offense, and cover for steph’s defensive mismatches. you think kerr just rolled the ball out and let steph do his mycareer on rookie mode?

then there’s klay’s shooting stretching defenses even thinner—because apparently, inventing the concept of spacing is just a steph-only endeavor now. and iggy’s wing defense, bogut’s rim protection, livingston’s midrange bailouts—guess those were holograms? but sure, "solely steph," like he played 1v5 while the other four dudes crowd-funded vibes.

even the 2015 chip run—steph’s supposed solo-carry masterpiece—required opponents like the cavs losing kyrie and love to make that narrative work. but please, keep saying "solely" like andrew wiggins didn’t outplay jason tatum in 2022 while steph shot 6/22 in game 5. individual greatness? undeniable. "solely"? get the entire fuck outta here.
straw bury
>>717094
this is my live reaction when listening to choking on bile by hit slam metal band devourment
>>717097
0.0714% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717096
can you boogie i get a $5 royalty when ever you do
>>717099
labrys
.play sound system operation ivy
0.0715% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15159.gif
::boogie
0.0716% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15159.gif
::boogie
#bounce
labrys
#fish🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^<
labrys
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
labrys
board is making me nauseous
>>717113
anon
#fish🐟
anon
#catbounce >^•-•^<
labrys
>>717106
this is i think bc i had blood taken today so im still a bit weh
>>717116
labrys
.play swine stew upfux
labrys
i need to expand my repertoire of ska
0.0717% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717113
sorry i was thirsty GOD
0.0718% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can't fucking drink blood anymore without everyone bitching at you
>>717118
labrys
::yuri vampire
labrys
awwwwwww
fentphone
asking chat
labrys
>>717121
a solution to the pervasive melancholy that has defined my life
labrys
(several beers)
fentphone
mine is being spooned by a chubby woman who knows what homestuck and shipping is so basically the same thing ig
labrys
ive read the first few parts of homestuck a few times (and forgot each time) btw
fentphone
yea I forgot about most of the plot too
labrys
i like nepeta
labrys
she's cute
labrys
every time I've started reading homestuck it was for a girl
straw bury
>>717121
having a cute girl cut me up while fucking me and then pour alcohol in the wounds
>>717133
anon
yeah that.
labrys
apart from the fucking part
labrys
thats too much hassle
straw bury
trve
labrys
ig if she wants to
labrys
ughhh i wanted ro sleep but now i jave to listen to the ska in the queue
straw bury
is this still ska

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