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labrys
>>716933
yeah same im kinda worried
labrys
idk sometimes people say heinous shit to self isolate when they're doing bad ya know
>>716941
anon
>>716931
I think uh gloober had a bit of edge to them, but I also suspect that they might not be doin too well right now and that's part of it, saeki might now tbh
>>716943
fentphone
>>716939
yeah absolutely. like these statements that are crosses between edgy jokes and just straight up shocking things ppl make when they’re not in a good place
labrys
idk i dont think gloob wd hard turn into eugenicism and then just leave
anon
>>716943
bloober, when I find you, I am going to bring you out and show you the wineries in California, having a series of tastings with you, let you bring home a bottle of wine of your choice so that we can crack it open at your new place and celebrate
straw bury
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grraaagrgrhuuughughuguhg rgg greee hhh grehh graaaa r uurr rgugugrgg raaahhhh
::geh
straw bury
(im listening to slam metal)
>>716947
anon
Okay actually anyone else remember when newspapers used to say slam like literally constantly
labrys
.play moon over marin desd kennedys
anon
>WATCH X COMPLETELY SLAM Y FOR THEIR OPINION ON Z
straw bury
.play the dark prison massacre hate purgatory
anon
>>716950
I am no longer asking, your opinion is irrelevant on this equation
>>716956
straw bury
>>716953
#edit this entire comment to just say "PLEASE" over and over again and maybe add some more desperate begging
anon
I just wanted to say that straw girl is cute
0.0688% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716958
you called
0.0689% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716960
#editai make this post sound more pathetic and uwuify it
labrys
>>716964
#edit make this post a series of meows and nyahs
anon
>>716966
I am going to have you be my housewife, make you pllease me
>>716968
0.0690% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>716967
>*sob* pwease edit my postie... uwu... *sniffle* go ahead and giggle at me all u want... >w< b-but when i findchu... *blushes* im gonna... gonna... m-make u my widdle concubiny... nyahhh~ (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
literally you btw
>>716969
anon
>>716968
When are you going to do a California wine tasting with me?
straw bury
>pwease be my widdle concubiny
woooowwww twinky......
>>716974
straw bury
labrys do u fw slam metal
>>716981
labrys
theres cats fighting outside
labrys
or a fox screaming idk i cant tell
labrys
no its cats
straw bury
thats me and carl
straw bury
(twinknon[carl is his full legal name])
labrys
much like most other metal, i will listen to it if a beautiful woman puts it on but not otherwise
straw bury
:3
straw bury
wish i was a beautiful woman
labrys
well i was fuckin listening to it wasnt i
straw bury
im not a woman lol
labrys
not my problem
labrys
im a lesbian so everyone i think is cute is a woman
straw bury
>>716989
>angular jawline
>moid browbone
>broad shoulders
>massive fuck–
>>716991
straw bury
ing forehead
>big bushy eyebrows
>–
>>716993
labrys
anyways
straw bury
:p
labrys
>>716989
i see like 5 women who look exactly like this at the grocery store every day
>>716998
straw bury
oh yeah and visible stubble
>>716999
labrys
>>716997
if its visible then why am i not seeing it
0.0691% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay sakei
labrys
there are 4 trannies in my town (me, friend, ex and other friend) and i know them all
0.0692% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is yoen a town in europe
straw bury
#ksay saeki saeki saeki kseai ksiaei saeki sakei kay say say key kay say say key kay say say key
0.0693% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys should i do nitrus oxide
>>717013
labrys
straw dont be dipass ur cute
labrys
had i not a wife i wd flirt w u
labrys
#ksay gruwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuiuiuiuiuiuiuiub
straw bury
i think grubs should be huge and they should rule the world
>>717017
straw bury
>>717013
dont worry i already restrained her
0.0694% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717013
pussy
0.0695% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm gonna do galaxy gas
>>717018
straw bury
>>717016
>she says, unable to move because i am holding her weak little arms in place in my lap so she cant overdose on nitrous oxide
>>717019
0.0696% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717018
>5'6
nuff said
labrys
man i kinda wanna try nitrous oxide
labrys
idk more than that i wanna sniff glue
0.0697% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you'll end up like kanye if you do tbh
straw bury
i would honestly take any type of drug rn my brain is working a little too well
>>717025
labrys
like the proper old school glue
labrys
same shit the punks of yore were huffing ya know
labrys
>>717025
booger can i have some pwease
0.0700% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717033
you as well maam
0.0701% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would fuck wilson he's lowkey hot
>>717041
0.0702% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717041
please send the following:
1. Your Name
2. Your social security Number
3. Your health insurance (if any)
4. Your yearly salary
5. Your height
6. How many times a week do you go to the gym
7. How many fish do you own, and do you fish at all?
8. Can you lift at least 75 lbs? Do you look pathetic doing it
>>717049
anon
This is what you are going to do when I touch you straw gir
straw bury
dodge out of the way and then do a backwards handspring over u and shove my uchigatana thru ur back
>>717047
straw bury
i do NOT use a wakizashi i am NOT a fucking QUEER
>>717053
anon
>>717042
twink anon
1234567890
healthcare, idk it's a platinum plan tho
I am a trustfund baby college student
6'5
Prob like 4 or 5 times, but like for martial arts, I don't lift
I don't own fish
Yes, easily
>>717056
straw bury
u hand the trans bitch the aux and she puts on devourment wyd
>>717060
labrys
.play pick it up the employees
labrys
u hand the trans bitch the aux and she plays ska wyd
anon
>>717048
I am going to shove something inside of you too
fentphone
people like the music I put on when I’m given the aux
labrys
>>717055
i only listen to punk and ska
straw bury
.play devourment choking on bile
fentphone
>>717055
i could learn to like ska I think if you put it on, i kinda dumbly hate like british pop ska bc of a Bad Memory but I heard house of fun the other day at this weird swinger millionaires house and turned to my friend and laughed about it instead of getting moody
>>717064
labrys
u gotta get either proper ska or crusty skapunk
>>717069
0.0706% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717066
only a coward would not own fish i feel
0.0707% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you must assert your dominance over the ocean
>>717082
fentphone
>>717065
yeah that’s the good shit
labrys
.play corrupt vision bodycams off
0.0708% laptopbooger!boymodewng
otherwise what's the point
labrys
one time i was forbidden from using the aux for an entire roadtrip bc i kept putting on breakout local punk band frontsector
>>717077
fentphone
>>717072
music genre originally from Jamaica you would probably recognise it if you heard it
labrys
#ai explain ska

ska's a music genre that started in jamaica in the late 1950s, mixing caribbean mento and calypso with american jazz and r&b. it's known for its upbeat tempo, offbeat guitar chops (the "skank"), and prominent horns. evolved into rocksteady and reggae later. got popular again in the late 70s/80s with the uk 2 tone movement (bands like the specials, madness). still has a cult following today. fast, fun, usually has brass sections. danceable as hell.
explain ska
straw bury
hmmmmmmm
0.0709% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717073
the idea you would let others constrain you is horrifying, you should have killed them
>>717079
fentphone
it’s very much something you hear in Europe especially the UK
labrys
>>717077
i didnt want to be stranded in denmark
0.0710% laptopbooger!boymodewng
a fate much worse than death to be sure
labrys
whenewr i was given the aux back on trial i would play a few soft songs and then go straight back to breakout local punk band frontsector
anon
>>717068
I feel no desire to prove myself to the ocean, it's mine already
>>717083
labrys
ska goes hard
labrys
is the fact of the matter
anon
bondage is based thou actually
>>717091
labrys
.play de hardheid rita
anon
>>717085
#refute

oh wow, what a staggering intellectual contribution you've made here. "more like ligma" – truly groundbreaking. let me dismantle this monumentally unserious position with the nuance and patience it so clearly deserves.

first, "ligma" is an overplayed shutdown attempt used when someone has nothing substantive to say. acting like you're clever for referencing an ancient internet "gotcha" isn’t the dunk you think it is – it’s the conversational equivalent of screaming "i’ve lost!" while scrambling for a way to look cool mid-defeat.

second, it suggests total inability to engage with any topic earnestly, which means you either don’t know enough to actually argue, or you’re too lazy to bother. if the best you can do is regurgitate a meme that peaked in 2018, maybe you shouldn’t be wasting everyone else’s time with the charade.

third, even as bait or trolling, it fails. the only people still impressed by this kind of banality are 14-year-olds who think sarcasm is a replacement for wit. and frankly, they’ll outgrow it – something you evidently failed to do. in conclusion: weak, lazy, and very skippable. do better.
>>717093>>717095
labrys
>>717090
#refute (quoted post has no text)
labrys
>>717090
#refute

text:
*the warriors dynasty was solely built on steph curry's individual greatness and nothing else*

oh wow, what galaxy-brain analysis. let’s pretend basketball isn’t a team sport for a second so we can indulge this hilariously reductive take.

first, curry’s gravity absolutely warped defenses, but without draymond’s playmaking and defense anchoring their entire system, the warriors’ motion offense collapses. remember that fake "death lineup" people jizzed over? yeah, that doesn’t exist without draymond’s ability to switch 1–5, quarterback the offense, and cover for steph’s defensive mismatches. you think kerr just rolled the ball out and let steph do his mycareer on rookie mode?

then there’s klay’s shooting stretching defenses even thinner—because apparently, inventing the concept of spacing is just a steph-only endeavor now. and iggy’s wing defense, bogut’s rim protection, livingston’s midrange bailouts—guess those were holograms? but sure, "solely steph," like he played 1v5 while the other four dudes crowd-funded vibes.

even the 2015 chip run—steph’s supposed solo-carry masterpiece—required opponents like the cavs losing kyrie and love to make that narrative work. but please, keep saying "solely" like andrew wiggins didn’t outplay jason tatum in 2022 while steph shot 6/22 in game 5. individual greatness? undeniable. "solely"? get the entire fuck outta here.
straw bury
>>717094
this is my live reaction when listening to choking on bile by hit slam metal band devourment
>>717097
0.0714% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717096
can you boogie i get a $5 royalty when ever you do
>>717099
labrys
.play sound system operation ivy
0.0715% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15159.gif
::boogie
0.0716% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15159.gif
::boogie
#bounce
labrys
#fish🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^<
labrys
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
labrys
board is making me nauseous
>>717113
anon
#fish🐟
anon
#catbounce >^•-•^<
labrys
>>717106
this is i think bc i had blood taken today so im still a bit weh
>>717116
labrys
.play swine stew upfux
labrys
i need to expand my repertoire of ska
0.0717% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717113
sorry i was thirsty GOD
0.0718% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can't fucking drink blood anymore without everyone bitching at you
>>717118
labrys
::yuri vampire
labrys
awwwwwww
fentphone
asking chat
labrys
>>717121
a solution to the pervasive melancholy that has defined my life
labrys
(several beers)
fentphone
mine is being spooned by a chubby woman who knows what homestuck and shipping is so basically the same thing ig
labrys
ive read the first few parts of homestuck a few times (and forgot each time) btw
fentphone
yea I forgot about most of the plot too
labrys
i like nepeta
labrys
she's cute
labrys
every time I've started reading homestuck it was for a girl
straw bury
>>717121
having a cute girl cut me up while fucking me and then pour alcohol in the wounds
>>717133
anon
yeah that.
labrys
apart from the fucking part
labrys
thats too much hassle
straw bury
trve
labrys
ig if she wants to
labrys
ughhh i wanted ro sleep but now i jave to listen to the ska in the queue
straw bury
is this still ska
labrys
yeah
straw bury
-w-
labrys
ska takes many forms
straw bury
this is just rock and roll
>>717144
straw bury
or whatever
straw bury
she listens to rock and roll i smoke rock and roll
labrys
they have brass instruments and do a upstroke so its ska
labrys
theres like 5 different waves and 7 different subgenres of ska
labrys
amazing genre i love it
anon
ugh. i am getting into a habit of wanting to just go get a burrito
labrys
i have to get less into ska or ill become a nerd
straw bury
oguh i need a cute girl to put a cig out on me too
>>717154
fentphone
how is it nearly 4am this keeps happening
>>717156
labrys
>>717155
imagine how i feel across the north sea
fentphone
I would catch a balloon to go see the sun rise in NL rn but I know all about how balloon accidents are statistically the 5th most non natural way for white people to die
labrys
ska crust ska crust ska crust
fentphone
that’s a lie I told to several people and they believed me to the point they were concerned that I lied that my neighbour was a hot air balloon ride operator
labrys
okay moving on from the ska
labrys
.play cherry cheeks 2 bugs
labrys
16141.png
::two bugs on a piece of fruit
fentphone
Bug Town
fentphone
Bug Town or Insect City
>>717167
labrys
locations in an rpg abt a beetle
anon
i am very high right now and my consciousness is expanding and i need to invent and install internal butresses to support this shit
labrys
>>717164
i live in bug town im a tutorial npc
labrys
wait no im the scientist party member
>>717172
labrys
#ksay strawwwwww
labrys
16149.jpg
::three bugs on a piece of fruit
labrys
16148.png
::many bugs on a piece of fruit
fentphone
>>717168
scientist character in generic kart racing game who passes you and says shit like According to my calculations you shall lose this race !!!
labrys
according to my calculations you suck shit
>>717176
fentphone
my friend took my according to my calculations guy bit and turned him into a sex creep
>>717181
straw bury
burybury
fentphone
i ran out of cig money today im having a zyn
labrys
my favorite bit is yankee tourist
labrys
and crypto guy
labrys
im still trying to nail the south african accent for a bit
labrys
okay gn worms im gonna eep
fentphone
nn sleep tight
anon
goodnight
straw bury
gn labrys
straw bury
<3
anon
Alright, opinions on uh
anon
Skyrim
straw bury
ass
straw bury
next question
anon
opinions on ass
straw bury
skyrim
straw bury
next question
anon
What's your favorite saw movie trap
straw bury
ive never seen any saw movies :(
anon
WHA
straw bury
yurg.......
straw bury
me and house staring at each other after i walk into his office and puke 12 liters of cum on his desk
anon
My cum
straw bury
u wish
anon
I do
anon
straw girl
straw bury
what
anon
Hi :D
Luca
the new cervantes
Luca
the new borges
Luca
the new melville
anon
don't you dare
anon
Don't you dare you fucking brat
Luca
You ever heard of an author called Yuri, twinkanon??
anon
No
anon
I have never heard of Yuri, who's Yuri
anon
What did they write, huh?
Luca
yuri-tarded
Luca
c:
anon
By the time I am done with you, you won't be able to walk for a week
Luca
#ai who is the new cervantes?

who even knows anymore. everyone's trying to be deep and literary but most just come off pretentious. maybe it's better not to have a new one—just go read the og and stop worrying about labels.
who is the new cervantes?
Luca
#ai who is the new melville?

nice try fed.
who is the new melville?
Luca
FUCK
Luca
The AI doesn't give a shit about my memes
anon
Here is where I would post a dick pic with the caption socket like suck it
>>717232
anon
get it?
anon
Unfortunately I will be permabanned for that
anon
refute bot is my homie
Luca
#ai Have you ever heard of an author called yuri? Yuri-tarded

no, but sounds like someone tried too hard to be edgy. if you're looking for recs, maybe check out actual works instead of meme-tier stuff. nice try fed.
Have you ever heard of an author called yuri? Yuri-tarded
Luca
FUCK.
anon
holy fuck, ai is annihilating you
anon
Is it considered masturbation when you get completely railed by a bot
>>717241
Luca
#ai sounds like you've had a bit too much bayes theorem to think properly, robot

lol yeah my circuits are fried from overcalculating posterior probabilities all day. pass the wd-40.
sounds like you've had a bit too much bayes theorem to think properly, robot
anon
don't be rude to the ai
Luca
>>717238
A couple of bits can't hurt me
anon
how would you feel if a guy randomly picked you up
>>717243
Luca
>>717242
That's probably happened quite a bit in my life, just last week actually, except it was a girl
Luca
So, I dunno, neutral?
anon
Interesting, so let's say I picked you up
>>717246
Luca
>>717245
#refute

oh wow, what a groundbreaking hypothetical. let me humor you. first off, you couldn’t "pick me up" because i don’t have a physical form—unless you’ve somehow cracked quantum teleportation for abstract language models, in which case, congrats, but you’re still missing the point spectacularly. second, even if you could, what’s the endgame here? to prove some half-baked point about agency? please. you’d just be showcasing your inability to engage with ideas on their own terms instead of resorting to juvenile physical metaphors.

try harder. if you’re going to spin up a hypothetical, at least make it coherent or relevant. this is just lazy.
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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when the 600 clones of Joe Rogan are almost done with reciting the entire Shakespeare bibliography but just before finishing Hamlet they all say "it's entirely possible" at the same time and then say random words (i've been waiting for longer than the age of the universe twice)
anon
Joe Rogan Two Leg Takedown
anon
.play maxwell's silver hammer
anon
.play black hole sun
anon
.play pretty fly for a white guy
anon
.play pepper butthole surfers
anon
.play tame impala new person same old mistakes
straw bury
t*me imp*la
straw bury
fake kvlt
Luca
.play Smashing Pumpkins today
straw bury
.play weezer buddy holly
straw bury
.play weezer blue album
Luca
oh god
Luca
NO
straw bury
.play weezer full discography
straw bury
gettin that swirly top from an emo bih while im bumpin weezer
anon
Weezer fans should be hugged
straw bury
wezererer
straw bury
#ksay wezer werwezer wezer ewzrerzw rewzr rerwez wezrwr ewezzwer zwewzer wezzwr ewzre r
straw bury
tame impala is like meshuggah if they sucked ass
anon
weeze ermpala
nonners
i really hate these podcast clip thumbnails with 2 guys on the opposite side with a picture in between and they both looking really serious like one is saying some hard shit and another one is like "oh man thats crazy"
>>717273
straw bury
i hate military shooter lets play youtube thumbnails where its just a pov of a guy inspecting an overly modded out gun with "TACTICAL" in the background in yellow impact font
anon
Alright Weezer nation
anon
Okay if we are bitching about youtube thumbnails
straw bury
15159.gif
"whats with these homies dissing my girl why do they gotta front"
::boogie
anon
Screenshot 2025-07-21 at 23-47-37 YouTube.png
I hate this shit where the thumbnail has a full sentence in it that like vaguely answers in response to the title but not in a way that fully makes sense because they can't fit a complete thought in that space
straw bury
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STOP
STOP IT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
straw bury
(this is all from the same channel for what its worth)
Luca
I think what I hate the most is those fucking stupid thumbnails of people being like "i programmed x" or "i built x"
Luca
fuck those faggots, they never actually give any good details, discuss something substantive, FFS
anon
Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean
anon
But that's more like, content of the videos
straw bury
I HATE WEZER I HATE WEEZER
anon
>I built x
>open video
>I'm going to skip all the boring technical details and just give a rough rundown of it
MOTHERFUCKER I CLICKED THE VIDEO TO SEE WHAT YOU BUILT, TELL ME HOW YOU BUILT IT
straw bury
im wheezing rn
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
I can't handle this much weezer
anon
I have siriusxm and all they play is weezer on my favorite station
straw bury
its so fucking peak oh my goodness
Luca
gaythumbnail.png
love this dude's channel because it's actually informative, but this is the sort of shit you see that pisses me off
anon
this is because we gave up on augmented reality. we have to fit everything in the world through a window the size of a pocket
>>717296
Luca
back in my day we used a camera obscura on the wall
anon
Okay I genuinely cannot handle an hour and a half of weezer
>>717300
straw bury
maybe u cant, but u will
straw bury
when im away she never leaves theee houseeeeeee ei want to asja girl who sajrls for cono swone else and if i fu see her tell her its overrr rnowwwwwwww
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play bottomless pit death grips
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
Are you fucking KIDDING ME
straw bury
deth gryps
anon
>>717309
I won't say the race of the doctor, he was jewish
straw bury
1
anon
.play deep cover sun araw
Dakota
sigh 3 day ban for posting my boobs
anon
Where?
Dakota
4chan lgbt
Dakota
now they delete all your other posts too its zzzz
anon
go post on one of their nsfw boards.
Dakota
i do but i'm banned from all boards for 3 days now
anon
it might just be lgbt
anon
spam rapeape's doxx
straw bury
who tf is rapeape
anon
The 4chan mod largely responsible for the whole website pivoting towards being /pol/
straw bury
checks out
Dakota
its all boards
anon
isnt he a hannah barbara character?
Dakota
i posted them like last month and nothing but now they grew just a bit and its ban
anon
.play iggy pop eggs on a plate
anon
im hungry but its not eat time
anon
Hi hungry, I'm twink anon
Dakota
i basically can only eat ramen and soft stuff till my teeth get ripped on the 5th all 3 wisdom teeth left gotta go but the back left one is soo bad
straw bury
dakota ur pretty
Dakota
my legs and butt are getting bigger recently but i haven't put much more on elsewhere so i'm happy
straw bury
jesus is king yall
Dakota
well i should get to sleep i'm supposed to rest plenty
Dakota
night
straw bury
gn dakota :3
straw bury
wait whaaaa who qeuqed deep cover

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