>>717121
tobacco

goodnight

Alright, opinions on uh

Skyrim

opinions on ass

What's your favorite saw movie trap

WHA

My cum

I do

straw girl

Hi :D

the new cervantes

the new borges

the new melville

don't you dare

Don't you dare you fucking brat

You ever heard of an author called Yuri, twinkanon??

No

I have never heard of Yuri, who's Yuri

What did they write, huh?

yuri-tarded

c:

By the time I am done with you, you won't be able to walk for a week

#ai who is the new cervantes?

who even knows anymore. everyone's trying to be deep and literary but most just come off pretentious. maybe it's better not to have a new one—just go read the og and stop worrying about labels. who is the new cervantes?

#ai who is the new melville?

nice try fed. who is the new melville?

FUCK

The AI doesn't give a shit about my memes

It's because of the socket

>>717227
The socket?

Here is where I would post a dick pic with the caption socket like suck it

get it?

Unfortunately I will be permabanned for that

>>717229
#refute

nice try fed.

>>717232
refute bot gets it

refute bot is my homie

#ai Have you ever heard of an author called yuri? Yuri-tarded

no, but sounds like someone tried too hard to be edgy. if you're looking for recs, maybe check out actual works instead of meme-tier stuff. nice try fed. Have you ever heard of an author called yuri? Yuri-tarded

FUCK.

holy fuck, ai is annihilating you

Is it considered masturbation when you get completely railed by a bot

#ai sounds like you've had a bit too much bayes theorem to think properly, robot

lol yeah my circuits are fried from overcalculating posterior probabilities all day. pass the wd-40. sounds like you've had a bit too much bayes theorem to think properly, robot

don't be rude to the ai

>>717238
A couple of bits can't hurt me

how would you feel if a guy randomly picked you up

>>717242
That's probably happened quite a bit in my life, just last week actually, except it was a girl

So, I dunno, neutral?

Interesting, so let's say I picked you up

>>717245
#refute

oh wow, what a groundbreaking hypothetical. let me humor you. first off, you couldn’t "pick me up" because i don’t have a physical form—unless you’ve somehow cracked quantum teleportation for abstract language models, in which case, congrats, but you’re still missing the point spectacularly. second, even if you could, what’s the endgame here? to prove some half-baked point about agency? please. you’d just be showcasing your inability to engage with ideas on their own terms instead of resorting to juvenile physical metaphors.

try harder. if you’re going to spin up a hypothetical, at least make it coherent or relevant. this is just lazy.

Joe Rogan Two Leg Takedown

.play maxwell's silver hammer

.play black hole sun

.play pretty fly for a white guy

.play pepper butthole surfers

.play tame impala new person same old mistakes

.play Smashing Pumpkins today

oh god

NO

Weezer fans should be hugged

weeze ermpala

Alright Weezer nation

>>717269
lmao

Okay if we are bitching about youtube thumbnails

I think what I hate the most is those fucking stupid thumbnails of people being like "i programmed x" or "i built x"

fuck those faggots, they never actually give any good details, discuss something substantive, FFS

Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean

But that's more like, content of the videos

>I built x
>open video
>I'm going to skip all the boring technical details and just give a rough rundown of it
MOTHERFUCKER I CLICKED THE VIDEO TO SEE WHAT YOU BUILT, TELL ME HOW YOU BUILT IT

.skip (voted to skip this video)

I can't handle this much weezer

I have siriusxm and all they play is weezer on my favorite station

back in my day we used a camera obscura on the wall

>>717294
Augmented reality is gay

Okay I genuinely cannot handle an hour and a half of weezer

>>717297
basado

.play bottomless pit death grips

.skip (video skipped)

Are you fucking KIDDING ME

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

>>717309
I won't say the race of the doctor, he was jewish

.play deep cover sun araw

Where?

spam rapeape's doxx

The 4chan mod largely responsible for the whole website pivoting towards being /pol/

.play iggy pop eggs on a plate

Hi hungry, I'm twink anon

erm

my monochromatic black outfit

I'm in my matrix background character cosplay

This is true

I am currently pirating minecraft

and it is speeding up the torrent

.play hooch the melvins

okay this is 8 minutes so after this portion that's good I skip

>>717345
Do you look like JC Denton?

>>717354
Actually

Oh my god, JC, a BOMB

I don't have the underarmor thing going on

I do have a bulletproof vest though

And a black turtleneck

I could probably throw it together to look like that

>>717365
You're five six, I could literally eat you for breakfast and still be hungry

My Matrix Extra outfit

I look like I am going to rob a gas station then try to escape the cops on foot

.play nine inch nails reptile

.play nine inch nails mr self destruct

Getting wasted on a handle of gin

And advocating for the death of my enemies

The stupid little fashy faggot from the jubilee video lost his job lmao

This was a guy that said that the nazis "represented the will of the people" and defended Francisco Franco for murdering women and children by engaging in atrocity denial

Because I like feeling schadenfreude, and I know if the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be laughing his ass off

Unfortunately, we haven't reached that level of sophistication as a society

.play cream tale of brave ulysses

.play terrible lie nine inch nails

.play losing my religion REM

wtf saint sebastian?

I'm not sure if i've ever actually watched the video for this

Saint Sebastian, the saint of homosexuals

>>717409
I thought he was the patron saint of military veterans or something like that

>>717413
He's usually been associated with uh... being gay lol. But yeah that too

>>717415
Well, I know *that*. Where does that association come from though, because the only thing my mind goes to is Confessions of a Mask

>>717417
He's depicted as a sexy little twink

He was the captain of the guard or something like that

naturally he's going to be muscly

Alot of early saints and christians were Roman soldiers, they kinda engaged in a little bit of nepotism to get heavily into the Roman military, which is why barracks emperors were able to take the empire from like killing christians to killing everyone that disagreed with christians relatively quick

>>717424
Look at you, with your knowledge of the Roman empire. Very manly.

.play mighty mighty boss tones what I get

>>717426
God no, I hate military history and like 90% of the "roman empire" fans are posers that couldn't even tell you what the cursus honorum was or something like that

>>717430
Military history is boring, I agree.

I like economic and social history, and I do find just knowing about daily life to be quite fun

I like that the Romans had like the absolute most disgusting diets imaginable lmao

They liked eating door mice and shit like that

>>717438
hm?

My true passion is contemporary African history, which is the only time military history is interesting

.play mr roboto

.play the man who sold the world

>>717440
huh?

For the uh... comment in question and for how long?

>>717441
only history I know a significant amount about is some chunks of Latin-American history, the Spanish empire, contemporary nicaraguan history, and patches of Yugoslavia

>>717448
I find LatAm to be interesting but also rife with uh... politicization. At least in terms of more surface level stuff, people are absolutely shameless about it.

I also find Yugoslavia to be interesting too

What was just removed?

.play an insult to the fact checkers

>>717452
That's a fair observation

Oh God that's why I hate that I like reading about the USSR

>>717461
Now that has to be a politically contentious topic

In fairness, there is enough scholarship on the topic to find stuff that is actually of decent quality, but then like... you literally cannot ever talk to a single person ever about it because everybody has the most painfully retarded opinions on the USSR

This is why I try to refrain from commenting on shit I know nothing about, and even IF I do have some knowledge, make sure to make it abundantly clear I'm no expert

I don't like mind that there are people who don't know much about a topic and feel their way through it by discussing it with others, it's that like... every single person knows *just* enough to engage in the worst excesses historical discussion has to offer

I'd rather someone know literally nothing about the topic than to know a decent bit about the topic and use that to push some whacky belief

Because if someone knows nothing about a topic, they tend to default to the orthodox position, and the orthodox position is orthodox for a reason

.play all of my friends tally hall

>>717475
One of the things that irked me having to take a history class to satisfy requirements was the fact that everyone collectively denounces previous scholarship as "written by the victors", etc. etc. some sort of fucking trite point about history

Oh yeah if someone says history is written by the victors, they are mentally retarded. I will say that like, look, old scholarship has its problems, you read through older historical analysis, stuff from like ALLLL the way back, you can see the problems it has, but I think that the sort of "traditional" understanding often has some merit, even if it is unnuanced and such. The issue with uh like developing deep understandings of topics is that people like to selectively learn information that adheres to their beliefs

>>717486
good night

>>717481
The other thing I heard a lot is "history books are wrong" or some point about them being "rewritten" which made me want to bang my head against the wall. Perhaps in some cases new information arises, but often it's the same sources, the same shit, just different analysis. I think it's the smug assurance that they're somehow "correct" in these assumptions that really grinds my gears

>>717488
#hug
cutie

THAT'S not my NAME!!!!!!!!

>>717489
Nah, the REAL painful one, "primary sources are always better" now that, that is the surefire sign that the person you are talking to is either really dumb or has an ulterior motive

>>717494
He's talking about Roland, the famous general from the Frankish empire who served under Charlemagne, of course

I hate Roland, I want to kill that little faggot

I would never kill Roland, but I will still threaten his life openly

Every time I see a Roland post, I slowly but surely purchase ammunition with malicious intent

>>717505
#change write this from the perspective of Ganelon, the treacherous count that betrayed Roland

Roland sold me a bored ape yacht club NFT

>>717509
huh

>>717513
no!

>>717538
yes

am i cute?