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anon
erm
anon
my monochromatic black outfit
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GAYYYYYYYYYY
anon
I'm in my matrix background character cosplay
>>717354
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dressing like a character from the matrix increases ur download speeds by 20% when ur pirating something
anon
This is true
anon
I am currently pirating minecraft
anon
and it is speeding up the torrent
anon
.play hooch the melvins
anon
okay this is 8 minutes so after this portion that's good I skip
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never skip a sun araw song
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im just starting to feel like im chilling on a balcony in miami wearing a stuffy rubber chicken mask while wearing a varsity jacket thats caked in blood
anon
I don't have the underarmor thing going on
anon
I do have a bulletproof vest though
anon
And a black turtleneck
anon
I could probably throw it together to look like that
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>>717363
sometimes i think you're hardcore and then i remember ur five six
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>>717365
#editai make this written as i–
>>717368
anon
>>717365
You're five six, I could literally eat you for breakfast and still be hungry
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>>717365
#editai make this written as if this person is 5'6
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i INVENTED hardcore.
anon
My Matrix Extra outfit
anon
I look like I am going to rob a gas station then try to escape the cops on foot
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only to get cornered and then u look at the cops like "i didnt wanna have to resort to this" and then u break out sum sick ass kung fu moves and kill all of them and then the cops call for backup and then some cia agent looking dudes show up and ur like oh shit gotta bounce and then u run away but they catch up to u and cloroform u and then they take u off to a secret cia safehouse and kill u
>>717375
0.0722% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717374
can you please include your height at the end of every message, thank you

- booger 7'10
>>717377
anon
.play nine inch nails reptile
straw bury
hey this is kinda metal i can see why ppl call nin metal
0.0723% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717377
hey what the fuck is a centimer
0.0724% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can you not use foreign language this is an english chat
straw bury
yeah sure sorry

-casey, 0.5 feet
anon
.play nine inch nails mr self destruct
anon
Getting wasted on a handle of gin
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man i need a drink
anon
And advocating for the death of my enemies
anon
The stupid little fashy faggot from the jubilee video lost his job lmao
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deranged sentence pls get help
anon
This was a guy that said that the nazis "represented the will of the people" and defended Francisco Franco for murdering women and children by engaging in atrocity denial
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sounds like just some random faggot why do u care
anon
Because I like feeling schadenfreude, and I know if the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be laughing his ass off
straw bury
why not just kill him
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just find his address and go to his house with a gun and shoot him in the head
anon
Unfortunately, we haven't reached that level of sophistication as a society
anon
.play cream tale of brave ulysses
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.search brazilian phonk 1 hour
  1. 1.
    1 HOUR BRAZILIAN PHONK / FUNK MIX 2024 ※ AGGRESSIVE PHONK ※ MUSIC PLAYLIST [GYM, AGGRESSIVE, FUNK]
    Phonk Time
    48:21
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    1 HOUR BRAZILIAN PHONK / FUNK MIX 2025 ※ AGGRESSIVE PHONK ※ MUSIC PLAYLIST [GYM, AGGRESSIVE, FUNK]*
    TAZZ PHONK
    1:03:09
  3. 3.
    ATLXS - PASSO BEM SOLTO (Slowed) [1 HOUR] | PHONK BRASILEÑO 2025 | фанк
    ミ★StreamBeans★彡
    1:03:51
  4. 4.
    MONTAGEM BAILÃO (1 HOUR)
    Loop Hit Music
    1:00:31
  5. 5.
    1 HOUR BRAZILIAN PHONK / FUNK MIX 2025 ※ AGGRESSIVE PHONK ※ MUSIC PLAYLIST [GYM, AGGRESSIVE, FUNK]*
    TAZZ PHONK
    1:02:36
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anon
.play terrible lie nine inch nails
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s,i
Luca
.play losing my religion REM
Luca
wtf saint sebastian?
Luca
I'm not sure if i've ever actually watched the video for this
anon
Saint Sebastian, the saint of homosexuals
>>717413
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take it slowwwwwaaaa take it SLOWWWAEWA
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(im listening to buzzoven)
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.play buzzoven crawl away
Luca
>>717409
I thought he was the patron saint of military veterans or something like that
>>717415
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i love buzzoven i love buzzoven
anon
>>717413
He's usually been associated with uh... being gay lol. But yeah that too
>>717417
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im so sad they broke up i was hoping that they would do another show so i could stand right in front of the stage so the guitarist/vocalist would puke on me like he did at that one show
Luca
>>717415
Well, I know *that*. Where does that association come from though, because the only thing my mind goes to is Confessions of a Mask
>>717421
anon
good morning libpol
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bisexual anone
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:3
anon
>>717417
He's depicted as a sexy little twink
Luca
He was the captain of the guard or something like that
Luca
naturally he's going to be muscly
anon
Alot of early saints and christians were Roman soldiers, they kinda engaged in a little bit of nepotism to get heavily into the Roman military, which is why barracks emperors were able to take the empire from like killing christians to killing everyone that disagreed with christians relatively quick
>>717426
anon
.play mighty mighty boss tones what I get
lain from computers
>>717426
dont tease him he loves his history stuff
anon
>>717426
God no, I hate military history and like 90% of the "roman empire" fans are posers that couldn't even tell you what the cursus honorum was or something like that
>>717433
lain from computers
dont tease him he cannot get enough of military history
lain from computers
he cannot help it
Luca
>>717430
Military history is boring, I agree.
anon
I like economic and social history, and I do find just knowing about daily life to be quite fun
lain from computers
every time i talk to him on icq hes always talking about the romans
anon
I like that the Romans had like the absolute most disgusting diets imaginable lmao
anon
They liked eating door mice and shit like that
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im fricking fuming
>>717439
0.0728% laptopbooger!boymodewng
im actually mad
>>717444
anon
My true passion is contemporary African history, which is the only time military history is interesting
>>717448
anon
.play mr roboto
anon
.play the man who sold the world
0.0729% laptopbooger!boymodewng
gloober is banned
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im mad
anon
For the uh... comment in question and for how long?
>>717449
Luca
>>717441
only history I know a significant amount about is some chunks of Latin-American history, the Spanish empire, contemporary nicaraguan history, and patches of Yugoslavia
>>717452
0.0731% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717447
idk how long because no one even told them they were banned
anon
>>717448
I find LatAm to be interesting but also rife with uh... politicization. At least in terms of more surface level stuff, people are absolutely shameless about it.
>>717460
anon
I also find Yugoslavia to be interesting too
0.0733% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i missed that dm whoever sent it but i'm still mad
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>>717455
it doesn't matter
anon
.play an insult to the fact checkers
anon
Oh God that's why I hate that I like reading about the USSR
>>717462
Luca
>>717461
Now that has to be a politically contentious topic
anon
In fairness, there is enough scholarship on the topic to find stuff that is actually of decent quality, but then like... you literally cannot ever talk to a single person ever about it because everybody has the most painfully retarded opinions on the USSR
>>717466
Luca
This is why I try to refrain from commenting on shit I know nothing about, and even IF I do have some knowledge, make sure to make it abundantly clear I'm no expert
anon
I don't like mind that there are people who don't know much about a topic and feel their way through it by discussing it with others, it's that like... every single person knows *just* enough to engage in the worst excesses historical discussion has to offer
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>>717463
the ussr is the united soviet something russian
anon
I'd rather someone know literally nothing about the topic than to know a decent bit about the topic and use that to push some whacky belief
anon
Because if someone knows nothing about a topic, they tend to default to the orthodox position, and the orthodox position is orthodox for a reason
>>717481
anon
.play all of my friends tally hall
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.play knocked loose all my friends
>>717479
Luca
>>717475
One of the things that irked me having to take a history class to satisfy requirements was the fact that everyone collectively denounces previous scholarship as "written by the victors", etc. etc. some sort of fucking trite point about history
>>717489
anon
Oh yeah if someone says history is written by the victors, they are mentally retarded. I will say that like, look, old scholarship has its problems, you read through older historical analysis, stuff from like ALLLL the way back, you can see the problems it has, but I think that the sort of "traditional" understanding often has some merit, even if it is unnuanced and such. The issue with uh like developing deep understandings of topics is that people like to selectively learn information that adheres to their beliefs
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anyways
0.0738% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
weh i need a hug and a cute boy to tell me good night and maybe some alcohol to knock me out
>>717487
Luca
>>717481
The other thing I heard a lot is "history books are wrong" or some point about them being "rewritten" which made me want to bang my head against the wall. Perhaps in some cases new information arises, but often it's the same sources, the same shit, just different analysis. I think it's the smug assurance that they're somehow "correct" in these assumptions that really grinds my gears
>>717493
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love u carl
anon
THAT'S not my NAME!!!!!!!!
anon
>>717489
Nah, the REAL painful one, "primary sources are always better" now that, that is the surefire sign that the person you are talking to is either really dumb or has an ulterior motive
straw bury
they hate to see a bad lil bitch using his moms phone
Luca
>>717494
He's talking about Roland, the famous general from the Frankish empire who served under Charlemagne, of course
anon
I would never kill Roland, but I will still threaten his life openly
>>717503
nonners
>>717498
i hope roland beats your ass
anon
yep thats exactly what i wanted
anon
Every time I see a Roland post, I slowly but surely purchase ammunition with malicious intent
>>717506>>717507
anon
>>717505
#edit add therapist clarification underneath this post
Luca
>>717505
#change write this from the perspective of Ganelon, the treacherous count that betrayed Roland
anon
Roland sold me a bored ape yacht club NFT
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nothing u know how it is
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real
anon
hello straw girl
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hey anon
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r u the one that said i look like a man or r u a different one
anon
i hope you are well
anon
wtf
anon
thats definitely not me thats really rude
>>717523
anon
where was that anon do you want me to go beat them up >:(
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>>717525
pussy
straw bury
i just wanna wallow in self pity for a bit no violence
anon
destraking in jerk anonymous....
anon
in any event i hope your day/night is filled with as much mosser as you can drink
>>717534
straw bury
.play buzzoven left behind
anon
.play kraus bum
anon
.del 2
anon
oh
anon
am i cute?
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>>717544
ur cute i am gonna hug u so tight ur adorable
#hug
#hug
#hug
anon
>>717543
would you stop at huggging?
0.0741% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717547
#halt
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i hope i die before im legally old enough to drink i would hate do obey the law
anon
Reese's Puffs and Gin
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if i dont die of natural causes then i will blow my head off with a big ass shotgun in front of a crowd of horrified onlookers
>>717553
anon
eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
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so that they r all traumatized for life
anon
honey!
anon
go hug your mom,.,.,..,
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i dont wanna hug my mom i wanna die
anon
darling...
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yes sweetie?
anon
No traumatizing the general public... you mustn't do that!
anon## global mod
.del 2
anon
straw you post a lot of concerning stuff i hope you are okay
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i am okay i am just joking all the time
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i dont mean anything seriously
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boys r the worst i wish there were only girls then the world would be a lot better
>>717566
anon
>>717568
my body is a machine that turns estrogen into estrogenized cum
anon
what religion has the best baseball team
anon
the catcholics !!
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i dont get it
anon
they catch the ball really well
anon
The White Sox are the pope's team
>>717576
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oh
anon
Hey does Candice still post here?
>>717578
Luca
>>717577
Candice dick fit in your mouth
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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i havent screamed drunkenly in too long thsee fucking pigs wont let me even have a beer
anon
do a beer run
anon
just walk into gas station, pick up 6 pack, walk out
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wont the cashier chase me with a stick
anon
They don't get paid enough for that shit
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
why is it making minecraft cave mining sound
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this is what the inside of my head sounds like rn
anon
you should have a little ice cream :)
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i rlly need sum ice cream rn dawg
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and maybe some whkey
anon
just a little ice cream!! as a treat!!!
anon
ice cream
anon
I need ice cream too!!!
anon
little ice cream treats for everyone!!!!
anon
I need someone to absolutely fucking (redacted) right now
anon
.play sabotage
anon
wait thsi is 36 minutes?
Luca
.play Rupert Holmes Answering Machine
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.skip (video skipped)
anon
straw girl..... sweetie.....
>>717603
Luca
.play my Utopia shakatak
anon
I should cook for you and make you banana's foster
anon
then pat your head
anon
AAAA my leg
Luca
.play georgia on my mind hoagie carmichael
straw bury
im such an awful fucking person
anon
girl you haven't done enough, you haven't made enough permanent decisions to stain your soul just yet
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i will never see my sister
anon
why not
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cant explain that much
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but thats the only thing thats rlly important to me and its never gonna happen no matter what
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#cat ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
anon
well, not knowing about the situation id just caution you about writing a story like that
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a story like what
anon
well since you're alive you have a lot of control over how the future looks (relatively)
anon
it's okay to feel like an outcome will be poor but usually statements like that mean you're writing that ending yourself
>>717620
anon
i usually do that as a self harm kind of thing
anon
n im usually wrong
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pls dont self harm ur rlly sweet
anon
its hard sometimes
but same to you, you shouldn't either
anon
its very in the weeds of things but ill try to predict situations like that
and usually i dont have enough information so i err on the side that i know since i can control it
e.g. i dont know if i can win or lose xyz scenario
so i choose to lose it because i know i can make that outcome happen
straw bury
that makes sense
anon
its a really stupid trick because no matter what you still lose
even if it was your own choice
anon
idk dont fall for it
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ok i will try not to
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ugh i feel like screaming as loud as i can and breaking shit and killing myself but i guess i will go to sleep instead
anon
i want to be 6 lab puppies in a trenchcoat
anon
you can be why not
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gn wyrms
anon
keep the bed warm for me
Luca
.play show and tell al wilson
anon
hmm
anon
quiet night
anon
Gin... good
anon
fuck this turkish bus
anon
6 years old and ac is already broken
anon
huh
anon
not to mention how "great" these turks have done their maintenance while the bus was covered under warranty
anon
Bucharest is literally getting cucked by everyone
>>717659
anon
CAF cucked us
anon
Otokar cucked us
anon
ZTE cucked us
anon
Alstom cucked us
anon
Only Astra didn't cuck us
anon
oh wow
anon
alot of cucking going down
anon
presidency" was good
anon
but then he got insane
anon
and destroyed 1/3 of bucharest
anon
and also made it so we have two trolleybus networks in the same city
anon
he wanted there to be four
anon
because instead of using trolleybusses which are much cheaper to run on long routes let's make them go on short routes that ca
anon
erm
anon
>>717660
shlerp, schlorp, schlop, shlorp
anon
God alright, I am very sleepy, I need to rest, drank too much.......
anon
Goodnight cuties...... will wait on one last er DM
anon
gn
anon
ich liebe teto!!!
anon
you need more cute cat videos in your life
anon
trump cucked us...
fentphone
Donal tru
anon
the older i get the more i realize good and evil exist and a lot of people are just evil. the world is less nuanced than teenage me thought.
labrys
trvke
nonners from small screen
>at tge bus stop
nonners from small screen
wait i have 5g
nonners from small screen
it was always 4g before
nonners from small screen
can u guys feel the 5g
>>717685
anon
yes it turned me trans
labrys
it made me a lesbian
nonners
exams are over, we're so back
>>717688
0.0742% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717687
DID YOU PASS?????????
nonners
idk yet but im sure i did
>>717694
fujo
headache,,,,
nonners
here have some ibuprofen or whatever its called
fujo
so me
0.0743% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717689
LETS
0.0744% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FUCKING
0.0745% laptopbooger!boymodewng
GO
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NONNERS
nonners
.play gx1 solo
nonners
this was stuck in my head during the exam
anon
.play killer 7 rave on
0.0747% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717701
i love microsoft they're so soft..
0.0748% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i
labrys
.play frontsector steenkoud
fentmom
this is sick
fentmom
me and my cat r jamming
fentmom
💃 🐈
anon
im touching grass again
yngven
:3
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:3
fp
.play look back full movie
0.0749% laptopbooger!boymodewng
chat if you all gave me $1 i would have $13 which would be cool
>>717719
fujo
>>717718
if everyone on planet earth gave me $1 i would be a billionaire.....
>>717720
0.0750% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717719
fujo should i get absolutely hammered today
>>717721
fujo
meh doesnt matter really, yes you should
0.0751% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i mean hammered usually means drinking
fujo
uless you're talking about... alcohol...
fujo
heheheheh
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i wish i could just be drunk all the time
>>717728
0.0753% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717727
hand sanitzer?
straw bury
hand sanitizer tastes awful
>>717731
0.0754% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(joking it would probably be bad for you)
0.0756% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what about mouthwash?
0.0757% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh there's a fucking movie queued lmao
straw bury
mouthwash has alcohol in it?
straw bury
short movie :p
0.0758% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeh it's fine i was gonna queue a song
straw bury
i guess i will qeue a song for when its over
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.play bell witch mirror reaper
fujo
>>717731
its not ethanol its usually isopropyl i think which you shouldnt drink cause its toxic
>>717740
straw bury
man i wish i was a woman
0.0760% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717742
then you really can't say for sure
>>717744
fujo
>>717743
counter question, have you ever been shot?
0.0761% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yes
fujo
oh...
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