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anon
>>717543
would you stop at huggging?
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>>717547
#halt
straw bury
i hope i die before im legally old enough to drink i would hate do obey the law
anon
Reese's Puffs and Gin
straw bury
if i dont die of natural causes then i will blow my head off with a big ass shotgun in front of a crowd of horrified onlookers
>>717553
anon
eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
straw bury
so that they r all traumatized for life
anon
honey!
anon
go hug your mom,.,.,..,
straw bury
i dont wanna hug my mom i wanna die
anon
darling...
straw bury
yes sweetie?
anon
No traumatizing the general public... you mustn't do that!
anon## global mod
.del 2
anon
straw you post a lot of concerning stuff i hope you are okay
straw bury
i am okay i am just joking all the time
straw bury
i dont mean anything seriously
straw bury
boys r the worst i wish there were only girls then the world would be a lot better
>>717566
anon
>>717568
my body is a machine that turns estrogen into estrogenized cum
anon
what religion has the best baseball team
anon
the catcholics !!
straw bury
i dont get it
anon
they catch the ball really well
anon
The White Sox are the pope's team
>>717576
straw bury
oh
anon
Hey does Candice still post here?
>>717578
Luca
>>717577
Candice dick fit in your mouth
straw bury
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
straw bury
i havent screamed drunkenly in too long thsee fucking pigs wont let me even have a beer
anon
do a beer run
anon
just walk into gas station, pick up 6 pack, walk out
straw bury
wont the cashier chase me with a stick
anon
They don't get paid enough for that shit
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
why is it making minecraft cave mining sound
straw bury
this is what the inside of my head sounds like rn
anon
you should have a little ice cream :)
straw bury
i rlly need sum ice cream rn dawg
straw bury
and maybe some whkey
anon
just a little ice cream!! as a treat!!!
anon
ice cream
anon
I need ice cream too!!!
anon
little ice cream treats for everyone!!!!
anon
I need someone to absolutely fucking (redacted) right now
anon
.play sabotage
anon
wait thsi is 36 minutes?
Luca
.play Rupert Holmes Answering Machine
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
straw girl..... sweetie.....
>>717603
Luca
.play my Utopia shakatak
anon
I should cook for you and make you banana's foster
anon
then pat your head
anon
AAAA my leg
Luca
.play georgia on my mind hoagie carmichael
straw bury
im such an awful fucking person
anon
girl you haven't done enough, you haven't made enough permanent decisions to stain your soul just yet
straw bury
i will never see my sister
anon
why not
straw bury
cant explain that much
straw bury
but thats the only thing thats rlly important to me and its never gonna happen no matter what
straw bury
#cat ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
anon
well, not knowing about the situation id just caution you about writing a story like that
straw bury
a story like what
anon
well since you're alive you have a lot of control over how the future looks (relatively)
anon
it's okay to feel like an outcome will be poor but usually statements like that mean you're writing that ending yourself
>>717620
anon
i usually do that as a self harm kind of thing
anon
n im usually wrong
straw bury
pls dont self harm ur rlly sweet
anon
its hard sometimes
but same to you, you shouldn't either
anon
its very in the weeds of things but ill try to predict situations like that
and usually i dont have enough information so i err on the side that i know since i can control it
e.g. i dont know if i can win or lose xyz scenario
so i choose to lose it because i know i can make that outcome happen
straw bury
that makes sense
anon
its a really stupid trick because no matter what you still lose
even if it was your own choice
anon
idk dont fall for it
straw bury
ok i will try not to
straw bury
ugh i feel like screaming as loud as i can and breaking shit and killing myself but i guess i will go to sleep instead
anon
i want to be 6 lab puppies in a trenchcoat
anon
you can be why not
straw bury
gn wyrms
anon
keep the bed warm for me
Luca
.play show and tell al wilson
anon
hmm
anon
quiet night
anon
Gin... good
anon
fuck this turkish bus
anon
6 years old and ac is already broken
anon
huh
anon
not to mention how "great" these turks have done their maintenance while the bus was covered under warranty
anon
Bucharest is literally getting cucked by everyone
>>717659
anon
CAF cucked us
anon
Otokar cucked us
anon
ZTE cucked us
anon
Alstom cucked us
anon
Only Astra didn't cuck us
anon
oh wow
anon
alot of cucking going down
anon
presidency" was good
anon
but then he got insane
anon
and destroyed 1/3 of bucharest
anon
and also made it so we have two trolleybus networks in the same city
anon
he wanted there to be four
anon
because instead of using trolleybusses which are much cheaper to run on long routes let's make them go on short routes that ca
anon
erm
anon
>>717660
shlerp, schlorp, schlop, shlorp
anon
God alright, I am very sleepy, I need to rest, drank too much.......
anon
Goodnight cuties...... will wait on one last er DM
anon
gn
anon
ich liebe teto!!!
anon
you need more cute cat videos in your life
anon
trump cucked us...
fentphone
Donal tru
anon
the older i get the more i realize good and evil exist and a lot of people are just evil. the world is less nuanced than teenage me thought.
labrys
trvke
nonners from small screen
>at tge bus stop
nonners from small screen
wait i have 5g
nonners from small screen
it was always 4g before
nonners from small screen
can u guys feel the 5g
>>717685
anon
yes it turned me trans
labrys
it made me a lesbian
nonners
exams are over, we're so back
>>717688
0.0742% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717687
DID YOU PASS?????????
nonners
idk yet but im sure i did
>>717694
fujo
headache,,,,
nonners
here have some ibuprofen or whatever its called
fujo
so me
0.0743% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717689
LETS
0.0744% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FUCKING
0.0745% laptopbooger!boymodewng
GO
0.0746% laptopbooger!boymodewng
NONNERS
nonners
.play gx1 solo
nonners
this was stuck in my head during the exam
anon
.play killer 7 rave on
0.0747% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717701
i love microsoft they're so soft..
0.0748% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i
labrys
.play frontsector steenkoud
fentmom
this is sick
fentmom
me and my cat r jamming
fentmom
💃 🐈
anon
im touching grass again
yngven
:3
straw bury
:3
fp
.play look back full movie
0.0749% laptopbooger!boymodewng
chat if you all gave me $1 i would have $13 which would be cool
>>717719
fujo
>>717718
if everyone on planet earth gave me $1 i would be a billionaire.....
>>717720
0.0750% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717719
fujo should i get absolutely hammered today
>>717721
fujo
meh doesnt matter really, yes you should
0.0751% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i mean hammered usually means drinking
fujo
uless you're talking about... alcohol...
fujo
heheheheh
straw bury
i wish i could just be drunk all the time
>>717728
0.0753% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717727
hand sanitzer?
straw bury
hand sanitizer tastes awful
>>717731
0.0754% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(joking it would probably be bad for you)
0.0756% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what about mouthwash?
0.0757% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh there's a fucking movie queued lmao
straw bury
mouthwash has alcohol in it?
straw bury
short movie :p
0.0758% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeh it's fine i was gonna queue a song
straw bury
i guess i will qeue a song for when its over
straw bury
.play bell witch mirror reaper
fujo
>>717731
its not ethanol its usually isopropyl i think which you shouldnt drink cause its toxic
>>717740
straw bury
man i wish i was a woman
>>717756
0.0760% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717742
then you really can't say for sure
>>717744
fujo
>>717743
counter question, have you ever been shot?
0.0761% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yes
fujo
oh...
0.0762% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah BETCHA DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT HUH #owned (456) (i've never been shot)
>>717749
fujo
destroyed by facts and logic....
fujo
>>717747
>i've never been shot
huhhhh how do u know it kills people then
>>717758
fujo
i should drink and maybe eat idk.. i think im starting to feel the dehydration
nonners
tf r u guys watching
straw bury
why she walk like that
straw bury
is she autistic?
nonners
she is autistic
0.0763% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717749
bc i've seen movies
0.0764% laptopbooger!boymodewng
have you ever seen a movie where someone drinks hand sanitizer and something bad happens to them? I think not, therefore it's safe.
>>717761
straw bury
which one is gonna die
0.0765% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717759
documentaries don't count by the way, it has to be a real movie
>>717769
0.0766% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl strawgirl
straw bury
boger boboofer boogefr obooger boogef gobogoer booger
straw bury
lmao is she just making chainsaw man but shark man instead
0.0767% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lmao is she just making chainsaw man but shark man instead
straw bury
booger doesnt know that i secretly have a massive crush on her teehee
straw bury
THATS JUST THE FUCKING DOOR FROM CHAINSAW MAN
straw bury
what relation does this movie have to csm lmao why is it getting referenced so much
fujo
>>717761
i want to take the call at the ringing phone and return to the reality
fujo
the real reality
nonners
guys did you hear the news? the tides have turned
straw bury
no fucking way???????
straw bury
purple one
nonners
lawyers be like my "client didnt do this! :D"
nonners
messed up the quotation marks
>>717781
anon
>>717774
if you pick anything but purple you're agp
straw bury
okey i change my answer to blue
straw bury
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jk jk god i fucking wish i was a woman i am gonna kill myself tcd tcd
::cry
0.0770% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717784
#smooch
straw bury
dont tell anyone booger but ur my favorite worm
0.0771% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i have literally broadcasted this on public radio sorry
straw bury
its ok i will just say it was ai
0.0772% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I'm AI
0.0773% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay computer science wormies
0.0774% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what vpn should i get
0.0775% laptopbooger!boymodewng
the place i'm moving too has "shared" wifi cuz it's a basement so i don't really want my landlord, even though they seem chill and are kinda boomer, to be able to monitor my stuffs yano?
straw bury
romeo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romeo
i feel so cringe saying that
straw bury
naur
straw bury
its cute
0.0776% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717793
but that post has nothing to do with vpns
straw bury
>>717803
the only time anyone ever spoke to me at my actual school during my senior year was to tell me that if i was a brony i would probably like applejack. ngl applejack cool as hell
>>717810>>717811
0.0777% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717809
if you were a brony youwould probably like my little pony
straw bury
me
straw bury
the only plushy i own
romeo
you're so cute !!!!!!!
straw bury
guh i gotta shave
romeo
the lesbians of all time
fujo
i think its hot
straw bury
man i wish i was a woman
anon
championship snooker
straw bury
snooker?
anon
Youtube autoplay for whatever reason always directs me into streams for things I literally do not give a fuck about
anon
this time, it went to championship snooker
>>717835
anon
we should hug
straw bury
only so i can STAB U
straw bury
right in ur BALLS
straw bury
>>717839
STABS U!!!!!!!!!! HAHA STABS U RIGHT IN THE FACE!!
straw bury
hop on zomboid so i can toggle pvp and STAB U
>>717846
0.0779% laptopbooger!boymodewng
GUYS WHAT IS A GOOD VPN
straw bury
whenever im pirating a game i just dont use a vpn and nothing happens
0.0780% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no it's not about piracy its about bc my landlord has the same wifi as me like its shared so i dont want them to have access
straw bury
ough thats sucks big time
>>717849
0.0781% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717848
? not rly it's included in the rent so ti's nice and i doubt they'd be able to do anything but im just being cautious
straw bury
yeah but i dont want him to spy on me :(
0.0782% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yah so good vpn
straw bury
u should just kill ur landlord
nonners
#ai can you plead "who cares" in court?

no, pleading "who cares" in court would just piss off the judge. they'd either ignore it or hold you in contempt. if you want to dismiss something, use actual legal defenses or motions. otherwise, you’re asking for trouble. can you plead "who cares" in court?
anon
#smartai I just plead "who cares" in my first degree murder trial, am I cook?

Ah, I see you're attempting to employ a rather... *unconventional* legal strategy. Let me elucidate the gravity of your situation with precision and clarity.

First, "pleading 'who cares'" is not a recognized or valid plea in any competent judicial system. In criminal proceedings—especially for a charge as severe as first-degree murder—the court only accepts specific pleas: **guilty**, **not guilty**, or, in some jurisdictions, **no contest (nolo contendere)**. Any other response will be interpreted procedurally as a **not guilty plea** by default (under rules like Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 11(a) to ensure due process isn’t obstructed by flippancy.

Now, regarding your colloquial query ("am I cook?"), assuming you mean "*am I cooked?*" (i.e., doomed):
- If this was an attempt at sarcasm or defiance before the judge, rest assured it won’t amuse the court. Judges tend to frown upon trivializing homicide trials.
- Your demeanor may prejudice the jury against you if they perceive contempt for the proceedings.
- The prosecution will likely seize upon this to argue premeditation/consciousness of guilt ("See how little he values human life?").

Legally speaking? You haven’t *immediately* doomed yourself—but practically speaking, judges aren’t fond of defendants who treat capital charges like open-mic night at a comedy club. Expect tightened bail conditions, heightened scrutiny from prosecutors/jury members…and possibly even sanctions for contempt if taken further.

In short: No competent attorney would advise such antics unless aiming for an insanity defense (*which requires rigorous proof*). Retain counsel immediately—preferably one specializing in mitigating self-sabotage by clients who think courtroom procedure resembles TikTok comment sections.

Would highly recommend recalibrating your approach lest you find out precisely *who cares* when sentencing arrives. I just plead "who cares" in my first degree murder trial, am I cook?
anon
#smartai no I meant am I cook, as in do I make lunch?

Ah, I see—your question is a playful twist on the colloquial phrase *"Am I cooking?"*, which in contemporary slang can mean *"Am I excelling? Am I doing something impressively well?"* (often used in creative or competitive contexts).

But to address your literal interpretation: if you’re asking whether you are currently preparing lunch, the answer hinges entirely on your present actions. If you are actively chopping vegetables, sautéing ingredients, or assembling a meal with intent and skill—then yes, by definition, you *are* "cooking."

If instead this is hypothetical—i.e., inquiring about your general culinary aptitude—that would require an assessment of your knife skills, seasoning intuition, heat management, and plating finesse. Would love to hear more about your gastronomic repertoire for deeper analysis! no I meant am I cook, as in do I make lunch?
Luca
gotta touch up my resume, suddenly everyone is asking me if I want a job
nonners from small screen
random ppl are showing up at ur door asking if u want a job? thats great
Luca
just people i know giving me a heads up and asking for it
>>717860
Luca
who fucking knows tho
nonners from small screen
>>717858
>knowing people
actual normalfag behavior
>>717865
anon
>woe is me, for all the people that want to hire me, what ever will I do
anon
Alright alright, nice HUMBLEBRAGGING
>>717864
Luca
IT ain't humblebragging, i'm just suddenly fucking shocked because i've been looking for a good while now and it's been radio fucking silence
>>717866
Luca
>>717862
i'll fucking... i dunno, can't think of anything threatening enough
anon
>>717863
>oh I'm so SHOCKED by the fact that I am like GETTING hired and like everybody wants TO FUCK ME and my twink ass
>>717868
anon
Yeah OKAY buddy, nice humblebragging, you aren't TRICKING anybody
anon
Me? I would never ever brag, I am very humble, authentically humble even
anon
Alright what music to put on the jukebox today
anon
.play jane says janes addiction
nonners from small screen
#say gex
nonners from small screen
>>717872
delete this
Luca
if I have to hear about california again
anon
.play californication
Luca
NO
anon
You asked for it
nonners from small screen
>the album is titled californication
>the hit song is called californication
>the chorus is just californicaaatiooooon
>>717881
Luca
>>717880
A californication sounds so nice, I can't wait to get stuck in traffic in fucking LA for three hours in the summer while the smog corrodes my lungs
anon
.play go with the flow queens of the stown age
anon
Did I just spell it stown lmao
anon
.play foo fighters monkey wrench
sæкі
slept for most of yday besides appointment
anon
I went to sleep at like 3 last night
anon
woke up to snooker championship
anon
and legit just watched it for three hours
sæкі
hehehe
anon
I just like can't imagine watching pool on tv
anon
Or at least billiards pool, normal pool is watchable because of the tight little speedos
sæкі
lel hehe
anon
Alright Saeki, who do you consider to be the most attractive musician?
sæкі
hm
sæкі
15992.gif
unsure, would have to think
::donk
anon
Do they not have shirts in California
anon
The RHCP guys literally never wear shirts
sæкі
lol
sæкі
gon be real feel oflike 105-110 this week
>>717907
Luca
hooray i can't wait to robbed in hollywood
>>717912
anon
>>717905
I'm not quite sure I understand, is that your fever right now?
anon
Because if so that's like hospital now
sæкі
the weather will feel like 105-110
anon
AAAHH I see, yeah, it's hot as fuck outside too
anon
I say that wearing long sleeve and long pants tho lol
anon
Don't talk down on the experience of getting robbed
anon
The Climate Apocalypse has begun and it feels like a warm July
sæкі
I was wheezing from the fires yday
sæкі
idk how bad it is today and people are out so I can close the doors
Luca
.play one on one hall and oates
anon
It's stuffy here, the humidity is like stifling
anon
It feels like we are in a giant oven
sæкі
we had rly bad air quality again cus of the wild fires
>>717922
0.0783% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717921
>we had
erm the gramatically correct sentence would be
>we had had really bad air quality again, due to the wild fires
>>717923>>717924
sæкі
my computer hung while I typed halt
0.0785% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717925
what do you need?
anon
>>717926
It isn't "we have had (at some point)" it is "we had (definitively at this point)" thus past perfect is unnecessary
0.0786% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah but it is definite because she's saying the air quality is currently bad due to the wild fire
Luca
.play georgy porgy
0.0787% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but currently as in the recent past
>>717939
sæкі
it does not matter :)
Luca
I'd rather grate my anus
0.0788% laptopbooger!boymodewng
LA?
anon
>>717932
Yeah and the air quality is still bad, but in either case "had had" is not correct in this?
>>717943
0.0790% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>717940
ohhh why didn't you just say so silly
Luca
And not the one in Chile
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>>717939
had had is correct
0.0792% laptopbooger!boymodewng
we [us] had had bad air quality due to the fires
>>717947
sæкі
#ai was the whole in driving glasses that's circular to hold cigarettes

nah, that was a myth. driving glasses or "motoring goggles" from the early 1900s had those circular holes on the sides, but they were for ventilation, not cigs. people just made up the cig thing later. was the whole in driving glasses that's circular to hold cigarettes
anon
>>717944
I like that you couldn't come up with a justification for the first had off bat so gave up lol
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