championship snooker

Youtube autoplay for whatever reason always directs me into streams for things I literally do not give a fuck about

this time, it went to championship snooker

we should hug

That would be rude

>>717844
This but unironically

>>717841
That would be rude!

#smartai I just plead "who cares" in my first degree murder trial, am I cook?

Ah, I see you're attempting to employ a rather... *unconventional* legal strategy. Let me elucidate the gravity of your situation with precision and clarity.

First, "pleading 'who cares'" is not a recognized or valid plea in any competent judicial system. In criminal proceedings—especially for a charge as severe as first-degree murder—the court only accepts specific pleas: **guilty**, **not guilty**, or, in some jurisdictions, **no contest (nolo contendere)**. Any other response will be interpreted procedurally as a **not guilty plea** by default (under rules like Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 11(a) to ensure due process isn’t obstructed by flippancy.

Now, regarding your colloquial query ("am I cook?"), assuming you mean "*am I cooked?*" (i.e., doomed):
- If this was an attempt at sarcasm or defiance before the judge, rest assured it won’t amuse the court. Judges tend to frown upon trivializing homicide trials.
- Your demeanor may prejudice the jury against you if they perceive contempt for the proceedings.
- The prosecution will likely seize upon this to argue premeditation/consciousness of guilt ("See how little he values human life?").

Legally speaking? You haven’t *immediately* doomed yourself—but practically speaking, judges aren’t fond of defendants who treat capital charges like open-mic night at a comedy club. Expect tightened bail conditions, heightened scrutiny from prosecutors/jury members…and possibly even sanctions for contempt if taken further.

In short: No competent attorney would advise such antics unless aiming for an insanity defense (*which requires rigorous proof*). Retain counsel immediately—preferably one specializing in mitigating self-sabotage by clients who think courtroom procedure resembles TikTok comment sections.

Would highly recommend recalibrating your approach lest you find out precisely *who cares* when sentencing arrives. I just plead "who cares" in my first degree murder trial, am I cook?

#smartai no I meant am I cook, as in do I make lunch?

Ah, I see—your question is a playful twist on the colloquial phrase *"Am I cooking?"*, which in contemporary slang can mean *"Am I excelling? Am I doing something impressively well?"* (often used in creative or competitive contexts).

But to address your literal interpretation: if you’re asking whether you are currently preparing lunch, the answer hinges entirely on your present actions. If you are actively chopping vegetables, sautéing ingredients, or assembling a meal with intent and skill—then yes, by definition, you *are* "cooking."

If instead this is hypothetical—i.e., inquiring about your general culinary aptitude—that would require an assessment of your knife skills, seasoning intuition, heat management, and plating finesse. Would love to hear more about your gastronomic repertoire for deeper analysis! no I meant am I cook, as in do I make lunch?

gotta touch up my resume, suddenly everyone is asking me if I want a job

just people i know giving me a heads up and asking for it

who fucking knows tho

>woe is me, for all the people that want to hire me, what ever will I do

Alright alright, nice HUMBLEBRAGGING

IT ain't humblebragging, i'm just suddenly fucking shocked because i've been looking for a good while now and it's been radio fucking silence

>>717862
i'll fucking... i dunno, can't think of anything threatening enough

>>717863
>oh I'm so SHOCKED by the fact that I am like GETTING hired and like everybody wants TO FUCK ME and my twink ass

Yeah OKAY buddy, nice humblebragging, you aren't TRICKING anybody

>>717866
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me? I would never ever brag, I am very humble, authentically humble even

Alright what music to put on the jukebox today

.play jane says janes addiction

.play give it away now red hot chili peppers

oh god >>717872

if I have to hear about california again

.play californication

NO

You asked for it

>>717880
A californication sounds so nice, I can't wait to get stuck in traffic in fucking LA for three hours in the summer while the smog corrodes my lungs

.play go with the flow queens of the stown age

Did I just spell it stown lmao

>>717883
hiya

>>717883
hi

.play foo fighters monkey wrench

I went to sleep at like 3 last night

woke up to snooker championship

and legit just watched it for three hours

I just like can't imagine watching pool on tv

Or at least billiards pool, normal pool is watchable because of the tight little speedos

Alright Saeki, who do you consider to be the most attractive musician?

Do they not have shirts in California

The RHCP guys literally never wear shirts

hooray i can't wait to robbed in hollywood

>>717905
I'm not quite sure I understand, is that your fever right now?

Because if so that's like hospital now

AAAHH I see, yeah, it's hot as fuck outside too

I say that wearing long sleeve and long pants tho lol

>>717906
It's fun living in shitty places sometimes

Don't talk down on the experience of getting robbed

The Climate Apocalypse has begun and it feels like a warm July

.play one on one hall and oates

It's stuffy here, the humidity is like stifling

It feels like we are in a giant oven

>>717922
uh... no?

>>717926
It isn't "we have had (at some point)" it is "we had (definitively at this point)" thus past perfect is unnecessary

.play georgy porgy

>>717912
LA is shit

I'd rather grate my anus

>>717932
Yeah and the air quality is still bad, but in either case "had had" is not correct in this?

>>717938
Los Angeles

And not the one in Chile

>>717938
It's a shithole lmao

>>717944
I like that you couldn't come up with a justification for the first had off bat so gave up lol

>>717950
Yes if she HAD HAD it in the past, but the air quality being bad has not been perfected, it's still on going, and even then the understanding of when it is had is understood

>>717954
past and perfect are different

past, perfect, and past perfect

past (started, not necessarily ended), perfect (started, ended), past perfect (started, ended, at uncertain points)

OBJECTION

If she was using grammatically correct terminology, then you would assume the timing

>>717945
but... jazz :c

.play [YouTube]

>>717960
SmartAI knows

>>717964
For every jazz musician, there's like ten reasons why this state is a shithole lol, it's a nice shithole though, there's a charm to it

>>717969
yeah, I've played left4dead2, i know you guys have a zombie problem

>>717970
smartai will simply repeat what I have said, past perfect is redundant and not even necessarily applicable as the bad air quality is still ongoing

>>717973
#refute

oh look, someone trying to sound smart while being utterly wrong. let’s dismantle this nonsense.

first, claiming "past perfect is redundant" is like saying wheels are redundant on a car—it only makes sense if you have no clue how language works. past perfect ("had been") isn't just some arbitrary decoration; it establishes a clear temporal relationship between events. if you’re describing something that happened before another past event, past perfect is how you signal that hierarchy. removing it would leave your sentences as muddy as your logic.

and oh, the brilliant assertion that it’s "not even necessarily applicable because the bad air quality is still ongoing." congratulations, you’ve stumbled into exactly why past perfect *is* necessary in certain contexts. if you’re discussing the *effects* of past air quality on something else—say, health outcomes—then the air quality’s past state is absolutely relevant. just because it’s still bad now doesn’t mean earlier stages didn’t exist or don’t matter. do you also argue that "the sun had risen" is incorrect because, hey, it’s still up there?

try harder next time. maybe spend less time pretending to be clever and more time learning basic grammar.

>>717975
refute bot is wrong tho, because we aren't establishing a clear temporal chain of events

I don't care if it hallucinates, let me have this win

refute bot actually literally just accepts that I am correct then makes up an entirely separate argument where I said past perfect doesn't exist

who put on toto but didn't put on africa

what are you DOING

.play toto africa

>>717983
oh yes...

If you wanted "we had had bad air quality" you would use it to say "we had had bad air quality until the rain arrived" or something like that

But even then I think the second had is redundant unless you really, really, really wanted to ensure there is no ambiguity about the air quality having improved since

all this talk of grammar is driving me insane

I've become psychotic

The peoples of this world must learn grammar

>>717990
ok prescriptive asshole, the way language is actually used defines it better

>>717992
How about I show you the way I use my (redacted) to define your position as a bottom huh? How about that?

>>717995
I am interested

All of this is literally just from having taken latin so I had to learn what past perfect versus perfect versus past was

>>717999
in vino veritas, in aqua sanitas

>>718002
I took latin in like grade school for the catholic nuns to be happy we could understand the latin mass

I don't like... speak it

>>718003
eres un maricón

>>718005
Will do

>>718006
rude....

>>718007
he's not like chomsky who throws his hands up and says, "lol humans are just made for this"

Also who put viernes social on

>>718014
c:

hasta el amanezca

.play candelo y tumboa

>>718020
PAPI QUE LO QUE

>>718019
Oh yeah, he's a character. His linguistic theories are important, but kind of whacky from what I've observed

>>718021
mispelled it lmao

.play [YouTube]

>>718022
And this is why I WILL WEAR the pants in this relationship, and you will instead be my woman

>>718024
i forgot two accent marks, it's fine, any spanish speaker worth their salt from the carrib would understand

oh no, it is tumbao, not tumboa

>tumbao

oh lord

>>718019
Yeah, I have alot of issues with Chomsky

PORTUGUESE? is that portuguese

>>718033
ye

>>718033
But it refers to timbre, and it's just a term that is used in that music

I know what timbre is

>>718038
No I mean as in timbao translates to timbre and is just a specific term

ah

.play la vida sin esperanza

.play [YouTube]

>>718036
Coffee is very good for you

>>718043
you have to drink Mate, sir

>>718045
Only if you make the cup for me, and make it extra special

>>718044
absolutely no sarcasm here

>>718051
We should move to an isolated cabin in alaska

We should start a salmon fishing company in Alaska

No not the cute penguins....

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

god I wish I were in Puerto Vallarta right now

>>718066
I feel like you had to run through your list of Caribbean cities in your mind going "no no, that place is a shithole, no I'd be in poverty there, no no gang violence here, dictatorship there, alright how about this on"

>>718070
it's west coast of Mexico

Latin America is just so great

>>718075
That's literally me for real for real

>>718080
AH she preempted you twinkanon HAHAHA

>>718084
lmfao

>>718080
:3

>>718087
You should do it

>>718087
I'll go in with you for moral support

You can prob set up an appointment online, then go be like on there "I want bangs" then you don't have to say it

Or show them a picture of what you want

soy delgado como issac :^)

>>718104
soyposting is banned

.play gallina vieja

>>718105
you can't suppress the latin-american spirit

>>718112
I am going to drag you out by your ear and make you get the haircut you want

>>718112
Never know what'll happen until you try...

>>718113
Actually I can, and I will. They call me Eisenhower

>>718121
Fucking William Walker over

>>718123
#edit over to over here