>>718147

>>718138
kitty :3

>>718152
:3

>La Gallina Vieja
hmmm I feel like this would be a funny euphemism for some dude's cock

>>718162
hen specifically c:

>>718161
big swinging balls

>>718165
Hey, no you aren't, once you're one of us, you're always one of us

None of this "no sabe" shit, those people are assholes. Imagine excluding people from a culture because they don't know the language

My uncle had to move to mexico after his wife pissed away his share of the family portion and then they killed a parrot named Domingo

>>718169
is your uncle William Burroughs

>>718174
No

He's a dumb ass that had to flee the IRS

this just sounds like William Burroughs lmfao

didn't he have a stint in New Orleans

>>718178
my uncle did not, he was from Texas, and then is now in Mexico

>>718180
It's fucking hilarious

So like, she posts on facebook one day that they got a parrot

>>718182
I should go visit your uncle, where does he live in Mexico?

Like two weeks later

>I am sad to say that our parrot, domingo, has died

>>718192
omfg

>>718190
I think he is in Porto Penasco

Cuddling straw girl and cuddling saeki at the same time....

>>718193
she's like seriously a crazy person and my uncle is completely whipped, given he pissed away 3 million dollars on her combined with dropping his job as a landman making like 400k a year

>>718196
I'd like to see his pena if you know what I mean HARHARHARHAR

that joke doesn't even work in either language

>>718201
I'm going to kidnap you

>>718199
thunderflube is like a Van de Graaf machine?

Thunderflub is like when you add the tens unit pad to my pubic bone and then the other on your ass, and then when we.... nevermind

>>718206
It's this machine that runs a belt against a non-conductive material accruing static electric charges onto a metallic sphere and causing high voltages

>>718215
hot

>>718218
oh really?

You have zomboid?

You can check out me and strawgirls house where we drink and shoot each other

>>718204
my family used to joke I was in the CIA because I would hide in plain sight

>>718222
If you were CIA, you'd be the person they hire to fuck religious politicians so they can be blackmailed for secretly being gay, this is a compliment

>>718225
you just gave me a new fantasy

>>718231
hm...

>>718231
Time to join a local religious political organization...... and say bad things about the government.....

Still want to live in Latin America? Look at this...

These are MS13 GANG MEMBERS

Aright do I get a chicken sandwich?

>>718241
I'm going to go live in Argentina and ride with the gauchos in the pampas and patagonia... I'll drink mate and wear a beret

>>718258
I dress like the middle

I actually literally

Have that outfit on right now lmao

Like the black mockneck, black pants that show off my fat ass, and the white belt

>>718255
I feel like somewhere in Latin America, there is a specific place where you experience an overflow error, you slowly but surely get more "Latin" vibes then suddenly it just goes crazy

>>718265
cringe, it's better to dress like the dude on the left

>>718265
:3

>>718271
Normally I dress ostentatiously, but I am in my "chill at home" wear

>>718270
wherever I can get a beer and eat some nice food is latin enough for me c:

>>718279
That's literally like... South Texas, that doesn't count

>>718282
No, the Texans don't do sobremesa

You have to sit with me for hours at the table shooting the shit while i puff on a cigar or something (i don't smoke)

>>718283
I lived in Texas for like a couple years, we kinda do. Or at least my family did because my mom's side are all rich people with no jobs

>>718288
god, so based

>>718289
I smoke cigars too, so that has to count for SOMETHING

I'm going to go to Oaxaca and eat chapulines, you wanna come?

I am just going to eat a chicken sandwich

>>718293
don't be a chicken, we can eat some chapulines and then go for a lively walk in the jungle

>>718295
Oh I'm not afraid of food, I've eaten crickets, beef tongue, chicken feet, all that. I will try any food once. I am afraid of foreigners

>>718297
The cartel will never target us if I hold your hand in public

.play la bombenara

.play la bombonara

what the frig

>>718301
I feel like I could talk my way out of a cartel beheading

>Look at yourself! Goku wouldn't WANT THIS!

>>718307
i can't believe you'd say that about Mexicans :^)

Alright, does anyone want to see vids I took at the San Antonio Rodeo?

>>718313
let's see 'em, southern boy

lemme find them real quick

>>718315
Damn there's no video of the tie down roping where I don't TALK

>>718330
Rodeo, there's an event called tie down roping, they ride a horse alongside a calf, lasso it, jump off the horse, and tie it up as fast as they can

>>718328
EXPOSED

>>718334
bye cutie

Nobody will EVER hear my voice

No, I definitely have not

I'd post a picture of my cock to be rated by the thread before I post my voice

>>718353
you are not a cock connoisseur, your opinion holds no weight in this matter

I am a cock connoisseur, and I rate my own product quite highly, but posting it would be a ban, so regardless what I am saying is that I am less afraid to post that than my voice lol

.play [YouTube]

>>718365
hello

>>718370
Oh God that reminded me on twitter there was a post like "White genocide isn't funny, my friend killed himself because his peoplle are being replaced" And someone responded BBSuicide

>>718377
No, American

Like this is the "white people are being replaced in the West" stuff

You know, lil Peep went to Harvard

>>718387
Oh I made that up

I didn't know whether that happened or not

I used to tell people lil Pump went to Harvard and a substantial number of people believed this

Until one day one of my friends looked it up and was like "he went to fucking squidward community college what the fuck are you talking about"

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Alright Saeki, chicken sandwich or burrito?

I do want a burrito with fresh jalapeno in it...

cowboys are amazing

I have my cowboy boots :D

And my big ol hat

Alright, burrito it is

I am gonna go grab it so I can like eat

>>718432
do they got sick spurs on them?

>>718437
No, I don't have spurs on them because I am not a LARPer

>>718440
Yeah, but they look cool!!

I've never ridden a horse where I would need spurs

>>718444
were you the one sending pictures of yourself with a katana, why the fuck would you ever need one of those, SIR?

>>718456
To defend fair maidens

WHAT FAIR MAIDENS?

>>718465
smoking is so devastatingly cool, it's a shame I'll never touch a cigarette

>>718459
You will be my fair maiden (male)

I smoke pipe tobacco without any filter like GOD intended

>>718460
You should smoke this cock

>>718478
that's one strong drug

>>718481
Yes, it is

Alright I do need to get food

how did he manage that

>>718512
#edit he to she

where's the leak, ma'am?