>>718754
Why do you never let me do this to you bloober

>>718759
Perhaps... but perhaps I want to pat *your* hair

>>718758
:3

>>718766
You should be using your body to talk to me instead

I sent you a three page essay on every single sexual position I am going to have us in

What a shame that it got unloaded

I am that cat

>>718775
cute

>>718778
That's like the charlie brown christmas tree if it was a poppy

it's a beautiful poppy, but I've noticed in years past the ones that bloom get blown away by the wind

so naturally i lament that fact that beauty can never last

>>718782
Except mine, my perfect body was carved out of marble by the gods themselves

>>718784
as alluring as you claim your body is, it probably can't beat the scent of a rose

I think that I have a much.... headier scent than a Rose

I'll say that I smell really, really fucking good after I work out

sometimes I ask myself why I turned out gay

But I suppose that's more uh... pornagraphic than beautiful

>>718790
The answer to that question is that you were put on this earth for me baby

>>718792
I think I was put on this earth to admire pretty flowers and read moving poetry, but some chaotic element inside me decided I'd also have to have an obsession with silly silicon chips and static charges

That's true, you are here to enjoy your time, enjoy the little things and leisures

>>718794
such as...?

>>718795
They'll ban me for saying all the things you should enjoy, but I suppose you should also enjoy a nice day out on the water sailing, or watch a nice movie, eat a nice meal that you've never tried before.

>>718796
A day at the beach sounds really good right now, maybe I'll convince my friends to come with

>>718797
Oh in this heat? Absolutely

Unfortunately, I don't live anywhere near a beach

I don't

>>718800
That's a shame. There's nothing better than that. One time I spent a summer at my brother's place and decided to go hiking in the mountains. Was just kind of taking random trails and seeing where I would end up. Accidentally found this beautiful beach in the middle of an ancient forest, place was absolutely divine. Stopped for lunch and ate, did a bit of drawing and then chatted with some of the people passing through. Came back home that same day to his cat being all cuddly. FUCKING PERFECT. Why can't life always be that great?

>>718807
I know, that's the type of life you should get, just being a pampered little twink... what a shame....

>>718808
I was sweating my ass going up and down in those hills, i'd hardly call it "pampered"

>>718817
I could just put you on my shoulders

But I suppose if you wanted to get all hot and sweaty with me, then you can

>>718820
I would hope that you would at least take a fucking shower

>>718818
Oh, I've been to one of those in New Mexico

>>718822
Something tells me that you might not want me to take a shower too quickly

>>718824
Yeah, me too, the one in Sante Fe is the one I went too

With the Fish Tank room right?

>>718829
Don't remember this, but that place was a maze

>>718826
Oh yeah, Jubilee is a shitshow, I just had to see the Mehdi Hasan one

>>718830
They all are, I want to do the Omega Mart one

New Mexico was great, I loved that place

>>718835
I want to move to New Mexico someday to be honest

>>718837
That is one of the places I considered going too as well

>>718836
No I don't think so

>>718836
Not for a school trip, but my own leisure. I was like 14 and went to the one in Chicago, got to talk with one of the astrophysicists there for a bit, was fun

My sister was up in Chicago recently for work

>>718841
oh cool, you've been?

>>718842
yeah i know--i can't think of anything clever to frame this, just know i fucked her and your mother :^)

>>718849
haha, did it work?

>>718847
brat

Going out with a sign on your chest that says "ask me any math problem", getting a super complex math equation, doing that thing with your hands that the human calculator people do, then looking the person in the eyes and saying "I don't know"

>>718869
i'd probably just strike up a conversation with a person like this only to realize they have no idea what i'm talking about

Everyone I know thinks I am like late 20's

hi

>>718903
it's part of the marketing strategy

Redbull specifically pushed some businesses to put age limits on to give this idea of er... like exclusivity isn't the right word, but edginess

Yes, cooler among the teenage audience, which it is targeted at

sometimes I wish hair never grew on my body and my scent was less gross, but alas

>>718958
I'd absolutely sniff y–

>>718958
I am going to lick your chest and cover you in kisses until you are completely covered

>>718976
You too... I am going to lick you all ove–

>>718984
We'll kiss afterwards too, but I am going to lick you

>>718961
b-but i don't want tits

>>718993
You should just let me give you a tongue bath instead

>>719003
>>718975
>>718969
rapid fire horny

>>719023
You were the one saying you want me to clean you off and lick you and smell you

>>719068
based