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labrys
hi valerie
straw bury
no i would not do it, carl
>>719968
straw bury
its only gonna hurt more if i luck ur sliced open tongue now give up already im not doing it
anon
Yes... but it will hurt in a good way....
>>719971
anon
You don't want to make it hurt in a good way?
straw bury
im trynna watch a movie but i have to check back here to engage with carl flirting with me
!nIOh.loris
>>719971
#ksay strawbery gurl
anon
hello lori!
fentmom
my friends sisters boyfriends name is carl and i would describe him as a human parakeet
fentmom
dresses nicely though
straw bury
twinknons name is carl as well
anon
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!!
fentmom
Carl Der Grosse
anon
It's Karl Jobst
anon
I use my pick up artists skills to get tgirls and then I speedrun getting arrested for fedposting
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay fungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleh-gleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleble
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bleh-bleh
anon
nadie
anon
ugh. where is my energy?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::gle
straw bury
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee glooglee gloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegleshoe
anon
>>720000
>i
god that animal is so cute
labrys
#glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, estrogenize that twink
labrys
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, clip this
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay jarvis, call them carl
straw bury
oh hey derrick shoe got 720000
labrys
#ksay hi carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay carl
labrys
#usay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay karl marx
straw bury
everyone call twinknon carl because thats his real name
>>720025
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay buryshoe
labrys
#botsay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
labrys
#say carl
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::is
labrys
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl. your success is inevitable. praise carl.
anon
Call me CARL one more time!!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay carl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
!nIOh.loris
>>720005
how abtb call u cutie instead?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
!nIOh.loris
omg hi nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::mimemoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay loris
!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glegle our success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay praise glegle. our success is inevitable
anon
thank you strange amalgamation of beings
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
>>720043
*grabs the barrel of the gun and swallows the entire thing in one gulp*
>>720045
straw bury
*already juggling all of ur shotguns at once* huh?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
test… pause…
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok nice chat i found out about anew condition today
>>720057
fentmom
assault rifle i want: FN FAL
pistol i want: beretta
>>720052
anon
>>720051
The right arm of the free world. I plan on getting a 92FS but I am saving up for a motorcycle so
fentmom
i want to be deployed via helicopter with my fn fal and begin kicking ass less than 10 minutes into the mission
booger (phone)!boymodewng
fuck the video is too big
Luca
.play Hej Brigade
anon
I have an AR-15 and like a bajillion odds and ends
anon
But this is my apartment in the ghetto, so I only keep my ghetto blasters here
straw bury
wait no thats a cryptohack tab
straw bury
ok maybe tell me on steam cuz we dont wanna share fucking porn websites on here lmfao
Luca
>>720061
Holy shit, you're reading In Northern Mists
Luca
based
anon
I said I would
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720068
it’s lier silly
Luca
.play duvet boa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what’s the point of a duvet
>>720076
anon
to provide a line in fight club.
anon
>>720073
How dare you, first you doubt me on my (redacted) now you doubt my literacy, what have I done to earn such mistrust?
>>720086
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720081
oh never mind my screen just glitched i think lole
anon
i could really go for being flogged.
>>720092
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720080
hihihi
anon
just beat the shit out of me
anon
PICK ME UP AND BEAT ME OVER A BUILDING
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hi anon
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720076
this is the biggest scam ever just crank the heat up also hi
>>720096
anon
to be honest, no, but i dont want to be a spoilsport so yes kinky
Luca
gives me a sense of security
anon
I think strawgirl is going to murder me
>>720101
fentmom
>>720093
my friend watched the video and then she actually went and did it as in she baked a pumpkin and then banged it
>>720105
fentmom
crazy woman
anon
what a terrible thing to do to a pumpkin. nothing could be worse than fucking the pla- oh, im getting a report that we eat them.
>>720110
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720106
so you’d be against fucking a tree because we don’t eat them?
>>720112
anon
that cat creature has such a plain face.
anon
she needs eyeshadow
anon
#glegle
labrys
>>720115
alcohol feels so good w the alcoholism genes
fentmom
>>720115
alkie genes take away the pain of drinking but leave behind the hurt
anon
Oh yeah no, I have like, the alcoholism gene hit my family like an 18 wheeler
anon
My dad probably downs like a bottle of wine a night, my mom does a handle of jim bean
>>720140
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720114
mods suck
anon
you all have alcoholism genes.
labrys
my grandpa drank himself to death
>>720134
anon
youve all got a history of neurodivergency somewhere in your family.
>>720139
anon
I don't drink much though
labrys
i used to be an alcoholic
Luca
>>720129
think it was the same for my great grandpa, poor slavic bastard
!nIOh.loris
nah, mods are gods
booger (phone)!boymodewng
disagree but agree to disagree
anon
i wish there was another dimension of hornyposting that was sfw so that i could show proper appreciation to the mods.
anon
>>720130
I mean statistically this is like... going to be everybody
fentmom
>>720126
i inherited everything from my mother except the alkieism, and inherited nothing from my dad except the stimulants appreciation
>>720143
fentmom
funny how genes n memes work that way
anon
>>720140
Luckily I got my mom's sides massive height and hand gene, along with having stupid huge biceps for legit no reason. Managed to dodge the alcoholism, but I still have their addictive personality
>>720144>>720145
fentmom
>>720143
kinda reminds me of how me and my brother are the first muscular people in the family in like generations
anon
my father is a greens supertaster and im SO LUCKY that i get to enjoy brussels sprouts and spinach. i feel so bad for people who hate that stuff.
>>720148
fentmom
although some of the great great granddads looked like Big Guys
Luca
>>720146
Brussel sprouts are so fucking good
anon
i fucking know. i was so shocked. my father HAAAAATED them. so i thought i would inherit his bitter taster receptor. got moms receptor. WOOT
Luca
wew, you lucked out
anon
>>720144
I legit have like 19 inch biceps before I even started training
>>720153
fentmom
anyone else here ever feel like a premature reincarnation of a family member or two
anon
im not a premature reincarnation im a speed runner
anon
It's alright though, I have huge biceps, but slim shoulders
>>720158
anon
Which I don't mind too much
fentmom
shoulders are like the only masculine thing about my body
fentmom
this woman i knew was obsessed with my feminine waist and masculine shoulders
fentmom
idk why i said woman there when its been several
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720158
be more specific
booger (phone)!boymodewng
penne or spaghetti or..?
Luca
>>720161
I was working out for months, but my gym partner was a bit fucking flaky, he was an interesting character. Dude just disappeared, haven't talked to him in like a year. He was in my classes and stuff, just didn't keep up with him. Last I heard he changed majors (again, I think he said he did that shit like 4 times already, I was shocked).
>>720165
fentmom
>>720164
people are so afraid to merge
fentmom
my favourite training partner was this trans dude friend i had who kept calling me "coach" and wanted arms bigger than his dads, specifically forearms
>>720169
anon
>>720158
I would gladly trade the biceps for the shoulders
anon
Because the huge biceps just make the shoulders look slimmer, and then I have a stupidly fat ass
anon
The good news is that my shoulders are getting bigger as time goes one
fentmom
the other thing about my shoulders was that with minimal training i could OHP my bodyweight for 3*5 which was like amazing
>>720186
Luca
OHP?
fentmom
overhead press
Luca
oh
Luca
ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL FINALLY BECOME FIT
Luca
for now I am just skinny idiot
fentmom
unironically SS+GOMAD saved my life
fentmom
watch this 100 times in a row
fentmom
you have to live it
fentmom
honestly though life is so much better with a functioning body
fentmom
i know that i'll be able to give my grandkids piggy back rides and stuff
anon
>>720172
In spite of my smallish shoulders, I was able to OHP by bodyweight, and even since I lost like 30 pounds its stayed around the same amount
Luca
maybe I'll finally be able to beat my trans friend in an arm wrestling competition
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720180
motivation
anon
what is wrong with dying alone?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if you mess up the dying process you can burn stuff and also it’s hard to see the back of your head
fentmom
ngl its sad watching my friends who got severely out of shape during covid just complain about their fucked up joints and such and they're in these depressive cycles where they cant help themselves and get active again. cant imagine a life where i cant walk 30,000 steps in a day and still feel good
anon
Oh I have like fucked up cauliflower ear now
anon
hurts me so badly when people are physically hurting and they dont have the energy or the concentration to actually fix their problems. its not that they are hard or insurmountable problems. its that they're so fucked up already that asking them to do even a single thing healthier is beyond their ability.
>>720196
fentmom
yeah im trying to help a friend before they get like that
fentmom
trying to start them with small things like going outside more, asking for more regular hours so they dont have a fucked sleeping pattern, going to see the dr about looking at their doses, going new places to meet new kinds of people that dont remind them of ones from their past
Luca
>>720193
Know a lot of people like this, it sucks.
!nIOh.loris
big
Luca
goddamn who put on an hour album
>>720201
anon
>>720199
strawgirl put on sabaton to torture us
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Luca
is strawgirl here?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
kaya her
!nIOh.loris
::straw bury
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ksay*
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
we need one more skip vote to end sabaton
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720213
why would you ksay her she’s not even here smh
anon
girls are the cutest
anon
im in a bad place so forgive me for saying trite cliches but i am so happy i get to be a girl. its been said a trillion times.
anon
>>720225
Oh no I am drunk and I was going to ask if (redacted)
Luca
>>720228
please, no more fucking californication
anon
CAN SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING .skip
>>720233
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no i will not do that
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720231
why don’t you ask one of your hoes you flirty twink
>>720235
anon
>>720233
They aren't hoes, they are respected individuals worthy of love and affection, equals to anybody else regardless of their sexual proclivities
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720234
i don’t but you can kidnap me anyways
>>720238
anon
>>720237
lori please .skip this sabaton
!nIOh.loris
i deactivated the wormwatch just because sabaton was playiyng.
anon
#itsover (457)
anon
WE ARE SO BACK
!nIOh.loris
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>720246
Luca
thank god
anon
>>720244
Lori I am going to kiss you
!nIOh.loris
do it
Luca
WEW
anon
Kiss you on your belly button
>>720250
anon
kiss you on your belly button and then run my tongue all over your tummy to tickle you
anon
shoot I am drinking too much
>>720253
anon
why do i want to be so high?
>>720255
Luca
only after you eat the peanuts outta my sheeitt
>>720258
Luca
>>720257
#change make this the entire FMJ scene dialogue
anon
Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a... I forgot what he said
>>720263
Luca
FUCK
labrys
>>720262
he's trying very hard to prove he's prettier than random ass trans women
Luca
so that kinda narrows it down
anon
No the point is that he is saying that he is a queer
>>720268
Luca
>>720266
i know i was being le funny
anon
>what's your excuse
>excuse for what sir
>I'm asking the fucking questions here
anon
I forgot how great his dialogue is
>>720274
labrys
its crazy that he like
anon
i look at these old ugly men pretending to be babies and i feel contempt for them but i wouldnt mind being one if no one could see my cringe ass
labrys
got one shot so hard by not being allowed to be mean to trans women
>>720291
Luca
>>720270
my friend and I quote that fucking stupid movie all the time
anon
>>720262
lmao is that the guy that is "epically dressing as a woman to own the libs"
labrys
nah its the detrans ftm lawyer
labrys
he got dunked on for being friends with a prolific transmisoginist and rapist
>>720291>>720280
anon
I remember there was a twitter conservative
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720278
what’s dunking
anon
That in order to "own the trannies" was literally dressing in drag, taking pictures, and he was just doing this for like months
>>720282
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah that was a report
!nIOh.loris
>>720277
fan of the italian...i see
booger (phone)!boymodewng
repper tbh
>>720287
labrys
that guy wasnt detrans just a repoer
anon
>>720285
That was the thing, it was like... after a while the groypers were like... hold on...
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah he was like 100% a repper imo
Luca
.play Nancy Sinatra these boots are made for walking
!nIOh.loris
>>720273
oof
>>720278
fucking hell
>>720290
who would've thought that our greatest enemy is our own brothers and sisters.

detrans ppl if they don't get support, it seems that they get double the neurosis
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720290
no idea
labrys
his whole thing is that he used to be this ultra progressive twitter guy
labrys
but then he detransed bc people told him he should stop being weird about trans women and also not be friends with a prolific rapist
labrys
and now he's a grifter
labrys
fascinating individual
Luca
>>720300
Ok, that's it, you've gone too far
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
its better than unvoiced yakuza gameplay
anon
.keep (okay)
anon
now my twitter feed is just gay porn...
>>720306
anon
you have to select straight twitter like on xvideos
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
upsidedownexclamationmark orale!
>>720312
anon
>>720306
I am NOT gay, I have sex with men, and relationships with women
>>720314
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>720308
je ne compris pas
Luca
>>720311
I got news for ya, that means you're gay
anon
Law and Order SVU is so fucking good lmao
>>720318
anon
>>720318
I am going to throw you throw a goddamn table
anon
like wwe
anon
id rather watch that :p
anon
Yes
!nIOh.loris
>>720290
just saw the tweet...i'll refrain from seeing more. i've seen enough humiliation for a day lmao
>>720329
anon
Have you ever seen a delta p video of a crab getting sucked into a pipe?
>>720326
anon
i wish i could live in the woods.
anon
>huge cock
>lib post
>huge cock
>lib post
My twitter feed is amazing, this is the internet at its peak
>>720331
anon
im glad i cant swim, helps me avoid delta p
labrys
my twitter feed is exclusively weird lesbians
anon
i just dont get the screamy music tbh
>>720338
anon
i have emotions i cant express in words
>>720340
fentphone
im sorry to say i follow that horrible repulsive Maia poet creature because I find her kind of attractive and I think I could change her
>>720341
anon
so strange that we can express our feelings by listening to music.
fentphone
>>720341
finally someone else who gets it
labrys
i cd fix maia poet
fentphone
Maia Poet would fall in love with me im deadass
labrys
maia looks a lot like this serial abuser tboy i used to know
>>720350>>720352
anon
>>720348
sounds based when u put it that way
anon
im probably going to be chilling tmrw idk what to do all my friends r busy
labrys
i could fix maia
labrys
not make her retransition though i hate men
anon
its a major city but idk
anon
looking firward to the finn music tbh
anon
i kinda wanna pull up to a bar and flirt with girlies but i have social anxiety
>>720362
fentphone
sometimes I get mad when my friends crush on these garbage men but then they get mad at me for crushing on people like captain howdie and Maia poet and I realise it goes both ways
labrys
>>720352
the fact i know several serial abuser tboys says something
anon
>>720359
Just do it, the anxiety will only go away with practice, and the girlies will like you
>>720364
anon
>>720362
last time i tried that i got pinned down on her bed, probably because she was mad at me for flirting with her, so
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