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anon
>>721371
I'm part of the whole Yale thing
anon
>>721373
the wood. mighta been straw
anon
before the hibab one
anon
I posted a pic of myself with the katana
nonners
.play yale is no different than hamas
anon
damn i just wanted to listen to tunes and yall slaughtered it
nonners
you cant listen to tunes here its against the rules
straw bury
.play music
anon
wait
anon
>>721380
I don't really have the uh gay lisp tbh, but I wish it did, it can be kinda cute when a guy gets sassy with it lol
>>721387
anon
ffs
anon
im not actyally gay im just attracted sometimes
>>721391
nonners
>>721385
you didnt do any study liar
anon
.play I am NOT gay, I just have sex with men and relationships with women law and order svu
straw bury
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
(im listening to acid bath)
anon
i was just hoping for that 80s classic
anon
huey is ALWAYS sigma thobeit
anon
tbh I saw a video of a twink getting (redacted) earlier and the top said he "doesn't think he can go back to pussy after this" and that was hot as fuck to be quite honest
>>721399
straw bury
sigh
straw bury
i remember when carl would get booted for not censoring his horniness how the board has fallen
>>721404>>721405
straw bury
>>721405
>the top said he "doesn't think he can go back to pussy after this" and that was hot as fuck to be quite honest
>>721410
anon
too late
anon
THATS THE POWER OF LOVE
anon
and im sigma. aint banging no broads that dont appreciate huey lewis and the news
anon
>>721413
I mean that makes sense though, terminal is superior in every single way, GUI was a mistake
>>721420
anon
i like that one picture i cant find
shrimp
>>721417
yes im actually falling in love with terminal. i downloaded terminator and its like why do i need an IDE to program when i can just use a bunch of terminal programs
anon
In a perfect world, libpol would work in lynx
anon
I use terminal for most stuff to be honest
nonners
>>721413
it just outputs text what else do you want
straw bury
heres to hoping that i die of carbon monoxide poisoning in my sleep tonite
straw bury
got rid of my co2 detector and all cuz thats the most im willing to do lole
nonners
tell your cat i said meow
anon
if u wanna get 80s. the scarface soundtrack is goated
anon
Alright, putting my chicken in the oven
straw bury
man i wish i was a woman
anon
.play man i feel like a woman
straw bury
<3
anon
Okay, how about this
>Goodnight StrawGirl, I wish I could (redacted) you until you are completely wiped out then tuck you in for a good sleep
anon
^_^
anon
this vid is true but not rlly
anon
eh nvm i cant be bothered
anon
but this particular song currently playing got me bobbing my head
Luca
.play snowbound donald fagen
anon
.play damien jurado sheets
anon
like, unfortunate in school yknow
anon
kek
anon
somebody literally said, "man i wish i was a woman"
anon
so there
nonners
wtf are these guys wearing
anon
2000s country is very inclusive :)
anon
i think my cats retarded tbh
anon
im no shania twain fan but somebody else said it
anon
.play chuck berry maybelline
anon
i got a soft spot for grils names with "M" or "V"
anon
but my fagen is gonna get ash all over his record in this album cover
anon
i dig but this album cover looks like he put a man's picture in his dashboard. sax good
>>721467
Luca
>>721466
The thing about Fagen is that a lot of his shit is pretty sardonic, especially if you've ever listened to the Dan. The album itself has a sci-fi theme, he's a pretty big fan of the sci-fi literature from the period he grew up, among other authors like William Burroughs and Nabokov. But the titular vehicle "Kamakiri" of the Kamakiriad is a like weird car that's all futuristic and comes with all sorts of features.
>>721468>>721469
anon
mmm
anon
and please, sardonic. im not quite sure
Luca
>>721469
I assume so. I can play the song with the car, if you want.
>>721474
Luca
.play Trans-island skyway
anon
fr idk
Luca
>>721474
"disdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking"
anon
actually just give me a quick lesson. what year is this from?
Luca
Hmm, iirc the Kamakiriad album is from sometime in the 80s
anon
Oh goodness gracious
anon
i dig
anon
>>721482
i thought it mightve been somerhing kinda meta
anon
i dig fr
Luca
>>721477
Depends on the song. In his Steely Dan albums and his own solo albums, it's not always explicitly ironic, but an exploration of an unsavory character. Think of it like a short story from an author.
anon
wait he played with steely dan?
>>721487
Luca
>>721486
Steely Dan was less of a band, more the core two members, Fagen and Becker, who collected session musicians to do their bidding in the studio. They were notoriously perfectionist.
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
well ill let chuck play
anon
but after that im diggin this fellow you showed me
anon
We talking about Steely Dan?
>>721493
anon
i thought steely dan was one of those mega bands
Luca
>>721491
Yes, and by extension Fagen.
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
well i thought steely dan was like the highwaymen
>>721500
anon
.play deacon blues steely dan
>>721497
Luca
>>721496
oh my god, you're playing their magnum opus
anon
so this currently playing song is the GOAT?
>>721502
anon
Yes
Luca
>>721495
Steely Dan is interesting because they had an evolving style, but Fagen and Becker have always incorporated a little bit of Jazz flair, it just became more apparent as the years went on.
>>721501
Luca
>>721498
No, this is just the song about the futuristic car.
anon
other anon said yes
anon
two steely dan anons
Luca
twinkanon could be a character in a steely dan song :^)
>>721508
anon
one of em is uh
anon
whats the name?
anon
i mean, its good, but i dunno
anon
im bobbing ny head anyway
anon
driving a imaginary corvette
Luca
The lyrics are pretty fun, I believe it was last verse he picked up some random girl from the wreck of a fiery crash lol
anon
.play haitian divorce steely dan
>>721514
Luca
what's your favorite dan song, twinkanon?
>>721517
anon
what was twinks name again?
anon
>>721515
Specifically? The Royal Scam, from The Royal Scam. My favorite album because my dad had it on vinyl and I always loved the cover tbh
>>721518
Luca
>>721517
The cover's great. I have that shit on my shelf. Also have a vinyl copy of Gaucho and Aja
anon
...yall make me feel young :p
Luca
.play everything must go Steely Dan
anon
.play the highwaymen
Luca
>>721521
It was two dudes and they had session musicians. So basically, people they hired. Whoever could play their perfectionist vision would make it onto the record.
>>721525>>721524
Luca
>>721525
Yes, they were notorious for it. Especially since a lot of the equipment they were using was analog (time period), it was a bit more difficult to satisfy their tastes. I think during Gaucho Fagen joked with the engineer Roger Nichols or somebody, "can't you just get a fucking machine to play it" in reference to a drum sequence. So the dude spent a year learning 6502 assembly and programmed a drum machine called Wendl that attempted to make a less crappy sounding digital sample into something for their tracks.
>>721535>>721529
anon
>>721521
If you are asking something along the lines of "are they as full of heavy hitters as Led Zeppelin", not quite
>>721530
anon
cat says hi again hes laying on the griddle
anon
meows when he digs the music yknow
anon
this is actually the basedest song i heard and im not being ironic
anon
roll tide
Luca
>>721536
I think some of it comes from curiosity about the drum machine, it was probably some rabbit hole I went down. I think technically it was very interesting to me, especially the era transitioning between digital and analog equipment. I've done some signal processing and audio stuff for my own interest and some school projects, so the subject is a bit fascinating to me. Also just obsessively buy books on electronics and whatever else captures my interest. I think I first started learning about synths and stuff from some fucking stupid book, "Computer Music Tutorial" by Curtis Roads. Dude was a pretty famous composer, I believe. But he's great, he keeps it relatively simple, but also includes all the technical details needed for a musician.
>>721538>>721539
anon
>>721537
i could also at ramble at length
anon
So did you start on the synth/keyboard?
>>721541
Luca
>>721540
I played piano as a kid. Didn't really understand much until now though lol. I also really love electronics, so naturally, I wanted to understand how analog synthesizers and some of the signal processing works. It's been a year or two long project thus far, going from knowing literally nothing to being at least somewhat informed.
>>721542>>721543
anon
>>721541
sounds like you prefer the synth
anon
>>721541
if u played piano as a kid, i reckon the rest come naturally
anon
>>721547
i get you, dont sell urself short tho i bet its all bangers
anon
you write stuff for yourself?
Luca
I just basically do it out of technical curiosity. That's how it is in my life. I pick up something because I find it fascinating and then try to understand it well enough. Usually there are fleeting and shifting moments of interest. But it's generally a couple of things that capture my attention at once.
anon
you ever get your own song stuck in your head?
anon
YES YES YES IT'S TIME TO ARGUE WITH LITERAL WHOS ON TWITTER ABOUT THE RWANDAN GENOCIDE
>>721553
anon
you know what i mean
anon
They are making a really dumb argument essentially
anon
The Rwandan Genocide was like uniquely evil, legitimately. They are like "oh the Rwandan Genocide Commission found that starvation is a paradigmatic element of genocide" and I am like... that's a very narrow look. Because yes, forced starvation was part of it, but you are also kinda leaving out the part where the Hutus literally clogged a river with dead bodies because they were "sending the Tutsis back to where they belong" and this literally collapsed the fishing industry in Uganda because you couldn't cast a net without pulling up a dead body
>>721558
anon
i came here to get away from /pol/ cuz the epstein files got me heated
anon
And then they are like trying to be like "and the Interahamwe got their weapons from the EUROPEANS" and I am like... yes, because the Interahamwe was at war with the RPF for years
>>721560
anon
The United States
anon
i intend to capture joseph kony soon
anon
myself, bc nobody else is
Luca
>>721566
He was that crazy dude who went around naked, no? I know literally nothing about African history.
>>721570
anon
>>721567
No, General Butt Naked was a Liberian warlord, but then like after the war, he became a born again Christian, started a bunch of charities to take care of former child soldiers, and pushed for the creation of a court for war crimes in Liberia. The flip side is that General Butt Naked was legitimately one of the most evil and horrific warlords in Liberia at the time, like truly deranged and horrible shit
>>721570>>721571>>721574
anon
>>721568
>>721569
I have studied it and intend to stop Kony. I think I can talk him into surrender.
anon
>>721569
General Butt Naked is outside of my mission to capture Kony.
anon
but uh, im gonna do a kikestarter or something
>>721754
anon
i think i only need $10k but $30k would guarantee success
Luca
>>721569
That's... quite the legacy. I had definitely heard his story at some point. Actually wait, I do I know a *little* about African history, Gao, Songhai empire, etc. some of the medieval nations in western Africa. But pretty surface level stuff.
>>721578
anon
.play townes van rake
anon
Somolia is the only African nation that chose Islam by choice.
anon
we ought organize a troon invasion into Africa
anon
>>721574
Most of my knowledge is from contemporary times
anon
Like start of decolonization to today
Luca
Do you know anything about Equatorial Guinea, the only spanish speaking nation in Africa?
>>721584>>721585
anon
I only really know the medieval stuff as vague context
anon
#KONY2012
anon
you guys can come with me
anon
my cat has one eye we'll bring him too
Luca
>>721584
They had some horrible dictator who was mentally ill, no? What was his name?
>>721594
anon
>>721588
.play joan baez heres to you
anon
it has the best music in a game unironically
Luca
doesn't really interest me
anon
i got this song on vinyl :p
anon
.play those were the days my friend
anon
my cat has one eye so its relevant yknow
anon
.play david bowie diamond dogs
anon
Basically he erased any hope at their being an educated middle class in the country, so it's basically:
>impoverished
>foreign expert
>friends of the government
And that's what the class system is there
>>721599
anon
>>721598
rather rude to explain it during mine :p
anon
r u a real commie?
anon
No, I am a capitalist
anon
its hard to find allies
anon
i like you so head first in the chipper
anon
oooh she cute af
anon
This is what Nguema listened to on the Christmas Day Massacre
anon
my cat would meow at her
anon
пртитл
anon
Nguema was like Pol Pot tier and it's a shame that nobody cares about African history lol
>>721615
anon
Because the guy was legit like fuckin insane
anon
>>721613
no joke, would you help me find Kony if there were pay in it?
>>721618
anon
>>721618
100 or so men and Kony is still alive
anon
Less than that at this point
>>721621
anon
>>721620
more men than the two of us
anon
but he's out there, and somebody needs to stop him
anon
nobody else cares, but i do
anon
.play tancred allston
anon
Everyone is more interested in carving up the Congo for yet another massive showdown
>>721626
anon
>>721625
holy shit you actually know a lot about africa
anon
That's a relative term
anon
I know much more than the average person, because the average person knows literally nothing
anon
>>721629
will you help me stop kony? or, can you?
anon
unironically....gotta stop kony
anon
i have a plan
anon
>>721634
you won't help? we really can help africa in the long run
anon
you know a lot and I'm willing to help
anon
Kony is down to like 50 or so fighters that all just want to go home instead of starving in Sudan
anon
The Ugandans don't really care about him anymore
>>721640
anon
And in all likelihood you would be better off finding a way to avert the massive continent spanning war that will kick off as a result of the M23
>>721643
anon
>>721638
Kony is alive with 10p men. Well trained men, that he kidnapped as children.
anon
100*
anon
.play spill canvas black dresses
anon
being serious, kony kidnaps children. even if he has only 50 men, nobody else is doing anything
>>721646
anon
>>721643
Tutsi militia run by the Rwandans to destabilize and more or less pillage the DRC
anon
>>721644
The unfortunate reality of this world is that often the evil will go unpunished because there are too many fires to put out
>>721662>>721648
anon
>>721646
so why cant we go into the ugandan brush and fix it?
anon
Pretty sure he's in Sudan, but either way, I don't wanna get caught up in what's going to happen down there
anon
Like I am serious, it's gonna end up burning real quick
>>721651
anon
>>721650
will you allow me to speak my plan? dont tell kony
anon
so we go, and ideally find the cia or fsb etc
anon
they have no interest in keeping the lra aflost
anon
hire a translator, buy a truck, rifles
anon
and a drone
anon
speak to the locals and find kony
anon
and kony is christian and speaks fkuent english
anon
so I convince him to surrender
anon
and if he doesnt, i give him 24 hours to retreat cuz im honourable
anon
>>721646
and you speak ugandan. i was worried about that. if the translator betrays us you'll see
anon
>>721659
i have a irl fren too i can totally get him to do it for free kinda
anon
pay later
anon
As I said, if I am going to be forming a paramilitary group and moving into Africa, it's going to be deal with the M23 movement
>>721666>>721671
anon
>>721665
if you ride with me into africa you can do yhat after
anon
if ur american i intend to buy us passage on a ship
anon
me, you, and my irl fren on a boat
anon
and my cat says hi
anon
.play takyon death grips
anon
>>721665
unironically pls tell me about africa cause im trying to learn
>>721672
anon
.play bix car racer there is
anon
why is it okay with people? Kony still lives but nobody cares and he's the evilest mf
anon
but somehow im the only one who intends to stop him?
anon
>>721674
Basically Uganda has been under Museveni for decades, who has a hot and cold relationship with the Tutsi government in Rwanda. He likes the situation as it is right now, with a weak DRC, but he doesn't really like that the Rwandans fuck around as hard as they do. He's also been having trouble dealing with the pro-Democracy forces in his country, but for an African autocrat, he's done a decent job of maintaining power
>>721683
anon
>>721684
The de facto dictator of Uganda, he's been in charge more or less since Idi Amin, there was a period of civil war after his overthrow, but like we are talking the interim in charge were there for a few months at most. Museveni has been around for 40 years at this point.
anon
Kony mutilates children, can we do that first?
anon
But the Ugandans like to have their fingers in every single thing, they fuck around in the current Tigray war, in the DRC, in Sudan
>>721688
anon
English
anon
>>721675
There are some parts of Africa that are quite nice, and some parts that are not so nice. I'd say I wouldn't want to be anywhere near central Africa right now
anon
I think you're just making fun, but I legit believe in this
>>721696
anon
>>721694
I am not making fun of anything, everything I've said has been accurate
>>721697
anon
fuckin with me
anon
hmm
anon
.play brand new noro
anon
Nah, if I was fucking with you, I'd make up more interesting lies
>>721704
anon
If I was fucking with you I WOULD BE SPREADING my anti-Kagame propaganda
anon
>>721705
At first, I learned about the First Congo Conflict and thought "Damn that shit was insane" then I started reading up more and more, eventually going through the original UN documents on the Rwandan genocide, the original text of the Arusha accords, things like that, had to start learning about the countries neighboring the DRC, then I had to learn about Uganda and how they fuck with everybody, Zimbabwe, the South Africans, and then eventually I just started learning about the whole continent because I thought it was interesting. There's like an insane amount of interconnectedness and realpolitik that makes it interesting.
>>721708
anon
Like it sounds like I am fucking with you, but it is seriously like a Hideo Kojima game
anon
The way that everything is just like you'll be reading something, then be like "... hold on... that name... wait wasn't this guy also doing this at the time?"
>>721712
anon
>>721711
we need to survive in the african brush
anon
>>721713
im not even joking about this, yknow.
anon
i intend to stop kony
anon
Kony has been stopped
anon
Now he is going to die an inglorious death hiding in Sudan
>>721719
anon
he is alive
anon
and i hope to either bring him to justice or shoot him dead. i prefer the former
anon
Yeah, and he will die in shame.
>>721722
anon
>>721721
are you willing to join me in africa?
anon
Maybe
anon
useless
anon
.play marshal tucker fire on the mountain
anon
>>721724
i unironically need somebody with knowledge of africa
anon
you presented yoursrlf as such an expert in the DRC
anon
I would say that it is a relative term, the average person knows nothing about it, and like to be quite honest alot of people that handle foreign policy in that region are unironically also very clueless, I think that there is alot of things I do not know about the region, but the fact that I know *anything* puts me well beyond average
>>721730
anon
>>721729
Do you know any of the languages.
anon
And if not, are you adept with firearms or driving vehicles?
anon
You occasionally run into the language barrier, but I just translate it with google lol. I do know how to shoot and drive manual, which would be important in Africa
anon## global mod
Is everyone getting along? How are the early worms
>>721740
anon
.play tancred the ring
anon
me and anon are gonna bring down kony
>>721736
anon
:(
anon
gotta get kony myself
anon
We are talking about Africa, but I am prob gonna sleep soon
anon## global mod
>>721740
#edit add "with kindness" to the end
anon
i think i can talk Kony into surrender
anon## global mod
how sweet, nonners
>>721744
nonners
>>721743
#editai change how sweet to fuck you
nonners
??????
anon## global mod
agahahdfksajfgldsafdasiho
nonners
abuysuing mod powers
anon
i did not remember it would do that
anon
here let me help you
anon
.play x gon give it y
nonners
i reported th emod
anon
I like that like Africa fought a WW1 sized conflict, then paused to autoscramble the teams because Rwanda, Zimbabwe, Uganda, and Angola all on one team wasn't fair, then immediately went back to fighting another WW1 sized conflict. And then like nobody cared
anon
>>721759
:)
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anon## global mod
Our good friend, mister test.
nonners
.play the tuss powertran
salary-puppygirl
Working hard today :3
salary-puppygirl
oh this place is dead... who turned off the spam campaign :<
>>721767>>721768
anon
>>721766
it's not just dead just late
nonners
its not late at all
nonners
fix your timezone
nonners
consider moving

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