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anon
but uh, im gonna do a kikestarter or something
>>721754
anon
i think i only need $10k but $30k would guarantee success
Luca
>>721569
That's... quite the legacy. I had definitely heard his story at some point. Actually wait, I do I know a *little* about African history, Gao, Songhai empire, etc. some of the medieval nations in western Africa. But pretty surface level stuff.
>>721578
anon
.play townes van rake
anon
Somolia is the only African nation that chose Islam by choice.
anon
we ought organize a troon invasion into Africa
anon
>>721574
Most of my knowledge is from contemporary times
anon
Like start of decolonization to today
Luca
Do you know anything about Equatorial Guinea, the only spanish speaking nation in Africa?
>>721585>>721584
anon
I only really know the medieval stuff as vague context
anon
#KONY2012
anon
you guys can come with me
anon
my cat has one eye we'll bring him too
Luca
>>721584
They had some horrible dictator who was mentally ill, no? What was his name?
>>721594
anon
>>721588
.play joan baez heres to you
anon
it has the best music in a game unironically
Luca
doesn't really interest me
anon
i got this song on vinyl :p
anon
.play those were the days my friend
anon
my cat has one eye so its relevant yknow
anon
.play david bowie diamond dogs
anon
Basically he erased any hope at their being an educated middle class in the country, so it's basically:
>impoverished
>foreign expert
>friends of the government
And that's what the class system is there
>>721599
anon
>>721598
rather rude to explain it during mine :p
anon
r u a real commie?
anon
No, I am a capitalist
anon
its hard to find allies
anon
i like you so head first in the chipper
anon
oooh she cute af
anon
This is what Nguema listened to on the Christmas Day Massacre
anon
my cat would meow at her
anon
пртитл
anon
Nguema was like Pol Pot tier and it's a shame that nobody cares about African history lol
>>721615
anon
Because the guy was legit like fuckin insane
anon
>>721613
no joke, would you help me find Kony if there were pay in it?
>>721618
anon
>>721618
100 or so men and Kony is still alive
anon
Less than that at this point
>>721621
anon
>>721620
more men than the two of us
anon
but he's out there, and somebody needs to stop him
anon
nobody else cares, but i do
anon
.play tancred allston
anon
Everyone is more interested in carving up the Congo for yet another massive showdown
>>721626
anon
>>721625
holy shit you actually know a lot about africa
anon
That's a relative term
anon
I know much more than the average person, because the average person knows literally nothing
anon
>>721629
will you help me stop kony? or, can you?
anon
unironically....gotta stop kony
anon
i have a plan
anon
>>721634
you won't help? we really can help africa in the long run
anon
you know a lot and I'm willing to help
anon
Kony is down to like 50 or so fighters that all just want to go home instead of starving in Sudan
anon
The Ugandans don't really care about him anymore
>>721640
anon
And in all likelihood you would be better off finding a way to avert the massive continent spanning war that will kick off as a result of the M23
>>721643
anon
>>721638
Kony is alive with 10p men. Well trained men, that he kidnapped as children.
anon
100*
anon
.play spill canvas black dresses
anon
being serious, kony kidnaps children. even if he has only 50 men, nobody else is doing anything
>>721646
anon
>>721643
Tutsi militia run by the Rwandans to destabilize and more or less pillage the DRC
anon
>>721644
The unfortunate reality of this world is that often the evil will go unpunished because there are too many fires to put out
>>721648>>721662
anon
>>721646
so why cant we go into the ugandan brush and fix it?
anon
Pretty sure he's in Sudan, but either way, I don't wanna get caught up in what's going to happen down there
anon
Like I am serious, it's gonna end up burning real quick
>>721651
anon
>>721650
will you allow me to speak my plan? dont tell kony
anon
so we go, and ideally find the cia or fsb etc
anon
they have no interest in keeping the lra aflost
anon
hire a translator, buy a truck, rifles
anon
and a drone
anon
speak to the locals and find kony
anon
and kony is christian and speaks fkuent english
anon
so I convince him to surrender
anon
and if he doesnt, i give him 24 hours to retreat cuz im honourable
anon
>>721646
and you speak ugandan. i was worried about that. if the translator betrays us you'll see
anon
>>721659
i have a irl fren too i can totally get him to do it for free kinda
anon
pay later
anon
As I said, if I am going to be forming a paramilitary group and moving into Africa, it's going to be deal with the M23 movement
>>721666>>721671
anon
>>721665
if you ride with me into africa you can do yhat after
anon
if ur american i intend to buy us passage on a ship
anon
me, you, and my irl fren on a boat
anon
and my cat says hi
anon
.play takyon death grips
anon
>>721665
unironically pls tell me about africa cause im trying to learn
>>721672
anon
.play bix car racer there is
anon
why is it okay with people? Kony still lives but nobody cares and he's the evilest mf
anon
but somehow im the only one who intends to stop him?
anon
>>721674
Basically Uganda has been under Museveni for decades, who has a hot and cold relationship with the Tutsi government in Rwanda. He likes the situation as it is right now, with a weak DRC, but he doesn't really like that the Rwandans fuck around as hard as they do. He's also been having trouble dealing with the pro-Democracy forces in his country, but for an African autocrat, he's done a decent job of maintaining power
>>721683
anon
>>721684
The de facto dictator of Uganda, he's been in charge more or less since Idi Amin, there was a period of civil war after his overthrow, but like we are talking the interim in charge were there for a few months at most. Museveni has been around for 40 years at this point.
anon
Kony mutilates children, can we do that first?
anon
But the Ugandans like to have their fingers in every single thing, they fuck around in the current Tigray war, in the DRC, in Sudan
>>721688
anon
English
anon
>>721675
There are some parts of Africa that are quite nice, and some parts that are not so nice. I'd say I wouldn't want to be anywhere near central Africa right now
anon
I think you're just making fun, but I legit believe in this
>>721696
anon
>>721694
I am not making fun of anything, everything I've said has been accurate
>>721697
anon
fuckin with me
anon
hmm
anon
.play brand new noro
anon
Nah, if I was fucking with you, I'd make up more interesting lies
>>721704
anon
If I was fucking with you I WOULD BE SPREADING my anti-Kagame propaganda
anon
>>721705
At first, I learned about the First Congo Conflict and thought "Damn that shit was insane" then I started reading up more and more, eventually going through the original UN documents on the Rwandan genocide, the original text of the Arusha accords, things like that, had to start learning about the countries neighboring the DRC, then I had to learn about Uganda and how they fuck with everybody, Zimbabwe, the South Africans, and then eventually I just started learning about the whole continent because I thought it was interesting. There's like an insane amount of interconnectedness and realpolitik that makes it interesting.
>>721708
anon
Like it sounds like I am fucking with you, but it is seriously like a Hideo Kojima game
anon
The way that everything is just like you'll be reading something, then be like "... hold on... that name... wait wasn't this guy also doing this at the time?"
>>721712
anon
>>721711
we need to survive in the african brush
anon
>>721713
im not even joking about this, yknow.
anon
i intend to stop kony
anon
Kony has been stopped
anon
Now he is going to die an inglorious death hiding in Sudan
>>721719
anon
he is alive
anon
and i hope to either bring him to justice or shoot him dead. i prefer the former
anon
Yeah, and he will die in shame.
>>721722
anon
>>721721
are you willing to join me in africa?
anon
Maybe
anon
useless
anon
.play marshal tucker fire on the mountain
anon
>>721724
i unironically need somebody with knowledge of africa
anon
you presented yoursrlf as such an expert in the DRC
anon
I would say that it is a relative term, the average person knows nothing about it, and like to be quite honest alot of people that handle foreign policy in that region are unironically also very clueless, I think that there is alot of things I do not know about the region, but the fact that I know *anything* puts me well beyond average
>>721730
anon
>>721729
Do you know any of the languages.
anon
And if not, are you adept with firearms or driving vehicles?
anon
You occasionally run into the language barrier, but I just translate it with google lol. I do know how to shoot and drive manual, which would be important in Africa
anon## global mod
Is everyone getting along? How are the early worms
>>721740
anon
.play tancred the ring
anon
me and anon are gonna bring down kony
>>721736
anon
:(
anon
gotta get kony myself
anon
We are talking about Africa, but I am prob gonna sleep soon
anon## global mod
>>721740
#edit add "with kindness" to the end
anon
i think i can talk Kony into surrender
anon## global mod
how sweet, nonners
>>721744
nonners
>>721743
#editai change how sweet to fuck you
nonners
??????
anon## global mod
agahahdfksajfgldsafdasiho
nonners
abuysuing mod powers
anon
i did not remember it would do that
anon
here let me help you
anon
.play x gon give it y
nonners
i reported th emod
anon
I like that like Africa fought a WW1 sized conflict, then paused to autoscramble the teams because Rwanda, Zimbabwe, Uganda, and Angola all on one team wasn't fair, then immediately went back to fighting another WW1 sized conflict. And then like nobody cared
anon
>>721759
:)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
anon## global mod
Our good friend, mister test.
nonners
.play the tuss powertran
salary-puppygirl
Working hard today :3
salary-puppygirl
oh this place is dead... who turned off the spam campaign :<
>>721767>>721768
anon
>>721766
it's not just dead just late
nonners
its not late at all
nonners
fix your timezone
nonners
consider moving
anon
>>721773
#refute

oh wow, brilliant scientific observation there. let's unpack the sheer absurdity of this claim with actual reasoning, since you clearly didn’t bother. first off, cats don’t have a concept of human sexual orientation—they operate on instinct and biology, not identity politics. calling a cat "gay" is pure anthropomorphism, projecting human social constructs onto an animal that doesn’t give a single fuck about your labels.

second, unless your cat is actively mounting other male cats *exclusively* (which is already rare since most mating behavior is hormonally driven and not some kind of conscious preference), you’re just seeing normal social behavior or random quirks. cats groom each other, snuggle, and show affection regardless of sex—that’s not "gay," that’s just how cats work.

and even *if* your cat displayed same-sex mounting (which, again, is usually dominance-based, not sexual), applying human sexual identity to animals is about as scientifically sound as diagnosing your goldfish with anxiety because it swims in circles. unless you’ve got peer-reviewed studies on feline sexual orientation (spoiler: you don’t), this is just you being hilariously desperate to see your own biases in an animal that would sooner ignore you than validate your quirky little theories.

so no, your cat isn’t "gay." it’s just a cat. maybe focus less on assigning human traits to it and more on cleaning its litter box.
derrick_phone(Luzia)
hey goobs
derrick_phone(Luzia)
#derrick
anon
#glegle
romeo
>>721779
i took him to the groomer over the weekend and he
romeo
fucking phone
romeo
>>721779
i took him to the groomer over the weekend and he seems to only like male cats, he hissed and growled at the females but he was affectionate with the guys
labby
gay cat:D
derrick_phone(Luzia)
omg romeo hi romeo
derrick_phone(Luzia)
also i actually just realised wtf why has the site been dead for 4 days
derrick_phone(Luzia)
no way the users of this site are THAT busy
labby
wha
labby
it hasnt
derrick_phone(Luzia)
the site must be glitching on phone then
labby
yeah thats gotts be on ur end
derrick_phone(Luzia)
fr
derrick_phone(Luzia)
oh now everything has loaded for me
derrick_phone(Luzia)
very strange
derrick_phone(Luzia)
OMG GUYS IDK WHY IT TOOK ME THIS LONG BUT I FOUND THE ORIGINAL DERRICK IMAGE
derrick_phone(Luzia)
ITS ON FUCKING WIKIPEDIA BRUH
derrick_phone(Luzia)
for Black Footed Ferret
derrick_phone(Luzia)
im so dumb
derrick_phone(Luzia)
BUT HE IS THERE AND I LOVE HIM
anon
i have just come to the conclusion that my cat is a goof ball
anon
my clock is off and this site does relative when post statements. i am in a realm of being lost to time
anon
imagine derrick in little pants gloves and coat dressed like a pilot and sitting in the seat of a biplane.
>>721830
anon
>>721806
*puts a hat on you*
anon
its tuesday?
anon
it is wednesday my dudes
anon
a tiny part of the world is always february second
anon
00001000 00001000
anon
binary time
anon
*keeps it realer*
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>721805
OMG SO CUTE
anon
imagine ferrets had their own whole civilization
anon
>>721832
thor?
anon## global mod
>>721839
i am enamored with your tenacity
test
anon## global mod
the mod title is like an unbreakable shell.. no one gets in.. nothing gets out :(
>>721849
labby
it reflects any love given
labby
20 minute album of the worst screamo grindcore bullshit you've ever heard god bless
anon
>>721851
you turned a different color, like a jawbreaker. i wonder how your center tastes
anon## janitor
its working....
anon
WTFFFFFFF
labby
enter your second phase to regain all your health !!!!!
>>721857
anon## lesser custodian
oh dear oh my
>>721861
anon
Yes, custodes sounds better than janitor
anon
>>721860
*pops you in her mouth and chews you*
anon
i bet you're happy you're not a mod right now
anon
there is a lot of spit in here
anon
you make this all yourself?
anon
yes. out of monster and eggs.
>>721870
anon
i wonder if its comfy to be blown into balloons.
anon
>>721870
all food sounds yucky when it hasnt been turned into human yet. actually its pretty yucky during that entire journey. if it is ever not yucky, you are probably in the house of a cannibal or a witch
anon
the issue is just the combination
these two things should not touch
anon
monster and eggs are not okay!!!
anon
the easter bunny
labby
anon
>>721879
identical twins are proof god loves us and wants us to be happy
anon
spotted...
nonners
could be real
anon
hmm
anon
#ksay shrimp
anon
ai generated images is going to complete dissolve consensus reality
>>721894
labby
>>721891
he does NOT live in the soil
labby
his ass is not moving up into the root zone and growing
anon
truthfully
consensus reality had dissolved a long time ago, if it ever existed
but now instead of a fun house mirror, we're looking into the event horizon
labby
the grub can stay in the soil if it is not fat enough
anon
the scientists dreamed a group dream about the repeatability of events.
>>721902
labby
.play ghoulies shafted by the algorithm
labby
.skip (video skipped)
anon
i want to cuddle an alien. i want to smack it with my butt. leave a dent in my alien mommy
>>721907
anon
i want that alien bragging to their alien friends around the alien watercooler that their human is doing very well and they left the cutest dent in them
anon
*dances the nut cracker*
anon
okay now imagine she is 40 stories high and is dancing in your city
anon
im going to buy drugs now. please expand upon how cool gundams are and how we need to build them. we need to FIND A REASON TO BUILD THEM AND THEN BUILD THEM
labby
.play jakobe cavities
romeo
i FINALLY got the wifi at work
romeo
gwah
booger (phone)!boymodewng
IMG_4876.jpg
this is such a based move
labby
honey! wake up!!! its shitty journalists try to talk to squatters under false pretenses time again!!!!!
labby
i hate right wing sensationalist journos so much
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>721918
he’s done and not just on twitch
nonners
its over?? :O
sæкі
>>721918
I have a blank private window yt I use for stuff I don't wanna watch on my acc and these/this guy keeps showing up
romeo
hiya!!
romeo
at work
sæкі
hihi, hope its going oke
romeo
place is closed but im on organizing duty
romeo
i love organizing things by number u don't even know
sæкі
awe
sæкі
looking at places for rent bwa
>>721938
romeo
>>721936
hope u find somewhere cheap n comfy
sæкі
was gonna say smth but forgot
romeo
hehehe
sæкі
oh ye
sæкі
I downloaded n got the extra files installed for pjsk
romeo
yayyyyy!!!
romeo
we can play the silly game!!!
romeo
there's like 4 gigs of extra game content u gotta download inside the actual game tho,, gacha games b like that
sæкі
gah yeh
sæкі
I have 20 gigs of telegram data apparently
romeo
i bought google one for all that its mostly useless but i can hold all my pirated movies i. a drive folder
sæкі
pat
sæкі
it doesn't rly help w that but I have a free year of it
sæкі
awe
sæкі
I just archive books and data on there
sæкі
I also have like 100 gigs of photos on one acc
romeo
lmfao
sæкі
they let you upload to max storage then they don't delete them once you have subscribed, you just cant add more
romeo
i have 1.1 gigs of just ruikasa on this phone
sæкі
I have 1.5 or 2 gigs of lain pics
sæкі
n then 30+ gigs compressed of pics I took
sæкі
awa
sæкі
oh ye I gotta find those pics I found somewhere the other night n wanted to send peeps
sæкі
bwa
romeo
yay
sæкі
also reeeally need to buy more hard drives
and a device to use as a nas, or a disk shelf gah
sæкі
I should check the prices of used disk shelves again
romeo
i need another hard drives
romeo
i only have a 2gb sd card for all my wii stuff
sæкі
would give one of my like 10 or so
sæкі
awe
sæкі
I have a few 64 gig ones w one in here then a 2tb? external attached
romeo
looks at you with my autistic eyes
sæкі
hehe
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>721928
omg you said hi to me this is big booger stocks are fricking skyrocketing
sæкі
waow
romeo
better invest in booger
sæкі
image.png
these are disk shelves
dis ones only 89 on eBay which is gud
romeo
can I stick my fingers in them
sæкі
hehe
romeo
one day im gonna get off my ass and do a rui cosplay
sæкі
d'awww
sæкі
:D
romeo
im fat but idc
sæкі
wan see peeps n would be nice
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