my diet is FUCKED

What should I eat

I already have pica and eat paper regularly

>>723031
excluding sex workers and crime that preys on people using these tactics

>>723082
Oh I just get free stuff and dinners from people somewhat often

>>723084
Fuck, I'm jealous. I hear of stories where my friends go to gay bars on nights which aren't hopping and they get drinks and stuff... I don't go to the bar alone though

>>723085
I mean you are full blown twinked out, so you could prob get someone to buy you drinks and stuff

>>723085
You can go out to the gay bar with me to pick up a third

I want to go to the bar with everyone here! :D

>>723094
going alone just sounds intimidating, I'd probably end up in a corner people watching as I sip on my drink anyway

>>723100
Oh yeah no, it is intimidating. You are more of like... the Turing kind of gay lol

what would you make videos about?

>>723099
You'll have to age up then

I normally just go to divey bars though

>>723109
I got a good dive bar I frequent with friends... do I take a chance when I'm not busy and just say fuck it? Is a slow night or a busy night better?

Gay bars are fine, but I like throwing darts

>>723110
Are you talking to pick up guys?

>>723112
Not even, I just want more friends tbh lmao

>>723114
Err... I would say the way to go would be to go to a bar with a couple people you know, then meet new people kind of as a group, going to a dive bar alone and then making friends like... you are going to at best make talk with degenerate alcoholics especially on a weekday lol

>>723114
What you should find is a nice bar with some music that you can dance to, get a couple friends, go dance, find some person to dance with and take the risk to do it.

You should get absolutely hammered

>>723124
I fucking suck at approaching people though, and I'm always afraid people will misinterpret enthusiasm as some other signal

>>723136
That's why dancing is easy, you don't even really have to talk much, just sort of offer to dance with people. Then again, you are like a small little twinky bottom, so it's normally you that would get approached

Kind of doubt it, everyone here is intimidating and closed off... such is the way of the west coast

>>723138
idk, you could also try grindr, I know you'd find 10 thousand dick pics on there. But otherwise, I think you should try some extracurriculars and such to meet people in college

>>723140
Grindr I might get killed...

>>723140
I have, sir. Oh, I have. Many times.

People at my school are mostly commuting, so the culture is just go to school and fucking leave

>>723142
You kinda just have to go full send, take the risk, and probably fuck up a few times.

I have fucked up a few times. I'm fine with holding a conversation and small talk. Before I was wholly incapable. I think it might be a bit of a vulnerability problem

Like socializing is something you practice

I have been toying with the idea of getting my ham radio license since I have a lot of the knowledge required already, but occupied with school. Was thinking of the local ham radio club, unfortunately, knowing my area, it is probably old men. Not that I mind, but...

Okay I need to eat some food

>>723159
You can also do what I do and go out and eat food then talk to random people while you wait at the counter

I like making friends with all the employees and people around my neghborhood

>>723163
I am on my snake diet right now, I am eating like one meal a day lmao

>>723162
at least here, I feel culturally it's a little rude. Not a fan of bothering service workers, but that's my thing.

>>723170
Legit, people love when you compliment their hair or jewelry or like... just don't compliment in a weird way, but like if you notice that someone is dressed up or in something nice, they appreciate the complliment and it's an easy conversation starter

>>723174
I had a dude compliment my glasses in the school bathroom, that was bizarre lmao

>>723177
I would be complimenting something else if you know what I mean...

>>723178
I like small talk

>>723180
my impeccable knowledge of useless shit?

>>723184
No, your ass

Oh, well. Some people have complimented that. Actually, many.

>>723187
Oh really? I thought you were shy, but now you're talking about showing your ass off to everyone...

it's modestly sized

>>723188
NOT EVERYONE, just those who show themselves to be trustworthy

>>723190
I bet it looks fantastic

>>723193
#steal

>>723197
The flowchart in your brain
-compliment someone on their outfit
-use encyclopedic knowledge of every clothing brand and fashion to shunt into a conversation about fashion
-ask question about some hobbies they have
-wing it

>>723204
I like fashion and then I ask people about their hobbies, it's that simple

Really a big part is figuring out how to ask the other person stuff, like trying to shift into discussion about whatever it is they enjoy or what their day is like or what have you

>>723203
I like turtles...

>>723208
true, honestly just getting to know people is fun, everyone always has interesting shit to say. I think I just suck at the approach, is all.

>>723212
That's why the icebreaker of just complimenting someone is nice, and yeah sometimes it will flop, but usually they are appreciative of it

like the fella who complimented my glasses in the bathroom? idk why you would want to talk in a bathroom

Well yeah, I mean, the bathroom isn't a good place to start conversation that is normal, the bathroom is for drunk conversation or like talking about the weather and stuff. It's more of a MAN'S MAN conversation place where you say SPORT SPORT SPORT at each other

That's also why sports is a good conversation starter, because if you are watching like a big game in a bar, it's really easy to be like "John Football is a real great quarterback, nice throwing arm on him" and start up conversation that way

The only sport I have ever enjoyed watching is football, but I think that more has to do with the country rivalries... in my head somebody needs to fucking dethrone Argentina, those fucking gauchos

>>723220
Oh we talking AMERICAN GRIDIRON FOOTBALL like god intended, not your pansy little gay euro sports

I like soccer because they look cute too :3

That's true...

>>723221
You just haven't unlocked the secret..... gambling and incredibly in depth statistical analysis

SAEKI

What should I eat

>>723232
I had a sandwich yesterday

Pizza or burrito

>>723240
OH FUCK

You got me, that's true

I want a gyro plate

>>723248
Nah little caesars is the burger king of pizza, Papa John's is the McDonalds of pizza.

>>723272
confession time

>>723274
young whippershnapper

I'm old mid-20's

I actually hold on

.play there goes my hero

THERE GOES MY HERO

Did you say you would show up?

Don't be a dick, come on, you gotta do it

No, you gotta go, there's no choice...

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>>723322
That's like.... bizarre to deal with. I would frankly try to start from square one but really it's best to just let it go

I say talk to him, but like don't catch feelings or something, really try to just keep it friendly

>>723338
Wait... when did you revert from 1% bloober

>MAGA twitter openly bragging about their gerrymandering operation
lmao fuck this country holy shit

>If we repeal this section of the Voting Rights Act our gerrymandering operation will be even better, it's lights out for the house dems
>I don't know man, I am a republican, but I think communities should be able to vote for their politicians
>MAGA should focus on winning by any means necessary because we know what will happen if the DEMONcrats get in

This is legit like the exact conversation I just saw, holy shit

gyro plate fuck ye

>>723352
Yeah, quite frankly, I am done with decorum. I am all on board the "in it to win it, the left should play for keeps"

In order to say a damn thing about Mamdan Zohrani, it should be required that you write a ten page essay on what a dogshit human being Eric Adams is

Because I feel like the Cuomo v Mamdani shitflinging has caused Eric Adams being a corrupt stooge to get lost in the sauce, either of these guys are leagues better than Eric Adams

>>723369
Dems had a split senate under Biden and are a minority in Congress in both houses right now, idk why people further to the left are getting pissed when it's like welp... you didn't vote for em and now they have no actual power

I'm saying as a general rule, there's no political power to be exercised because they literally lost the 2024 election and they had a split senate under Biden

Your half the guys included guys like Manchin and Blue Dog democrats, who aren't going to go along with anything radical

Okay, then you get nothing passed because you have openly reviled a deciding vote, idk what you want, either get nothing done or get something done

The fact of the matter is we literally saw the exact thing play out that impeded the Democrats from "exercising power" over the past 12 or so years, like the SCOTUS said "the President has qualified immunity", the Senate who could end that immunity was split in two with Dems that were blue dogs that didn't want to piss their districts off, like that's what happens. Then because they didn't idk like fail miserably, they didn't get votes because "they weren't exercising their power"

>>723388
No, I think every person from the center left to the unions to the college lefties and everything in between are obsessed with stabbing each other in the back repeatedly instead of working against the common threat that hates everything every other group stands for. So when I see someone on the left stabbing the people they have alignment with "for not doing enough" when the constant stabbing is why they "couldn't do enough", it ticks me off.

It pisses me off just as much watching center left types stabbing Mamdani in the back

Yeah, there is "I think that welfare capitalism is good" and "I think that a state run utilities system is good" and all that, and then the other side is "I want to feed every hispanic in the country to alligators". I think that in this circumstance, you can find alignment with the guys that talk about actually making things work over the guys talking about feeding people to alligators

>>723393
I know, like I said, I hate watching the center left stabbing Mamdani, the Democrat coalition loves to backstab each other. But someone is going to just have to say "I am done with this" and let themselves relax with the knife still in their back. If it's gotta be my team, fine, so be it, because I know that guys like Mamdani aren't fascist maniacs.

>>723403
For me, all the attention in the NYC elections should be put sharply on Eric Adams being a corrupt asshole pig that has become a stooge for an aspiring autocrat, instead of on whether Mamdani is a socialist or if Cuomo sexually harassed someone

Then I'm a right winger

The liberal on the liberalpolitics board

I'm a liberal

Pretty firmly in the camp of a market economy

In the US, the center left is basically underpinned by social liberals and socialism is highly unpopular

With the rise of the internet and with younger people interacting more with foreign types, that's changed a bit

But it's still not really close to the mainstream for the left

Oh yeah

I know alot about the revisionism around the Holodomor