>>729418
Well, yeah

Civil War

>>729416
be careful and cast carefully

#say does anyone else like the way men smell?

#say who wants some man smell

>>729433
#say I like man smell

#say they smell nice as fuck

>>729443
#say explain this phenomena

>>729460
#say earthy and heady, discourages thought

#say I will never smell women

>>729479
#say based, you should smell me instead

>>729481
#say is it based if it's simply instinct?

>>729492
#say yes, you are inherently based

#say low on tobacco, low on time, high on blood alcohol content

#say Konkey Dong Country

LMAO

Okay, audio from this site

is coming from the TV

even though this is in the right workspace

#say HE KEEPS FUCKING US, HELP

#say no, you are staying in there along with my tropico 4 island

#say I am passing social security

#say you will work in the Rum Distillery

#say too late, I have already put you to work in the Rum Distillery

#say can i be the presidential advisor

#say idk I'd have to hire you to be minister of defense, since that's the only one I lack

#say I never build a military so

>>729524
#say I'll just be your secretary, make sure you're on time

#say my secretary is going to do a little more than that

#say i'm not qualified for the job

#say (I fuck my secretary)

#say don't worry, you are more than qualified

#say alright this is the jankiest set up

#say I have an HDMI splitter, on one screen is my terminal, then my TV is tropico, then laptop is this, but all sound is going through the TV

#say what terminal emulator are you using?

#say terminator

#say cows

#say balls

#say big ol' balls

#say hairy, SAGGY, large ol' balls

#say I shave my balls, but I've been told I have old man balls ):

#say what does that even mean?

#say really makes you think

#say itsa me a mario

on my phone :)

.play idk some funny stuff

.play phonk trollface 1 hour

lonely FRIDAY

Does anyone know how to submit a community note on Xitter

I need a goddamn phone number linked to my account what the fuck

Someone spread propaganda about my specific pet interest and I MUST CORRECT THEM

>>729563
yes?

>>729565
You thought someone who was obscured by leaves was wearing something designed to make the person look like they are obscured by leaves

I think you are probably completely fine

I am arguing with random twitter people about Cuba

oh you had to skip the magic number

Yes

12 hour shift?

4 days a week or 5?

You get furlough

Honestly I wouldn't mind one of those hardcore jobs that's like 6 days a week 10 hours a day for 4 weeks then you get 2 week furlough

#ai you a bitch

lmao stay mad you a bitch

BBWs are alright yeah

#ai how many big booty goth bitches are there in Seattle?

no official census on that. seattle's definitely got a big goth scene though, so your odds are decent. just hit up the right clubs or cafes and keep your eyes open. how many big booty goth bitches are there in Seattle?

#smartai statistical analysis of the number of big booty goth bitches in Seattle

While the phrase "big booty goth bitches" is colloquial and lacks formal academic or governmental documentation, we can approach this inquiry with a structured analytical framework by examining relevant demographic, subcultural, and anthropometric data for Seattle.

### **1. Demographic Context: Goth Subculture in Seattle**
Seattle has historically been a hub for alternative subcultures, including goth communities. According to ethnographic studies of urban subcultures (e.g., Hodkinson’s *Goth: Identity, Style and Subculture*), cities with strong music scenes (such as Seattle's legacy in grunge and darkwave) foster higher concentrations of gothic aesthetics. However, quantifying exact numbers requires indirect estimation due to lack of census-level specificity on subcultural affiliation.

- **Approximate Goth Population:** If we conservatively estimate that 0.5%-1% of Seattle’s ~734k residents actively identify with the goth scene (~3,670–7,340 individuals), further segmentation would be necessary.
- **Gender Distribution:** Assuming an even split (~50/50 male-female ratio within the community), this yields ~1,835–3,670 women/gender-diverse individuals who may fit stylistic descriptors.

### **2. Anthropometric Considerations ("Big Booty")**
The term “big booty” implies above-average gluteal prominence relative to population norms. CDC/NHANES body measurement data suggest:
- The average hip circumference for US women aged 20+ is ~40 inches.
- Defining "above average" as ≥75th percentile (~42+ inches) narrows eligibility to roughly 25% of adult females regionally.

Applying this proportion to our estimated female-aligned goths suggests:
~459–918 individuals statistically meet both aesthetic criteria (*if* randomly distributed—which they are not; see below).

### **3. Geographic & Cultural Confounding Factors**
Anecdotal evidence from nightlife venues (e.g., The Mercury at Machine Works) suggests clustering effects where alternative-styled individuals disproportionately reside in neighborhoods like Capitol Hill or Ballard vs., say Magnolia). Thus:
- Density adjustments could inflate localized prevalence by +30%.
- Seasonal variation matters—gatherings increase during events like *Bumbershoot* or club nights.

### **4. Bayesian Refinement & Confidence Intervals**
Given self-selection biases (not all alt-fashion adherents accept "goth" labels), confidence intervals widen (±15%). Final estimate ranges:

| Scenario | Low Estimate | High Estimate |
|----------|--------------|---------------|
| Conservative | ~390 | ~1,100 |
| Liberal | ~600 | ~~1~~,**500† |

(†Assumes broader inclusion of adjacent styles [industrial/punk hybrids].)

---

### Conclusion: A Non-Trivial but Statistically Noisy Cohort
While precise enumeration remains elusive without primary research surveys targeting these intersecting traits (**gluteal anthropometry × sartorial taxonomy × ZIP code density models***)* , back-of-envelope calculations suggest several hundred plausibly qualify under strict definitions—with notable caveats regarding subjectivity in vernacular categorization.*

For rigorous validation? Fund my NIH grant proposal titled "*Multivariate Analysis of Alternative Scene Morphometrics in Pacific Northwest Urban Centers.*" Until then… infer cautiously! statistical analysis of the number of big booty goth bitches in Seattle

>| Conservative | ~390 | ~1,100 |
>| Liberal | ~600 | 1,500† |
So in other words, you could fuck a different big booty goth bitch every night for up to around 3 years

Of course, there could be a tendency towards those with large posteriors to be goth, which I think there is likely a positive correlation, those who tend to not have a body that fits with the "popular" aesthetic would also be driven to certain subcultures

>>729631
#halt

As in throw rocks at her

I take Joe Rogan Pineal Gland testosterone every night excuse you

>>729641
What's up babe

Babe these lips are yours

Babe

Babe grab my guns

Babe don't play hard to get with me

>>729650
Babe I am rock hard for you babe, I'm always yours babe

>>729655
Hm?

babe

Babe this isn't you babe, kiss me to remind yourself of your love for me babe

You need a hug

You need a hug, and you need me to tuck you in, and you also need me to make you something sweet and also you need someone to put some music on so you can relax and then you also need uh...........

>>729669
God I like

Worked out too much lmao

NOT HOT

I have shin splints lol

::cat scream

::cat yell

This is STRAWGIRL trying to JUMP or DO ANYTHING

>>729689
based, I'm glad the US military is of the highest quality

The really increased recruitment standards like that

Straw girl is short as fuck

Like actually tiny

She's like, not even able to reach the highest shelf in her kitchen

No, you are too short

Beneath notice frankly

due to your short stature

Peasant girl phenotype with that height

>>729710
Yeah, for a goblin tribe you fucking short fuck

The tiny euro elves that are like 3 feet tall

Go ahead

I'd be a noble paladin

towering over all else

Your curses mean nothing witch

why my dick hard now

what did you DO

*deflects*

>>729729

>>729731

>>729734

S

She booru hard

what race should I play in Skyrim

I often think about the stormcloak that gets executed before you who would have survived if he just shut the fuck up, I think there's a lesson about patience in there somewhere

>>729751
I am going for khajiit pickpocket

yeah :D

The Imperials called me "the cat" proving that they are the real racists

I don't intend on killing anybody, I'm a thief not a killer D:

>>729763
a pacifist and a racist

fus roh dah xD

And then any female character nearby would pull out her feet and put it in the dragonborn's mouth

The modding scene is very proactive

huh

heyo

>>729780
I love this fucking cat

>>729790
I like countries

>>729788
are you actually a fujoshi tho

fujoshi applies to women i thought

fudanshi is the male equivalent??

I would hardly call myself a weeb

>>729799
joke harder :%)

#edit % to ^

>>729802
#halt

>>729801
#edit this post to make it –

I win

>>729808
#halt