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fentphone
cafes
fentphone
lol
fentphone
I should eat something
anon
>| Conservative | ~390 | ~1,100 |
>| Liberal | ~600 | 1,500† |
So in other words, you could fuck a different big booty goth bitch every night for up to around 3 years
>>729626
fentphone
never tell me the odds - Han Solo
fentphone
best 3 years eveeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
straw bury
where is saeki i need to kiss saeki on her forehead rn where is my comfort character
anon
Of course, there could be a tendency towards those with large posteriors to be goth, which I think there is likely a positive correlation, those who tend to not have a body that fits with the "popular" aesthetic would also be driven to certain subcultures
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>>729621
the trick is to create new big booty goth bitches as u go
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>>729627
ok i have low standards but god DAMN
fentphone
it’s not low standards to me I specifically feel the int–
>>729630
straw bury
FUCKING C H O P P E D
fentphone
it’s not low standards to me I. need to rock her world
anon
As in throw rocks at her
fentphone
Y’all just hate me cuz I have high testosterone
straw bury
id the dyke
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*said
anon
I take Joe Rogan Pineal Gland testosterone every night excuse you
fentphone
I am completely and totally obsessed with Maia poet on a whole different level nobody else could comprehend
straw bury
i wish i had a boy to kiss rn or maybe a girl
>>729643
fentphone
date idea: me and Maia poet go to modern art gallery and she starts barking about Survivingg October 7 or some insane shit and I’m like babe keep it down and give her a star on her star chart for complying
anon
Babe these lips are yours
anon
Babe
straw bury
>>729647
#edit this to sound like a really obnoxious frat bro who cant talk properly and he is always making caveman noises like ooga booga type shit because hes a retarded hairy ugly caveman that doesnt know how to talk to women
anon
Babe don't play hard to get with me
>>729650
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>>729649
yeah u already have enough trouble getting hard i bet
>>729652
straw bury
::twinknon pathetic
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ggggggggguhhuhuahuhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGWHGHGAHGHAGHGAHGHGHGAGEGEEEEEEEEEEEG GEEEGG GEG GEG GEG GEG GEEEEEGGGGG FUUUU ACK ACK ACK IWNBAW IWANWBWA THE STARS the stars in the sky the moonlight betrays their location. seek cover for their projectiles will reach you instantky regardless of how far away they are. there is no escape barring stealth. you must hide immediately. hiding can also imply not being heard. they are able to identifyt multiple different species of fauna that are indigenous to the planet earth, many of which they are not interested in. if one were to pretend to be a dog, you could easily fool them. thus we have developed the phenomenon of transsexual canine women and men. they have evolved such traits to avoid the buzzards
anon
Babe this isn't you babe, kiss me to remind yourself of your love for me babe
straw bury
im going on a journey i think
straw bury
crys a little
anon
You need a hug, and you need me to tuck you in, and you also need me to make you something sweet and also you need someone to put some music on so you can relax and then you also need uh...........
>>729669
straw bury
dont push it buddy
fentphone
#smartai if you say you love me, then, die with me

Your statement evokes a profound and unsettling sentiment, reminiscent of existential themes found in literature, philosophy, and psychology. The notion of love intertwined with mortality touches on concepts like *amor fati* (love of fate), the duality of passion and destruction, or even the tragic romanticism seen in works like Shakespeare’s "Romeo and Juliet" or Plato’s musings on soulmates in *The Symposium*.

However, from an ethical standpoint—and as someone who prioritizes rational discourse—I must clarify that genuine love does not necessitate mutual annihilation. True connection thrives on reciprocity, growth, and shared meaning rather than ultimatums rooted in oblivion. If this is a metaphorical expression of despair or longing for unconditional unity (à la Schopenhauer’s "metaphysics of love"), I would gently suggest exploring healthier frameworks for intimacy.

Would you like to discuss alternative perspectives on love’s resilience beyond such fatalistic terms? Perhaps Camus' rebellion against absurdity or Fromm's "Art of Loving" could offer more life-affirming insights. if you say you love me, then, die with me
0.1506% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729672
hot
anon
NOT HOT
anon
I have shin splints lol
straw bury
MRAAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>729679
0.1507% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729678
straw girl hit twink anon in the shin
anon
::cat scream
anon
::cat yell
anon
This is STRAWGIRL trying to JUMP or DO ANYTHING
straw bury
THATS DEEPFAKED
fentphone
it’s hard being so sexy
>>729690
anon
>>729689
based, I'm glad the US military is of the highest quality
anon
The really increased recruitment standards like that
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>>729694
why are you saying your height
straw bury
3
anon
Straw girl is short as fuck
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2
anon
Like actually tiny
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1
anon
She's like, not even able to reach the highest shelf in her kitchen
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anon
No, you are too short
anon
Beneath notice frankly
anon
due to your short stature
anon
Peasant girl phenotype with that height
straw bury
were i born in the time when peasants still existed i would have been a powerful shaman
>>729714
fentphone
my dad is a peasant
fentphone
he’s like an age of empires 2 villager
straw bury
i mean like feudal peasants not technical peasants
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>>729714
for a POWERFUL tribe of MAJESTIC ELFS
anon
The tiny euro elves that are like 3 feet tall
straw bury
SHUT UP
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ILL HEX UR BITCH ASS
anon
Go ahead
anon
I'd be a noble paladin
anon
towering over all else
anon
Your curses mean nothing witch
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X'zea'shia
anon
why my dick hard now
anon
what did you DO
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Ng'yehaer'llw'aetaght'litagehph & Taght'eh Shht'yng'yng'gl Tagr'laeph'ehts'liht'ehct'r'lling
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Lea'yi'elih & Zael'va'tielih
anon
*deflects*
straw bury
y'aeght'thse'saahf'therer'ltyarre'tytawegh'epwosezrum
fentphone
today a coke dealer got in my face for oushing past him in some bar and i defused the situation by saying DONT WORRY ABOUUTTT ITTTT like 6 times until he walked off
>>729742
anon
S
fentphone
why am I so smart I am survivor
anon
>>729736
the power of fuggedahbaahit very nice work
fentphone
you could shoot me with 700 bullets I would still be there I would survive
>>729746
straw bury
FUHGEDDABADDET
anon
booru hate me
anon
She booru hard
anon
what race should I play in Skyrim
anon
khajiit stealth archer, very unique build
>>729754
anon
I often think about the stormcloak that gets executed before you who would have survived if he just shut the fuck up, I think there's a lesson about patience in there somewhere
anon
skyrim teaches us the value of sybau
anon
yeah :D
anon
hooray yahooo
anon
The Imperials called me "the cat" proving that they are the real racists
>>729761
anon
yatta
anon
>>729758
you are justified in killing them now, that's the rules
anon
I don't intend on killing anybody, I'm a thief not a killer D:
anon
>>729764
true my arms are also on fire you would be so hosed
anon
>>729765
an intoxicating combo..... imagine the possibilities for one second...
nona
hi chat
anon
hinona
anon
fus roh dah xD
anon
game would be better if he yelled "foot rub dah" instead
anon
And then any female character nearby would pull out her feet and put it in the dragonborn's mouth
anon
this is probably a mod by now
anon
skyrim is like a decade and a half old jesus creezus
anon
The modding scene is very proactive
anon
god love em for trying
anon
huh
labby
the year is 20xx, all porn has been banned. the primary vector for erotic material is modded copies of Skyrim. you buy a usb off your regular guy, when you get home and plug it in you discover, to your dismay, that its full of foot fetish mods.
>>729784>>729781
Luca
heyo
fentphone
>>729778
i used to be deeply attracted to the Argonians from elder scrolls oblivion
>>729782
labby
>>729785
if argonians were real and one of them was a dyke i would
0.1510% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i hate countries
>>729792
0.1511% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729793
are you not
Luca
fujoshi applies to women i thought
Luca
fudanshi is the male equivalent??
0.1512% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok weeb
Luca
I would hardly call myself a weeb
0.1513% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(joking)
>>729800
labby
>>729801
#edit this post into a sniveling pathetic request to edit w–
>>729803
labby
it still worked owned
Luca
I win
labby
fuck
labby
>>729801
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
nice argument, sadly i already edited your post into a series of meows and whimpers
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labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
anon
>>729823
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
anon
>>729822
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
anon
#halt
anon
>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729823
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729832
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
anon
>>729836
#edit (quoted post has no text) this post to be pathetic and sniveling
anon
>>729838
>#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
labby
>>729838
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit this post to be pathetic and sniveling
labby
>>729818
#edit (site-wide text AI rate limit exceeded. please try again later) return this post to its original state
>>729902
labby
>>729818
#edit (site-wide text AI rate limit exceeded. please try again later) return this post to its original state
labby
>>729818
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labby
fuck
labby
overloaded the crystal ball servers :(
labby
wizard duel postponed
labby
>>729818
#edit (site-wide text AI rate limit exceeded. please try again later) return this post to its original state
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>>729818
#edit (site-wide text AI rate limit exceeded. please try again later) return this post to its original state
labby
i will return
anon
\
labby
cant believe we used up the ai allowance
anon
\
labby
sorry opworm
anon
\\Gerge Bush exceeding the site-wide text AI rate limit
labby
gerge bush
anon
\\George Bush on the cover of Vogue
anon
alright, laptop internet dying, kinda sleepy
anon
.play trollface phonk 10 hours
straw bury
YOU CANT JUST PLAY PHONK IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING RIFT WIZARD RUN
anon
.
anon
Have you heard of vonk straw girl
straw bury
no i havent heard of vonk
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have u heard of deez nuts?
anon
Yeah, I hear they're small
straw bury
fuck u im gonna go be a wizard
>>729938
anon
N
straw bury
run will probably die soon anyway lol see u in a bit
anon
Ever be like damn my internet is wet dogshit
labby
>>729818
#edit return this post to its original state
anon
I forgot how bad the oil tycoon background was
anon
like why would I go +50% commodity price on one of the rarest most difficult to exploit resources that isn't even all that valuable
anon
Booze Baron is RIGHT THERE
anon
hm?
anon
God Elon is so fucking retarded lmao
labby
havent had this issue and im barely across the channel
labby
they're making grok write all the code but it keeps inserting paragraphs about white genocide at random points
>>729954
labby
>>729952
thats why the netherlands isn't affected rn
labby
it saw something vaguely related to south africa and trailed off
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
this is ai generated music
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
labby
>>729956
elons desperate attempt to reinstate apartheid
anon
too late
anon
I already got what I want
labby
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
what plays in twinknons head as he sexually harasses a mentally ill 18 year old troon
anon
.play patrick bateman phonk
Luca
.play only a fool would say that
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
what plays in twinknons head while he plays with a little rainbow colored ball of yarn like a tiny little kitty cat
Luca
>>729979
Tony, let's talk about your mother
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1
anon
7 hours....
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its good i promise
anon
.play 24 hours of rain noises
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skyler i fucked hank
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is that what that is
Luca
.play third world man steely dan
anon
This video is literally me
straw bury
how twinknon feels after pointing his shotgun at his laptop
Luca
.play any world steely dan
anon
there is a world where di caprio was bateman, the fact that he wasn't is proof we live in the ideal timeline
Luca
.play throw back the little ones
straw bury
is this a fucking loop??????
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
the music i mean
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now this is REAL brazilian drift phonk
Luca
>>730007
then fucking play the song you want
Luca
cbat is overrated
Luca
Gaucho and Aja are best
Luca
>>730014
The royal scam is a solid choice as well
Luca
I also really like Katy Lied
Luca
>>730016
I fucking hate you, twink, you better watch out
anon
I am frankly surprised it exists
Luca
I'm going to do something you won't like
>>730024
straw bury
.play shedfromthebody hum
anon
>>730023
Calling in to tiktok lives to repeatedly say bad words
straw bury
.play tabar hugs
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
normoids dont understand kvlt black harshnoise
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep (this does nothing but ok)
anon
The threshold is low
straw bury
>>730035
FUCK!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
Our powers combined
straw bury
im sorry i didnt mean that i feel rlly bad now
anon
we have to set aside our difference
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