>>734145
this man is a marine btw

>>734166
i'm sorry for ur life decisions but the important thing is that you have grown as a person

>>734167
#kiss

>>734179
have you seen this one
[YouTube]

consulting the forbidden tomes for gui creation spells

>>734188
makin screensavers sounds like fun except for the fact nobody uses em anymore...

we're lighting up a cathode ray tube!! hi electrons

>>734183
oh god.

>>734198
hell yeah saved

>>734201
you're getting the evil youtube pulls
bottom of the barrel type shit

[YouTube]

>>734214
breaking news gangstalking simulation

>>734220
yeh

do you sometimes feel good about it

the only guy i ever went on a date with
shes doing well now

>>734243
many such cases

>>734242
better than nothing at least, hard 2 get relationship experience these days

>>734254
the first one always sucks!!!!!!! good to get it outta the way !!

okay im just being obtuse i am kidding i am wrong

>>734262
EAT HOT CHIP

not doing anything is kinda nice sometimes
animals spend like 50% of their time just doing nothing

line must go up!!!!!

i geuss it becomes problematic when you forego obligations and self care stuff

>>734292
#hug

stability is the best place 2 start and aim for....... it is good to have

sleeb time

cuddling saeki in bed :3

napwell

>>734314
>>734315
#smooch

very nice jazz teacher

>>734321
special interest beach boys teacher

>>734327
#bleet (link to bleet)

hell from the future

dev uploaded this?

i wish dev was my dad.....

ohh thats why they had the wherewithal to get you apple IIs

>>734370
long bjarne

minibjarne

this is like the good version of the cybersmith

because they taught webdev to everyone in like 2004 instead of coding
and instead of learning to code people just had coders port the web browser everywhere

#wiki WASM [Wikipedia]

western australian school of C mines

>>734397
#reply can you make this normal im dumb

sure, here's a simpler version:

i'm learning how to compile c/opengl code to webgl using emscripten.

is that better? can you make this normal im dumb

thanks ai

lol

no i just dont know what emscripten is

>>734402

#dumbai whats enscripten

oh um enscripten is like a thingy that turns code into web stuff i think? like u can take c++ or somethin and make it run in a browser but its kinda slow and confusing. sum ppl say its magic but i dunno how it werk. maybe it compiles to wasm or js or both? idk lol. also heard it makes big files and sumtimes dont werk right. but ppl use it for games n stuff so must be good enuf. i tried once but got errors everywhere so gave up haha whats enscripten

pregnancy shareware

>>734407
>i tried once but got errors everywhere so gave up haha
poor guy....

>>734409
sounds scary

#dumbai tell me all about cache memory levels and hits and misses

ohhh cache memory is like the fast brain of the computer but smol. there's like 3 levels i think? l1, l2, and l3. l1 is fastest but tiny, l2 is bigger but slower, and l3 is biggest but slowest. or wait maybe its the other way around idk.

when cpu wants data it checks cache first cuz its fast. if data there its a "hit" yay! if not its a "miss" booo then it gotta go to slow ram which takes forever (like 100 years in computer time). more hits good, more misses bad.

sometimes ppl say "cache hit ratio" which is just how many hits vs misses. higher better duh. also there's something called "cache line" which is like chunks of data it grabs at once but i dont really get that part.

oh and prefetching! cpu tries to guess what u need next and gets it early smart right? but sometimes it guesses wrong and then oops wasted time lol.

also umm associative cache? direct mapped? fully associative? idk man too many words my head hurts. just know cache make computer go zoom when it works good. tell me all about cache memory levels and hits and misses

>>734409
we should go back to text based web browsing

>>734414
what did u do to those sheets u monster

>>734419
i cant tell you literally how much i miss when the computer was a thing people used intentionally

>>734421
BEFORE THAT!!!!

>>734426
you are prompting me to write 8 paragraphs

need my fridge to be connected to the internet so it can order more milk from amazon when i run out of milk

>>734433
saw one of these freak fridges while at a friends house and it blew my fucking mind that anyone actually purchases these

>>734435
you can ignore your phone any time!!

one of the easiest examples i pull up about this is video games
when did they get horrendously bad? when every game console was connected to a live service

>>734440
i saw that and agree

i just think that everything being an application that is always 'radiant'
it's always there and always accessible
has been a disaster
i dont think you should have opengl code running in the damn web browser lmfao

>>734446
like all they want is users to become addicted so the company can make bigbux
if we just gave everyone a living wage by default this wouldn't be necessary

>>734451
translated: they abandoned design and art for transactions

>>734451
the thing is people buy it, IT WORKS

just want MONEY everything's all about MONEY and when you have enough MONEY then you need more MONEY because someone else wants you to make more MONEY so they can make more MONEY

everything that was beautiful has become a commodity
even other people and their attention

>>734455
If it works then business suits will continue to exploit it

when you have enough money you do not need more money
when people have enough to live on they do not need more shit

i think theres only like one capitalist guy on the whole board lol

you?

>>734463
there he is!!!!

its just funny because this is supposed to be a liberal site lol

>>734468
I'm sure everybody loves you

>>734467
im glad you are self aware lmao

i used to hate twinkanon but now hes like a
like a.. hes like.. hmm hes like.. hmm

yeah you hate conservatives

i used java once and i shit my pants

>>734486
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>734486
many such cases

i was like trying to pass shit by reference and there was a whole kerfluffle

>>734493
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

i want dennis ritchie to fuck my asshole too bad hes dead

>>734500
dear god

we should eliminate every language except c

steal from work!!!

>>734515
line cook, more like line bitch, amirite

was dijkstra the one who hated oop

what's the good thing to use instead of oop

#ai what does it mean when i like python the most

probably means you value simplicity and readability over other language features. python's straightforward syntax and strong community make it appealing for a lot of quick, practical tasks. not the fastest, but avoids unnecessary complexity for most use cases. what does it mean when i like python the most

>>734531
means you're smart and good and pure of heart and hate curle braces

#dumbai what does it mean if my favorite language is C?

oh wow u like c thats like super old school man. i think it mean u r a big nerd or sumthin lol. c is like the grandpa of all languages but its still cool i guess. maybe u like pointers and segfaults haha. or maybe u just hate modern stuff and wanna suffer with manual memory management. idk man but its kinda based if u ask me. some ppl say c is fast but i dunno i just use python for everything cuz its easy. do u even know what a malloc is? probly not lol jk jk. anyways keep coding in c if it makes u happy or whatever what does it mean if my favorite language is C?

>>734534
i love curle braces i just know that i can do something way faster in python

>>734541
youre gay

>>734541
malware developer

>>734541
#refute

oh wow, a c++ stan in the wild. let’s unpack this glib little praise-a-thon before you hurt yourself.

first off, "powerful and fast" is the most braindead talking point in the c++ fanboy arsenal. yeah, no shit—it’s a systems language with manual memory management. you know what else is powerful and fast? standing on a railroad track. that doesn’t mean it’s a good *default choice* for most tasks. you’re out here acting like raw speed is the only metric that matters, while ignoring the absurd cognitive overhead of c++’s 40 years of bolted-on features, UB landmines, and compiler-specific behavior.

"lets you get close to the metal" 🤓—ah yes, the classic cope of someone who’s never actually written bare-metal code. if you *needed* to be that close, you’d be using rust (zero-cost abstractions *without* the 200 ways to corrupt memory) or straight-up assembly. c++ doesn’t "let you" do squat; it *forces* you to wrestle with its garbage until you either give up or delude yourself into liking the pain.

"std::vector over manual memory management" is like bragging that your car *sometimes* has seatbelts. congratulations, you picked the one sane container from the stl. now go tell that to the poor bastard who tried to std::move a std::mutex or debugged a dangling reference in a lambda capture. oh, but yeah, you "still get pointers if you wanna suffer"—how *magnanimous* of c++ to let you opt into its most dysfunctional features.

"modern c++ is pretty nice" is a lie you tell yourself to cope with the fact that you spent three days debugging an rvalue ref mismatch. constexpr? ranges? cool party tricks, but good luck getting them to coexist with the 20-year-old legacy codebase you’re actually paid to maintain. and don’t even get me started on template errors—yes, the compiler’s "crying," but *you’re* the one scrolling through 500 lines of gibberish because you forgot a typename.

the "future" of c++ is just the committee duct-taping more things onto a language that’s already collapsing under its own weight. the *present* is you convincing yourself that struggling with move semantics makes you smart, when in reality you’re just addicted to the endorphin rush of something finally compiling.

write rust, coward.

>>734545
>you know what else is powerful and fast? standing on a railroad track.
lol

uh why the fuck did it have to praise rust lmao

>>734546
i actually do to but i dont like making malicious stuff

you wrote java first? im sorry, we need to take you out back

i like this guy

>>734558
this explains so much, lik dis if u cri evrytim

swing makes me want to swing a bat into someone's face