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krissu (26 (geriatric))
i have some old programs on floppy disks my dad wrote in the 80s, one of them was an apple ii game but i could never run it i think the floppy went bad
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i was able to run one of his old programs once tho and i managed to make a copy of it
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lel the Malcolm x of programming
krissu (26 (geriatric))
img_6886.jpg
this was my first vintage computer (this model not this exact one), it's an osborne 1a
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:V
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ooo
krissu (26 (geriatric))
it was my dads and i dug it outta the garage one summer and managed to get it working again by fucking around with stuff in the power supply
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ver nicu
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wish we had all that kinda stuffs
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had to find n seek it out myself mostly
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i didnt know what i was doing but i found a pdf of a maintenance manual for it online and mentioned this jumper u could detach to put the power supply in a different setting so i did that and it miraculously started working again lol
@gronk
minibjarne
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o<o
krissu (26 (geriatric))
it would randomly lose its memory contents tho but i resoldered much of the mobo and that fixed that issue but there were still some periodic issues w the floppy drives i never fixed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i do not understand why ppl write javascript
lain from computers
this is like the good version of the cybersmith
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i say that as someone who writes typescript for a living
>>734391
krissu (26 (geriatric))
but
krissu (26 (geriatric))
it sucks!!!
lain from computers
because they taught webdev to everyone in like 2004 instead of coding
and instead of learning to code people just had coders port the web browser everywhere
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ya right
krissu (26 (geriatric))
when are they gonna make C for the browser
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i cant write wasm ><
@gronk
western australian school of C mines
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i have been learning abt using emscripten to cross compile c/opengl to wasm/webgl tho
>>734398
lain from computers
>>734397
#reply can you make this normal im dumb

sure, here's a simpler version:

i'm learning how to compile c/opengl code to webgl using emscripten.

is that better? can you make this normal im dumb
@gronk
thanks ai
lain from computers
lol
lain from computers
no i just dont know what emscripten is
krissu (26 (geriatric))
me neither
>>734405
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
iirc the technical term is its a compiler toolchain
krissu (26 (geriatric))
basically all i know is when i build my project with emscripten it gets built as a wasm module or whatever that i can put up on my website
lain from computers
#dumbai whats enscripten

oh um enscripten is like a thingy that turns code into web stuff i think? like u can take c++ or somethin and make it run in a browser but its kinda slow and confusing. sum ppl say its magic but i dunno how it werk. maybe it compiles to wasm or js or both? idk lol. also heard it makes big files and sumtimes dont werk right. but ppl use it for games n stuff so must be good enuf. i tried once but got errors everywhere so gave up haha whats enscripten
>>734410
@gronk
pregnancy shareware
krissu (26 (geriatric))
so i can write opengl code in C and run it on my website basically
>>734411>>734413
lain from computers
>>734407
>i tried once but got errors everywhere so gave up haha
poor guy....
anon
#dumbai tell me all about cache memory levels and hits and misses

ohhh cache memory is like the fast brain of the computer but smol. there's like 3 levels i think? l1, l2, and l3. l1 is fastest but tiny, l2 is bigger but slower, and l3 is biggest but slowest. or wait maybe its the other way around idk.

when cpu wants data it checks cache first cuz its fast. if data there its a "hit" yay! if not its a "miss" booo then it gotta go to slow ram which takes forever (like 100 years in computer time). more hits good, more misses bad.

sometimes ppl say "cache hit ratio" which is just how many hits vs misses. higher better duh. also there's something called "cache line" which is like chunks of data it grabs at once but i dont really get that part.

oh and prefetching! cpu tries to guess what u need next and gets it early smart right? but sometimes it guesses wrong and then oops wasted time lol.

also umm associative cache? direct mapped? fully associative? idk man too many words my head hurts. just know cache make computer go zoom when it works good. tell me all about cache memory levels and hits and misses
lain from computers
>>734409
we should go back to text based web browsing
>>734419
anon
up until 3 am because my sheets are taking forever to dry lmao
>>734420
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weba twink
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and awwww
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u can lay on me instead
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734413
some ppl unironically use reader mode to browse the web nowadays lol
>>734422
lain from computers
>>734419
i cant tell you literally how much i miss when the computer was a thing people used intentionally
>>734425>>734426
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>>734422
yeah
I try to have this be what I do now to my best ability but ;u;
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734422
ugggg right
i genuinely think integrating the web into virtually every aspect of our lives was terrible for humanity!
>>734427>>734428
anon
>>734426
You don't want your juicer to be connected to the internet? Are you CRAZY?
>>734429
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i hate hate HATE that everyone expects to be able to reach me anywhere at any time as well
anon
>>734429
How else will your juicer function if you can't integrate it with your facebook account and automatically post the things you juice?
@gronk
need my fridge to be connected to the internet so it can order more milk from amazon when i run out of milk
>>734436>>734440
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this is also in part the thing with AI
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i like driving cuz it gives me an excuse to ignore my phone completely
>>734437
anon
>>734433
saw one of these freak fridges while at a friends house and it blew my fucking mind that anyone actually purchases these
>>734444
lain from computers
one of the easiest examples i pull up about this is video games
when did they get horrendously bad? when every game console was connected to a live service
>>734442
anon
>>734436
I had to get a new fridge recently
lain from computers
i just think that everything being an application that is always 'radiant'
it's always there and always accessible
has been a disaster
i dont think you should have opengl code running in the damn web browser lmfao
krissu (26 (geriatric))
nobody makes quality products anymore, every studio's big hope is just to drum up social media discussion around their game so they can get some players in on the opening weekend
>>734447>>734448
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>>734446
you mostly can only find them through boutiques n such sigh
@gronk
>>734446
like all they want is users to become addicted so the company can make bigbux
if we just gave everyone a living wage by default this wouldn't be necessary
>>734451
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and the prices are gah
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but could go on abt this
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734448
ya right, look how gleefully they abandoned concepts like "gameplay" and "story" for fucking skins and lootboxes
>>734452>>734453
lain from computers
>>734451
translated: they abandoned design and art for transactions
anon
>>734451
the thing is people buy it, IT WORKS
@gronk
just want MONEY everything's all about MONEY and when you have enough MONEY then you need more MONEY because someone else wants you to make more MONEY so they can make more MONEY
krissu (26 (geriatric))
idec if it works its a disgusting business model and I hate everyone involved
>>734457
lain from computers
everything that was beautiful has become a commodity
even other people and their attention
anon
>>734455
If it works then business suits will continue to exploit it
>>734459
@gronk
when you have enough money you do not need more money
when people have enough to live on they do not need more shit
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734457
until they fuck it up so bad the whole thing collapses in on itself, capitalism every single time
krissu (26 (geriatric))
then they get paid $$$ to go do it to some other company
lain from computers
i think theres only like one capitalist guy on the whole board lol
>>734463
anon
you?
lain from computers
>>734463
there he is!!!!
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hehe
lain from computers
its just funny because this is supposed to be a liberal site lol
>>734467
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i hate liberals so much its unreal
>>734469
lain from computers
>>734467
im glad you are self aware lmao
lain from computers
i used to hate twinkanon but now hes like a
like a.. hes like.. hmm hes like.. hmm
>>734475>>734476
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<3
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i luv worms
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734469
when i say i hate liberals i mostly mean nytimes, wapost, most of the east coast
>>734484
lain from computers
yeah you hate conservatives
krissu (26 (geriatric))
in america they're called liberals lol
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archiving all these manuals is rly great
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very important stuff to be able to study and repair things from the time
krissu (26 (geriatric))
real
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i want to learn abt mending my clothes
>>734485
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>>734483
can be nice, DIYing clothes is cool
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trying to find a jacket I wanna add patches to n so on
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ya i have come to realize that i don't rly like the fashion industry and i don't rly like capitalism either which has led me to want to like, never buy new clothes again lol
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yeh
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I'm an ansynd so yk
anon
>>734486
Except I shit my pants in excitement it was so heckin cool I love OOP and I love Java swing
>>734500
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here we go
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heh
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the latter half of this talk, mainly the section after this is why I play it
anon
i was like trying to pass shit by reference and there was a whole kerfluffle
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very good
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note, 10 TB a day 10 yrs ago
anon
i want dennis ritchie to fuck my asshole too bad hes dead
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heh
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stealing the Kmart speaker announcement tapes
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i will go back in time to save gary kildall so i can suck his dick
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bazed
anon
we should eliminate every language except c
@gronk
steal from work!!!
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if u can or are listening to talk is gon play smth I think u might also appreciate twink
krissu (26 (geriatric))
inventing a time machine to be alan turing's boy toy...
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oh my god I forgot this
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this is crazy
anon
I am so sleepy but these sheets take too long to dry
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d'awww
anon
was dijkstra the one who hated oop
krissu (26 (geriatric))
everyone who isn't challenged hates oop
@gronk
what's the good thing to use instead of oop
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btw the con is now yearly to oppose the authoritarian acts going on rn
lain from computers
#ai what does it mean when i like python the most

probably means you value simplicity and readability over other language features. python's straightforward syntax and strong community make it appealing for a lot of quick, practical tasks. not the fastest, but avoids unnecessary complexity for most use cases. what does it mean when i like python the most
>>734534
krissu (26 (geriatric))
everything should be written in pure C
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here we go
@gronk
>>734531
means you're smart and good and pure of heart and hate curle braces
>>734538
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this part
krissu (26 (geriatric))
or Go if u insist on these newfangles technologies
anon
#dumbai what does it mean if my favorite language is C?

oh wow u like c thats like super old school man. i think it mean u r a big nerd or sumthin lol. c is like the grandpa of all languages but its still cool i guess. maybe u like pointers and segfaults haha. or maybe u just hate modern stuff and wanna suffer with manual memory management. idk man but its kinda based if u ask me. some ppl say c is fast but i dunno i just use python for everything cuz its easy. do u even know what a malloc is? probly not lol jk jk. anyways keep coding in c if it makes u happy or whatever what does it mean if my favorite language is C?
lain from computers
>>734534
i love curle braces i just know that i can do something way faster in python
krissu (26 (geriatric))
python is my most used language
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i dont love python but with type hints its usable
anon
#ai okay ai, and what if you like C++ the most?

then you're based as hell. c++ is powerful, fast, and lets you get real close to the metal while still having abstractions when you need them. std::vector over manual memory management any day, but you still get pointers if you wanna suffer. just watch out for undefined behavior and template errors that make your compiler cry. modern c++ (14/17/20) is actually pretty nice once you learn the quirks. keep an eye on constexpr and ranges if you wanna see the future. okay ai, and what if you like C++ the most?
>>734542>>734544>>734545
anon
>>734541
#refute

oh wow, a c++ stan in the wild. let’s unpack this glib little praise-a-thon before you hurt yourself.

first off, "powerful and fast" is the most braindead talking point in the c++ fanboy arsenal. yeah, no shit—it’s a systems language with manual memory management. you know what else is powerful and fast? standing on a railroad track. that doesn’t mean it’s a good *default choice* for most tasks. you’re out here acting like raw speed is the only metric that matters, while ignoring the absurd cognitive overhead of c++’s 40 years of bolted-on features, UB landmines, and compiler-specific behavior.

"lets you get close to the metal" 🤓—ah yes, the classic cope of someone who’s never actually written bare-metal code. if you *needed* to be that close, you’d be using rust (zero-cost abstractions *without* the 200 ways to corrupt memory) or straight-up assembly. c++ doesn’t "let you" do squat; it *forces* you to wrestle with its garbage until you either give up or delude yourself into liking the pain.

"std::vector over manual memory management" is like bragging that your car *sometimes* has seatbelts. congratulations, you picked the one sane container from the stl. now go tell that to the poor bastard who tried to std::move a std::mutex or debugged a dangling reference in a lambda capture. oh, but yeah, you "still get pointers if you wanna suffer"—how *magnanimous* of c++ to let you opt into its most dysfunctional features.

"modern c++ is pretty nice" is a lie you tell yourself to cope with the fact that you spent three days debugging an rvalue ref mismatch. constexpr? ranges? cool party tricks, but good luck getting them to coexist with the 20-year-old legacy codebase you’re actually paid to maintain. and don’t even get me started on template errors—yes, the compiler’s "crying," but *you’re* the one scrolling through 500 lines of gibberish because you forgot a typename.

the "future" of c++ is just the committee duct-taping more things onto a language that’s already collapsing under its own weight. the *present* is you convincing yourself that struggling with move semantics makes you smart, when in reality you’re just addicted to the endorphin rush of something finally compiling.

write rust, coward.
>>734547
lain from computers
>>734545
>you know what else is powerful and fast? standing on a railroad track.
lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
the only thing C++ has going for it is that it works
>>734553
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>>734546
it means I'm gonna kiss u
anon
uh why the fuck did it have to praise rust lmao
lain from computers
>>734546
i actually do to but i dont like making malicious stuff
krissu (26 (geriatric))
and sometimes it doesn't even do that much
anon
>>734548
Actually what it has going for it is that I learned it first
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
c++ is a good language to learn first imo, it was actually my second language after java but i learned a lot abt how computers work from learning c++
anon
you wrote java first? im sorry, we need to take you out back
>>734558
@gronk
i like this guy
anon
That's like every school system, oracle owns everything
anon
>>734558
this explains so much, lik dis if u cri evrytim
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i had some good times making rly, rly shitty little games with swing lol
anon
I love Java Swing :D
anon
swing makes me want to swing a bat into someone's face
krissu (26 (geriatric))
swing makes me want to swing from a tree
anon
makes me want to swing from a rope
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol yes
anon
reminder that someone shit their pants in the 90's because of Java Swing
lain from computers
#ai java reminds me of bureaucracy

yeah java's like writing a novel just to print "hello world". all that setup for the simplest thing. gotta love the boilerplate tax. spring boot? more like spring bloat. just let me code without 30 annotations ffs. java reminds me of bureaucracy
anon
#ai what the fuck does public static void javabeanfactorydildosingletoncockass mean?

lmao sounds like someone smacked their keyboard while trying to remember java design patterns. "javabean" "factory" "singleton" are legit terms, but "dildo" and "cockass" are just someone messing around. if you're looking for actual patterns, stick to the boring stuff like abstractfactory or builder. nice try fed. what the fuck does public static void javabeanfactorydildosingletoncockass mean?
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i wonder what they shit their pants over now
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brushed teef
krissu (26 (geriatric))
rust?
krissu (26 (geriatric))
idk
lain from computers
finally... /g/...
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i was getting into rust for a bit for a uh thing
krissu (26 (geriatric))
protected static void foobarfactory<cum>()
@gronk
libpol is /g/ now
lain from computers
i hate 4chan but last time i checked on /g/ it was worse than i ever imagined it would be
@gronk
yeah i think /g/ has gone consistently downhill with every new tech thing
anon
i was browsing /g/ tonight and it was a bunch of retards arguing about dumb shit
krissu (26 (geriatric))
wait does java even have protected lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i dont think it does
krissu (26 (geriatric))
shows u how long its been since i touched java lol
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gah
anon
shows u how long its been since somebody touched me
>>734588
lain from computers
i just checked and half of /g/ is 'make your own smut diffisuion bot'
>>734592
krissu (26 (geriatric))
my fucken twin bro touched my tits and shit and now hes acting like i did something to him???
>>734594>>734597>>734598
@gronk
>>734587
self-reliant sex machines
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:C
lain from computers
>>734591
?????????????
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take care of urselves worms n reach out if things get like this
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heya
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734597
lmao deadass tho
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ugh maybe im a terrible person for saying this but like omg it was this whole thing
a year after i started transitioning my twin got on hrt too without telling anyone but then he was rly weird and agp and would like wear leggings without tucking and outfits that didn't match at all and eventually he started like saying weird sexual shit to and stuff and ya that goes on for like two years and then he starts fucking some chick from college again and decides to go back to being a man
>>734616
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nu
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hhh
nonners from small screen
i should be murdered
>>734605
krissu (26 (geriatric))
and if i sound salty its cuz hes a jerk >:(
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pat
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its alr to feel that stuff but still respecting yk how peeps identify, but some people are just gah no matter it, and its usually about the person more
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ya thats the other thing honestly i didnt rly think he was trans from the start cuz he like. HATES women
krissu (26 (geriatric))
like to the point of road raging screaming at women drivers just for like driving slower than he wants and shit like that, like he legit HATES them
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yeh it sounds more like a sorta like
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aligning more with a femboy hrt situation and is uncomfortable
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and transitioning is smth u kinda need to do while addressing those things
krissu (26 (geriatric))
RIGHT
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cow.net
fujo
>>734601
yk.. if one dresses like a hooker but wants to be a women, it tells a lot about their view of women, imo...
(yes, this is terrible to say, probably)
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i get what you're saying even if yk
krissu (26 (geriatric))
like wow the first thing u do after u start taking estrogen is wearing lacy panties that show above ur waist and saying shit like "omg my brain is swimming in hormones u cant tease me like this" then like just WTF
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I've known ppl like this and I respect their identity but when they seriously like
the person they are and their hate or toxicity comes through you gotta not let that be
krissu (26 (geriatric))
like WTF do u think a woman is
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dated someone who detransitioned during our relationship and was just like hhh
lain from computers
lived in a somewhat shared womens dorm for a while
there was this one chick who was in her 40s
she started taking hrt like a few months before coming to the dorm
she was a weird racist the whole time then stopped taking hrt then started sleeping with impressionable girls who lived there
>>734625
fujo
i think it's a lack of socialization really
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ugh the thing is growing up my bro was literally like, the popular guy in school and he even bullied me!!! >:( for being a weird gay nerd and then he decides to copy my transition but just makes a complete mockery of being a woman
>>734627>>734628>>734633
fujo
>>734624
yeaaa..... wtf.
i dated a person once who started skinwalking me, it was the most fucking awful experience i ever went through.
>>734630>>734632
lain from computers
>>734624
who is this man...............................................................................
not really but like who is this dude
krissu (26 (geriatric))
my twin bro Dx
fujo
>>734627
liiike to a point where i'd get creepy questions on what kind of shampoo / conditioner / deodrant / parfume (?? i dont use any) i use... it was kinda awful and really awkard, cut contact after a short period of time
>>734640
lain from computers
yes but jesus christ
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734627
uggghhhhhh ya wtf is it, the fucking skinwalking jesus
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sorry you went through that
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i had twin literally parrot word for word things i had told them abt my experiences with gender dysphoria like months after the fact, like wtf who does that??? do u not remember me saying these exact words to u that u are now repeating to me as ur own thoughts???? wtf????????
>>734639
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just had my own situation sorta come to an end like this of someone that seems to have maybe not been trans or just
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never err
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whole thing
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>>734635
yeah, its a weird dynamic that can just be
it gets weird and does happen, wish people didn't respond like this and like
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734630
ewewewewew ughghgghhhhhhhhh
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maybe a thing where they see you doing better or getting attention and so on or support, and then they want that too and so try and emulate it without it being something they internalize or actually internally identify as without taking steps to do so beyond things like u mentioned
>>734644
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i know im a woman cuz men do not give a FUCK about making me uncomfortable nowadays
lain from computers
classic gender affirming misogyny
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734641
ya he was also constantly drinking and smoking weed in that time, like *constantly* and his detransition also coincided with him getting sober so
>>734645
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>>734644
yeah that stuff can add to just not having err
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lot to unpack there
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not having the restraint to not entertain things where it maybe delusions that are seeking other things from others, and not something internally they want
krissu (26 (geriatric))
how tf is this guy talking abt 20 thousand lockpicks now lol what is this talk about
>>734651
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i hope ur free of it now though and can not have to engage w it
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ive just kinda been tuning in for a minute now and then
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pat
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ye
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he helped a guy who made a lockpick Kickstarter, that would lose money everytime someone paid for one (w/o him realizing), and he had it become the 2nd biggest Kickstarter of the time
he was hospitalized for a suicide attempt and Jason recognized what was happening and came in to bring people to build what they could and ship it out
>>734656
lain from computers
>>734655
why did lockpicks become the second biggest kickstarter of all time
>>734658
krissu (26 (geriatric))
woa
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>>734656
at the time
but it was bc the price basically, it was a big lockpick kit he was gonna make himself with all these locks and everything
fujo
i should make a kickstarter for a new currency, its basically a decentralized distributed ledger and like.. you can sell artworks and prove that you own those artworks
>>734665>>734664
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i should do a crypto rug pull, evidently its legal???
@gronk
very nice talk
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ye
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734659
hey i think u might be onto smth
@gronk
>>734659
i'll give you 25 million usd and no more
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i wonder how much money u could get by just like, copying bitcoin or ethereum or smth and marketing it as some big new cryptocurrency
>>734668
krissu (26 (geriatric))
god theres so many bullshit coins out there now, why tf does anyone even spend money on that shit
fujo
>>734666
this question is easily answered by pulling up coinmarketcrap.com and looking at the top 10 coins :D
none of them are truly unique.
eth is a scam machine
>>734673
lain from computers
should get uh
maybe an LLM to write up a really nonsensical buzzword kickstarter pitch for a crypto currency
see if you can get 10k
>>734672
anon
Make online casino
Make own cryptocurrency for it
Done
anon
That or become President and blatantly leverage that position for profit
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734669
lmfao not a bad idea
fujo
>>734668
like what the fuck is xrp or solana... who heard about the "GRANDE TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUHG" of XRP or SOLANA!!
lain from computers
mining solaris
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ily worms tho n reach out if ever feeling in a place that a weight feels its pulling down and unable to get out of it
fujo
#smartai write up a really nonsensical buzzword kickstarter pitch for a crypto currency, also make it about mushrooms and derail into talking about hallucinogenic substances at some point, the more schizo the better

**Introducing MycoChain™: The Fungal Future of Decentralized Finance (DeFi)**

Are you ready to **spore into the next dimension of blockchain innovation**? MycoChain isn’t just another cryptocurrency—it's a **mycelial meshwork of hyperfungible, biodynamic value exchange**, merging Web3.0 with the ancient wisdom of fungal intelligence!

### 🌟 **Why Fungi? Because Nature is the Original Blockchain!**
Did you know mushrooms operate on a **distributed underground ledger system** called mycorrhizal networks? They've been doing DeFi for 400 million years—long before Vitalik was even born. We're leveraging this primordial decentralized architecture to create an ultra-scalable, carbon-negative proof-of-stake protocol that literally grows as it processes transactions.

🔥 **Tokenomics That Spread Like Spores:**
- 🍄 $MYCO tokens are minted via "Proof-of-Growth," where staking rewards compound like mycelium in a damp forest floor.
- ♻️ Our AI-driven "Symbiotic Yield Farming" ensures liquidity pools self-replicate through fractal algorithms inspired by psilocybin-induced epiphanies (more on that later).
- 🌐 Built-in DAO governance means every holder becomes part of our digital rhizome—no CEOs, only *fungal overlords*.

### 💊🚀 **[REDACTED: LEGAL DISCLAIMER]** Now Let’s Talk About Consciousness Expansion…
*[The following section has been flagged by SEC bot #4832]* Look, we can't *officially* endorse anything, but let’s hypothetically say some early adopters reported ***quantum financial clarity*** after microdosing $MYCO while listening to Terence McKenna lectures at 432Hz. Coincidence? Or synchronicity woven into the very fabric of our token contract??? Some users claim trading $MYCO unlocks latent DMT receptors and lets them see Fibonacci sequences IRL—but hey, DYOR (*Do Your Own Reality*).

### 🤯 **Roadmap to Ascension:**
📅 Q1 2024 - Launch AlphaNet ("MycoMind Beta") – A neural net trained on mushroom growth patterns predicts ETH gas fees with terrifying accuracy.
📅 Q2 2024 - Integrate shroom-based biometric wallets (fingerprint scans + spore resonance = unhackable security) 🔒🍄✨
📅 Q3 2024 - Partner with anonymous Swiss lab to develop NFT-backed "SmartSpores" that unlock secret whitepaper tiers when exposed to UV light (not medical advice).

### 🚨 WARNING: THIS IS NOT A CURRENCY; IT'S A PSYCHEDELIC ECONOMIC PARADIGM SHIFT 🚨
Regulators hate us because we replaced KYC with *Know Your Chakras™*. Tax implications may include involuntary astral projection audits from interdimensional revenue services (**consult your local shaman before investing**).

💎🌌 Join our presale NOW before entropy collapses all fiat systems and fungi inherit the Earth! Whitepaper written entirely in Enochian script available upon request *(must pass third-eye verification)*.** write up a really nonsensical buzzword kickstarter pitch for a crypto currency, also make it about mushrooms and derail into talking about hallucinogenic substances at some point, the more schizo the better
>>734682>>734688
krissu (26 (geriatric))
.play eternal life jeff buckley
lain from computers
is this real rock radio
lain from computers
>>734678
i cant wait for the update where bot responses are properly formatted md
>>734686
anon
is this imagine dragons
lain from computers
KNOW YOUR CHAKRAS
fujo
proof of growth... $MYCO to the moon...
lain from computers
>>734686
i really hope libpol implements this.............
>>734690
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734678
wait this is fucking genius
krissu (26 (geriatric))
proof of growth lmfao
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ppl might actually believe that
krissu (26 (geriatric))
now if i could just figure out a way to ensure that only ppl i deem immoral spend their money on it
>>734694
lain from computers
>>734693
its written on the box, no engineering required
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
fujo
i should become a shroom nerd... they're kinda cute
krissu (26 (geriatric))
same
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i oughta buy a grow kit i wonder if they're easier to get in finland than they were in cali
>>734702
lain from computers
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krissu (26 (geriatric))
aw i like yeule c:
fujo
>>734699
ohhh right, you moved right?
how's that going?
krissu (26 (geriatric))
yupyup, things have been alright! i found a job here altho my contracts almost up actually lol so might be looking for a new one soon, but regardless things have been nice
lain from computers
.play sit with you jannah camille
krissu (26 (geriatric))
getting distance from my family has done wonders for my mental health o_o things were kinda rough the first month or two, like i was starting to process all the stuff i had been dealing with around them but i feel like the last few months have been a healing experience for me
>>734711>>734713
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i ended up getting heavy into weed again for a minute as a cope >< but i quit that stuff, its too damn expensive up here lol
>>734707
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>>734706
aww
glad chu did at least
in US or there - ?
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stay safe n take care of self
krissu (26 (geriatric))
here, in LA it was cheap af lol it probably costs like 4 times as much here
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yeah
fujo
>>734705
glad to hear :3
kinda reminds me of me like 2 yrs ago, minus the part of feeling bad at the beginning? i think i just had enough of all of it
>>734714
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over there would affect prices lots
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>>734705
also glad to hear
same thing for self atm as I'm trying to get away again, is a major part of limiting self from being able to get by n got stuck living here again, so feel that; but am happy to hear u found ur way out of the US and a place to work
>>734714
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734711
aw did u have to get away from home too
>>734713
thank u fren i hope u find ur way out too :<
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
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;w;
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i hmmm
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i like
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i have money saved/stuff that was for college that, if I have trust I'll do work, I can use to rent somewhere w peeps
krissu (26 (geriatric))
.play yeule dont be so hard
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so just trying to find a place I can go w/o it being risk to my meds or stuff idk
krissu (26 (geriatric))
that makes sense
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ugh being trans doesn't make things any easier does it
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mainly makes it harder w finding work
but
get my meds diy though I'm on script ADHD etc meds so I have to, very annoyingly, see my psych nurse practitioner every month to get a single refill
krissu (26 (geriatric))
thats annoying af
fujo
idk, for me it's mostly like i'd either be visibly trans and _some_ people would be nice to me by "playing along" or they'd be oblivious cause i manmode and it actually works ._.
krissu (26 (geriatric))
idk what ppl think of me, i wear men's clothes
>>734733
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i mean its usually not that like
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that can be an issue but its less about that and being trans making it harder to get a foot in the door w a lot of things
fujo
>>734730
that's fine, with male fashion it's like this:
male thingies + unisex if progressive
with female thingies it's just anything goes
>>734736
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as a queer person more generally and who I am specifically
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w the thing me n laen are doing I can at least have some money coming in while I try and get my other work off the ground and have donations and maybe adcents coming in from, will depend
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>734733
tru, a lot of the 20 smth women here dress like grungy lesbians too at least when its not hot so ive got that working in my favor
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also the whole issue of discrimination w renting if ur not rooming w someone who already can yk
krissu (26 (geriatric))
.play fazerdaze come apart
krissu (26 (geriatric))
this song is nice c:
lain from computers
i really like it
>>734743
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awa
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also err do u know if they possibly pay higher when employed w them btw ? hadn't thought to ask as the base rates seems already enough for my kind of life but curious >>734741
lain from computers
oh i really dont know..
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ye dw
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wasn't sure
lain from computers
it might be like some standard amt++
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yeh
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doing that work stuff specifically while laying in bed w peep or next to each other at desks in chairs n listening to stuff together would be comfy
lain from computers
aaaaaaaa it just reminds me of the bad copypasta about like 5 people living in an apartment illegally and one of them dies
>>734752
krissu (26 (geriatric))
what if the office was just a big bed and all u and ur coworkers had to snuggle in
>>734761
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;w;
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bwa
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silly
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w me I'd prefer to not have to live in a situation (depending on the place) w more than 3 ppl or smth
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at one time
@gronk
honestly real living with one or two good people is so much better than cheap digs with a dozen ppl or some shit
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idk
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like if I don't have to interact w or its not an issue and there's extra rooms then yk
lain from computers
1
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2
krissu (26 (geriatric))
in my freshman year of uni i had to share a dorm room the size of a walk in closet with two guys and there was no bathroom lol
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>>734768
ehe
thought u might know them
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